I'm Having a Great Weekend (Everyone have one too)

[ToucanSpam]

This weekend is going to be the best ever I think. I hope everyone else's goes great too!! :D :)

[like2_drink]

thanks man (y) , what's you're plan?

[ToucanSpam]

There is going to be a very nice party/gathering of sorts with my closest friends, some kung fu movies, booze, women, and just an overall fun time. I have butterflies though. :o

[enree erzweglle]

There is going to be a very nice party/gathering of sorts with my closest friends, some kung fu movies, booze, women, and just an overall fun time. I have butterflies though. :o
Why butterflies? Do you love-hate parties? I am sort of like that too.

[ToucanSpam]

Why butterflies? Do you love-hate parties? I am sort of like that too.
I have butterflies because I get really nervous and excited about extremely fun things. I shook with excitement for 4 days waiting for Star Wars. :D

But yeah, there's other reasons. But I don't want to get into it.

[enree erzweglle]

I have butterflies because I get really nervous and excited about extremely fun things. I shook with excitement for 4 days waiting for Star Wars. :D

But yeah, there's other reasons. But I don't want to get into it.

OMG I am so like that. (I said that like I was 15.)

Seriously, aside of when I don't sleep well, I am always up. When I know I'm going to be doing something like that, I can't stop talking and I talk fast. Stream of consciousness. I have to edit in real time. It's actually kind of pathetic and someone else might get depressed over it. Like I said, I'm a generally up person.

I am feeling revved for a trip that's not happening for 5ish weeks. I don't know what I'll be like when it actually comes.

Right now, I'm on the verge of talking fast because I'm meeting a friend for dinner in 2 hours & 6 minutes and we have PLANS.

[ToucanSpam]

I totally agree. I love knowing somethign fun is going to happen, the wait is almost as exciting as the event itself. (Star Wars :D )


Anyways, It should be good for me. HUGE butterflies. :o

[enree erzweglle]

I totally agree. I love knowing somethign fun is going to happen, the wait is almost as exciting as the event itself. (Star Wars :D )


Anyways, It should be good for me. HUGE butterflies. :o
I haven't seen SW yet. I planned to do that this weekend but I don't think I want to sit inside of a theater on a weekend where it's going to be in the 90s.

Have a great time! Bring a butterfly net. :D

[ToucanSpam]

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Have a great time! Bring a butterfly net. :D
Hahahaha I don't mean those kind. I mean the kind that I get when......blah blah a girl. Hoping to not screw this up royally.

[Documad]

Give yourself a break. Don't pretend to be anyone you're not. Have fun.


I am supposed to go to a huge party on Saturday and I'd rather not. I love dinner parties and cocktail parties, but I am never in the mood for a big crazy party like this. I usually dread going but end up having fun. I will consider coming up with an excuse not to go up until the last minute. Thank god tonight will be a more low key hanging out thing.

[enree erzweglle]

Hahahaha I don't mean those kind. I mean the kind that I get when......blah blah a girl. Hoping to not screw this up royally.
I know. I was joking with ya. :D

You'll be fine. Do a little impromptu poem. I like those.

[enree erzweglle]

I am supposed to go to a huge party on Saturday and I'd rather not. I love dinner parties and cocktail parties, but I am never in the mood for a big crazy party like this.

But the big parties are so much easier to duck out of and you can usually wear whatever you want to them.

I have a friend who avoids the smaller dinner parties because he is partially deaf -- it's very hard for him to follow the conversations. It pains me to see him struggling with it because he doesn't tell most people about his problem and then has a tough time with it all. I try to be there to interpret/repeat/talk right to him so if he's going to one of those things, I am to. Blech.

[Documad]

But the big parties are so much easier to duck out of and you can usually wear whatever you want to them.

I have a friend who avoids the smaller dinner parties because he is partially deaf -- it's very hard for him to follow the conversations. It pains me to see him struggling with it because he doesn't tell most people about his problem and then has a tough time with it all. I try to be there to interpret/repeat/talk right to him so if he's going to one of those things, I am to. Blech.
It's more that my friends who throw dinner parties are cool and have interesting friends. My friends who have wild parties are great one on one, but they tend to have friends I don't like and I tend not to like the way they behave at large parties. It's like they go back to their college frat/sorority party persona.

[enree erzweglle]

It's more that my friends who throw dinner parties are cool and have interesting friends. My friends who have wild parties are great one on one, but they tend to have friends I don't like and I tend not to like the way they behave at large parties. It's like they go back to their college frat/sorority party persona.
I get it. Ewwww...I didn't particularly like frat/sorority parties when I was in college let alone now. There comes a time when you gotta put that stuff behind you. Good luck dodging that party!

[monkey]

my thursday was fantastic. my friday was lovely (im staying in tonight. i need a night of rest). my saturday will be spent in the darkroom and then in a nice party. and sunday will be studying for physics in the courtyard.

i dont see how my weekend can suck at all :)

[ToucanSpam]

my thursday was fantastic. my friday was lovely (im staying in tonight. i need a night of rest). my saturday will be spent in the darkroom and then in a nice party. and sunday will be studying for physics in the courtyard.

i dont see how my weekend can suck at all :)
sounds nice.


I know how to make it better! :p

[BOBBY DIGITAL]

I thought you were gonna say a stack of porn and eight bags of fritos.

[ToucanSpam]

I thought you were gonna say a stack of porn and eight bags of fritos.
two bags of doritos and a couple of old 60's Batman episodes. (y)

[Documad]

Probably a mistake to dump this in TS's thread, but my weekend started out crappy. No lovely dinner because others wanted to go see Star Wars pt.3 instead. So dinner was popcorn. :(

I can't remember when I saw a worse movie in a theater. I couldn't believe how bad it was. I still can't believe it. I stiffled my displeasure for a long time, until one of my friends laughed out loud at a bad acting moment and then I knew it was safe. I knew the acting and script would be bad, but how did he manage to make a movie that looked and sounded so bad? I think this proves that the original movies would have sucked mightily if Lucas had had the technology to make the movies he wanted all along. It was like a video game instead of a movie.

[ToucanSpam]

Oh Documad, you just shat all over the place.


PS-your little blurb on Episode Three is sad. You had little to say except 'it was so bad' and 'I can't remember when I've seen a worse movie in a theatre'.

What particular bad acting moment was it your friend laughed at?

