Favorite Beastie Rhyme

[Fade2White]

16 and just got hooked on the Beastie Boys can't get enough. Anway, whats erbodys favorite beastie lyrics? share a couple rhymes or something peace

[ToucanSpam]

all of it

[sjp]

i always liked Electrify

"words comin' forth like water from the tap
Clap tracks line spaces places papers people stack."

[icy manipulator]

i think her name is lucy but they all call her loose

[Nomen Nescio]

For some reason the one that pops into my head most randomly these days is..

Just back from Japan and ooh I'm laggin'

Goin' rao rao with the dungeon dragon

[Adrock421]

Besides all of them? :D

"well I'm the Benehama chef on a SB12! chop the fuck out the beats left on the the shelf! You be like, 'Hello Nasty where you been? It's time ya brought the grimy beats out the dungeooon' ", also in Body Movin that whole segment with "Mike D, with the master plan......MCA where have ya been?....An Adrock, light up the place!" that whole bit, all of Intergalactic (but especially the last 4 lines "pinch on the neck of mister Spock!"), all of fight for your right to party but especially "your mom busts in an says whats that noise?!?! Mom your just jealous it's the Bea-stie-Boys!!!", all of 3 MC's an One DJ and everything under the Beastie sun y'all. :cool:

[icy manipulator]

I'm walking on water while you're stepping in shit

Well i'm a funky ass jew and i'm on my way and i've gotta say fuck the KKK!

[sjp]

Putting songs together ain't no puzzle like yahtzee
sending this out to k-rob and rahmalzee.

[icy manipulator]

we be getting stupid in your area, causing all kinds of hysteria, my beats is sick like malaria but dont worry i'll take care of ya

[sjp]

Soft overripe fresh skeezed California females
With three inch cherry red press-on lee nails.

Rapunzel Rapunzel let down your hair
So I can climb up and get into your underwear.

[pshabi]

Well I'll fill ya to the fuckin rim like Brim
I'm walking down your block and you say that's him

[n1keman]

I got more rhymes
than I got grey hair
thats quite alot
cause I have my share

or

Well I'm On On 'Til The Crack Of Dawn
Mowin' Down M.C.'s Like I'm Mowin' A Lawn

but there is a lot to choose from???? :confused: :rolleyes: :rolleyes: :rolleyes:

[Thundercracker]

"i keep my underwear up with a peice of elastic
i use a bullshit mic that's made outta plastic
to send my rhymes out to all the nation
yeah, like ma bell, i got the ill communication."

oh yeah.

[laurie_hammy]

All of the lyrics, but at the moment, sure shot live when adrock does his verse where he usually says Hurra Hurra. This is what I love

ADROCK COME AN ROCK THE SURE SHOT
"Mix Master, Cross fade on ya ass and then I go an bust ya eardrums, Listen everybody cause im CHIKA CHIKA CHIKA, FRESSSHH Like Dougie When I Get My Specs, On This Microhpone Well I Come CORRREEEEEEEECT".

:eek: :cool: WOOOOOOOOO
Have to get off my chair and do Adrock dance moves when I hear that.

[Adrock421]

All of the lyrics, but at the moment, sure shot live when adrock does his verse where he usually says Hurra Hurra. This is what I love

ADROCK COME AN ROCK THE SURE SHOT
"Mix Master, Cross fade on ya ass and then I go an bust ya eardrums, Listen everybody cause im CHIKA CHIKA CHIKA, FRESSSHH Like Dougie When I Get My Specs, On This Microhpone Well I Come CORRREEEEEEEECT".

:eek: :cool: WOOOOOOOOO
Have to get off my chair and do Adrock dance moves when I hear that.
wut song is that from?

[Chicka B]

wut song is that from?

When Adrock does the song Sure Shot live, it's off of Ill Communication.

[Adrock421]

When Adrock does the song Sure Shot live, it's off of Ill Communication.
Thanx bud

[Chicka B]

No problem. ;)

[Mr.Right]

Humpty Dumpty was a big fat egg
He was playing the wall and then he broke his leg
Tossed it out the window three minutes hot
Hit the Rastaman he said bloodclot

Excellent!!! (allthough almost every rhyme is worth being mentioned here...)

[SuckerMC]

which came first, the chicken or the egg? i egged the chicken then i ate its leg!!

well im that kid in the corner, all fucked up and i wanna so im gonna

See im the long leaner, victor the cleaner, im the illest mother fucker from here to gardena!

like spoonie gee, well im the metropolitician!! (because spoonie gee fuckin rocks!!)

Rapid fire louie like rambo got bullets, imma die harder like my man bruce willis

[sureshot]

itchy finger trigger on the stable turn table

no sleep till brooklyn

[laurie_hammy]

Early To Fool Mr Furley, An Thats, Word To Aunt Shirley, And, You Could, Stick Ya Head In The Toilet Give Yourself A Swirly swirly.

Adrock from "oh word" gotta love the echoing in that song I even say the echo, e.g "Ay yo yo like the snitzel we back back, shits gettin duller an duller and thats a fact fact, I don I dont care what ya heard heard care what ya seen seen, it was I swear it wasnt me in bear magazine zine. hahaha

[blip]

Strap on my ear goggles and in ready to go

Some rhymes go flat, but mine go fizz

Put a quarter in your ass cause you played yourself

Its like lotto - you got to be in it to win it

Expanding the horizons and expanding the parameters
Expanding the rhymes of sucker M.C. amateurs

My mind is kinda flowin like an oil projector
Had to get up to get the Jimmy protector

oh, and this is my first post. hello :)

[BeastieFromDC]

We're all connected like a Leggo set
One equaling one together like a croquette

so many more just have that song stuck in my head....

