post here and i'll assign you a shark...

[tulla]

to love and adore.

[TAL]

I don't need a bigger boat.

[cosmo105]

(!)

[CiaoBella]

sarky?

[tulla]

TAL:

BLIND SHARK!

http://www.sharks.com/types-of-sharks/shark-pictures/blind-shark-01.jpg

Specs & Stats

Scentific Name:
Brachaelurus waddi
Family Name:
Brachaeluridae

Life Span:
Undetermined

Swim Speed:
Undetermined

Burst Swim Speed:
Undetermined

Color:
Dark brown (blackish) to light brown

Average Size:
1.2m

Average Tooth Size:
Undetermined

Average Weight:
1.35 kg

[tulla]

COSMO:

NURSE SHARK!

http://www.sharks.com/types-of-sharks/shark-pictures/nurse-shark-picture-01.jpg

General Information: The Nurse Shark is a sluggish bottom dweller, that is rarely aggressive unless provoked. It has a stout body, obvious barbels, and strong jaws.Behind each eye it has a spiracle, a special organ that takes in water for breathing when the shark is at rest on the ocean bottom. It is a nocturnal hunter and often rests during the day. This is one shark that does well in captivity.

Size: These sharks are 2-13 feet in length.

Teeth: The nurse shark has thousands of replacable, fan-shaped serrated teeth, that are capable of crushing shellfish.

Color: The nurse shark is generally a dary brown-grey. some have speckles.

Feeding Habits: Nurse Sharks eat bottom dwelling creatures like fish, shrimp, squid, octopus, lobsters and sea urchins. The barbels help them locate food at night, as they are vey sensitive to touch.

Senses: The barbels on the snout are very sensitive to touch, and help this shark sus out food in the dark.

Social Behavior: Nurse Sharks gather in schools. Sluggish, they often rest during the day, sometimes piled on top of each other on the ocean bottom.

Habitat | Migration | Distribution: Nurse SHarks live in warm, shallow waters to a depth of about 70 feet. They are common in corral reefs, and near mudflats and sand-bars. Nurse Sharks can be found in the western Atlantic Ocean and the eastern Pacific Ocean.

Life Span: Undetermined

Reproduction: Nurse Sharks are aplacental vivaparous breeders. In aplacental viviparity, the eggs develop inside the body after internal fertilization and hatch within the body of the mother. Litters consist of 20-30 pups that are tiny replicas of the adult.
Nurse Sharks mature at 15-20 years old.

Swimming: Slow and lumbering swimmers most of the time, but can dart away when startled.

Population Report: This shark is not endangerd.

[tulla]

ciaobella:

SILKY SHARK!

http://www.sharks.com/types-of-sharks/shark-pictures/silky-shark-picture-02.jpg

Silky Shark
Specs & Stats

Scentific Name: Carcharhinus Falciformis
Family Name:
Carcharhinidae

Life Span:
22+ years

Swim Speed:
Undetermined

Burst Swim Speed:
Undetermined

Color:
Dark gray with a bronzy tint dorsally and white ventrally

Average Size:
3.3 m (10 ft)

Average Tooth Size:
Undetermined

Average Weight:
under 248 lbs

[cosmo105]

Population Report: This shark is not endangerd.
*whew*

[TAL]

TAL:

BLIND SHARK!
My shark has masturbated too much.

[beastiegirrl101]

sharks are hot

[Romeo Long]

I would like one! Preferably the best shark ever! Thanks!

[tulla]

beastiegrrl101:

WHITETIP REEF SHARK!

http://www.sharks.com/types-of-sharks/shark-pictures/white-tip-reef-shark-picture-01.jpg

Whitetip Reef Shark
Specs & Stats

Scentific Name:
Triaenodon Obesus
Family Name:
Carcharhinidae

Life Span:
Undetermined

Swim Speed:
Undetermined

Burst Swim Speed:
Undetermined

Color:
Dark grey with conspicuous white tips on first dorsal fin and caudal fins.

Average Size:
5.25 ft.

Average Tooth Size:
Undetermined

Average Weight:
under 20.4 kg

[afronaut]

i want the great white.http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v473/TrashyMcVulture/ROAR.jpg

[beastiegirrl101]

ha ha...Tal's blind

[tulla]

romeo long...what a name

PELAGIC THRESHER!

http://www.sharks.com/types-of-sharks/shark-pictures/pelagic-thresher-01.jpg

[TAL]

ha ha...Tal's blind
I hope you don't mind me using my hands to find out what you look like.