You keep saying how bad the sound, acting, and 'looked' was. Insted of making empty comments, why not pick specific events so it actually sounds like you saw the movie?

'I think this proves that the original movies would have sucked mightily if Lucas had had the technology to make the movies he wanted all along.'

What the heck is this? I don't even know where to begin with this. Perhaps you should clarify this statement. How does 'this' prove the original movies would have sucked? Jesus, you really took a dump on my day.

[Freebasser]

My weekend's been a bit non-eventful so far. I have absolutely no doubt that it will get a lot better tomorrow, though.

[ToucanSpam]

My weekend's been a bit non-eventful so far. I have absolutely no doubt that it will get a lot better tomorrow, though.
That's good!! Enjoy it though!! :D

[enree erzweglle]

I haven't seen the current SW yet. I was waiting for the crowds to die down but I might see it tonight with a friend who is in the same boat as I am: We've seen the other SW movies but we don't own light sabers. :)

I am looking forward to seeing it, though, and hope I can follow the plot line because I don't remember much from the last two movies.

ToucanSpam: Hope your day improves. Here's a blue M&M. Yummm.

[ToucanSpam]

ToucanSpam: Hope your day improves. Here's a blue M&M. Yummm.
SWEET :D


I have to go get my younger sister at work, I dont want her walking in the heat, with all the boys following her. I'll be sure to go get some M&M's while I'm out. And some pizza. My god I am hungry. :D

[Loppfessor]

Grumble grumble.....my weekend so far (http://beastieboys.com/bbs/showthread.php?t=52602)

[HEIRESS]

I went thrift store perusing with my mom last night

came home, made 2 cds, talked to my boyfriend for 35 seconds on the phone, then went to bed

woke up at 4 am to get to work by 5 am
it is now 9:17 am and I still have atleast 6 more hours of work ahead of me

hopefully will hang with le boyfriend tonight all alone for the first time in atleast 2 weeks

then work again tomorrow

[enree erzweglle]

SWEET :D


I have to go get my younger sister at work, I dont want her walking in the heat, with all the boys following her. I'll be sure to go get some M&M's while I'm out. And some pizza. My god I am hungry. :D

Get the Star Wars M&Ms! But steer clear of the dark side ones. They make my tummy and my one friend's tummy all grumbly/noisy. Go for the Jedi Mix for sure. :)

[ToucanSpam]

I went thrift store perusing with my mom last night

came home, made 2 cds, talked to my boyfriend for 35 seconds on the phone, then went to bed

woke up at 4 am to get to work by 5 am
it is now 9:17 am and I still have atleast 6 more hours of work ahead of me

hopefully will hang with le boyfriend tonight all alone for the first time in atleast 2 weeks

then work again tomorrow
I hope you have tonnes of fun with him!!! HAve some cake :D :D

[ToucanSpam]

Okay,

So I went and picked up le bebe sister from workie. Then I took her for slushies. Kool-Aid knows how to do it. :cool: :D

[Documad]

TS, I am truly sorry. I was worked up last night. I'm even more upset today, but I'm more in control. It's a good thing that I cannot easily locate Mr. Lucas.

I thought it was kinder of me to say just a little. (Plus everyone is sick of discussing it and I didn't dare start a thread.) I think the first laugh was over Natalie Portman's hair in the first bedroom scene, so it wasn't really over the acting at that point. Every scene involving the main characters after that had laughable bad acting, except that I thought the guy playing the sith lord/head of the senate was doing an admirable job in difficult circumstances until his face got funny looking and then his acting took a bad turn too. I truly love the first trilogy and I love sci fi and action movies, but if I were to list all of the things wrong with this movie I think it would take a few hours of typing.

You would think that the final big lightsaber fight would have been difficult to ruin, but then Lucas put the two guys on small rafts so that they were surfing on lava for Christ's sake! I mean, that's funny! Even the big payoff of darth vader getting his mask and outfit was ruined by John Williams' overrought score, and the Frankenstein-like manner in which Darth Vader escaped from his table (it reminded me more of Young Frankenstein to be truthful).

Mostly, it suffered from having no characters with true human qualities, no real female role, and not one ounce of humor. And then the last few minutes, with the scaled down, beautiful original score and the real humans standing in front of what appeared to be a real skyline were just a final slap in the face to bring home how fabulous the original movie was.

Lucas (and many other filmmakers) forgot what it is that makes action movies good. It isn't incredibly elaborate but completely fake and unbelievable sets. It's humanity. Why is Aliens one of the best action sci fi movies ever? Mostly because the characters were so good. It's a wild story, but you believe the emotions of the people involed. If it was made today, it wouldn't be as good because they wouldn't have one awesome queen for Ripley to fight--they would have hundreds of computer generated ones. And if Jaws were made today, they would never have the scene on the boat in the middle of the night where the guys compare scars. And Terminator 2 worked because of Linda Hamilton and the kid, as well as the one cool special effect that worked brilliantly. Oh god, and Raiders of the Lost Ark is a great example because Spielberg had to make it fast and cheap to prove he wasn't the out of control brat who make 1941 and he made a wonderful movie but the sequels sucked because he had an unlimited budget then.

(Hey, why did it take so long to build the death star? I can't believe they started building it when Luke was a baby. did they have a labor dispute? And when did R2-D2 lose his ability to jump from spaceships and squirt oil on people, etc? Chewbacca and Yoda look better in the earlier movies, as does everything else because they took all the warm colors out of the new movies. And the planet where the senate meets is hideously ugly, with no green space, as is the wall in every room. And how many senators are there? If there are as many as there were balconies in that silly building, then being a senator was not an important job. I also cannot understand the Jedi code--when can you kill someone in a fight and when is it not permitted? When Ewan McGregor brought Natalie Portman to get Darth Vader, what was he trying to accomplish? Didn't he have to kill Darth Vader? Or if he would have come back would they have excused all the people he had killed? And there no way he could leave him there alive? This jedi code seems to leave a lot of your dangerous foes alive and more upset than ever--stupid code.)

I guess the short answer is that even though I am a presold audience for the Star Wars story, they didn't give me a single character to care about. And a truly ugly movie to look at.

I thought that some of the effects were great, by the way. I loved lots of the droid army things. But they were difficult to watch because the movie was cut to pile too many effects on at the same time--just like a video game, which tells me how little Hollywood and Mr. Lucas think of their audience.

