Hey sluts

[DipDipDive]

My internet has been disconnected for the past... Um... I don't know. I'm slightly drunk and a little disgruntled due to the fact that I never received my five-star Qdrop psychoanalysis. :mad:

How are you?

[ToucanSpam]

I had the best weekend of my life.

[cosmo105]

^he finally met Richard Simmons.

i'm good. i just ate mango applesauce (y)

[TurdBerglar]

mmmmm mangos

[zorra_chiflada]

I never received my five-star Qdrop psychoanalysis. :mad:


me neither! :mad:
and i would be really easy to do. :mad:

[ToucanSpam]

^he finally met Richard Simmons.

i'm good. i just ate mango applesauce (y)
Hey, he helped millions of people get thin.


And that isn't really why my weekend rocked.

[mickill]

Were you drinking Listerine again, Larz?

[LOBSTER PRIZE!]

And that isn't really why my weekend rocked.


okay I'll bite...

HAY TOUCANSPAM WHY WAS YOUR WEEKEND SO ROCK AND ROLL COOL?

[ToucanSpam]

okay I'll bite...

HAY TOUCANSPAM WHY WAS YOUR WEEKEND SO ROCK AND ROLL COOL?
OMG I MET GOOD CHARLOTTE. BENJI IS SO HAWT!!

[DandyFop]

I saw a Neil Diamond impersonator last night, and I don't know why but I think you would have loved it.

It was awesome.

[DipDipDive]

Stop it. You're giving my fresh-out-of-the-box thread the risidual gay, Toucan. I don't appreciate it one bit.

I saw a Neil Diamond impersonator last night, and I don't know why but I think you would have loved it.

It was awesome.

Did he threaten to smack you in the mouth?

[ToucanSpam]

Stop it. You're giving my fresh-out-of-the-box thread the risidual gay, Toucan. I don't appreciate it one bit.
I'm sorry.


On a more serious note, I am glad you have returned.

[DipDipDive]

I dreamt last night that I had sex with Jimmy Pop for the Bloodhound Gang. He was a hermaphrodite. :confused:

[Beth]

i'm fine, thanks.

i was wondering where you'd gone.

[tulla]

uh...


i used to have a gigantic crush on jimmy pop.

[DipDipDive]

uh...


i used to have a gigantic crush on jimmy pop.

I'd do him.

But not if he had a clit.

[tracky]

I just got a haircut, now my clothes are itchy but I'm at work so I can't leave

Last night I dreamt that the special forces came to collect a piece of space debris which I watched fall out of the sky and land in my driveway. Dad said they would scorch the ground around it. Then the special forces rocked up in the scooby doo van, so I took the piece of space debris, which looked like the back of a watch, and threw it down the end of my driveway so they could get it then ran into my room and crawled into bed so they wouldn't gas me (they had these gas masks on) but then after a while I realised that they weren't coming in and so I went outside and down the end of the drive where I threw the watch back space debris. There was three army guys waiting for me. One of them heard the deltron that was playing in my car (when in reality it was playing on my computer, love it when sounds enter dreams (y)) and started to get down. They scorched the ground around the debris but I didn't tell them I'd touched it in case they wanted to scorch me too. I went back inside and looked out the front window, the special forces guys were still there so I gave them a wave and they waved back and drove off. Before all this happened, I was lying in bed and there was some moonlight on my curtains. I saw a shadow of a figure going like blehahaheheah in the curtain and got up to see what it was. My cat joined me (from the afterlife) and I opened the window to see who was out there. He was hiding behind the water heater and when he saw me ran up to the window and went blehahaheheah again then ran off down the side of the house. I tried to scream OI! FUCK OFF, but i couldn't scream so it came out all in slow motion and retarded sounding. Between the space debris and the weirdo at my window, I was watching a passenger plane come in to land, but when it hit the tarmac it bounced straight up and when over a hill and exploded. I yelled out "FUCK!" and everyone looked at me like how dare you swear?!? But I'd just seen a plane explode. Turns out it was actually just in the yard across the back of my house tho, and it's on fire so I grab the hose and start running to put out the fire. Dreams are fun. (y)

[HEIRESS]

sup kitten.

[zorra_chiflada]

i bought an iron today. it was cheap.
hopefully we will have everything moved into our new house soon.

[zippo]

My internet has been disconnected for the past... Um... I don't know. I'm slightly drunk and a little disgruntled due to the fact that I never received my five-star Qdrop psychoanalysis. :mad:




youre not a stewardess yet, are you

[DipDipDive]

youre not a stewardess yet, are you

Nah, but I am still a fickle broad.