The US find Bin Laden's bunker!

[Ace42]

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/world/middle_east/4611295.stm

Or not...

[EN[i]GMA]

Them A'Rabs all look the same to me!

[ASsman]

That's it .. tag em... and have a group of hippies in a land rover follow and document their migration patterns..

[EF shhhh Hutton]

But wait...if we fing Bin laden, that'll make Bush look better so ..umm, maybe you Libs would rather he not be found...right? Anything to make our fearless leader (GW) look bad!

get on board! And don't mess with Texas!

[Medellia]

But wait...if we fing Bin laden, that'll make Bush look better
I don't know what you mean by "fing" but that sounds like something Bush would want to outlaw.

[Ali]

After numerous rounds of "We don't even know if Osama is still alive",
Osama himself decided to send George W a letter in his own handwriting
to let him know he was still in the game.

Bush opened the letter and it appeared to contain a coded message:

370HSSV-0773H.

Bush was baffled, so he typed it out and emailed it to Evil Don.
Don and his aides had no clue either so they sent it to the CIA. No one could solve it so it went to the NSA and then to MIT and NASA And the Secret Service.

Eventually they asked Britain's MI6 for help. They emailed the White
House:

"Tell the President he is looking at the message upside down".