On a positive note, my friends who saw the movie with me last night are going to get together to watch at least part of the original trilogy and I'm 90% sure I'm going to skip my party to hang with them. I am dying to see the original movie again (I have it on VHS without Lucas's "improvements" but I haven't seen it in years).

[enree erzweglle]

I'm going to see SW in about 20 minutes.

I'm not wearing any SW outfits, or carrying any SW weapons or general merchandise.

Wish me luck. :D

[Documad]

Good luck. You're going to need it.

The theater was mostly empty here by the way.

[ToucanSpam]

TS, I am truly sorry. I was worked up last night. I'm even more upset today, but I'm more in control. It's a good thing that I cannot easily locate Mr. Lucas.

I thought it was kinder of me to say just a little. (Plus everyone is sick of discussing it and I didn't dare start a thread.) I think the first laugh was over Natalie Portman's hair in the first bedroom scene, so it wasn't really over the acting at that point. Every scene involving the main characters after that had laughable bad acting, except that I thought the guy playing the sith lord/head of the senate was doing an admirable job in difficult circumstances until his face got funny looking and then his acting took a bad turn too. I truly love the first trilogy and I love sci fi and action movies, but if I were to list all of the things wrong with this movie I think it would take a few hours of typing.

You would think that the final big lightsaber fight would have been difficult to ruin, but then Lucas put the two guys on small rafts so that they were surfing on lava for Christ's sake! I mean, that's funny! Even the big payoff of darth vader getting his mask and outfit was ruined by John Williams' overrought score, and the Frankenstein-like manner in which Darth Vader escaped from his table (it reminded me more of Young Frankenstein to be truthful).

Mostly, it suffered from having no characters with true human qualities, no real female role, and not one ounce of humor. And then the last few minutes, with the scaled down, beautiful original score and the real humans standing in front of what appeared to be a real skyline were just a final slap in the face to bring home how fabulous the original movie was.

Lucas (and many other filmmakers) forgot what it is that makes action movies good. It isn't incredibly elaborate but completely fake and unbelievable sets. It's humanity. Why is Aliens one of the best action sci fi movies ever? Mostly because the characters were so good. It's a wild story, but you believe the emotions of the people involed. If it was made today, it wouldn't be as good because they wouldn't have one awesome queen for Ripley to fight--they would have hundreds of computer generated ones. And if Jaws were made today, they would never have the scene on the boat in the middle of the night where the guys compare scars. And Terminator 2 worked because of Linda Hamilton and the kid, as well as the one cool special effect that worked brilliantly. Oh god, and Raiders of the Lost Ark is a great example because Spielberg had to make it fast and cheap to prove he wasn't the out of control brat who make 1941 and he made a wonderful movie but the sequels sucked because he had an unlimited budget then.

(Hey, why did it take so long to build the death star? I can't believe they started building it when Luke was a baby. did they have a labor dispute? And when did R2-D2 lose his ability to jump from spaceships and squirt oil on people, etc? Chewbacca and Yoda look better in the earlier movies, as does everything else because they took all the warm colors out of the new movies. And the planet where the senate meets is hideously ugly, with no green space, as is the wall in every room. And how many senators are there? If there are as many as there were balconies in that silly building, then being a senator was not an important job. I also cannot understand the Jedi code--when can you kill someone in a fight and when is it not permitted? When Ewan McGregor brought Natalie Portman to get Darth Vader, what was he trying to accomplish? Didn't he have to kill Darth Vader? Or if he would have come back would they have excused all the people he had killed? And there no way he could leave him there alive? This jedi code seems to leave a lot of your dangerous foes alive and more upset than ever--stupid code.)

I guess the short answer is that even though I am a presold audience for the Star Wars story, they didn't give me a single character to care about. And a truly ugly movie to look at.

I thought that some of the effects were great, by the way. I loved lots of the droid army things. But they were difficult to watch because the movie was cut to pile too many effects on at the same time--just like a video game, which tells me how little Hollywood and Mr. Lucas think of their audience.

On a positive note, my friends who saw the movie with me last night are going to get together to watch at least part of the original trilogy and I'm 90% sure I'm going to skip my party to hang with them. I am dying to see the original movie again (I have it on VHS without Lucas's "improvements" but I haven't seen it in years).

Thank you Documad. I appreciate this post a lot. I will respond to it better in a PM after tonight, when I get trashed and have a good time. I'm serious, I really appreciate the effort put into this.

--Patrick

[Documad]

TS, thanks for not being mad. I'd love to hear from you about the movie or movies. :)

[Homsar]

Last night, I was at the pub with a few mates. Live band there, who have talent, but played crap by Pearl Jam, Korn, perfect circle and bands I don't know. It was both fun and sad. It was sad to see a bunch of folks get drunk and start dancing really bad. I don't understand the concept of getting drunk...a stupid one if I might say.

I dislike beer immensely, but I do like vodka (which I had last night). I still have a slight burning feel in my chest.

I had this guy come up to me saying he was from out of town and that I was doing a good job representing my town. I also seemed like a "chill guy" too, according to him. He obviously must've been drunk. I thought it was nice though and he seemed fine...if he wasn't drunk.

Saw a few old school mates and current ones too, but none I would truly have liked to see. It was fun and loud.

[DroppinScience]

Last night, I was at the pub with a few mates. Live band there, who have talent, but played crap by Pearl Jam, Korn, perfect circle and bands I don't know. It was both fun and sad. It was sad to see a bunch of folks get drunk and start dancing really bad. I don't understand the concept of getting drunk...a stupid one if I might say.

I dislike beer immensely, but I do like vodka (which I had last night). I still have a slight burning feel in my chest.

You must be young. You'll learn to love alcohol and drunkenness in time! ;)

[ToucanSpam]

Alright. I just had one of the shittiest ending nights ever. Let me take you there people. Sit down and get ready for a fantastic journey of failure.




So, 8:45pm. We are ready. We have the booze, we have the drink mix, we have all our good clothes on and all that jazz, and off we go to pick her up. We pick her up, a couple of stops later, and we get to the party. So, my initial plan to sit her on the couch and win her with my charm and wit were immediately dashed when one of my good friends decides to whip out the hacky sack. Great. With Plan A out the window, it was time to work off of plan B.

