If you could ask Mike D just one question...

[DJ_Skrilla]

hey yo d - how much did you get paid to debut check it out on the OC? Now I know they got contracts with STAR WARS so..... what up how much booty u make?

[cj hood]

why do you dick the fans in public?

[zorra_chiflada]

i wouldn't ask him, but i would bet him a dollar that i am more flexible than he is. i am. i think.

[boys_beastie]

id say. why were you so podgy in the liscensed to ill era and not in pauls boutique era? :rolleyes: joke mike, be cool, be cool. haha

[Thundercracker]

i'm gonna ask him why did he use a weird british accent in pollywog stew.

[zorra_chiflada]

i'm gonna ask him why did he use a weird british accent in pollywog stew.
all punkers in the early 80s put on british accents, it just sounded more punk rock.

[Cristin]

How much do you weigh?

not being a smartass...I love you Mike.

[zorra_chiflada]

this thread is just one big uncomfortable silence

[P.T.B.A.I.]

Mike D, marry me? :D

Or perhaps...

Can I have a pair of your undies to keep?
My friend actually made me a pair of Mike D undies for my birthday. There's a picture of him on the crotch.

[Loppfessor]

I'd be like "Uh can I have some money?"

[rlwelch]

"Is your name Michael Diamond?"

...

"No, mine's Clarence."

[Killer B.]

Man , you guys are asking the STUPIDEST questions, your asking him for money, or his underwear, I mean come on, it's Mike D, ask him something worthwhile, not what type of brand of detergent he uses.God!

[Cristin]

What deoderant do you use?

[Documad]

Which Adam do you find more annoying?
It has to be Horovitz. I mean, I'm a fan and all, but that's got to get old. :)

Happy belated birthday Miramanee -- there was a thread when you weren't around.


I would like to know about Grand Royal going down, but I don't have a specific question.

[jennyb]

Hey, can I get Adrock's number? :rolleyes:

[cj hood]

Hey, can I get Adrock's number? :rolleyes:


i got his email addy...

[progemy]

I would ask him how he feels being a member of a band who has had a huge influence on all forms of music over the last 3 decades!!
A reply would be nice Mike!

[nypb]

I would ask why after paying for a subscription to Grand Royal magazine I only received 2 issues. Seriously.

So how about a refund, Mike? I think it was only 8 bucks but it's the principle.

[daniella405]

GOT NEWPHEWS MY AGE?? :p YOU'RE AMAZING..TOO BAD IM 22 and your hitched

[Junker]

I'd ask something like: "Why did you stop Country Music? I used to love your songs"

[iceygirl]

id ask him out for a deeeelicious meeeal

[countrymikedj]

I'd ask " Did you go past the leader on the cassette?"

[Fade2White]

if your the owner of the minnesota vikings would you rather sacrifice randy moss for napolean harris, troy williamson, and fred smoot or keep the most talented reciever of all time? and then id try to break these rules and throw in a quick second one about music or something

[freetibet]

Which Adam do you find more annoying?

killer :D

[freetibet]

I'd ask: "When's the new album coming out?"






(n) :o

[RaZoRbLaDe KiSs]

why do you dick the fans in public?

no way D does that.. (n)


My question: Simple...
CAN I HAVE YOUR GLASSES PLLLLLLLEEEEEEASSSSSSE!!!!!!!!!!!!!
(i would kiss the hems of his pants if he'd toss a pair to me :p )

If not could you at least hook a sister up with an adress or website or SOMETHING!?!

[cj hood]

[QUOTE=RaZoRbLaDe KiSs]no way D does that.. (n) [QUOTE]

i have yet to meet someone who has met mike d in person and has had something positive to say about the experience.....

[jennyb]

i got his email addy...

:eek:

[wavin_goodbye]

.. so uhh... are the others around?

[jordanTXHC]

i'd ask him if ever thinks about where the Beastie Boys would be if they had stayed a Hardcore band. if he ever regreted the change. and would he have been happier. this is really a question for all of them.

[Adrock421]

I'd ask when they're gonna tour DC! All my stupid retarded friends say that the Boys suck, and good ol fashioned ass whuppins arent workin, so they need to put on a show in DC to save the souls of the youth! Cmon Mike!

i have yet to meet someone who has met mike d in person and has had something positive to say about the experience.....
Why, what has he done?

[A. Remin' D.]

I'd ask him to come on this message board every night.

[discopants]

Can you give me a £100?

Wanna go for a pint?

[Friis gal]

HEY

I'd ask: "When's the new album coming out?"






(n) :o

[cj hood]

Why, what has he done?

he won't talk to the fans......won't come on the messageboard......if you approach him in public he gets all pissed......

[MC Moot]

I would ask why after paying for a subscription to Grand Royal magazine I only received 2 issues. Seriously.

So how about a refund, Mike? I think it was only 8 bucks but it's the principle.

That's unfortunate,I got ALL my merchandise in a timely and efficient manner....And I'd like to thank him for all the free swag they sent me when the label folded....lots of magnets,stickers and a poster,I was tickled and felt well rewarded for my consumption.....

