Thank God there's an anti gay phone company!

[EN[i]GMA]

http://www.eugenemirman.com/showandtell.html

[yeahwho]

You have to be careful, hearing aids is for real. Unprotected phone use is rampant.

[EN[i]GMA]

You have to be careful, hearing aids is for real. Unprotected phone use is rampant.

I know.

I haven't been able to get my phone sex to work though, the holes on the reciever are just to damn small.

Can you guys give me any advice? I know I need to where a condom, because I mean, who knows whose fucked that phone before me, but any advice on the size issue?

Lubrication perhaps?