Ok fast forward through 3 hours of hack and liquor later, here we are, soaked in rain. It was time to head home, and ater three hours of hack and flirting later, I was ready to hit the hay. but not before I made my move. It was my chance coming up. I asked her if I could walk her home.

"Sure."

Yes. That would be it. My chance....

But no, there were many obsticles to overcome before this happened. If I didn't do this right, I would end up walking people home. Not good. So, it began. The quest to get her alone. I would finally build up the courage to say something. ANYTHING. The side plan began with me ensuring only a few of us would be walking. Then, disaster struck. Another one of my friends was chatting her up. He offered her a ride home, and she unknowingly accepted. So, the five of us were ready to go, but the interrupting friend suddenly decided to stay at the house and make sure the drunks didnt wreck anything. Actually, the host asked this. Funny thign about the host is, it was his intention to cut him off to give me a chance to say something. God bless him. I was so excited to know for sure I would now have my chance. So, the four of us started walking (the other two knew of my intentions, they set this scenario up for me, although I needed no help) and we flirted some more on the way home. I told her how nice her hair looked, and she blushed a bit. It was going great. We then got to her house. The other two kept walking after I shot them a bit of a 'move out' look. They nodded in approval, then I asked her if I could talk to her about something.


There we were. Standing in front of her house. ME and her. Alone. FInally. I was right there.


"I have you now."


Then, suddenly, like karma was paying me back for being lucky enough to get that close, her mother appeared in the door. We were close. I was sure. She caught her mom in the corner of her eye. SHe turned to her mom, who said something, but not a moment earlier I was too bust staring into her cool gray eyes. She said she had to go, and I tried to get her to stay but it was over. Right there.







FUCK.



I was right there. But there's still tommorrow! Forget the sorrow! Her grad party is tommorrow, and I plan on wasting no time.



To those who wish to flame this, go ahead, but you know anyone can get jammed in this situation, imagine if this were you, and think before you speak.

Until then, I need to sleep.

--Patt

[HEIRESS]

tell her she has nice socks, works like charm!

I GOT DITCHED FOR A BEACH-SAND-SOCCER TOURNY/BIG SCREEN FIGHT PARTY/VIDEO GAMES/CLUBBIN WITH THE BOYS TONIGHT

I fucking hate my life.

[ToucanSpam]

tell her she has nice socks, works like charm!

I GOT DITCHED FOR A BEACH-SAND-SOCCER TOURNY/BIG SCREEN FIGHT PARTY/VIDEO GAMES/CLUBBIN WITH THE BOYS TONIGHT

I fucking hate my life.
she was barefoot.

PS-I have stepped on her toes and made her bled twice now. :o

[Medellia]

I was supposed to go see Star Wars and Batman Begins as a double feature at the drive in theatre, but noooooooo. Instead I just went to the mall, got a sammich at Chick-Fil-A, bought two pairs of really purty undies for five bucks, got a chocolate shake, went home and watched The Young Ones. Not bad, but not particularlly memorable either. :/

[DroppinScience]

Tough break there, Toucan! I hear ya... :(

I think the best strategy is to try and get with a girl who is your best friend.

I got majorly drunk with this girl Thursday night. I think we absolutely click and the chemistry is great (we even dig the same type of music and the same type of movies). One can only hope the transition from friend to lover is a smooth one, and the signs are there. We ended the night with our arms around each other, she repeatedly called me a sweetheart and she ended up crashing at my place (she slept on the couch, I slept in my bed... I'm a gentleman ;) ) and I got to kiss her goodnight. :D

We go out again next Friday, actually. If that night doesn't end with me making out with her, I don't know what I'll do. :p

[i'mcrafty]

and she ended up crashing at my place (she slept on the couch, I slept in my bed... I'm a gentleman ;) ) and I got to kiss her goodnight. :D

We go out again next Friday, actually. If that night doesn't end with me making out with her, I don't know what I'll do. :p

why didn't you give her the bed, and you take the couch? gentleman...pfft!

and, haha...i haven't heard anyone say "making out" for years (i must be getting old) anyway, good luck next friday! i hope you get to "make out" , "neck", and "get to second base" with the girl!

remember condoms are your friend!!! :)

[DroppinScience]

why didn't you give her the bed, and you take the couch? gentleman...pfft!

Hmmmm... if that situation comes up again, I'll keep that in mind. We were sloshed, so that didn't even occur to me that I could do that. ;)

Condoms? I just wanna cuddle. :rolleyes:

[Freebasser]

I think the best strategy is to try and get with a girl who is your best friend.


I think the best strategy is not to treat women as aliens, but as equals, and to stop thinking up strategies in order to get them into bed.

[zorra_chiflada]

I think the best strategy is not to treat women as aliens, but as equals, and to stop thinking up strategies in order to get them into bed.

exactly!

[Lex Diamonds]

This weekend has been good. All day drinkin/blazin on Friday cos of end of exams (woot). We even went down the pub in the evening and enjoyed a cigar. (y) I was hangin out with this seriously fine girl at the park on Friday and yesterday she gives me a call. I mean seriously this girl has the greatest ass in the world and everyone who has seen it knows it. So yeah she asked me out yesterday and we got together for a bit last night and we're going to a party together Thursday. Can't wait. (y)

Oh yeah and that other girl I made a thread about a couple weeks ago was drinkin vodka with me at the park on Friday and then yesterday she texted me and was all like "it was really good seeing you let's get together again soon".

So yep my weekend has been great. :) (y)

[zorra_chiflada]

This weekend has been good. All day drinkin/blazin on Friday cos of end of exams (woot). We even went down the pub in the evening and enjoyed a cigar. (y) I was hangin out with this seriously fine girl at the park on Friday and yesterday she gives me a call. I mean seriously this girl has the greatest ass in the world and everyone who has seen it knows it. So yeah she asked me out yesterday and we got together for a bit last night and we're going to a party together Thursday. Can't wait. (y)

Oh yeah and that other girl I made a thread about a couple weeks ago was drinkin vodka with me at the park on Friday and then yesterday she texted me and was all like "it was really good seeing you let's get together again soon".

So yep my weekend has been great. :) (y)

so you got two chicks on your dick?

[Lex Diamonds]

so you got two chicks on your dick?
Yep. I worked em both up on the same day. (y)

[zorra_chiflada]

Yep. I worked em both up on the same day. (y)

you stud! which one are you gonna choose?