[laurie_hammy]

Brrr Stick Em -

Robotron Gorf An Galiga
I Got The Sexy Dig-Dug Calender
Mix Masters Scratching Like He's Got Lice
Or Crab, But Yo That Aint Nice

[steve-onpoint]

me always be diggin' this one...

"I smoke cheeba it helps me with my brain
I might be a little dusted but I'm not insane
People come up to me and they try to talk shit
man, I was making records when you were sucking your mother's dik"

[laurie_hammy]

me always be diggin' this one...

"I smoke cheeba it helps me with my brain
I might be a little dusted but I'm not insane
People come up to me and they try to talk shit
man, I was making records when you were sucking your mother's dik"

Yes I see, Well excuse me Mr Yauch if I could buy some of your time, I would just like to inform you that the female gender do not have the male penis organ. Ok thankyou, bye bye for now.

[boys_beastie]

yeeeaaaaahhh- you know we're gettin' silly got a grandma hazel and a grandma tilly!

i did it like this- i did it like that- i did it with a wiffleball bat soooooo.

I THINK IM LOSIN MY MIND THIS TIME THIS TIME I LOSIN MY MIND!!

get it together, paul revere, so watcha want

[Tompz]

For some reason the one that pops into my head most randomly these days is..

Just back from Japan and ooh I'm laggin'

Goin' rao rao with the dungeon dragon

i really like that one too!

[icy manipulator]

well it might sound odd it might corny, but here's some sexy rhymes for those that are horny..........

because i saw you at the checkout line, you dropped your coupons and you were looking fine, sophisticated and so mature, i couldn't really care if you're 50 or 74......

[Mr.Right]

well it might sound odd it might corny, but here's some sexy rhymes for those that are horny..........

because i saw you at the checkout line, you dropped your coupons and you were looking fine, sophisticated and so mature, i couldn't really care if you're 50 or 74......

On which Album except "Sounds of Science" is this track?

[laurie_hammy]

3-Minute Rule - Start Of MCA's verse

"It's Just Two Wheels And Me The Wind In My Eyes"

I just LOVE it how the beat goes with the way he says it, could hear that all day that bit.

[hiphopanonymous]

My fav has gotta be this from 'Girls'....

I hope she'll say, "Hey me and you should hit the
hay!"
I asked her out - she said, "No way!"
I should've probably guess her gay
So I broke North with no delay
I heard she moved real far away
That was two years ago this May
I seen her just the other day
Jockin' Mike D. to my dismay

[boys_beastie]

SOMEDAY--WE CAN--ALL BE ONEEEEEEEEEEE-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh.


echo ^

remain calm no alarm cause ma farm aint phat.

hey bigga moma now what the deal i didnt no u go for that mass appeal some call it salugi, some hot potatah, i stole ya mic but you wont see it later cause i work magc like a magician, i add up like a mathmetician im a bank cashier, engineer, i wear cotton but i dont wear SHERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR

when you pull my card you pull tha ace

im a 6.7 on the ricta scale.

ya eatin burgers and chicken n u b pickin ure nose and, im on time homie thats how it gos, heard the style i think ya missed the point- ITS THE JOINT!

downtown brooklyn is where i was born but when tha snow is fallin then i a goneeee.

i put ma root down, im puttin root down an if ya wanna battle me ya puttin loot down.

tell me what makes you so afraid, of all these people you say you hate.

look for a girl, ran into a guy, his name was mca he said howdy i said hi-

he put tha gunto ma head and this is what he said well ma name is mca i got a liscense to kill! i tihnk you know what time it is its time to get ill! now what do we have here?! an outlaw and his beer?!

we stepping into the sun he had a gun i had a grin, you tihnk this stories over but its ready to begin.

they call me adam yauch but im mca im like a lemon to a lime, lime to a lemon.

well ima turn it in then ima turn it out, and now im gonna pass the mic to yauch.

i want you! boomin granny! ye i need you! boomin granny!

ID LIKE TO HAVE A SAY ON THA INCOME TAX, DONT WANNA HELP BUILD BOMBS AND THATS A FACT, NO MONEY FOR HEALTHCAARE SO WATS THE CATCH? MA MAN MCA WITH THE KEYS TO THE LATCH

[Mr.Right]

This one is pretty cool, too:

"I got a girl in the Castle and one in the pagoda
You know I got rhymes like Abe Vigoda"

[laurie_hammy]

Noooow Im Adrock An I Shock An I Tick An I Tock An I Cant Stop With The Body ROCK

[20Questions]

My fav right now has got to be from Root Down

Every morning I took the train to high street station
Doing homework on the train, what a fucked up situation

[FAN of ADROCK]

Roses are red, the sky is blue. I got my barrel at your neck, so what the fuck you gonna do?

[Jabbadahut]

U c i walk, like jabba da hut, with style so new yall be like what!?

Turn the party out like a bon vivant with the skill at will that i know ya want!

On a hot day with the iced latte, devious be like wyllie coyote, hot to trot-e

Or maybe not-e but little did they know there was a baby in her bod-e


Mike D- Triple Trouble

[laurie_hammy]

The Scoop -

We We, We Got Fire, We Need Water
There Aint No Water, So I Guess I Oughta
Leave Ya Broke In A Comatose State Of Mind An Im Blind
An Im Workin Over Time So Check It,
I Keep My Rhymes In A Little Black Book
An I Know Ya Wanna Take ANOTHER LOOK !!!!!

[rlwelch]

I'm cruisin in my boat and I'm fishin' for trout
I mix the bass ale with the guinness stout
Cuising for a line inside my brain
And looking out at the world through my windowmane

[steve-onpoint]

Yes I see, Well excuse me Mr Yauch if I could buy some of your time, I would just like to inform you that the female gender do not have the male penis organ. Ok thankyou, bye bye for now.

that's the whole antithetical humor ;)

so i knew this girl once... wait. forget it.

