to all of you

[teenage dirtbag]

GrandMasterRemix e-mailed me and said that he has given up on this board, and won't be comming back.

in his words "I am deeply sorry for the trouble i caused and for being an annoying kid. Youngremy I never meant to cause you any trouble. I will miss all my buddies on here."

[Loppfessor]

WTC??? This place is turning into the WB's new Wednesday night....

[Lex Diamonds]

WTC???
Are you comparing GRR's departure to 9/11?? :confused:

[King PSYZ]

boo the fuck hoo

[cosmo105]

tell him thanks, nobody cares

[ToucanSpam]

I feel bad someone has to leave the board because they can't stand it.

[Loppfessor]

Are you comparing GRR's departure to 9/11?? :confused:


sorry it means "What The Crap?" although this is quite tragic....

[ShakeYourRump]

who's grandmasterremix??????

[Loppfessor]

who's grandmasterremix??????


Said the dude with one post...

[ToucanSpam]

Said the dude with one post...
hahahahahahahahaha FACED

[ShakeYourRump]

oh now i kno who he is. Is he the 13 yr old annoying kid that says he lost his virginity and kept making gay threads and acted all tough and shit??? pffff what a loser.

[Loppfessor]

oh now i kno who he is. Is he the 13 yr old annoying kid that says he lost his virginity and kept making gay threads and acted all tough and shit??? pffff what a loser.


and not to mention he was apparently some sort of grand master of making remixes

[enree erzweglle]

I feel bad someone has to leave the board because they can't stand it.
Me too...always. Even if it does make here seem a little more OCish.

[Beth]

oh now i kno who he is. Is he the 13 yr old annoying kid that says he lost his virginity and kept making gay threads and acted all tough and shit??? pffff what a loser.
i think you must be him then, with a new name.

i didn't remember who the fuck he was, and you with 2 posts now came up with that?

nice try, kid.

[ToucanSpam]

oh now i kno who he is. Is he the 13 yr old annoying kid that says he lost his virginity and kept making gay threads and acted all tough and shit??? pffff what a loser.
10 canadian buxs says this is him.


EDIT: DAMN YOU BETH!!! Just when I thought I was clever..... :D

[Beth]

damn you for editing and causing me to edit!

shakeyourrump signed up TODAY.

[ShakeYourRump]

i think you must be him then, with a new name.

i didn't remember who the fuck he was, and you with 2 posts now came up with that?

nice try, kid.


What??? i got this information from a friend of his on this board. whats his name again??? no im clarence or something????i forgot but im not "Grandmasterremix".

[ToucanSpam]

What??? i got this information from a friend of his on this board. whats his name again??? no im clarence or something????i forgot but im not "Grandmasterremix".
I think it is painfully obvious that you are.


Where is our Existential Detective at?

[Beth]

What??? i got this information from a friend of his on this board. whats his name again??? no im clarence or something????i forgot but im not "Grandmasterremix".
whatever. you signed up today and supposedly have all these friends already, and they just so happen to be friends of his and describe him and you just so happen to come here and find this thread and it dawns upon you who it is?

please.

[ShakeYourRump]

well i am grandmasterremix's cousin. so ofcourse im friends with his friends.

[ToucanSpam]

well i am grandmasterremix's cousin. so ofcourse im friends with his friends.
he mentioned this cousin before, if I am not mistaken......interesting..

[Loppfessor]

well i am grandmasterremix's cousin. so ofcourse im friends with his friends.


Not buying it....your username is kinda lame too

[Beth]

well i am grandmasterremix's cousin. so ofcourse im friends with his friends.
no you aren't. if you weren't him and trying to pretend you weren't, then you wouldn't have said "who's grandmasterremix?"

if you were his cousin, your first post would have been: i'm his cousin. he's the one that was 13 and posting about sex.

anyway, i don't care enough to argue with you anymore. you're him. end of story.