[MC Moot]

I'd ask him about the extent of his injury from the bike accident and if his gaunt appearance is related to that or some sort of wack yoga/vegan lifestyle routine.....also I'd ask him why at every show I've ever seen he's hacked on someone or something in the audience.....also I'd ask him if he is "unofficially" resposible for crowd control as every show where audience participation became dangerous or hectic he was the one to address the crowd....also i wanna know why he's always cop'n my grandma's glasses,she can't see very well without them,that shit ain't funny

[cj hood]

Nonsense! I had something positive to say. Mike was nice to me in Japan. He didn't have to come out and say hello to me at all, but he did. More important, he looked me in the eyes when he talked to me, which is how I measure a person. He smiled too. All good in my book.

Mike might peer at you with one skeptical eye, but that's natural. I'm the same way when people I don't know try to talk to me. It doesn't mean I don't like them; it means I have to know people before I'm completely warm and comfortable with 'em. I don't think that's unusual.


thats the first positive story i've heard......he wasn't too friendly on the Chapelle set.....

[Laver1969]

Mike might peer at you with one skeptical eye, but that's natural. I'm the same way when people I don't know try to talk to me. It doesn't mean I don't like them; it means I have to know people before I'm completely warm and comfortable with 'em. I don't think that's unusual.

That skeptical eye can be misunderstood. My perception is that he has his guard up too.

[Hello_nasty]

thats the first positive story i've heard......he wasn't too friendly on the Chapelle set.....

Really? What did he say or how did he act to make you feel this way?

[BangkokB]

I'd ask him if he was concerned about the real estate prices in Croatia. And if he thought the fall of the Euro would recorrect itself to a stronger position. Then I'd ask him to pass me the ketchup

[Tompz]

I'd ask him if he was concerned about the real estate prices in Croatia. And if he thought the fall of the Euro would recorrect itself to a stronger position. Then I'd ask him to pass me the ketchup

hehe that's actually funny

[boys_beastie]

scrap my 1st question. id say. 'can you show me what it means to be d?'



what you have to consider is, that the band have been getting approached and shit for like 19 years, its probably getting pretty anoying now. he probably made an effort for the 1st 10.

[chrisCro]

I'd ask him if he was concerned about the real estate prices in Croatia. And if he thought the fall of the Euro would recorrect itself to a stronger position. Then I'd ask him to pass me the ketchup

Hey, that's cool- I'm from Croatia but I didn't know our real estate prices would interest you that much.. what- on the coast?

I'd ask him: can you do the boogaloo?? and do you REALLY have a remote for your bidet?

[Brooklyn Babe]

I'd ask him if that lyric from "Dope little Song" was true:

"Gettin' blind in the mind, two hits and a cough
Put my pager on vibrate, and jerk myself off."

then I'd ask if i could watch. :p

[Chicka B]

I'd ask him if that lyric from "Dope little Song" was true:

"Gettin' blind in the mind, two hits and a cough
Put my pager on vibrate, and jerk myself off."

then I'd ask if i could watch. :p

*Gasp!* Whoa, that's a naughty girl! :D

Anyway, this ain't a very important question but I really wonder if he or the other 2 ever get nervous even though they've been performing for almost 20 years. I doubt it because they perform really well and they don't seem nervous, but you'll never know unless you ask one of them. Oh yeah, then I'd ask if I could be a groupie. :rolleyes: No that stage is long gone. But really, I have a lot of questions to ask.

[ncee]

to me mike seems like he would be one of the friendlier ones im surprised he comes off like a dick to some people. that dosent seem like him but ive never met any of em just seen em in concert so who knows...

[Brownie Hog]

If you were stuck on a desert island, what five albums and five books would kick yourself for not having?

[captain_jim1]

I'd ask...

"How's your girl mike?"

and he'd probably respond with something like...

"Oh she's pretty nice...."

[Happyrunr]

He may not be the friendliest (I personally have no idea) but he is by far one of the best performers I've seen. My daughter and I both agreed that he was the most fun to watch out of the 3. :)

[YoungRemy]

yo D, when you comin out with the DVD, that spreads love in society...?

[zorra_chiflada]

I'd ask...

"How's your girl mike?"

and he'd probably respond with something like...

"Oh she's pretty nice...."

no he wouldn't

[Lex Diamonds]

what you get is what you see
and you won't see me in the advertising

[minorthreat]

How come you look significantly older than the other two?

[sammie_girlie]

yo D, when you comin out with the DVD, that spreads love in society...?

Good Question! ... anyone know?

[miss soul fire]

I'd be completely original and smart and ask him what was the time. And I'd be wearing a watch too. I bet he would think I was awesomely cool. :cool: :p

Yeah yeah. I would ask him NOTHING. I'd wait for him to ask me something which he would, and it would be, "what the hell do you think you're doing?" In perfect English, of course.:p

[miss soul fire]

He may not be the friendliest (I personally have no idea) but he is by far one of the best performers I've seen. My daughter and I both agreed that he was the most fun to watch out of the 3. :)
Yeah. Just because he's not the nicest person, it doesn't mean that we don't have to like him. I, personally, love my enemies!:D

[Miss Jonni D]

I would ask him who would win in a fight...Felix the cat or under dog?
or who would win between Foghorn Leghorn, or Tom...
I say I say I say son that is what I would ask him...

Miss Jonni D