THE BITCHAMACHACHA YACHT CLUB!!! [Archive] - Beastie Boys Message Board

Bitchamachacha

06-09-2005, 10:52 AM

Because you KNOW Bitcha's hip on this wacky fanclub jive....

WELCOME TO THE BITCHAMACHACHA YACHT CLUB!!

(And that's YACHT as in big fancy boat, not YAUCH as in Adam)

http://www.southernbliss.com/images/yacht.jpg

In order to join you must have a YACHT!

This is my yacht:

http://gladstone.uoregon.edu/~mawilson/yacht-sundream1.jpg

Her name is Pooty Tang, because my Pooty Tang is always wet. (As in my yacht is always in the water, not my..nevermind).

NOW! You MUST post photos of your yacht and/or your yacht-ing attire in order to join this elite squad of champagne sipping sea farers!!

THANK YOU!

mickill

06-09-2005, 11:17 AM

Wooooooooo! Yeah! This is how us real money-makers get down. Baller status for real, people. Oh my goodness. If that bitch don't swim, then she bound to drizzown.

Hell yes.

Real thousandaires doin real things....

This is the JT, which is short for Just Trickin'.

Not for trickin' as in jokin', but trickin' them hoes and countin that dough, ya heard?

Holla.

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v441/mickill/yacht.jpg

NurfBallJeaneus

06-09-2005, 11:20 AM

This is my girl "get the fuck outta the way!"

I sometimes have trouble finding a docking spot but other than that, I'm pretty happy with my purchase.

http://powerandmotoryacht.zeroforum.com/zerofile/246/Octopus-Feb-1.jpg

Hal9000

06-09-2005, 11:22 AM

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v520/halstankovich/yacht.jpg
Cuban cigar, seersucker hat, rolex and suit coat, the ultimate yachting gear.

My Boston Whaler with dual outboard Mercuries:
http://www.caribeeboats.com/img/content/bw_305_1.jpg

Bitchamachacha

06-09-2005, 11:23 AM

Wooooooooo! Yeah! This is how us real money-makers get down. Baller status for real, people. Oh my goodness. If that bitch don't swim, then she bound to drizzown.

Hahahahahaha, Mickill..I'm rollin'..seriously!

That boat is Pooky-fied, as in the back alley over in New Jack City getting its blow on for some crack. :P

ericlee

06-09-2005, 11:34 AM

http://weblog.greenpeace.org/pacific/images/1049floatingplank_big.jpg

Bitchamachacha

06-09-2005, 11:38 AM

Whoa! Hey Hal...oh..you're going to have to be the capt'n with such stylin' gear.

http://weblog.greenpeace.org/pacific/images/1049floatingplank_big.jpg

Im never bored when im with u
we're pal we're buddies through an through
i wish i knew what to buy for u
on your birthday

Our friendship goes against the grain
ive seen u swell up in the rain
i saw u didnt see your pain
was it termites?

Its never hard to talk to u
though u stop me with your silence
i feel so naughty hiding here
for your happy face is guidance

My Best Freind Plank
My Best Friend Plank
My Best Friend Plank

Sitting the so silently
what could u be thinking
your not saying i wont ask
is that sealent that youre drinking?

Man youre hammered nailed u pal
Al Gores wifes name is tipper
I knew wed be best friends for life
when i save u from that chipper

My Best Friend Plank
My Best Friend Plank
My Best Friend Plank

oooh Plank count the rings,count the rings
oooh Plank count the rings'count the rings

I walk on the 7 seas
but sawdust always makes me wheeze
i net your mom and dad the trees
but please dont get Dutch elm disease

My Best Friend Plank
My Best Friend Plank
My Best Friend Plank
Youre My Best Friend Plank!

kll

06-09-2005, 11:40 AM

mickill

06-09-2005, 11:47 AM

Hahahahahaha, Mickill..I'm rollin'..seriously!

That boat is Pooky-fied, as in the back alley over in New Jack City getting its blow on for some crack. :P

Yeah, well, it may look a tad cracked-out on the exterior, sure, but I assure you that the interior is very plush and quite extravagant...I got extravagant crushed velvet wall panelling and mirrors on the ceiling, I got lavish art pieces which I collect, some of which are very priceless and very extravagant, done by...very famous artists...from Europe. I got silk sheets and....other extravagant personal touches.

Bitchamachacha

06-09-2005, 11:50 AM

Yeah, well, it may look a tad cracked-out on the exterior, sure, but I assure you that the interior is very plush and quite extravagant...I got extravagant crushed velvet wall panelling and mirrors on the ceiling, I got lavish art pieces which I collect, some of which are very priceless and very extravagant, done by...very famous artists...from Europe. I got silk sheets and....other extravagant personal touches.

But does the bed spin in unison with the disco ball?

