Funny Beastie Lines

[canucklehead200]

Get on the mic cuz you know yah eat shellfish :p

[Chicka B]

Brace yo self fools!! :p

I think it's funny when Adrock talks about his nuts. I don't know why he does it!!

'Cause I'm a come inside and do my thing
I'm gonna take off my drawers and let myself swing
Tantalize my tummy with a boo boo snack
But now I got to get back- Live At PJ's

Got my nuts swinging from left to right and right to left and I'm def defyin'- Alright Hear This

You've got the boomin' system
But it's blasting out doo-doo
You think it's chocolate milk-Mike D, Professor Booty

I'm bad ass move your fat ass
'Cause you're wack son
Dancin' around like you think you're Janet Jackson-MCA, Professor Booty

Bill Laimbeer Motherfucker, It's Time For You To Die-Mike D, Tough Guy

Fuck the chickens, I don't like milk- Michelle's Farm

Got arrested at the Mardi Gras for jumping on a float
My man MCA's got a beard like a billy goat-Shake Your Rump

I looked out the window and seen his bald head
I ran to the fridge and pulled out an egg
Scoped him with my scopes he had no hair
Launched that shot and he was caught out there-Egg Man

Which came first the chicken or the egg
I egged the chicken then I ate his leg-Egg Man

It comes from a chicken not a bunny dummy-Egg Man

We all dressed in black we snuck up around the back
We began to attack the eggs did crack on Haze's back-Egg Man

I'm outta your backdoor into another, your boyfriend don't know about me and your mother- 3 Minute Rule

Rapunzel Rapunzel let down your hair
So I can climb up and get into your underwear-What Comes Around

Cause one man's ceiling is another man's floor
So get that money out of your ass you whore
I brought her upstairs onto the roof
I dogged your wife and she is a doofus-What Comes Around

I'm the little gnome that's in your dreams-Remote Control

I'm the king of boogle there is none higher
I get 11 points off the word quagmire-Putting Shame In Your Game

With spinach in your teeth you're grinnin
So on your way out please take a mint-The Grasshopper Unit (Keep Movin')

So what if I'm a ham and cheese on rye
I got to do my thing and that's no lie-Unite

If you got bad breath then maybe try scope
And if you wash your ass you best use soap-Unite

Mike D with the rump shakin action
Do it like this for the intergalaction
I practice asana daily so I'm very flexible
I'm a Scorpio so you know I'm very sexual-Unite

So believe when I say I'm no better than you, except when I rap so I guess it ain't true- Ch Check It Out

I go by the name by the King Adrock, I don't wear a cup nor a jock- Ch Check It out

You look like cable guy jumped off of your crown-Ch Check It Out

Talk about your face now don't get pissed, but I suggest you see a dermatologist-Hey Fuck You

Got more rhymes then Carl Seagans got turtle necks-Hey Fuck You

See I like to party, not drink bacardi 'cause I'm not lookin' to throw up on nobody-Triple Trouble

We're hot on the disco scene (check it check it)- Triple Trouble

I'm blowin' up, like my name is Joe Bazooka I'm a supa doopa mc party poopa-That's it That's All

THE WHOLE CRAWLSPACE SONG!!!

THE WHOLE NOW GET BUSY SONG!!

THE WHOLE BRR STICK EM SONG!!

Check the mirror
Start to melt
Jump back
Kiss myself-And Then I

[buddmonkey]

www.beastiemania.com (http://www.beastiemania.com)
Man that post makes me remember why I love this shit...
Check out this site.... (y)

[English Bob]

I Couldn't Really Care If You're 50 Or 74
Becaues I Want Ya, And I Need Ya
Hey Boomin' Granny You Could Be My Teacher
And I Could Be Your Pet, Bet
Listen Old Lady I'm Gonna Make Ya Sweat


Yes!!

[P.T.B.A.I.]

Hehe I love these lines:
"You look a little chilly, can I get you a shawl?" - MCA, Hey Fuck You

"See I like to part, not drink Bacardi, 'cause I'm not looking to throw up on nobody." - Adrock, Triple Trouble

Oh and just basically all of Eggman is incredibly funny, I love that song.