[tulla]

dhano:

GOBLIN SHARK! (sorry, mikey made me do it)

http://www.sharks.com/types-of-sharks/shark-pictures/goblin-shark-picture-01.jpg

General Information: The Goblin Shark resides at the ocean bottom. It has a slender body, a long snout, a rounded dorsal, pectoral and anal fins and a weakly developed lower lobe of the caudal fin. It has small eyes, a long flattened snout and protruded jaws.


Size: 3.8 meters long


Teeth: At the front of its mouth, the Goblin Shark has long, sharp teeth, that are used for catching their prey. The lower teeth are slightly shorter than the upper teeth. At the back of the mouth, the teeth are smaller and are used for crushing prey.
Color: The Goblin Shark has soft, pale pinkish-grey skin, which is paler on the belly.
Feeding Habits: This shark feeds at the ocean bottom on squid, crustaceans, and other fishes found at the bottom of the ocean.
Senses: The undersides of the Goblin Shark's snout is heavily pored. These pores are the external openings of the sharks electricity detecting organs, the ampullae of Lorenzini, which most likely are used to help it hunt.
Social Behavior: This Shark is very rarely encountered, and as such nothing is known about its social behavior.
Habitat | Migration | Distribution: The Goblin SHark is found in scattered locations in the Atlantic, Pacific and Indian oceans, to depths of about 1200. It resides mainly on the ocean bottom.
Life Span: This is unknown, as the shark is rarely encountered
Reproduction: Little is known about this sharks reproduction, but it is believed almost certainly to be ovoviviparous. No pregnant specimen has ever been found.
Swimming: This is an apparently sluggish fish.
Population Report: The population of this shark is not known, but is believed to be plentiful. It is not believed to be at risk

[cosmo105]

hahaha! anal fins!!

[hellojello]

i want a hammer head.
cause its got a hammer
like a head.

[mickill]

hahaha! anal fins!!

It has a penis on it's head.

Ok, I'll have that shark now, tulla.

[tulla]

hellojello:

great hammerhead shark

http://www.sharks.com/types-of-sharks/shark-pictures/great-hammerhead-shark-picture-01.jpg

[tulla]

mikey:


COOKIECUTTER SHARK!

http://www.sharks.com/types-of-sharks/shark-pictures/cookiecutter-shark-picture-02.jpg

[tulla]

just kiddin

THE GREAT WHITE SHARK

http://www.sharks.com/types-of-sharks/shark-pictures/great-white-shark-picture-01.jpg

[paul jones]

shark (y) please tullabaloo

[venusvenus123]

great white's gone... can i have a tiger shark?

[tulla]

paul jones:

BONNETHEAD SHARK!

http://www.sharks.com/types-of-sharks/shark-pictures/bottlehead-shark-picture-01.jpg

[tulla]

venus:

TIGER SHARK!

http://www.elasmo-research.org/artists/fleetham/tiger.jpg

:)

[venusvenus123]

it's a BEAUT MATE!!!

thanks (y)

[ToucanSpam]

I would like a shark please

[King PSYZ]

awesomecore

[mickill]

The great white is pretty much the only shark that can lift it's head out of the water. Someone needs to be asking for the whale shark, which is actually the largest of all sharks.

[tulla]

toucanspam:

GRACEFUL SHARK!

http://www.sharks.com/types-of-sharks/shark-pictures/gracefull-shark.01.jpg

[tulla]

sercomd:

RUSTY CARPET SHARK!

http://www.sharks.com/types-of-sharks/shark-pictures/rusty-carpet-shark-01.jpg

[tulla]

king psyz:

STARRY SMOOTHHOUND!

http://www.sharks.com/types-of-sharks/shark-pictures/mustelus_asterias1.jpg

[SobaViolence]

shark please.