That's a very important factor, you know.

KERRI! You own a yacht?

HEIRESS

06-09-2005, 12:05 PM

can I bring pets??

http://www.fluppies.com.au/images/stock_art/lifevestpoodle_large.jpg

Echewta

06-09-2005, 12:10 PM

http://www.voicealarm.com/graphics/sunkenboat.jpg

My boat gets excited sometimes.

Bitchamachacha

06-09-2005, 12:16 PM

can I bring pets??

http://www.fluppies.com.au/images/stock_art/lifevestpoodle_large.jpg

Why of course!! Well mannered kids are welcome as well!

http://media.bestprices.com/content/isbn/93/1577657993.jpg

Echewta, you should stop letting Don Johnson drive your boat.

kll

06-09-2005, 01:30 PM

But does the bed spin in unison with the disco ball?

That's a very important factor, you know.

KERRI! You own a yacht?

If you call a 17 footer a yacht...

marsdaddy

06-09-2005, 03:10 PM

http://photos.sfsurvey.com/sail1/thumbnails/tnWAL_5129.JPG

ToucanSpam

06-09-2005, 03:58 PM

I want in. Here is me.....

http://i2.photobucket.com/albums/y27/Pat_Walsh/wedge.jpg

.....well, I want the helmet and gear.

http://i2.photobucket.com/albums/y27/Pat_Walsh/ladyluck1.jpg

My yacht. Powered by twin J-77 Event Horizon Engines, it is illegally modified with armor plating and a plether of turbolaser cannons. It's jamming capabilities render radar sonar and everything unusable. Oh and it is powered by children's brains.

miss soul fire

06-09-2005, 05:08 PM

http://www.raulkanawati.com.br/barco_02pq.jpg

synch

06-09-2005, 05:23 PM

http://imagescommerce.bcentral.com/merchantfiles/4822370/tur0006-titanic-ss-atlantic5.95.jpg

Cost me a few bucks even if it was second hand but according to the guy who sold it to me it was only used for grocery shopping and is unsinkable.

edit: I think I was ripped off... it has "turkmenistan" written on the side... didn't notice that before posting.. errr... I mean buying it :o

Bitchamachacha

06-09-2005, 05:58 PM

If you call a 17 footer a yacht...

I don't care if it's Tuffy the Tug Boat..it's still a yacht!

(Okay..I totally wasn't paying attention. Oops!)

Bitchamachacha

06-09-2005, 06:40 PM

http://imagescommerce.bcentral.com/merchantfiles/4822370/tur0006-titanic-ss-atlantic5.95.jpg

Cost me a few bucks even if it was second hand but according to the guy who sold it to me it was only used for grocery shopping and is unsinkable.

Oh, that's just wrong!!!

Did you realize it had "turkmenistan" written on the side of it?

;)

Beth

06-09-2005, 07:02 PM

http://www.nautica.it/superyacht/509/feadship/utopia.jpg
bobby and i thought we should buy ourselves something to celebrate our engagement, so we purchased the utopia (yes, we're going to rename her soon)

http://www.nautica.it/superyacht/509/feadship/utopia-5.jpg
a view of our bedroom

http://www.nautica.it/superyacht/509/feadship/utopia-6.jpg
our stairs (the crew use a different set)

http://www.nautica.it/superyacht/509/feadship/utopia-9.jpg
one of the guest bedrooms

http://www.nautica.it/superyacht/509/feadship/utopia-7.jpg
lounging area

i left out the photos of the wardrobe room and the gym.

Tzar

06-09-2005, 07:14 PM

http://www.usswisconsin.org/Pictures/1950%20Pic/0044%20Destroyer.JPG

here's my bitch. it's got guns which i feel is appropriate for me.
i'll be the security of the club.

i'll have gangsta gangsta - nwa playing out loud when i cruise.

"fuck with me, i'll put ma foot in ya arse"

little j

06-09-2005, 07:21 PM

my lil' boat

http://www.boomspeed.com/turbosgirl2/boat.JPG

loungin'

http://www.boomspeed.com/turbosgirl2/tongue.JPG

Bitchamachacha

06-09-2005, 07:26 PM

Beth....I'm still super happy about the engagment. Love on the ol' BBMB...So swoony!!

Nice Yacht! Can I come visit? I'll bring the wine, baby. ;)

Tzar: Any yacht blaring NWA is fine with me. In fact- you're an honorary memba!!!

Jess....I could sail away on that tongue of yours. My JEEBUS!!

Knuckles

06-09-2005, 08:16 PM

Hector_Sancho

06-09-2005, 08:20 PM

WAIT FOR ME GUYS!!!!!!

http://www.xensei.com/users/squid/beliz/RowBoat.jpg

Bitchamachacha

06-09-2005, 09:03 PM

The Queen Knucks is on hell of a mighty boat. It makes The SS Jones look kinda pathetic. :D I just need to get the sewage system fixed. I am so sick of using that nasty bucket!!!