[Lex Diamonds]

you stud! which one are you gonna choose?
Probably the one with the magnificent arse. The other one is buff and all it's just she already had her chance with me and wasn't interested so it ain't my problem if she suddenly changes her mind. (y)

[zorra_chiflada]

Probably the one with the magnificent arse. (y)
you should post a picture

[Lex Diamonds]

you should post a picture
I actually have a picture of her arse. I'll PM it to you if you really really want, but posting it here would be out of order. (n)

[zorra_chiflada]

I actually have a picture of her arse. I'll PM it to you if you want, but posting it here would be out of order. (n)

nah, that's alright. i don't want a pic of a chicks arse in my inbox, regardless of how great it is :p

[Rancid_Beasties]

Jesus, you really took a dump on my day.
You can't be serious. If somebody's opinion (granted its Documads opinion(y)), on a movie, on a message board, can seriously ruin your day, then how do you deal with real life? I mean maybe it could make you a little bit peeved for a few seconds....but past that and I think you might have a problem there mate :( You better have been joking.

Homsar - Beer is definitely an aquired taste. And it varies so much from beer to beer, perhaps you haven't tried the one best suited to you yet... or maybe you just dont like beer. I dont know, you just seem to be a bit young to be writing off beer (just as I seem to be a bit young to be an expert, but hey I have to know this shit for my job).

Toucan - Dont stress it, it seems like the girl is fairly in to you (at least from what you've written). I would be more worried about that "friend" of yours that was chatting up a woman you are clearly interested in. I think you need to let him know the boundaries and shit.

Droppin and Padster - (y)

My weekend was shit by the way. I worked 20 hours total across friday night, saturday night and sunday morning. And the one night I was supposed to go out (thursday) everybody cancelled because one of their friends cancelled etc (domino theory of cancellations :() But I have Ash on now and its making me happier and more awake despite the 2 hours of sleep i only had last night (fuck stocktakes!!!).

Alright thats my post of substance for the day. :p

[zorra_chiflada]

my weekend was kinda meh.
friday night, i did nuttin'
saturday, we went and bought a whole heap of stuff like plates, pots and pans and other housey stuff.
did nuttin' today, and now joey is in bed with a migraine

[Rancid_Beasties]

my weekend was kinda meh.
friday night, i did nuttin'
saturday, we went and bought a whole heap of stuff like plates, pots and pans and other housey stuff.
did nuttin' today, and now joey is in bed with a migraine
Poor Joe, can he get rid of them with tablets or does he just have to sleep it off?

[zorra_chiflada]

Poor Joe, can he get rid of them with tablets or does he just have to sleep it off?

he's tried absolutely everything, and i really mean everything (he's had them since he was 3) and nothing works to prevent them, or to stop them once they've come. the only thing that eases the pain is morphine, and we have to call a doctor in to administer it. it's just really hard for him, because he has to work full time, and there is that constant concern that he is going to get one.

[Lex Diamonds]

Here's a tip for Toucan. You can have this one for free.

When at a gathering try to make sure you are talking to the girl in question and have her full attention. Then go and find somewhere to sit down with only one seat free. Don't offer her the seat or any of that romantic gentleman shit. Just sit down in the seat. If she's at all interested, she will just take a seat on your lap. Then it's just a case of a little leg groping from both parties and eventually you can go for the kiss. (y)

Trust me it works every time. (y)

[Rancid_Beasties]

he's tried absolutely everything, and i really mean everything (he's had them since he was 3) and nothing works to prevent them, or to stop them once they've come. the only thing that eases the pain is morphine, and we have to call a doctor in to administer it. it's just really hard for him, because he has to work full time, and there is that constant concern that he is going to get one.
:(

[zorra_chiflada]

Here's a tip for Toucan. You can have this one for free.

When at a gathering try to make sure you are talking to the girl in question and have her full attention. Then go and find somewhere to sit down with only one seat free. Don't offer her the seat or any of that romantic gentleman shit. Just sit down in the seat. If she's at all interested, she will just take a seat on your lap. Then it's just a case of a little leg groping from both parties and eventually you can go for the kiss. (y)

Trust me it works every time. (y)

^that is a good one.
if a girl likes a guy that much, and you're drunkish/at a party, the girl will sit on his lap.

[Rancid_Beasties]

Here's a tip for Toucan. You can have this one for free.

When at a gathering try to make sure you are talking to the girl in question and have her full attention. Then go and find somewhere to sit down with only one seat free. Don't offer her the seat or any of that romantic gentleman shit. Just sit down in the seat. If she's at all interested, she will just take a seat on your lap. Then it's just a case of a little leg groping from both parties and eventually you can go for the kiss. (y)

Trust me it works every time. (y)
I've always thought it looks funny when a short guy has a girl thats taller than him on his lap, kinda like hes getting crushed or something. For me, that situation only works for medium/tall guys. How tall is toucan? :confused:

[Lex Diamonds]

I've always thought it looks funny when a short guy has a girl thats taller than him on his lap, kinda like hes getting crushed or something. For me, that situation only works for medium/tall guys. How tall is toucan? :confused:
He's 6'1.

[zorra_chiflada]

He's 6'1.

you know a lot about him

[Lex Diamonds]

you know a lot about him
He's tall, dark, handsome. Likes wildlife, long walks and poetry over picnics in the park. Likes to think of himself as a Darth Vader when in actual fact he's a harmless, cute little Yoda.

[icy manipulator]

tall guys can be a shitload of fun, what's the tallest you've ever had sex with before?

mine's 6"2'

[Lex Diamonds]

tall guys can be a shitload of fun, what's the tallest you've ever had sex with before?

mine's 6"2'
I'm about 6'2.

Was it fun?

[icy manipulator]

I'm about 6'2.

Was it fun?

yeah it was interesting, feels weird sleeping with someone 2 inches taller than you

[Rancid_Beasties]

tall guys can be a shitload of fun, what's the tallest you've ever had sex with before?

mine's 6"2'
Tall girls you mean....right

You are a straight guy right? Not that theres anything wrong if you aren't :p

Tallest girl I've been out with was 5"8', and I'm 6"

[icy manipulator]

Tall girls you mean....right

You are a straight guy right? Not that theres anything wrong if you aren't :p

Tallest girl I've been out with was 5"8', and I'm 6"

hahahah. YES YES YES , TALL GIRLS I MEAN.

hmm, well i said it would'nt be long til i could post in the "when have you embarrassed yourself on this board" thread

guess that time is now :o

[HEIRESS]

ex was almost 6foot5

size 14 feet :/

[Lex Diamonds]

ex was almost 6foot5

size 14 feet :/
Ape-Man!