[ToucanSpam]

toucanspam:

GRACEFUL SHARK!

http://www.sharks.com/types-of-sharks/shark-pictures/gracefull-shark.01.jpg
holy shit im tiny


thank you i likes

[Nuzzolese]

Post

[tulla]

sobaviolence:

WHALE SHARK!

http://www.sharks.com/types-of-sharks/shark-pictures/whale-shark-picture-01.jpg

[tulla]

nuzz:

SPINY DOGFISH!

http://www.sharks.com/types-of-sharks/shark-pictures/spiny-dogfish-01.jpg

General Information: This species has a spine in front of each dorsal fin and no anal fin. It has a pointed snout and its first dorsal fin originates behind the pectoral fins. Its dorsal color is brown to gray, usually with white spots, and the ventrum is white or cream colored.

[IDIOTSVILLE]

wow

[IDIOTSVILLE]

Shark?

http://i.a.cnn.net/cnn/2005/US/05/25/big.fish.ap/story.fish.ap.jpg

[tulla]

echewta:

http://www.wingnuttoons.com/jabbranim.gif

[tulla]

idiotsville:

SANDBAR SHARK!

http://www.sharks.com/types-of-sharks/shark-pictures/sandbar-shark-01.jpg

[aenema]

A BIG HEFTY LADDO!

[tulla]

aenema:

SHORTFIN MAKO SHARK!

he's pretty sexy.

http://www.sharks.com/types-of-sharks/shark-pictures/mako-shark-picture-01.jpg http://www.sharks.com/types-of-sharks/shark-pictures/mako-shark-picture-06.jpg

[cosmo105]

omg i have whale sharks in my dreams. that's awesome. best thread in ages buttasha (y)

[aenema]

MMMMMMAKO!

Ta luv.

[Hector_Sancho]

.....

[paul jones]

paul jones:

BONNETHEAD SHARK!

http://www.sharks.com/types-of-sharks/shark-pictures/bottlehead-shark-picture-01.jpg


yeah! thanks T ! (y) :D

[tracky]

here sharky sharky t-t-t-t

[tulla]

rhythm fiction:

ANGEL SHARK!

http://www.sharks.com/types-of-sharks/shark-pictures/angel-shark-picture-01.jpg

[tulla]

hector sancho:

MEGAMOUTH SHARK!

http://www.sharks.com/types-of-sharks/shark-pictures/megamouth-shark-picture-01.jpg

[tulla]

tracky:

EPAULETTE SHARK!

http://www.sharks.com/types-of-sharks/shark-pictures/epauletteshark.gif

[Lindsey_1535]

Ms.tulla, I'd like one.
I'm a die hard shark week watcha :cool:

[cosmo105]

hector sancho:

MEGAMOUTH SHARK!

http://www.sharks.com/types-of-sharks/shark-pictures/megamouth-shark-picture-01.jpg
that looks like something you'd hit people with. at least i would.

[JBernas]

Me, me, me, please!

[zippo]

since i was a kid, sharks have always been so dam interesting for me
i will never forget my shark book.

id like to dedicate this post to sharks, most definetly, sharks.

and now id like my order of shark
please, a good one

[TurdBerglar]

SHARKS HAVE TWO DICKS!!!!

[tulla]

lindsey:

BULL SHARK!

http://www.sharks.com/types-of-sharks/shark-pictures/bull-shark-picture-06.jpg

[tulla]

Jbernas:

BLACKNOSE SHARK!

http://www.sharks.com/types-of-sharks/shark-pictures/black-nose-shark.jpg

[tulla]

zippo:

BASKING SHARK!

http://www.sharks.com/types-of-sharks/shark-pictures/basking-shark-picture-011.jpg

[tulla]

berglar:

BLUE SHARK!

http://www.sharks.com/types-of-sharks/shark-pictures/blue-shark-picture-010.jpg

[zippo]

SHARKS HAVE TWO DICKS!!!!

my brother said they dont

[TurdBerglar]

my brother said they dont


yes they do. the males have two appendages between their anal fins. those are the "dicks"

[cosmo105]

The sex of a shark can be easily determined. The males all have their pelvic fins modified into a pair of claspers. The name is somewhat misleading as they are not used to hold on to the female, but are the shark's version of the mammalian penis. (As a side note, Class Chondrichthyes has the distinction of having the animal with the largest intromittent organ - an organ used for transmitting sperm - in relation to body length. This animal is the clearnose skate (Raja eglanteria) which has claspers of 15 cm (6 in) in size on a fish that reaches 1 m (3 feet) in length.)


wow.