[Loppfessor]

no you aren't. if you weren't him and trying to pretend you weren't, then you wouldn't have said "who's grandmasterremix?"

if you were his cousin, your first post would have been: i'm his cousin. he's the one that was 13 and posting about sex.

anyway, i don't care enough to argue with you anymore. you're him. end of story.


Wow and all this time I thought you might be a shitty lawyer.....I guess I was wrong

[ShakeYourRump]

i didnt want anyone to know that im his cousin. If i said that in my first post than everyone would be talking shit about me because im his cousin, but now you all know im his cousin thanks to you beth.

[ToucanSpam]

i didnt want anyone to know that im his cousin. If i said that in my first post than everyone would be talking shit about me because im his cousin, but now you all know im his cousin thanks to you beth.
BOO.







HOO.


well, can we expect a thread like this regarding you soon?

[ShakeYourRump]

BOO.







HOO.


well, can we expect a thread like this regarding you soon?


hmmmm only if you guys treat me like you did to johan.

[ToucanSpam]

hmmmm only if you guys treat me like you did to johan.
then soon enough. (lb)

[Loppfessor]

hmmmm only if you guys treat me like you did to johan.


Well are you as much of a weenie as he was? I still find it pretty sad that anyone would allow themselves to be bullied off a fucking message board.

[ToucanSpam]

Well are you as much of a weenie as he was? I still find it pretty sad that anyone would allow themselves to be bullied off a fucking message board.
hahahaha you said 'weenie'. I never thought you would say that.

[Loppfessor]

^sorry replace "weenie" with "punk ass biotch!"......

[ShakeYourRump]

Well are you as much of a weenie as he was? I still find it pretty sad that anyone would allow themselves to be bullied off a fucking message board.



Thats why he left. Too many ppl bullied him and he couldnt do anything about it. He could of done something about it but he didnt want to get banned. oh im totally not a punk ass biotch.


damn you made me edit.

[ToucanSpam]

hahahaha better.


EDIT: Lopp is my board daddy.

[Loppfessor]

What the hell is there to "do" about it?? I mean some people on here have pissed me off or insulted me but what the fuck do I care? I can't say I've lost any sleep over it....My grandma used to say "You want me to piss in a cup and have you drink it so you can grow some balls?" Tell GMR I'd be willing to do the same for him

[ShakeYourRump]

who exactly was bullying him?

[ShakeYourRump]

piss taste salty. way to salty. i drank my own piss when i was about 10.

[Loppfessor]

hahahaha better.


EDIT: Lopp is my board daddy.


Cool but I aint payin no damn child support

[Beth]

you're him.

you had one of your little buddies start a thread so we could all say "omg, we totally didn't mean to run him off the internet! he was so great! if only he'd come back. :("

then you appear in the thread to ask who gmr was. obviously none of us cared enough to even know, so then you had to claim you made friends with his friends and act as if you are unsure of their names to remind us who he was and then you reveal you are really not him, but in fact, his cousin.

this is why 13 year olds should not have internet access.

[King PSYZ]

boo yaa

[ToucanSpam]

you're him.

you had one of your little buddies start a thread so we could all say "omg, we totally didn't mean to run him off the internet! he was so great! if only he'd come back. :("

then you appear in the thread to ask who gmr was. obviously none of us cared enough to even know, so then you had to claim you made friends with his friends and act as if you are unsure of their names to remind us who he was and then you reveal you are really not him, but in fact, his cousin.

this is why 13 year olds should not have internet access.
you wanna start a detective buisness with me? You can do the work, I'll but the coffee.

[Beth]

you wanna start a detective buisness with me? You can do the work, I'll but the coffee.
i'm guessing my job is to look all charlie's angels, too.

[ToucanSpam]

i'm guessing my job is to look all charlie's angels, too.
well yes. But I'm not allowed to carry anything pointy.

Also, I think a company vehicle is in need.