[icy manipulator]

On which Album except "Sounds of Science" is this track?

99% sure it isn't on any other. although there's of few like that on sounds of science

[icy manipulator]

did you know Insane Clown Posse made a song with the lyrics " Fuck the Beastie Boys and the Dalai Lama " in it? Fucking face paint wearing pansie little shits

[sjp]

did you know Insane Clown Posse made a song with the lyrics " Fuck the Beastie Boys and the Dalai Lama " in it? Fucking face paint wearing pansie little shits


only thing thats insane is when my cock hits there face and kills them, damn poofters.

[sjp]

u know the song hey fuck u i think their talking about the insane clown posse cause they only have one hit since they been around.

[steve-onpoint]

i never knew about that. is it true? cos you know what's f'd? there was this insane clown posse song from back in the day that sampled the bass riff from "Pass the Mic." what's it really all about, people? :confused:

[steve-onpoint]

The Scoop -

We We, We Got Fire, We Need Water
There Aint No Water, So I Guess I Oughta
Leave Ya Broke In A Comatose State Of Mind An Im Blind
An Im Workin Over Time So Check It,
I Keep My Rhymes In A Little Black Book
An I Know Ya Wanna Take ANOTHER LOOK !!!!!

btw... i like your style. the scoop is all dat.

[chrisCro]

lately I just got hooked up to this one: I can't stop singing it wherever I go

I sneak a chicken tikka
Marsala at a gala event
I represent that's stupid that's for sure
You be like "oh yeah Adam, real mature"
I'd like a lettuce, tomato and Munster on rye
All this cheese is gonna make me cry
Gorgonzola, Provolone
Don't even get me started on this microphone

and so ooooooooooooonnnnn :)

[laurie_hammy]

btw... i like your style. the scoop is all dat.

;) (y)

[jackrock]

i like lettuce, tomatoe, musta on rye , all this cheese gonna make me cry!!
-MCA in shazam!

[rockchik2509]

I'm a lumber jack DJ Adrock


Now my name is M.C.A. I've got a license to kill

I think you know what time it is it's time to get ill

Now what do we have here an outlaw and his beer

I run this land, you understand I make myself clear."

Looking for a girl I ran into a guy his name was mca i said howdy he said hi.
Funky ass jew when iam on my way and i gotto say fuck the kkk
i love all the beastie boys rhymes but those are my favorite

[laurie_hammy]

The Vibes -

KID Fresk Is Back From The 80's
And Where Doin It For The LAAAAADDDDIIEEEEEES

[The Eric H Show]

Im a writer a poet, a genius you know it.
I dont buy chiva i grow it.
People always trying to get next to me,
I had a beautiful experience on ecstacy

[Old English 800]

"if i played guitar id be jimmy page
the girlies i like are under age"
"girlys with boyfriends are the kind i like
ill steal your honey like i stole your bike"

[djc1980]

K-I-N-G-A-D-ROCK You Know The Whole World Is On My Jock (Beastie Groove)

[adrock14]

they got a commitee to get me off the the block
cause i say my rhymes loud and i say them non stop
because being bad news is what we er all about
we went to white castle and we got thrown out

[Mallrat109]

Jazz and Awol that's our team
Step inside the party disrupt the whole scene
When it comes to beats well I'm a fiend
I like my sugar with coffee and cream

[Bobtwi]

Every line from Pose In Effect.The best pure Beastie hip hop song created.Back in 87 Yauch came on stage in Philly opening with it.He said "Yes yes yall.. yes yes yes yes yes yall" over and over for like five minutes then they broke into the song.It was the best Beastie show I've ever been to.

[Funkyfreshgrape]

Alive:

"Open up your ears and clean out your eyes if learn to love you're in for a surpise It could be nice to be alive"

[Darko]

My noggin is hogging all kinds of thoughts
And Adam Yoggin is Yauch and he's rocking of course


Educated no; Stupid yes
And when I say stupid I mean stupid fresh


Got to do it like this, like Chachi and Joanie
Because she's the cheese and I'm the Macaroni


3 on the tree in the middle of the night
I have steak on my head cause I got into a fist fight


Ponce De Leon, constantly on
The Fountain of Youth not Robotron


I'm in the lab all day, I Scrabble all night
I got a Bedazzler so my outfit's tight

[cAm]

im that kid in the corner
all f´d up and i wanna so im gonna
take a piece of the pie why not im not quittin´
think imma change up my style just to fit in


sure shot / adrock verse

[laurie_hammy]

[QUOTE=cAm]im that kid in the corner
all f´d up and i wanna so im gonna
take a piece of the pie why not im not quittin´
think imma change up my style just to fit in


sure shot / adrock verse[/QUOTE

That is an awsome verse !

[quiteuncool]

It's hard to chose just one so...


Hello, nasty, where you been!? It's time you brought the grimey beats out the dungeon. -Shame in Your Game

Excuse Me Motherfuckers, Can I Beg Your Pardon
I'm Gonna See The Knicks At Madison Square Garden
And Like The Knicks I Got Game Like I Worked At Hasbro
On The Mic I Bug, Like I Was Prince Jazzbo
The Rhymes Are Stupid To Make You Go Coo-Coo
You Can't Sleep 'Cause You're Little Cindy Loo Hoo
Down With The Hurra Since The Raising Hell Tour
Just Listen To His Cuts There's No Reason To Tell More
Cyndy What I Didn't Catch The Last One
That Shit Sounded Kinda Nice, But Bust A Fast One -B-Boys Makin' With the Freak Freak


I'm a 6.7 on the rictor scale
Got rhymes gallot and then I never fail
I'm like gravy to potatoes
Luke to Darth Vader
I'm a souped up sucker
and I'll see you all later - Do It


And I can go on and on and on and on and on...

