Funniest Song

[Thundercracker]

for me, it would have to be 'Tough Guy'.
this song just cracks me up every single time i listen to it.

butcher me on the court
too many elbows to report
now you're poking me in the eye
bill lambeer motherfucker time for you to die

tough guy, it's time to check yourself
dribbling the ball like the biz can be bad for your health
tough guy, what'cha got to prove
movin like an elephant that's youe favourite move
tough guy, your shit is goin out

box me out with your fat ass
throw me around like a bounce pass
you've got a tombstone hanging over your dick
you cause a minor earthquacke when you throw a moving pick

tough guy, you think you're like the shaq
keep running around you'll catch a heart attack
tough guy, what are you giving me
the way you're playing ball will you stop me from living B
tough guy, tough guy

tough guy, your shit is weak
tough guy, you fuckin freak
tough guy, i'll stick your shit
tough guy


fucking awesome! :D
i wonder who mike wrote this song about.


what beastie song is the funniest in your opinion?

[dave790]

boomin' granny

although even when they're goofing around there is always something seriously good about the song, in this case the beats on the versus are fuckin' nice (y)

[Chicka B]

Those 2 and Michelle's Farm:

yee haa oh shut up you pig fucker you're so ugly,
You're like a zebra adam your so ugly
You're a pony ass motherfucker
Why don't you get a haircut farm boy?

Fuck the chickens I don't like milk fuck the chickens
I don't like milk barnyard stoats raid the pen
If you don't shoot 'em they'll do it again fuck the chickens
I don't like milk fuck the chickenss I don't like milk
Farmer joe fucks a cow he likes it so much he sucks a sow

Now you, everyday I'm going to school.
I wish I could be satisfied,
But it's hogwash.
Fuck the chickens I don't like milk now fuck the chickens
I don't like milk Branyard Bob mows
The field sees how much wheat will yield fuck the chickens
I don't like milk now fuck the chickens
I don't like milk barnyard stoats raid
The pen if you don't shoot 'em they'll do it again

And everyday I'm going to school
I wish that I could find gratitude
But it's hogwash

Fuck the chickens I don't like milk
Now fuck the chickens I don't like milk barnyard
Stoats raid the pen if you don't shoot 'em they'll
Do it again fuck the chickens I don't like milk now
Fuck the chickens I don't like milk fuck the chickens
I don't like milk now fuck the chickens I don't like milk

now me everyday I'm riding to school
I'm learning a bunch of brainwash
It's hogwash

Haha. :D (y)
By the way, I can really relate to that.