[King PSYZ]

so i take it bobby would be charlie and don't forget super sleuth andrea.
if you need a bosley i'm always up for career advancement

[King PSYZ]

and we'll need cosmos ninja skills

[ShakeYourRump]

you're him.

you had one of your little buddies start a thread so we could all say "omg, we totally didn't mean to run him off the internet! he was so great! if only he'd come back. :("

then you appear in the thread to ask who gmr was. obviously none of us cared enough to even know, so then you had to claim you made friends with his friends and act as if you are unsure of their names to remind us who he was and then you reveal you are really not him, but in fact, his cousin.

this is why 13 year olds should not have internet access.


I thought you werent going to argue with me? oh w/e your annoying. oh if you relly think im GMR than go ahead keep accusing me of being him. Get this through your fat head, Im not GMR.

[TurdBerglar]

who the fuck is grandmasterremix?

[ms.peachy]

who the fuck is grandmasterremix?
Duh. ShakeYourRump. Aren't you paying attention?

[louise]

GrandMasterRemix e-mailed me and said that he has given up on this board, and won't be comming back.

in his words "I am deeply sorry for the trouble i caused and for being an annoying kid. Youngremy I never meant to cause you any trouble. I will miss all my buddies on here."


why bother yourself explaning instead of just not comming here anymore ?????

[YoungRemy]

i made the mistake of PM ing him to tell him he was a dumbass and to stop posting threads, i didnt realize he was either a thirteen year old or more likely an alias.

then he became obsessed with me bullying him and claimed his "cousin" started
some of his threads...

I'm going to go dig up some history

[Loppfessor]

I'm going to go dig up some history


Lord why? He'll be back in a few days just as annoying as ever but shit he has just as much right to be here as anyone

[YoungRemy]

he started posting in General Beastie with such classics as,

What Shoes do they they own????
"Where do they eat??? "
"beastie Boy on myspace!!!!!"
"Hmmmm Bboys as the blue man group???"

then he went over to Beastie Free and posted his opus,

"I plan of having sex!!!!"

and other hits, including his battle thread,

"can you rap???????"

but that wasn't enough, he released his second battle thread

"The rap Battle Thread #2"

and eventually he began to crumble and began his string of
desperate pleas for attention (http://www.beastieboys.com/bbs/showthread.php?t=51322)

thats where it ended for me finally and he did eventually post about making some granola cereal that looked pretty tasty. he'll never make it

[ShakeYourRump]

he started posting in General Beastie with such classics as,

What Shoes do they they own????
"Where do they eat??? "
"beastie Boy on myspace!!!!!"
"Hmmmm Bboys as the blue man group???"

then he went over to Beastie Free and posted his opus,

"I plan of having sex!!!!"

and other hits, including his battle thread,

"can you rap???????"

but that wasn't enough, he released his second battle thread

"The rap Battle Thread #2"

and eventually he began to crumble and began his string of
desperate pleas for attention (http://www.beastieboys.com/bbs/showthread.php?t=51322)

thats where it ended for me finally and he did eventually post about making some granola cereal that looked pretty tasty. he'll never make it


if you dont like the threads then delete them.

[ShakeYourRump]

Lord why? He'll be back in a few days just as annoying as ever but shit he has just as much right to be here as anyone


hmm wanna make a bet????? if my cousin comes back in 3 days then i have to be your interent slave. if three days pass by and he doesnt show up then you have to do one thing for me each day he doesnt come back???

[TAL]

if you dont like the threads then delete them.
We can't delete threads.

[synch]

Only mods/admins can delete threads.

Oh, and they can check IP's too, which means that they can see if both those accounts are posting from the same internet connection.

Would be interesting to see...


cue him saying that he's posting from his "cousins" house

[ShakeYourRump]

We can't delete threads.

oh

[Beth]

norcen!

welcome back. :)

[Loppfessor]

hmm wanna make a bet????? if my cousin comes back in 3 days then i have to be your interent slave. if three days pass by and he doesnt show up then you have to do one thing for me each day he doesnt come back???


first off what the fuck is an internet slave....good lord your idiocy is making me miss your "cousin" more and more

[b-grrrlie]

Norcen! Freakin' hell!