[zorra_chiflada]

ex was almost 6foot5

size 14 feet :/

joe has big feet like that. like, his shoe size is never in stock, and he's only 6'2.

[HEIRESS]

Ape-Man!

gangly red haired ADD ape-man!

[icy manipulator]

ex was almost 6foot5

size 14 feet :/

man beast!

[Rancid_Beasties]

gangly red haired ADD ape-man!
I dont think I've ever seen a fat red haired male. I'm probably forgetting someone really famous but seriously they must have good metabolism or something.

I have a friend who has size 15's or something even though hes only 5"9'. Freaky little dude :p

[icy manipulator]

I dont think I've ever seen a fat red haired male. I'm probably forgetting someone really famous but seriously they must have good metabolism or something,

fat bastard in austin powers 2 :p

[enree erzweglle]

he's tried absolutely everything, and i really mean everything (he's had them since he was 3) and nothing works to prevent them, or to stop them once they've come. the only thing that eases the pain is morphine, and we have to call a doctor in to administer it. it's just really hard for him, because he has to work full time, and there is that constant concern that he is going to get one.
That's horrible. Migraines can take you out of the game for days. I hope he feels better and that someday he finds the source of them.

[enree erzweglle]

Tallest girl I've been out with was 5"8', and I'm 6"
That's quite a height differential.

[RobMoney]

Toucan my friend, I am about to divulge the secret manuver that has never failed me once.

The Bathroom technique:


When at a party or social gathering and you find yourself laying the groundwork down with a cute girl, but you need to find a few minutes alone with her to make your move, here's what you do. Lay back, don't suffocate her. Try to act like she should be pursuing you a little bit. Wait until she has to use the bathroom. It doesn't matter if she goes with her friends or not, that is when you will also have to use the bathroom. Wait outside the door as if you're waiting in line to use the facilities. When she exits, grab her by the hand and pull her close to you and MAKE YOUR MOVE. It is important for you to not hesitate! This is a limited window of opportunity technique!! No time for second guesses or hesitation.

If everything goes well, the bathroom is usually real close the bedroom. you could duck in there with her for more privacy.
If you make your move and she decides to give you the cold shoulder, don't sweat it, no one has seen it happen and you can move on to the next cutie at the party (y)

[zorra_chiflada]

That's horrible. Migraines can take you out of the game for days. I hope he feels better and that someday he finds the source of them.

yeah, we're keeping up with the latest technology.
he's even had acupuncture, osteopathy and aromatherapy, none of which worked. he obviously has a serious problem with the blood vessels in his brain, and my major concern is that one day these problems will cause him to have a stroke at a young age.

[HEIRESS]

Toucan my friend, I am about to divulge the secret manuver that has never failed me once.

The Bathroom technique:


When at a party or social gathering and you find yourself laying the groundwork down with a cute girl, but you need to find a few minutes alone with her to make your move, here's what you do. Lay back, don't suffocate her. Try to act like she should be pursuing you a little bit. Wait until she has to use the bathroom. It doesn't matter if she goes with her friends or not, that is when you will also have to use the bathroom. Wait outside the door as if you're waiting in line to use the facilities. When she exits, grab her by the hand and pull her close to you and MAKE YOUR MOVE. It is important for you to not hesitate! This is a limited window of opportunity technique!! No time for second guesses or hesitation.

If everything goes well, the bathroom is usually real close the bedroom. you could duck in there with her for more privacy.
If you make your move and she decides to give you the cold shoulder, don't sweat it, no one has seen it happen and you can move on to the next cutie at the party (y)

what if she just took a big shit in there and has some residual stank left on her and wants to air out before getting manhandled???

[zorra_chiflada]

Toucan my friend, I am about to divulge the secret manuver that has never failed me once.

The Bathroom technique:


When at a party or social gathering and you find yourself laying the groundwork down with a cute girl, but you need to find a few minutes alone with her to make your move, here's what you do. Lay back, don't suffocate her. Try to act like she should be pursuing you a little bit. Wait until she has to use the bathroom. It doesn't matter if she goes with her friends or not, that is when you will also have to use the bathroom. Wait outside the door as if you're waiting in line to use the facilities. When she exits, grab her by the hand and pull her close to you and MAKE YOUR MOVE. It is important for you to not hesitate! This is a limited window of opportunity technique!! No time for second guesses or hesitation.

If everything goes well, the bathroom is usually real close the bedroom. you could duck in there with her for more privacy.
If you make your move and she decides to give you the cold shoulder, don't sweat it, no one has seen it happen and you can move on to the next cutie at the party (y)


that is a good technique too. (y)

[RobMoney]

what if she just took a big shit in there and has some residual stank left on her and wants to air out before getting manhandled???



NO ONE takes a shit at a party!!

[Rancid_Beasties]

what if she just took a big shit in there and has some residual stank left on her and wants to air out before getting manhandled???
Hahahaha (y) Yuck :(

[zorra_chiflada]

what if she just took a big shit in there and has some residual stank left on her and wants to air out before getting manhandled???

girls don't poo!! :eek:

[icy manipulator]

what if she just took a big shit in there and has some residual stank left on her and wants to air out before getting manhandled???

hahhahaha, he's got you there rob

[Rancid_Beasties]

hahhahaha, he's* got you there rob
*she's

:)

[HEIRESS]

^ yeah me-sah girl!

oh pooing occurs at parties, yes yes indeed it does!

[zorra_chiflada]

i poo at nights

[RobMoney]

hahhahaha, he's got you there rob



NO ONE takes a shit at a party!!

especially girls!!!

[enree erzweglle]

yeah, we're keeping up with the latest technology.
he's even had acupuncture, osteopathy and aromatherapy, none of which worked. he obviously has a serious problem with the blood vessels in his brain, and my major concern is that one day these problems will cause him to have a stroke at a young age.
Don't you hate it when you've gone to the serious, serious lengths to fix migraines and you get a new/green doctor who hears about them and says something like, have you tried aspirin or reducing salt in your diet? Or something equally fundamental. Fuck you idiota doctor.