[TurdBerglar]

your brother's dumb zippo. it runs in the family

[zippo]

yes they do. the males have two appendages between their anal fins. those are the "dicks"

sharkology says "The reproductive organs of the male shark include the claspers and a pair of testis. The claspers are modifications of the pelvic fins and have the function of transferring the semen from the male into the female cloaca"

i dont know if i can interpret that as you being right though
theyre probably not considered two separate dicks

now make me laugh

[cosmo105]

i dont know if i can interpret that as you being right though
theyre probably not considered two separate dicks
yes, they are. read my post.

[boys_beastie]

i want a shark. :D(y) a pointy one.

[zippo]

that wasnt in my book

[IDIOTSVILLE]

idiotsville:

SANDBAR SHARK!

http://www.sharks.com/types-of-sharks/shark-pictures/sandbar-shark-01.jpg

Cool (y) (y)

[like2_drink]

megachasma shark is gone :( ...ill take one please

[SobaViolence]

sobaviolence:

WHALE SHARK!

http://www.sharks.com/types-of-sharks/shark-pictures/whale-shark-picture-01.jpg

that is fucking sexy.

[Tzar]

post***

althought a lot of cool sharks have been taken.

[b-grrrlie]

How many sharks is there?

That epaulette shark was really awesome!

I used to collect dolphins. Not the real ones, but in chrystal, ceramics, fluffy toys, mouth organs, luckycharms, thermometers, snowglobes, drinkstirrers, earrings, other jewelry .....
*crosses fingers for wobbegong*

[SwimFinFan]

How many sharks is there?

350 sharks
470 rays & skates


Plenty to go around, so may I have one???? :)

[JBernas]

Jbernas:

BLACKNOSE SHARK!

http://www.sharks.com/types-of-sharks/shark-pictures/black-nose-shark.jpg

Sweet (y)

[tulla]

like2drink:

BROWNBANDED BAMBOO SHARK!

http://www.sharks.com/types-of-sharks/shark-pictures/brownbanded-bamboo-shark-01.jpg

[tulla]

tzar:

COMMON THRESHER SHARK!

http://www.sharks.com/types-of-sharks/shark-pictures/thresher--shark-picture-01.jpg

[tulla]

b-grrrlie:

CRESTED BULLHEAD SHARK!

http://www.sharks.com/types-of-sharks/shark-pictures/crested-bullhead-shark-01.jpg

[tulla]

swimfinfan:

GALAPAGOS BULLHEAD SHARK!

http://www.sharks.com/types-of-sharks/shark-pictures/galapagos-bullhead-shark-01.jpg

[Tzar]

tzar:

COMMON THRESHER SHARK!

http://www.sharks.com/types-of-sharks/shark-pictures/thresher--shark-picture-01.jpg

OHH i forgot about threshers!!!
FUCK YEAH!!

i love my sharks and i can't believe i forgot about these sexy beasts.
makos, threshers, hammerheads and GW's = (y)

[boys_beastie]

i want a shark. :D(y) a pointy one.
me too

[sjp]

i want one.

[b-grrrlie]

b-grrrlie:

CRESTED BULLHEAD SHARK!

http://www.sharks.com/types-of-sharks/shark-pictures/crested-bullhead-shark-01.jpg
Wo-ho!
What the heck is that on its head?
That is some weird beast!


but not as weird as this...

http://www.kidzone.ws/sharks/photos/wobbegong.jpg

[King of Rock II]

aight give me the smallest shark and get it over with

[like2_drink]

minus lindsey, i have the coolest shark name on this page :cool:

[GrndMasterRemix]

The sex of a shark can be easily determined. The males all have their pelvic fins modified into a pair of claspers. The name is somewhat misleading as they are not used to hold on to the female, but are the shark's version of the mammalian penis. (As a side note, Class Chondrichthyes has the distinction of having the animal with the largest intromittent organ - an organ used for transmitting sperm - in relation to body length. This animal is the clearnose skate (Raja eglanteria) which has claspers of 15 cm (6 in) in size on a fish that reaches 1 m (3 feet) in length.)


wow.

damn girl! You're hella smart! I mean I know alot about animals and i mean alot! Dang girl you know your sharks and cats!