I also have a special connection to the line in Crawlspace: "You better think twice, before you start flossing, I been in your bathroom often." This is because I jerk off with a vibrating tooth-flosser. Go Oral-B!! :D(y)

[alexandra]

I RIDE A HARLEY NOT A GODDAMN MULE. (well, kick it!)

[Thundercracker]

"butcher me on the court
to many elbows to report
now you're poking me in the eye
bill laimbeer motherfucker time for you to die!" - Mike D, Tough Guy
:D (y)

[alexandra]

Check the mirror
Start to melt
Jump back
Kiss myself-And Then I
go pet Sam
said "get off me"
check the machine
"Adam this is coffee".

x-)

[canucklehead200]

Got more rhymes then Carl Seagans got turtle necks-Hey Fuck You
:p :p :p
http://www.isepp.org/Media/Speaker%20Images/94-95%20Images/Carl%20Sagan.jpg

[Rob Dogg]

Got more rhymes than I got grey hairs, and thats quite a few coz i got my share!

MCA - Sure Shot

[Bobtwi]

Hehe I love these lines:
"You look a little chilly, can I get you a shawl?" - MCA, Hey Fuck You

"See I like to part, not drink Bacardi, 'cause I'm not looking to throw up on nobody." - Adrock, Triple Trouble

Oh and just basically all of Eggman is incredibly funny, I love that song.

I also have a special connection to the line in Crawlspace: "You better think twice, before you start flossing, I been in your bathroom often." This is because I jerk off with a vibrating tooth-flosser. Go Oral-B!! :D(y)
Thats Mike D in Triple Trouble

[sjp]

anything from boomin granny.

[instigator7022]

Got more rhymes then Carl Seagans got turtle necks-Hey Fuck You

that^ and basically the whole song "Johnny Ryall"

[P.T.B.A.I.]

Thats Mike D in Triple Trouble

Hehe, my bad. :P

[rlwelch]

Holla back! Challah bread! Next! We are the crew that put the crew in cruex.

[discopants]

Rapunzel, Rapunzel let down your hair,
So I can climb up and get into your underwear.

[Junker]

There Georgie Girl
Oh Georgie girl
Oh hey there Georgie girl yea..
You can kiss that old crumb crack guy goodbye
Because you know agh yea baby you know
You're on the one, the funky one
Oh baby, yea
Yo you know, I saw you that day you...
How's your Girl Mike?
Agh she's pretty nice man but I tell you yo
I saw the other Girl at Netty's the other day
And she had her shit together
I'm talkin bout hip hop pow
Boomin' system up top in the back

Agh hey there Georgie Girl
Georgie Girl
Agh baby you look so nice
You on the one
You got your shit together Georgie Girl
Yea you're looking so nice Georgie Girl
Georgie Girl you know you're on the one
Oh hey lonely Girl

Yea that's right baby that was you the first time
You know i saw you all alone
I was on the boardwalk you know
You know you were looking lovely
A little bit lonely and uh
You know you was squirting the wate in the clowns mouth and everything
But hey baby you know I would win the whole prize for you
The whole nine yards, the, the ski ball tickets
Everything baby, for you

Netty's Girls
HAHAHAHAHA.....Definitely the funniest beastie song and the funniest beastie video

[icy manipulator]

anything from boomin granny.

couldn't have said it better,

PS, hasn't this thread been done about a dozen times this year alone?
:confused:

[alexandra]

HAHAHAHAHA.....Definitely the funniest beastie song and the funniest beastie video
the part when Mike "weeps" makes me laugh so hard. :D

[Junker]

the part when Mike "weeps" makes me laugh so hard. :D

hahahaha.......for sure! This video is fucking funny.....

[Nurse Pointon]

Well I'm a freaky streaker like Winnie the Pooh with
T-shirt and no pants and I dance the bugaloo-that's it that's all
:D

(y)

[Body_Movin]

"You better think twice before u start flossin,ive been in your bathroom often."