FUCK ICP.

[Weezman]

I'm a Def Manhattan killer - a rhyme driller
A mike in my hand and a mouth full of Miller

Met this girl at the party and she started to flirt
I told her some rhymes and she pulled up her skirt

Stay up all night go to sleep watching Dragnet
Never sleep alone because Jimmy's the magnet
I'm so rope they call me Mr. Roper
When the troubles arise I'm the cool coper

Read me my rights as if I didn’t know this
Threw me in the tank with the drunk called otis
With his five o’ clock shadow he smelled of 3-day old beer
My man turned to me and said why are you here?
I said I’m charming and dashing I’m rental car bashing
Phony paper passing at nix check cashing

Suckers Write Me
Checks And Then They Bounce So I Reach In My Pocket For The
Fresh Amount See I'm The Long Leaner Victor The Cleaner
I'm The Illest Motherfucker From Here To Gardena

I Want To Say a Little Something That's Long
Overdue
The Disrespect To Women Has Got To Be Through
To All The Mothers And Sisters A And Ahe
Wives And Friends
I Want To Offer My Love And Respect To The
End

Sometimes I like to brag sometimes I'm soft spoken
When I'm in Holland I eat the pannenkoeken

Hey yo, BAM super nature god damn
Cerrone on the microphone I am

[BroomHead]

You be doin' nose candy on the bowie coke mirror/
my girl ask for some but I pretended not to hear her/

something about coke mirrors sounds so cool in rhyme form. pretty much every line in Car Thief could be posted here too.

Oh, I almost forgot

you might notice, you've never been this see/
if I ate spinach I'd be called Spinach D/

^classssssic!

[PaddyBoy]

MCA's first verse in Pass The Mic is undisputably the best:

If You Can Feel What I'm Feeling Then It's A Musical Masterpiece
Hear What I'm Dealin' With Then That's Cool At Least
What's Runnin' Through My Mind Comes Through In My Walk
True Feelings Are Shown From The Way That I Talk
And This Is Me Y'All I M.C. Y'All
My Name Is M.C.A. And I Still Do What I Please
And Now I'd Like To Introduce What's Up
I'll Pass The Mic To D. For A Fist Full Of Truth


Its the way he tell 'em.

[Weezman]

MCA's first verse in Pass The Mic is undisputably the best:

If You Can Feel What I'm Feeling Then It's A Musical Masterpiece
Hear What I'm Dealin' With Then That's Cool At Least
What's Runnin' Through My Mind Comes Through In My Walk
True Feelings Are Shown From The Way That I Talk
And This Is Me Y'All I M.C. Y'All
My Name Is M.C.A. And I Still Do What I Please
And Now I'd Like To Introduce What's Up
I'll Pass The Mic To D. For A Fist Full Of Truth



The Name Is D., Y'All And I Don't Pay And I Can Rock A Block Party
'Til Your Hair Turns Grey "So, What You Sayin'?" I Explode On Site
And Like Jimmy Walker I'm "Dynomite" And Now I'd Like To Pass
The Mic So Adrock C'mon And Do Anything You Like

[BrooklynDown]

Try to move me to third
Like they did to A-Rod
I'm still listening to wax
I'm not using the iPod.

[laurie_hammy]

The Name Is D., Y'All And I Don't Pay And I Can Rock A Block Party
'Til Your Hair Turns Grey "So, What You Sayin'?" I Explode On Site
And Like Jimmy Walker I'm "Dynomite" And Now I'd Like To Pass
The Mic So Adrock C'mon And Do Anything You Like

A-D-R-O C-K In the place of the Bass Im goin all the way
I cant stop yall, tock tick yall ;)

[laurie_hammy]

It's hard to chose just one so...


Hello, nasty, where you been!? It's time you brought the grimey beats out the dungeon. -Shame in Your Game

Excuse Me Motherfuckers, Can I Beg Your Pardon
I'm Gonna See The Knicks At Madison Square Garden
And Like The Knicks I Got Game Like I Worked At Hasbro
On The Mic I Bug, Like I Was Prince Jazzbo
The Rhymes Are Stupid To Make You Go Coo-Coo
You Can't Sleep 'Cause You're Little Cindy Loo Hoo
Down With The Hurra Since The Raising Hell Tour
Just Listen To His Cuts There's No Reason To Tell More
Cyndy What I Didn't Catch The Last One
That Shit Sounded Kinda Nice, But Bust A Fast One -B-Boys Makin' With the Freak Freak


I'm a 6.7 on the rictor scale
Got rhymes gallot and then I never fail
I'm like gravy to potatoes
Luke to Darth Vader
I'm a souped up sucker
and I'll see you all later - Do It


And I can go on and on and on and on and on...

FUCK ICP.

I like ya verses ;) Especially BBoys Makin With The Freak Freak, One of my fav Beastie tracks. Just Ill Communication style track :cool:

[rlwelch]

M.I.K.E. to the D.
Come to see me and you pay a fee
Do what I do professionally
To tell the truth I am exactly what I want to be,
Now Adrock (huhh?) and MCA (yeah!)
Let's rock this joint in a old school way

I'm Mike D. and I'm back from the dead
Chillin' at the beach, down at Club Med

[laurie_hammy]

It's illogical The Actions That Are Typically Displayed
A Set Back Ain't All That Much Problem To Invade

Beastie Boys - Electrify

[rlwelch]

Went to the prom in a fly blue rental
Got six girlies on my lincoln continental

I'm hard-hittin', nose-bitten cool as hell
I got the trees in my mirror so my car won't smell

(love the delivery on the last one)

[dave790]

The entire Ill Communication record is full of wicked rhymes.