[icy manipulator]

the avatar put me off

oh yay this threads turning into a seed thread about shit!

[zorra_chiflada]

Don't you hate it when you've gone to the serious, serious lengths to fix migraines and you get a new/green doctor who hears about them and says something like, have you tried aspirin or reducing salt in your diet? Or something equally fundamental. Fuck you idiota doctor.

yes, that happens a lot. also my mother thinks she can solve it by diet, not realising that he's been on a million different "migraine prevention diets" none of which worked at all.

[HEIRESS]

my childhood migraines, which were so bad that Id be throwing up from the pain, stemmed from an un-treated sinus infection which had caused the membrane around my brain to swell slightly for a couple months

they finally gave me a prescription and my migraines disappeared

[zorra_chiflada]

my childhood migraines, which were so bad that Id be throwing up from the pain, stemmed from an un-treated sinus infection which had caused the membrane around my brain to swell slightly for a couple months

they finally gave me a prescription and my migraines disappeared

fuck! that sounds extremely painful, especially for a child! :(

[HEIRESS]

yeah I was like.....11
sucked more for my mom because she couldnt do anything for me

I think my long term memory has been fucked ever since then too

[Lindsey_1535]

soor y to break up your pooing thread but im still drunk :(
I have to work in and hour, im gunan be making subs

[enree erzweglle]

yes, that happens a lot. also my mother thinks she can solve it by diet, not realising that he's been on a million different "migraine prevention diets" none of which worked at all.
I've gotten my migraines down to one every couple of months usually around the start or the end of my period.

My ob/gyn, who is new to the practice, said, "Just don't drink wine before or during your period." I tried not to roll my eyes at her.

I do think diet plays a role in migraines but it's really hard to pinpoint sources without doing drastic things. I think stress plays a role too and that's hard to eliminate. But mostly, I think they just don't know enough about migraines and it's a crap shoot. (My long-time theory is similar to yours--about blood vessel constriction.)

By the way, zorra, migraines have been in my family for as far back as everyone can remember and no one's ever had a stroke. Knock on wood. :)

[Homsar]

You must be young. You'll learn to love alcohol and drunkenness in time! ;)

I'm not that depressed to get drunk. I'm just not miserable enough to go out and get smashed because it's supposedly cool. I have morals and I respect myself too much.

I honestly hate beer. I just don't know how anyone can get into it.

[icy manipulator]

I'm not that depressed to get drunk. I'm just not miserable enough to go out and get smashed because it's supposedly cool. I have morals and I respect myself too much.

I honestly hate beer. I just don't know how anyone can get into it.

vodka and absinthe all the way :D (y) :p :cool:

[Lex Diamonds]

Beer is good but you need cigarettes to go with it. (y)

And if you're going to drink a lot of beer do not go NEAR any spirits. That mix is the recipe for puke. (n) (!)

[icy manipulator]

Beer is good but you need cigarettes to go with it. (y)

And if you're going to drink a lot of beer do not go NEAR any spirits. That mix is the recipe for puke. (n) (!)

true, vodka and ciggarettes goes well too (y)

[ToucanSpam]

Ok, I enjoy talking about shitting as much as the next guy, but leeeeeeets stay on target.


Thanks guys for the advice. But I need to do this my way, or else I'm always going to be using other people as a crutch. I really do appreciate this advice, I don't think I could stress that enough. It's nice to know there's people out there who know the score. (y)



Anyways the next day now, and today is her grad party. I will not fail today.

[icy manipulator]

you best hit that

[Lex Diamonds]

Do the sitting down method dude trust me. You don't even have to speak and you get to find out if she is interested without making a fool of yourself. (y)

[DroppinScience]

^that is a good one.
if a girl likes a guy that much, and you're drunkish/at a party, the girl will sit on his lap.

What happens if it's in reverse and the guy sits on the girl's lap? ;)

[ToucanSpam]

HUGE UPDATE.


SHE SAID YES TONIGHT.


I AM ON CLOUD NINE. MY HEART IS POUNDING. :o

[DroppinScience]

High-five to you, Toucan! :)

Good on you! (y)

[ToucanSpam]

High-five to you, Toucan! :)

Good on you! (y)
I am so pumped :D :D . I did not think I had the courage.


Good thing I didn't sell myself short. I could not be any more happy right now. :D

[DroppinScience]

I am so pumped :D :D . I did not think I had the courage.


Good thing I didn't sell myself short. I could not be any more happy right now. :D

Once again, right on!

Now *I* gotta push things forward with my girl this Friday!

[enree erzweglle]

You going to ask her to see a movie? If so, can we guess which one?
:D Good on you for all of this. It's nice news.

[zorra_chiflada]

What happens if it's in reverse and the guy sits on the girl's lap? ;)

that's lame. does the guy want to crush the girl to death or something?

[DroppinScience]

that's lame. does the guy want to crush the girl to death or something?

In my situation... there was only one chair left. This chick got there just before I got there. Then she went: "That's okay! You can sit on my lap."

I felt self-conscious that I'd crush her, so I tried not to exert my whole weight... assuming that was possible. :confused:

[zorra_chiflada]

In my situation... there was only one chair left. This chick got there just before I got there. Then she went: "That's okay! You can sit on my lap."

I felt self-conscious that I'd crush her, so I tried not to exert my whole weight... assuming that was possible. :confused:

DON'T SIT ON A GIRL'S LAP! NO! NO! NO!

[DroppinScience]

DON'T SIT ON A GIRL'S LAP! NO! NO! NO!

That was likely the first and only time such a thing would ever occur...

[Lex Diamonds]

DON'T SIT ON A GIRL'S LAP! NO! NO! NO!
Word!

[icy manipulator]

DON'T SIT ON A GIRL'S LAP! NO! NO! NO!

true, it's the other way around in every case

[Lex Diamonds]

Now *I* gotta push things forward with my girl this Friday!
""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""Thursday!

[Rancid_Beasties]

""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""Thursday!

You previewed that like 15 times to get it all nicely lined up, didn't you :D (y)

[Lex Diamonds]

You previewed that like 15 times to get it all nicely lined up, didn't you :D (y)
Actually I'm not that clever. I just kept editing.

[Trimm Trabb]

HUGE UPDATE.