I was on the HUB once and GMR started chatting with me. It took him to write two lines when I knew he was a total doo-doo.

[Documad]

If there was a way to direct all the intelligence people on this board use in ferreting out liars and aliases, we could seriously cure cancer.

I was trying to explain this to my friend because she's worried that 60 year old guys are pretending to be 13. I said that I know the internet is full of predators, but I'm not too worried about this board. I said "it could happen of course, but you have to see the way these people pounce on fakes to believe it." :)

[zippo]

I was trying to explain this to my friend because she's worried that 60 year old guys are pretending to be 13. I said that I know the internet is full of predators, but I'm not too worried about this board. I said "it could happen of course, but you have to see the way these people pounce on fakes to believe it." :)

i dont think its about being able to call out fakes but just calling out annoying people


btw, i basically have no idea who GMR is

[ToucanSpam]

i smell cop.
I smell the next member of Bobby's Angels.

Which gives me an idea..... :D

[buddylee]

I rember when this place was Kind Cool, now It sucks more then The Dr Phil show.

[cosmo105]

God damnit Norcen, stop going into random threads and saying that. WE GET IT. YOU'RE BACK.

if you didn't want anyone to know you were his cousin, then why would you say you were? tard. your girl's myspace was hilarious. you bug the shit out of her! haha! she doesn't really like you, you know that.

*ninja gong*

[ShakeYourRump]

God damnit Norcen, stop going into random threads and saying that. WE GET IT. YOU'RE BACK.

if you didn't want anyone to know you were his cousin, then why would you say you were? tard. your girl's myspace was hilarious. you bug the shit out of her! haha! she doesn't really like you, you know that.

*ninja gong*


you mean GMR didnt tell you guys yet???? He is going out with that girl now.

[cosmo105]

you mean GMR didnt tell you guys yet???? He is going out with that girl now.
you're really convincing, kid.

we know you're him.

she still doesn't really like you. she pities you. we all do.

[Lex Diamonds]

you mean GMR didnt tell you guys yet???? He is going out with that girl now.
i hate the way that even though you know you're wrong
you say you're right
i hate the books you read and all your friends
your music's shite
it keeps me up all night up all night

[kll]

i think you must be him then, with a new name.

i didn't remember who the fuck he was, and you with 2 posts now came up with that?

nice try, kid.

doh!

[Qdrop]

this is why 13 year olds should not have internet access.

yeah.


more like:


this is why 3/4 of these board members should not have internet access.

[GrndMasterRemix]

I was imformed by lopp that my cousin is shakeyourrump and he wants me to clear all this shit up.


1. im not shake your rump
2. this is my last login
3. fuck you cosmo.
4. stop bothering my cousin
5. fuck off cosmo
6. i know no one cares that im leaving so go fuck a donut.
7. cosmo is a dork
8. drop dead cosmo
9. burn in hell cosmo
10. MCmac i fuckin hate your guts and i wish you could just die right now.


ok i had to say that so bye ppl's oh another thing cosmo you post too much.

[cosmo105]

I was imformed by lopp that my cousin is shakeyourrump and he wants me to clear all this shit up.


1. im not shake your rump
2. this is my last login
3. fuck you cosmo.
4. stop bothering my cousin
5. fuck off cosmo
6. i know no one cares that im leaving so go fuck a donut.
7. cosmo is a dork
8. drop dead cosmo
9. burn in hell cosmo
10. MCmac i fuckin hate your guts and i wish you could just die right now.


ok i had to say that so bye ppl's oh another thing cosmo you post too much.
gahahaha

why just focus on me sweet cheeks?

and you needed someone else to tell you who your cousin was? tut tut!

[tdot04]

I was imformed by lopp that my cousin is shakeyourrump and he wants me to clear all this shit up.