[customX]

"im the king of boggle, there is none higher, i gets 11 points off the word quagmire"

"im the ladies choice like i was JJ evans, legalize the weed and ill say thank heavens"

[wrongwayandugg]

2 of them:

"People come up to me and they try to talk shit. Man..."

and

"When it comes to keep it real I keep it really wrong."

[Holy Cow]

M.I.K.E. to the D.
Come to see me and you pay a fee
Do what I do professionally
To tell the truth I am exactly what I want to be


Genius line!
When I came into this Thread I wanted to post it.

I can't believe no one mentioned Professor Booty Yet... that song is full of amazing rhymes (every line there is worth mentioning here)-
Adrock: I got more bounce then the fuckin' bump
And then you want to know why
Because I'm motherfuckin' truckin'
I'm in the pocket just like Grady Tate
Got supplies of beats so you don't have to wait
'Cause I'm the master blaster drinking up the shasta
My voice sounds sweet 'cause it has to
Mike D: You got you got you got you got you got
You've got the boomin' system but it's sloshing out doo-doo
You think it's chocolate milk but it's watered down yoo-hoo
I've been through many times in which I thought I might lose it
The only thing that saved me has always been music
MCA: So many wack MC's you get the TV bozack
Ain't even gonna call out your names 'cause you're so wack
But one big oaf whose faker than plastic
A dictionary definition of the word spastic
You should have never started something that you couldn't finish
'Cause writin' rhymes to me is like Popeye to spinach

BTW, This kind of Thread has been posted many times before so you oughta search it... :)

[laurie_hammy]

Genius line!
When I came into this Thread I wanted to post it.

I can't believe no one mentioned Professor Booty Yet... that song is full of amazing rhymes (every line there is worth mentioning here)-
Adrock: I got more bounce then the fuckin' bump
And then you want to know why
Because I'm motherfuckin' truckin'
I'm in the pocket just like Grady Tate
Got supplies of beats so you don't have to wait
'Cause I'm the master blaster drinking up the shasta
My voice sounds sweet 'cause it has to
Mike D: You got you got you got you got you got
You've got the boomin' system but it's sloshing out doo-doo
You think it's chocolate milk but it's watered down yoo-hoo
I've been through many times in which I thought I might lose it
The only thing that saved me has always been music
MCA: So many wack MC's you get the TV bozack
Ain't even gonna call out your names 'cause you're so wack
But one big oaf whose faker than plastic
A dictionary definition of the word spastic
You should have never started something that you couldn't finish
'Cause writin' rhymes to me is like Popeye to spinach

BTW, This kind of Thread has been posted many times before so you oughta search it... :)

True ! Professor Booty is one of my fav Beastie songs, each verse goes off, especially MCA's, just awsome

[Adrobin]

suckers write me checks and then they bounce, so i reach into my pockets for the fresh amounts.

im a 6.7 on the rictor scale. got rymes gallot and then i never fail. im like gravy to potatos, luke to darth vador, im a sooped up sucker and ill see you all later.

[instigator7022]

we be getting stupid in your area, causing all kinds of hysteria, my beats is sick like malaria but dont worry i'll take care of ya


THESE RHYMES ARE NOICE!

[CrankItUp!]

My chrome is shining just like an icicle I ride around town on my lowrider bicycle

[laurie_hammy]

Sooooo Ease Up On The Bong To Ease That Coughin
Butters On The Table Now Watch It Soften
Bring In Those Beats An Ima Bring Them Often
Ima Keep Rappin When Im In My Coffin

[Irena]

this one I realy like

I've got a hole in my head and there's no one to fix it, I gotta straighten my thoughts I'm thinking too much, yea, sick shit... Everyone just takes and takes, takes, takes, takes. I'll have to step back, I've gotta contemplate..

[laurie_hammy]

this one I realy like

I've got a hole in my head and there's no one to fix it, I gotta straighten my thoughts I'm thinking too much, yea, sick shit... Everyone just takes and takes, takes, takes, takes. I'll have to step back, I've gotta contemplate..

Well Im, Like Lee Perry, Im Very
OOOOON Rock The Microhpone, An Then Im Gone
Im Lke Vaughn, Pony, Ima Cheech Wizard
Never Quittin, SO Wontya Listen !

[Weezman]

M.I.K.E. to the D.
Come to see me and you pay a fee
Do what I do professionally
To tell the truth I am exactly what I want to be,
Now Adrock (huhh?) and MCA (yeah!)
Let's rock this joint in a old school way

Well I'm On 'Til The Crack Of Dawn Mowing Down M.C.'s
Like I'm Mowing A Lawn I Go Off Like Nothing Can Phase Me
You Think We'll Ever Meet Stevie? One Of These Days, D.
But I Can Stand My Ground And I Am Down To Wax An M.C.

anycare to finish this rhyme?? :D

[laurie_hammy]

Well I'm On 'Til The Crack Of Dawn Mowing Down M.C.'s
Like I'm Mowing A Lawn I Go Off Like Nothing Can Phase Me
You Think We'll Ever Meet Stevie? One Of These Days, D.
But I Can Stand My Ground And I Am Down To Wax An M.C.

anycare to finish this rhyme?? :D

WHO ACTS LIKE A CLOWWWWWWWN
But For Now,
Id Like TO Ask Ya How Ya
Like The Feel Of The Bass, In Ya Face, In The Crowd !!!!!!!

