Ali
06-21-2005, 01:57 PM
Republicans are NOT cowards!
I know that I quite often start a post off with a blatant lie but in this case I'm being deadly serious. I truly believe that Republicans are not cowards. Really. Admittedly, the evidence would seem to bear out the alternative view - and I'm sure many Republicans would agree if they weren't changing their underwear at the time - since the general consensus is that most - if not all - Republicans are hypocritical and immoral pansies, control freaks with no backbones, sheep in vegetative states, and they smell too. However, this wide-ranging and mostly accurate generalisation only tells the vast majority of the truth. I firmly believe that inside each and every mindless Republican there really is a spark of integrity kept alive by a draught of toxin-laden air that isn't stripped away to feed the cancerous growths of vile inhumanity so prevalent.
The problem has always been that belief in something with no foundation to support it is easy to dismiss and difficult to gather support for. This doesn't stop your average fundamentalist or Republican from attempting to do so but that's because moronicity is a prerequisite for both particular social and political leanings. I'm not a moron according to my most recent tests so my belief that Republicans, like Darth Vader, still can be saved has, until now, remained a private matter, something I never bothered anyone else with knowing that its inherent basis in insanity was something that other people - of whom I care about deeply - really needn't be concerned about. Luckily, a better person than I (it's true; one exists), a true patriot among patriots, a devoutly heterosexual leader among men of all creeds and colours (*terms and conditions apply), has devised a method by which my very personal belief can be proven. It's nice to know that you're not alone so General JC Christian I thank you from the bottom of my heart.
Operation Yellow Elephant is a project that aims to reignite that sputtering human decency that I simply know has to be inside each and every young Republican who simultaneously wholeheartedly supports the Global War On Terror™ and wholeheartedly supports Hoping Someone Else Will Sacrifice A Limb Or Three For Freedom™. Let me say again: Mostly, Republicans are not cowards! Mostly.
Military recruitment is in dire peril and attempts to make it look otherwise by altering the figures were sadly spotted. Are you a Republican who could fight for your country? Are you a Republican parent whose son or daughter is of or close to military age? Read on to see how enlisting in the greatest army in the world - the Free American Lightly Armoured Freedom Force For Freedom Army - can benefit your entire life! read the rest (http://www.neonbubble.com/a/operation-yellow-elephant)
I know that I quite often start a post off with a blatant lie but in this case I'm being deadly serious. I truly believe that Republicans are not cowards. Really. Admittedly, the evidence would seem to bear out the alternative view - and I'm sure many Republicans would agree if they weren't changing their underwear at the time - since the general consensus is that most - if not all - Republicans are hypocritical and immoral pansies, control freaks with no backbones, sheep in vegetative states, and they smell too. However, this wide-ranging and mostly accurate generalisation only tells the vast majority of the truth. I firmly believe that inside each and every mindless Republican there really is a spark of integrity kept alive by a draught of toxin-laden air that isn't stripped away to feed the cancerous growths of vile inhumanity so prevalent.
The problem has always been that belief in something with no foundation to support it is easy to dismiss and difficult to gather support for. This doesn't stop your average fundamentalist or Republican from attempting to do so but that's because moronicity is a prerequisite for both particular social and political leanings. I'm not a moron according to my most recent tests so my belief that Republicans, like Darth Vader, still can be saved has, until now, remained a private matter, something I never bothered anyone else with knowing that its inherent basis in insanity was something that other people - of whom I care about deeply - really needn't be concerned about. Luckily, a better person than I (it's true; one exists), a true patriot among patriots, a devoutly heterosexual leader among men of all creeds and colours (*terms and conditions apply), has devised a method by which my very personal belief can be proven. It's nice to know that you're not alone so General JC Christian I thank you from the bottom of my heart.
Operation Yellow Elephant is a project that aims to reignite that sputtering human decency that I simply know has to be inside each and every young Republican who simultaneously wholeheartedly supports the Global War On Terror™ and wholeheartedly supports Hoping Someone Else Will Sacrifice A Limb Or Three For Freedom™. Let me say again: Mostly, Republicans are not cowards! Mostly.
Military recruitment is in dire peril and attempts to make it look otherwise by altering the figures were sadly spotted. Are you a Republican who could fight for your country? Are you a Republican parent whose son or daughter is of or close to military age? Read on to see how enlisting in the greatest army in the world - the Free American Lightly Armoured Freedom Force For Freedom Army - can benefit your entire life! read the rest (http://www.neonbubble.com/a/operation-yellow-elephant)