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abcdefz
05-16-2005, 01:53 PM
http://viewaskew.com/news/clerks2/clerks2.jpg
Nuzzolese
05-16-2005, 01:56 PM
I can't stand Kevin Smith.
abcdefz
05-16-2005, 02:03 PM
I see the attraction if you're a twelve year old, but that's about it.
Nuzzolese
05-16-2005, 02:09 PM
He's such a tool! A no-talent sellout lucas boot licker. He's gotten so far on nothing. Weed jokes, bad acting, absolutely ridiculous plots and scripts, and lame pop culture references. He recycles everything, wears jokes and gimmicks to annoying shreds, and shamelessly kisses ass to Hollywood. And for what? He has nothing to say about anything. The working class? The movie industry? Relationships and Religion? Nothing.
Yorkshire~Rose
05-16-2005, 02:10 PM
I actually really liked Clerks.

I'm not 12 though. ;)
Trimm Trabb
05-16-2005, 02:16 PM
You shoepolishsmelling motherfucker!
jabumbo
05-16-2005, 03:04 PM
i really liked clerks....

i dont know about that thing though...
TurdBerglar
05-16-2005, 03:07 PM
i really like clerks mallrats and dogma sometimes you should just watch a movie without thinking too much
ToucanSpam
05-16-2005, 03:08 PM
I am about as excited about this movie as I am to get syphillis.
Qdrop
05-16-2005, 03:11 PM
is this real?

i've heard nothing about this.
DipDipDive
05-16-2005, 03:11 PM
Kevin Smith and Mick Jagger both need some serious lessons in how to let go.
DroppinScience
05-16-2005, 03:13 PM
Wow, bunch of hatas. :eek:

Aside from the dumb title ("The Passion of the Clerks"?), I'm excited!
Yorkshire~Rose
05-16-2005, 03:23 PM
is this real?

i've heard nothing about this.

Yeah, i'd not heard anything about it either. Checked on IMDB and apparently it is in Pre Production stages.
TAL
05-16-2005, 03:25 PM
I've heard about it for a long time. Months even.
abcdefz
05-18-2005, 09:13 AM
Yeah.

Mr. "I'm through with the View Askew universe forever" Smith announced it right after Jersey Girl tanked.
abcdefz
05-18-2005, 09:28 AM
Clerks? Oh, yeah.

I can't believe people fall all over that smug, mean-spirited, nihilistic crap.
Nuzzolese
05-18-2005, 09:56 AM
Clerks? Oh, yeah.

I can't believe people fall all over that smug, mean-spirited, nihilistic crap.

Ha!!
beastiegirrl101
05-18-2005, 04:14 PM
they kill everything with sequels.... (n)
Mr Films
05-18-2005, 06:22 PM
Yeah.

Mr. "I'm through with the View Askew universe forever" Smith announced it right after Jersey Girl tanked.

this is why I hate him. he's so fucking fickle.

if you read early Jersey Girl online updates by him they always were like "This is the greatest movie I've ever made" and "my god, aren't I brilliant?"

then it tanks and he's all:

"boy, jersey sure was a piece of shit, right guys? eh? EH?"

he always denounced his early films like they were red-headed step children when he should have embraced the fact that, unlike most filmmakers, he was a recognizable face.

stick with what works, man.

if clerks 2 fails, which it might cuz his audience is now in there early 30s, then he'll just say it sucked all along and act like he had nothing to do with it.

tool!
cubsfirstplace
05-18-2005, 06:47 PM
u fools, he wanst going to make it but he made a promise to his friend jay mewes, that if he stayed sober for two years he would make another clerks. and jay stayed sober for 2 years so thats why this movie is being made. it has nothing to do with jersey girl sucking.
The Notorious LOL
05-18-2005, 11:14 PM
He's such a tool! A no-talent sellout lucas boot licker. He's gotten so far on nothing. Weed jokes, bad acting, absolutely ridiculous plots and scripts, and lame pop culture references. He recycles everything, wears jokes and gimmicks to annoying shreds, and shamelessly kisses ass to Hollywood. And for what? He has nothing to say about anything. The working class? The movie industry? Relationships and Religion? Nothing.


Ive been saying this for years. its nice to hear someone agree.
Mr Films
05-18-2005, 11:25 PM
u fools, he wanst going to make it but he made a promise to his friend jay mewes, that if he stayed sober for two years he would make another clerks. and jay stayed sober for 2 years so thats why this movie is being made. it has nothing to do with jersey girl sucking.

yeah, I'm sure the fact that he's returning to the one movie that ever earned him real praise or bank has nothing to do with his latest attempt at "growth" failing.
Documad
05-18-2005, 11:41 PM
Wow, bunch of hatas. :eek:

Aside from the dumb title ("The Passion of the Clerks"?), I'm excited!
If he's making fun of Mel Gibson a la South Park's The Passion of the Jew, then I'm in. :)

I enjoyed Clerks, but I think a lot had to do with the alcohol and the friends.

Sadly, all of these guys are better at giving interviews than they are at making movies.