[blip]

my absolute favorite rhyme of all time

Ain't seen the light since we started this band
M.C.A. - get on the mic my man
Born and bred Brooklyn - U.S.A.
They all me Adam Yauch - but I'm M.C.A.
Like a lemon to a lime - a lime to a lemon
I sip the def ale with all the fly women

bboys - no sleep till brooklyn

[splatter-house]

Yauch:

"My jimmy, my jammy, I did her on her knees
And out of her pussy came a set of car keys"

From Car Thief (aka 'Sex Thief') from the PB demo tape.

Some other classic Yauch lines include:

"My dick is a treetrunk"

"You were holding my dick while I was pissing on your girl
I got some much cum I could drown the whole world"

"Roses are red, voilets are blue
My barrell's at your neck so what the fuck you gonna do?"

This version of PB has the best lyrics hands down. Yauch used to be on some OG shit.

[splatter-house]

Mike D (also from the PB demo tape):

"The C to the H double E B A
And now you know exactly how I start my day"

Horovitz:

"Some static started in the pool hall
I hit the motherfucker in the face with the cue ball"

I love the lyrics on this album.

[Irena]

Well Im, Like Lee Perry, Im Very
OOOOON Rock The Microhpone, An Then Im Gone
Im Lke Vaughn, Pony, Ima Cheech Wizard
Never Quittin, SO Wontya Listen !

I'm that kid in the corner
all fucked up and I wanna so I'm gonna
take a piece of the pie, why not, I'm not quitting
think I'm gonna change up my style just to fit in!

[laurie_hammy]

I'm that kid in the corner
all fucked up and I wanna so I'm gonna
take a piece of the pie, why not, I'm not quitting
think I'm gonna change up my style just to fit in!

That verse live = spine tingle

[Chicka B]

We Create This World And The Problems Go On
Create Our Lives And The Things That Go Wrong
So To The Deaf, The Blind, Look Around And Listen
To What It Is You Want And For What You're Wishing

[laurie_hammy]

Penn Station Up On 8th Ave.
Listen All of Y'all Ya get The Ball Bath !

"BBoys Makin With The Freak Freak"

[laurie_hammy]

Oh No Way, What’s That Ya Say?
The UN Don't Mean Nothin To The USA?
Oh No Way, What’s That Ya Heard?
Bush Is Makin Money off The Oil, word?

"This Government Needs A Tune Up"

[blip]

First of all get off the wall
It's time to party so have a ball

[Vallon]

And my moms is not butt, but fuck it
Let me get down to the rhythm
Yes, I'm getting funky and I'm shooting all my jism
Like John Holmes, that X-rated nigger
Listen to the shit, cause I am the ill figure
Nobody's getting any bigger than this

(Yeah, I know it's Q-Tip, but it's a Beastie song)

[laurie_hammy]

I Want To Enjoy The Fruits Of My Labor

Cause I Am The Holder Of The 3-Pack Bonanza
If You Open The Book, Then You Will Get Your Hand Slapped
I Am The Keeper Of The 3-Pack Bonanza
If You Ask A Question, Then You Will Get The Answer

"Hello Brooklyn"

[dela_mode]

Its on til the crack of dawn i be mowing mc's like im mowing a lawn.

[Irena]

I went to get a loan and they asked my race
I wrote down human inside the space

[dela_mode]

Make another record 'cause the people they want more of this
Suckers they be saying they can take out Adam Horovitz
Hurricane you got clout
Other DJ's he'll take your head out
A puppet on a string I'm paid to sing or rhyme
Or do my thing I'm
In a lava lamp inside the brain hotel
I might be peakin' or freakin' I'm known to rock well
The Patty Duke the wrench and then I bust the tango
Got more rhymes than Jamaica got Mango Kangols
I got the peg leg at the end of my stump
Shake your rump
(y)

[IronicAllure]

Torching and crakin' and rhymin' and stealin'
Robbin' and raping busting two in the ceiling
I'm wheeling' I'm dealin' I'm drinking, not thinking
Never cower never shower and I'm always stinking-Rhymin' And Stealin'
Pulled over to the river to take a rest
Pulled out a pair of pliers and pulled the bullet out of my chest
Fear and loathing across the country listening to my 8 track
I reached behind the seat to snatch a cool one from the pack
A long distance from my girl and I'm talking on the cellular
She said that she was sorry and I said yeah the hell you were-High Plains Drifter
I'm a writer a poet a genius I know it
I don't buy cheeba I grow it
"I'm a farmer"
People always trying to get next to me
I had a beautiful experience on ecstasy
I smoked up a bag of elephant tranquilizer
Because I had to deal with a money hungry miser
Had a caine filled Kool with my man Rush Rush
Saw my teeth fall in the sink when I started to brush- Car Thief
Well They Call Me Mike D The Ever Loving Man
I'm Like Spoonie Gee Well I'm The Metropolitician
You Scream And You Holler About My Chevy Impala
But The Sweat Is Getting Wet Around The Ring Around Your Collar- So What'cha Want
Well I'll Fill You To The Fuckin' Rim Like Brim
I'm Walking Down Your Block And You Say That's Him
There Goes The Guy With The Funky Sound
The Beastie Boys You Know We Come To Get Down
Because I've Got The Flow Where I Grab My Dick
And Say Oh My God That's The Funky Shit
So I'ma' Pass The Mic And Cause A Panic yea
The Original Nasal Kid Is Doing Damage - Root Down
Now we be getting stupid in your area haa
Causing all kinds of hysteria
My beats is sick like malaria
But don't worry I'll take care of ya-Three Mc's And One DJ
I'm a funky-ass Jew and I'm on my way
And yes I got to say fuck the KKK - Right Right Now Now




:D (y)

[laurie_hammy]

I Get Mad Respect AT The Old Folks Home
Ya Mumma's Grand Papa Wont Leave Me ALONE !