SHE SAID YES TONIGHT.


I AM ON CLOUD NINE. MY HEART IS POUNDING. :o

OMG PAT!!! Why did I not know this?!
I'm so happy for you! And I'm happy for me as well.
OMG, THE HAPPINESS!!! YAAAAAYYYY!!!!!

[ToucanSpam]

OMG PAT!!! Why did I not know this?!
I'm so happy for you! And I'm happy for me as well.
OMG, THE HAPPINESS!!! YAAAAAYYYY!!!!!
I know!!!! I need a hug from nuclear arms!!!! :D :D

[g-mile7]

this weekend's only high point was friday: saw Star Wars finally (no joke) all have to say is: WHY MACE WINDU WHY!!!! and where the hell was Qui Gon thought he was in this shit



But yep other then that pretty lame

[Lex Diamonds]

I know!!!! I need a hug from nuclear arms!!!! :D :D
For a moment I thought you said "hung like nuclear arms". (y)

G-mile: innit man! You can tell Sam wasn't happy about having to die in such a dumb way. He should have stabbed the emperor right in the throat without hesitation. (!)

[g-mile7]

For a moment I thought you said "hung like nuclear arms". (y)

G-mile: innit man! You can tell Sam wasn't happy about having to die in such a dumb way. He should have stabbed the emperor right in the throat without hesitation. (!)


that was some weak ass shit, chop my boy arm off, he hollaed like a damn baby (that shit really made me feel bad it made my heart stop) then fryed my boy for like a minute str8, but hey they never show a body.....maybe there hope for a MAce Windu spinoff hahahaa, but yea sorry to go off topic, but it was a really good movie, lots of emotion which I liked, more then any of the other 5, felt bad for all the people involved except the emperor hahaha but yep the only thing keeps it at 3 1/2, no Qui Gon=false advertising

but yep

[kll]

my weekend was interesting - a group of us were at one of the casinos on saturday night and there was a couple having sex at the bar we were at, at a table next to us... the cool part was there were mirrors everywhere, so we didn't have to look directly at them to watch...

[ToucanSpam]

I just did an improv 5 minunte happy dance.



Yeah, I am on top of the world right now.


And nothing can bring me down.

[g-mile7]

Star Trek>Star Wars :)

[ToucanSpam]

Star Trek>Star Wars :)
I will rap battle you to death sir!! :D

[enree erzweglle]

Star Trek>Star Wars :)
Somewhere my son high-fived nothingness without knowing why.

[ToucanSpam]

I am 100000000000000% sure the Falcon would cripple the shit out of Enterprise with whoever you want at the helm.

[Loppfessor]

Wait I'm confused....mostly cus I didn't bother reading the thread, is Toucan getting married?

[Lex Diamonds]

Wait I'm confused....mostly cus I didn't bother reading the thread, is Toucan getting married?
I think he might be getting some ass soon. (y)

[kll]

deliverance boy?

[CiaoBellaXO]

my weekend was interesting - a group of us were at one of the casinos on saturday night and there was a couple having sex at the bar we were at, at a table next to us... the cool part was there were mirrors everywhere, so we didn't have to look directly at them to watch...


is that legal in Reno?

[Lex Diamonds]

deliverance boy?
hahahahaha :D (y)

[kll]

is that legal in Reno?
finally! i didn't know if anyone would catch this...



not legal, but security seemed just as entertained as we did... all were bummed when they left...

[BOBBY DIGITAL]

Bar sex kicks ass. So exhilarating. (y)

[CiaoBellaXO]

finally! i didn't know if anyone would catch this...



not legal, but security seemed just as entertained as we did... all were bummed when they left...


were they the old peeps that usualy hang out at casino slot machines? Or some young creative bucks? Details....


I went out with a group of friends once to this really crowded bar and we were all standing at this hi top table...I was wasted and I had no clue what was going on and seemed to loose my friend Chrissy...then found her later under the hi top giving head. In a crowded bar with tons of people-NO ONE noticed.

[kll]

were they the old peeps that usualy hang out at casino slot machines? Or some young creative bucks? Details....


I went out with a group of friends once to this really crowded bar and we were all standing at this hi top table...I was wasted and I had no clue what was going on and seemed to loose my friend Chrissy...then found her later under the hi top giving head. In a crowded bar with tons of people-NO ONE noticed.

we were sitting at a high top, they were sitting on lower seats at the bar, she was sitting on his lap (reversed cowgirl) with her skirt hiked up and his dick was out through his zipper... they were young... she kept riding him, then would get off of him and he'd stick his fingers up there... it was crazy.

[Lex Diamonds]

That girl who I used to like invited me out last night and I ended up getting with the girl with the nice ass instead.

ooooh yeah (y)

[ToucanSpam]

Noice. :D


My happiness from before is somewhat different now. Im about 9999 times more confused about what I want.

[wavin_goodbye]

sex?

[DroppinScience]

That girl who I used to like invited me out last night and I ended up getting with the girl with the nice ass instead.

ooooh yeah (y)

And the girl I was hoping I'd end up making out with all those weeks ago... well, we've been going out for a few weeks now. :)

[beastiegirrl101]

I went camping....I am sore from skiing / tubing...but at least I got to sleep in my bed last night instead of the ground. (y)

[TAL]

I went camping....I am sore from skiing / tubing...but at least I got to sleep in my bed last night instead of the ground. (y)
*gives full body massage*

[enree erzweglle]

I went to a pretentious art gallery opening and got kiss-attacked by the owner and exhibitor.

I ran.

I saw a couple of movies.

I finished a book and started a new one.

And I know what was going through MY cat's head at around midnight on Saturday: where can I vomit the biggest and deepest and chunkiest so as to maximize tripping up enree and her bare feet at 4am.

[marsdaddy]

And I know what was going through MY cat's head at around midnight on Saturday: where can I vomit the biggest and deepest and chunkiest so as to maximize tripping up enree and her bare feet at 4am.So it's not just my cat? He does it on the bed or rug, when there are perfectly good hardwood and tile floors within reach.

My weekend was good but too short.

[beastiegirrl101]

*gives full body massage*

*moans with pleasure*

[DipDipDive]

I drank more this weekend than I have in the past six months combined.

[ToucanSpam]

I drank more this weekend than I have in the past six months combined.
me too including several double shots of 151. Not a fan of it.