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v245/bifferson/knucksboat.jpg

Hahahaha! What did you do to Paul?? Hahahaha....

Hector, sir....

I'll wait. I'l even throw you some water wings, 'cause I'm nice like dat!

Beth

06-09-2005, 09:22 PM

Beth....I'm still super happy about the engagment. Love on the ol' BBMB...So swoony!!

Nice Yacht! Can I come visit? I'll bring the wine, baby. ;)
aww, thank you. :) i'm beyond super happy, but unfortunately i had to watch him get back on a plane to canada, which sucks hard. so, bobby sorta though the yacht might help to keep me preoccupied until he moves here.

of course you can visit, and not just because it's your club.

Hector_Sancho

06-09-2005, 09:25 PM

Hector, sir....

I'll wait. I'l even throw you some water wings, 'cause I'm nice like dat!
Thanks, cause I'm gettin tired of rowing. I'll just float to you guys now. (y)

BGirl

06-10-2005, 06:52 AM

http://www.apartment5d.com/places/puddin/puddincrew.jpg

My crew & me in '93. You know how some people backpack around Europe after college? I helped build this mofucka out of industrial castoffs, then we went down the river like a bunch of crazy fools.

HEIRESS

06-10-2005, 10:21 AM

If im invited as a weekend guest imma walk around in a bikini the whole time yellin out "MILLION DOLLAR BOAT THAT'S WHITER THAN WHAT'S SPILLIN DOWN YO' THROAT"

Echewta

06-10-2005, 10:50 AM

I'm raps MVP.

Bitchamachacha

06-10-2005, 11:51 AM

If im invited as a weekend guest imma walk around in a bikini the whole time yellin out "MILLION DOLLAR BOAT THAT'S WHITER THAN WHAT'S SPILLIN DOWN YO' THROAT"

HOT!!!

cosmo105

06-10-2005, 11:56 AM

http://usafishing.com/images/advertisingbanners/happyhooker/hookertransom.jpg
the HAPPY HOOKER! (http://usafishing.com/happyhooker.html)

damn. it says "striper." i thought it said "stripper." fuck this boat.

marsdaddy

06-10-2005, 01:25 PM

http://www.stanford.edu/~zev/Burning_Man/bm2001_pics/play/h5.jpg

voltanapricot

06-10-2005, 02:27 PM

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v312/clo_lovemolks/bav42_sail.jpg

Here's me sailin' on The Cleo.

Don't mind the German flag, we were just feeling crazy!

Echewta

06-10-2005, 03:06 PM

http://starbulletin.com/2002/04/14/news/wild.jpg

Freebasser

06-10-2005, 03:19 PM

http://www.happykidspersonalized.com/home/images/boat.jpg

I still need to spray over the previous owner's name, but you know it's all good.

Bitchamachacha

06-10-2005, 04:14 PM

http://starbulletin.com/2002/04/14/news/wild.jpg

Which one of those ladies is you??

FREEBASSER! Where in the hell have you been?

mp-seventythree

06-10-2005, 04:38 PM

Wahoo! A club I can actually join as I have my own boat (well, family owned boat), and here she is

http://www.mvessexgirl.com/t004.JPG

And here's Jenn with our very own sea dog

http://www.mvessexgirl.com/shen.jpg

voltanapricot

06-10-2005, 04:40 PM

A BOAT CALLED ESSEX GIRL!

That's hilarious!

Who's the geezer staring down at her front?

Bitchamachacha

06-10-2005, 04:48 PM

Damn..that's a nice boat, MP!!!

Do you wear an eye patch while you sail, to let the sea farers know who the Mack is??

mp-seventythree

06-10-2005, 04:54 PM

Damn..that's a nice boat, MP!!!

Do you wear an eye patch while you sail, to let the sea farers know who the Mack is??

Of course.

And Clo, that would be my mum (my dad is the guy at the other end)

voltanapricot

06-10-2005, 04:55 PM

Sorry. :o

Are those her pretty flowers and neat lawn? :o

:o :o :o

mp-seventythree

06-10-2005, 04:55 PM

A BOAT CALLED ESSEX GIRL!

Yes, named by me.....entirely by accident. We were trying to think of a name, and i said "Essex Girl" for a joke and my dad though it was a great idea :confused:

mp-seventythree

06-10-2005, 04:56 PM

Sorry. :o

Are those her pretty flowers and neat lawn? :o

:o :o :o

HAHA! No worries, easy mistake to make, especially from that pic. No, not her flowers, that pic was taken in a lock on the Thames somewhere near Windsor.