"Brrr Stick Em"

[brainwave]

All of Pauls Boutique, especially "CARTHIEF"

[laurie_hammy]

Cause We Long Behind The Rage, Learning From The Pain
The Love Behind The Tension Like The Sun Behind The Rain

"The Update"

[laurie_hammy]

When I was Nine, I Played With Slime
Got Rhymes Ga-Lot Got Rhymes Ga-Lime

"Squat"

[rlwelch]

I got a million like rhymes leaving you stoned!
I got my own crew called the nasal towwwwnes! :cool:

[sam i am]

I'm the master of disaster....


Listenin' to the conducters
With their busted out rhymes
Over the loudspeakers
About the hard times

Sat across from a man
Readin' El Diario
Ridin' the train (down)
From the El Barrio


Shit.....if this is gonna be THAT kinda a party...I'm gonna stick my dick in the mashed potatoes (I know, again, not the beasties, but this line ALWAYS cracks me up)


I been makin with the freak freak so unique...


I guess you'd expect to catch the crew rhymin..
Never let ya down with the serious tip...
So Mike get on the mic and turn it out....


To the mothers and the sisters and the wives and friends
I want to offer my love and respect to the end

Well you say i'm twenty-somethin' and I should be slackin'
But I'm workin harder than ever, and you can call it mackin'


ALL GOOD....

[laurie_hammy]

People How Ya Doin Theres A New Day Dawin
For The Earth Mother Its A Brand New Mornin
For Such A Long While Theres Been Such A Longin !!!

"Jimmy James"

[laurie_hammy]

Well Come On Yall, Just Come On Yall And Just
Work Work Work Work It Out Yall

"Live At PJ's"

[laurie_hammy]

Well Im The Benihana Chef On The SP12
I Chop The Fuck Out The Beats Left On The Shelf
You'll Be Like, Hello Nasty Where You Bin ?
Its Time Ya Brought The Grimy Beats Out The Dungon

"Putting Shame In Your Game"



Sorry, I Cant Stop. ;)

[laurie_hammy]

An On The Court I Got Game Like My Brother Matt
I Give A Shout, Out So Where You At
But Don't Get Souped Mathew Cause Ima Take Ya
Horatio Park Right Now An Ima Shake Ya !

"The Vibes"

[IronicAllure]

Any of the rhymes in "CarThief". :D (y)

[boys_beastie]

50 cupsa coffee n you know its on

[laurie_hammy]

I Move The Crowd Til The Breakuh Breakuh Dawn

[Irena]

I Wish For Peace Between The Races
Someday We Shall All Be One
Why Fight Yourself
This One is Called Rectify
There's Somethin' Coming To The Surface
There's Fire All Around
But This Is All Illusion.

I've Seen Better Days Than This One
I've Seen Better Nights Than This One
Tension Is Rebuilding
Something's Got To give
Something's Got To give.

Someday We Shall All Be One.

[Irena]

God damn that DJ made my day!!

[laurie_hammy]

I Wish For Peace Between The Races
Someday We Shall All Be One
Why Fight Yourself
This One is Called Rectify
There's Somethin' Coming To The Surface
There's Fire All Around
But This Is All Illusion.

I've Seen Better Days Than This One
I've Seen Better Nights Than This One
Tension Is Rebuilding
Something's Got To give
Something's Got To give.

Someday We Shall All Be One.

Somethings Got To Give, GREAT track (y)

[laurie_hammy]

Now I'd Like Me To Introduce To You, The Adrock

"ADROCK IN THE HOUSE YA DONT STOP !!!!!!!!"

"Squat"


By the way anyone know when "Squat" was made ? What year ?

[darkslyde]

Don't know bout yall but for those of us up on Bath Avenue we always got a kick out of this one;

In the back of the ride and bust with the whippet
Rope a dope dookies all around the neck
Whoo ha got them all in check
Running from the law the press and the parents
Is your name Michael Diamond?
No mine's Clarence

Cops round here never could understand why they kept gettin that answer

[laurie_hammy]

A $50 Dollar Bet You Can Kiss My Ass
So Move On Over, An Let The Kid PASS !

[laurie_hammy]

My Rhymes Are Wales An Yours Are Rodents

This Means Huge Compared To Verry Small
Ya Look A Little Chilly Can I Get You A Shall ?

[!!!brittany!!!]

Well I'm Mike D and I'm back from the dead
Chillin' at the beaches down at Club Med
-shake your rump


I'm so rope they call me Mr. Roper
When the troubles arise I'm the cool coper
-3 minute rule

[Weezman]

IM SO HIGH, YOU CALL ME YOUR HIGHNESS,
and if you dont know ME THEN PARDON MY SHYNESS!!!

FUCK!!! THat is one of the best RhYMES in HISTORY!!

[laurie_hammy]

Fools Cant See Me Thats How It Is
An Thats How I I LIke It An Thats Mah Biz !

"Putting Shame In Your Game"

[Capital_R]

E.T. phone home now get the fuck out my face

[boys_beastie]

buy my cheeba from the cop down the street-the only cop witha rpe chain

[NeuroticPassion]

"Like Sam the butcher bringin Alice the meat.. Like Fred Flinstone drivin around with bald feet"
-Shake your rump

"I'm Mike D and I get respect, your cash and your jewelry is what I expect"
-Paul Revere

[mixmasterpat]

"got fat bass lines like russell simmons steals money"

[laurie_hammy]

Possession Is Half The Laaaw
I Had My Routines Before All Uh Yall

"Car Thief"

[boys_beastie]

riding round town on my lowrider bicycle

[laurie_hammy]

I CAAAANT Stand It I Know "YOU" planned it.