1. im not shake your rump
2. this is my last login
3. fuck you cosmo.
4. stop bothering my cousin
5. fuck off cosmo
6. i know no one cares that im leaving so go fuck a donut.
7. cosmo is a dork
8. drop dead cosmo
9. burn in hell cosmo
10. MCmac i fuckin hate your guts and i wish you could just die right now.


ok i had to say that so bye ppl's oh another thing cosmo you post too much.

You know, you probably could've cut that list down to 3-4 items, and it would've been a lot more efficient. Nobody likes reading long lists - you gotta get right to the point in your next list, okay?

[Homsar]

Teenagers...

[BOBBY DIGITAL]

hahahaha better.


EDIT: Lopp is my board daddy.


GAYEST POST EVER.

[Knuckles]

I was imformed by lopp that my cousin is shakeyourrump and he wants me to clear all this shit up.



6. i know no one cares that im leaving so go fuck a donut.


Now I got a bunch of sprinkles in my pubes! :mad:

Thanks kid!!! :mad:

[Loppfessor]

Shake Your Rump is officially my e-slave (still don't know what that means though) FACE!!!

[ShakeYourRump]

Shake Your Rump is officially my e-slave (still don't know what that means though) FACE!!!


shit. you know how there is E-mail well theres E-slave. At your service master Lopp.

[Echewta]

No really. (http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v57/rorschach23/THIS_THREAD_BLOWS.jpg)

[Qdrop]

3. fuck you cosmo.

5. fuck off cosmo

7. cosmo is a dork

8. drop dead cosmo

9. burn in hell cosmo

[...} oh another thing cosmo you post too much.

i dunno, cosmo.
he makes a pretty strong case....




i kid.

[Echewta]

The Oz Clique sucks too.

[ShakeYourRump]

well i guess the topic of remix leaving is deead now huh?

[Anne Lauren]

hahahaha better.


EDIT: Lopp is my board daddy.

"Board Daddy"...Nice! (y)

[YoungRemy]

well i guess the topic of remix leaving is deead now huh?

get banned, punk

[BionicEye]

Hey ShakeYourRump/TeenageDirtbag:

Tell GrnMaster Remix that that official warning letter on official startionary is on its way.:eek:

http://www.beastieboys.com/bbs/showpost.php?p=980359&postcount=23

[Pres Zount]

I made fun of Grandmaster remix once. It was cool.

[miss soul fire]

Well, like cosmo said, nobody cares, but that's a bit harsh to hear, right?! Yes, but once you are aware of it and ok with it a whole new door opens to your world! Once you stop caring that people don't care you just keep posting despite everything and start enjoying the board like you (we) should all enjoy. You know, we post for good laughs, for interesting conversations that we wouldn't normally have in our daily life, for reading what people from other countries have to say on many issues and why not, start a new board couple, get married, have kids and once become a hollywood star and mention the beastie board, embarrass ourselves and thank the beastie board for all those amazing times! Or maybe notttt! Maybe the board destroyed your marriage, your life, your friendship and you could kill any of us, robots and cyborgs, but you can't find us because we were never here actually! It was only a very long nightmare that one day had to end. And now you have no idea what's right or wrong, BABEEEEEEEEEEEE!

Ok, after the madness that I just wrote, now seriously. It doesn't matter if people like you or not, especially coming from the Internet where it's still hard to understand what the hell we really are. Now, saying you're sorry about something is one thing, but leaving the board means that unfortunately you can't deal with society and their reactions about what you have to say or do. COME BACK AS THE MAN YOU ARE! You know you are not a rat! Where's your confidence?? YOU LEFT IT SOMEWHERE! NOW O GETTT ITTTTT! :D :)

[zorra_chiflada]

I made fun of Grandmaster remix once. It was cool.

that was mean. i still laughed though.

[Kid Presentable]

that was mean. i still laughed though.

Lucky Pricks... :(