View Full Version : ATTN: Eminem
RobMoney
06-16-2005, 06:21 AM
LET HER GO DUDE
She's gone and it's over and it's time to move on with your life now. You're wasting too much time making songs about how much you hate her and it's ruining you.
There are plenty of fish in the sea.
Now move on with your life so you can get back to making some incredible hip-hop again like you did in the begining of your career.
Thanks in advance,
RobMoney - BBMB Inc.
icy manipulator
06-16-2005, 06:44 AM
who really gives a fuck
Qdrop
06-16-2005, 07:17 AM
attn: Eminen (part 2)-
please stop selling out to the pop scene.
you are already rich. you don't need MTV and the radio anymore. you don't need to put out a garbage LP with 8 garbage singles (all radio friendly and generic) just so you can be number one on all the charts and masterbate to your billboard rating every week.
doing a song as the voice of Triumph is the most pathetic low i have ever seen in the rap game.
why not do a duet with mc hammer and get it over with?
please go back to making relevant, creative, slammin albums as you did with your first 3 (not counting infinite).
until then, i will stick to my belief that the real eminem was kidnapped and put into an induced coma at a seceret corporate facility and replaced by a corporate cloan who was programmed to be the record industries pop bitch.
muddfoot
06-16-2005, 09:38 AM
ATTN: Feminem part III.
You suck and always will.
Audielicious
06-16-2005, 09:40 AM
stay sexy.
thank you very much,
Audrey Cohen
p.s. kim is trash so you can stop writing songs about her...but i still love you, marshall! <3
Mr Films
06-16-2005, 10:22 AM
i had no idea he read this forum.
in that case, hey em- did I leave my sunglasses at your house?
I've looked everywhere and I can't find them.
maybe on your kitchen counter or something?
let me know,
matt
rob20
06-16-2005, 01:19 PM
attn: eminem, I slept with your mother and kim last night, yes I'm very ashamed :mad:
Junker
06-16-2005, 02:18 PM
until then, i will stick to my belief that the real eminem was kidnapped and put into an induced coma at a seceret corporate facility and replaced by a corporate cloan who was programmed to be the record industries pop bitch.
I think its the same thing that happened to Michael Jackson
This white dude is an alien.
BTW: if michael was still black, do you guys think that he would be declared innocent?? Personally, I dont think so :D
cj hood
06-16-2005, 02:30 PM
[QUOTE=RobMoney]Now move on with your life so you can get back to making some incredible hip-hop again like you did in the begining of your career.[QUOTE]
figures.
ToucanSpam
06-16-2005, 02:30 PM
Dear Eminem,
Do what you want when you want.
--Patt
cj hood
06-16-2005, 02:31 PM
ATTN: Feminem part III.
You suck and always will.
what the hell are intelligent people (besides myself) doing here...
Extra Cheese
06-16-2005, 02:41 PM
eminem should make a whole album dissing black chicks then another one dissing latina chicks and then another one dissing cracker ass bitches.
the most offensive and horrible thing eminem has ever done is go out in public rocking a doo-rag, i mean damn i feel uncomfortable and embarrassed for him when i see a doo rag on his head. this proves he has nothing but yes men around him cuz anyone who truly cared for him would be like yo! cracker, it isnt working for you go put on a fitted cap on instead.
Parkey
06-16-2005, 04:16 PM
Dear Eminem,
Can I have that tenner back you owe me. I'm a bit light this month...
Freebasser
06-16-2005, 04:50 PM
Dear Phlegminem,
Nothing.
Love, me.
LOBSTER PRIZE!
06-16-2005, 05:31 PM
Dear Eminem,
You Bangin, Son.
flower
06-16-2005, 05:35 PM
Since I am new here, I have to admit that I was a tad surprised that there are eminem fans here. I have never liked eminem nor do I think I ever will. Just my two cents.
Dear Eminem
kill 50 cent for me. here...
use this...
*presents a desert eagle*
cheers,
The Tzar.
Laver1969
06-16-2005, 08:42 PM
I have never liked eminem nor do I think I ever will. Just my two cents.
My thoughts exactly. He seems like he's trying too hard or something.
Documad
06-16-2005, 09:04 PM
Dear Eminem,
Your daughter and niece would be much better off in the long run if you would stop bashing their moms. It's going to be tough enough being related to you without their personal childhood traumas being discussed in magazines.
Sincerely,
A concerned citizen.
Kid Presentable
06-17-2005, 03:42 AM
Dear Eminem,
No, you can't join Oz Clique....
Sincerely,
Kid Presentable.
RobMoney
06-17-2005, 06:06 AM
Dear Eminem,
No, you can't join Oz Clique....
Sincerely,
Kid Presentable.
HAHAHAA (y)
icy manipulator
06-17-2005, 06:29 AM
Dear Eminem,
No, you can't join Oz Clique....
Sincerely,
Kid Presentable.
hahahahahahahahahah :D (y)
roosta
06-17-2005, 06:52 AM
dear eminem
that new song you've done with Trick Trick ("Welcome to Detroit City") is the best thing you've done in ages.
Please go back to being good. you've been shit for so long.
cosmo105
06-17-2005, 12:45 PM
Dear Marshall,
please stop being so angry. you have more money than i'll ever see in my lifetime. go spend it on making sure your daughter is well-adjusted.
xoxo,
cos
I think the people watching at one of his concerts would be some of the best around - the trashiest of the trash...
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