"Sabotage Live" ;)

[marshall10]

Jesus, this is a hard one to answer,

I would say 'I can't stand it, I know you planned it' from Sabotage, but I have too many favourites to list.

[laurie_hammy]

Weeeeell To The Blacks And The Whites And The Puerto Rican
EV-erybody Wanna-Hear-The Words I'm Speakin

"Hurricane Ft Beastie Boys - Four Fly Guys"

[customX]

well, im that kid on the corner all fucked up and i wanna so im gonna (y) (y)
my fav beastie line of all time

[beastiegirl18]

Out on a mission a stolen car mission, had a small problem with the transmission. I love this rhyme :D

[Thundercracker]

"riddle me this ma brotha can you handle it
your style to my style you can't hold a candle to it
equinox symmetry and the balance is right
smokin' and drinkin' on a tuesday night"

Shadrach

[laurie_hammy]

So Like A Cloud Carries Rain I'm Gonna Carry My Rhyme
Coming Like THUNnder With Lightening Timing

"Flowin Prose"

[laurie_hammy]

We be Kickin Bass,
All Up In Ya Face,
An When It Comes To Beats Well Im The Rhythm Ace

[jackrock]

Dip dip dive so-socialize
Open up your ears and clean out your eyes
If you learn to love you're in for a suprise
It could be nice to be alive

--- alive--- (y) (y)

[laurie_hammy]

I Do Not Sniffu Coke I Only Smoke The Sinsemilla

WELL! An With My Nose I Knows And With My Scopes I Scope

[SILVERBEASTIE]

well i'm Mike D and I'm back from the dead..chillin at the beach down the club med ( from shake your rump )

[adrock14]

this is my 2nd favorite ryhme. yo.yo.yo wit a bottle brass monkey'and when my girly shakes her head, she sure gets funky

[z-boy]

i travel around the globe
its keeping girlies dizzy
my name's Mike D
now watch me get BUSY

[Chicka B]

Just back from Japan and ooh I'm laggin'
Goin' rao rao with the dungeon dragon
You can dance if you want to leave your friends behind
But if they don't dance and then they won't dance they can kiss my fuckin' ass

[laurie_hammy]

i travel around the globe
its keeping girlies dizzy
my name's Mike D
now watch me get BUSY

Yall, Get Get, Ge uh Ge uh Get Busy YALL

[laurie_hammy]

Because I Drive Like A Maniac On The Streets
An I Dont Give A F&%K Cause I Got The Beats

[scotty]

Like Ricky always said you gotta toke and pass
Or Mookie's gonna kick your motherfuckin ass.

[laurie_hammy]

Like Ricky always said you gotta toke and pass
Or Mookie's gonna kick your motherfuckin ass.

Try To Take What Isn't Yours Like A God Dam Rat


>>>"See I Personally I Wouldn't Even Wanna Go Out Like That"<<< - - - -

I LOVE when Yauch says that. I love it how he finishes it JUST in time before the beat comes back in. "Would even wanna go out like that" is said really quick so it all gets said before the beat. I love it.

[adrock14]

sorry, i messed up on mine. its when my girly shakes her HIPS she sure gets funky. sorry, i am an idiot. (y) :p

[marshall10]

so beleive me when i see I'm no better than you,
except when I rap so I guess it ain't true,

[johnmcg]

cos im walkin on water when your steppin in shit so put your sewer boots on before your ass gets kicked..................................you call yourself mcs but your garbage man,your takin out the trash when ya pull out the pen (y)

[laurie_hammy]

Girl you're walking tall now with your fancy clothes
You got fancy things going up your nose
You get fancy gifts from expensive men
You're a dog on a leash like a pig in a pen
Mothership connection getting girl's affection
If your life needs correction don't follow my direction
You got your 8 by 10 your agent your Harley
You be driving around Hollywood yes sorry charlie
Cause I'm running things like some Mack motherfucker
Your only claim to fame is you're a false fake sucker
You slip you slack you clock me you lack
While I'm reading on the road by my man Jack Kerouac
Poetry in motion coconut lotion
I had to diss the girl because she got too emotional
Are you experienced little girl
I want to know what goes on in your little girl world
Cause I'm on your mind it's hard to forget me
I'll take your pride for a ride if you let me
So peace out ya'll I'm PCP so I'm out
Full throttle to the bottle and full full clout
And I'm out

F^%K OATH !

[amir]

"Bob Marley was a prophet for the freedom fight,
If dancing prays to the lord than I will feel alright,
I'm feeling good ____ play a little music,
Tears running down my face 'cause I love to do it,
No one can stop this flow from flowin' on,
The flowmaster of disaster with the sound that's gone,
Take a little shout out to my dad and mom,
For bringing me into this world and so on."

[laurie_hammy]

WHAT U TALKIN ABOUT?????

Fuck Oath = Dam right ! Like as in I also think those lyrics are awsome. Like "Oh F^ck Yeah, I agree".

[laurie_hammy]

Now Let Me Drop A Verse That's Terse An Concise
I'm An Iron Chef When I Slice An Dice
With The Rhyme Precise, The Word Is Nice
Please Pass Me The Reunite On Ice

"Right Right Now Now"

[laurie_hammy]

I Put A Smile On Ya Face From Ear To Ear
Make A Young Lady Wanna Shake Their Rear
Because I Got Raps, I Kick Skull Snaps
When It Comes To Rhymin I Never Hold Back !

[laurie_hammy]

Well I Figured Out, Who Makes The Crack
The Suckers In The Badges An-The Bule Jackets

"Sounds Of Science"