I AM GOD.

[zippo]

i will be for the next 2-3 days, but only online

then someone else can be God

[zorra_chiflada]

should be fun

[Medellia]

Hi god, what am I wearing?

[zippo]

should be fun


*LIGHTNING BOLT*

you look around all scared and holding your head, and start pulling your hair cuz the lightning is so strong its just not possible..."zorra, is this really happening? wheres all this lightning coming from??" (thats zorra talking to herself)

Drop and give me forty. That is all...go. And tomorrow lunch definetly wont be so tasty...GO. If you choose to over do yourself and give me fifty, then lunch might be good. NOW GO.

[zippo]

Hi god, what am I wearing?

*LIGHTINING CRASHES*

the fact that you continue to deny your original name is somewhat shameful to your past. Look in the mirror. Look. LOOK ROSIE. What do you see? When you have an answer for me, you know how to reach me. NOW GO.

and you are wearing a light blue t-shirt with pajama shorts which youve just decided to change into from jeans

[zorra_chiflada]

forty!!??! fuck that!
how about one and a half?

[Medellia]

*LIGHTINING CRASHES*

the fact that you continue to deny your original name is somewhat shameful to your past. Look in the mirror. Look. LOOK ROSIE. What do you see? When you have an answer for me, you know how to reach me. NOW GO.
But Rosie's not my original name! It's my original user name on the board, but it's not the real deal.

[zippo]

forty!!??! fuck that!
how about one and a half?

slacking off is for Sundays, zorrita.

[i'mcrafty]

ok, i really didn't understand this thread when i first read it, but now i kinda do.

and why are you typing in RED?

are you really the DEVIL, pretending to be GOD? :(

[Medellia]

and you are wearing a light blue t-shirt with pajama shorts which youve just decided to change into from jeans
Nope. Jeans and a green t-shirt that says "Dublin".

[zippo]

But Rosie's not my original name! It's my original user name on the board, but it's not the real deal.

*LIGHTNING DOUBLES*

I KNOW THAT YOU FUCKIN IDIOT, i was always referring to your username. Do not take me for a fool, i can see you naked. NOW GO.

[zippo]

ok, i really didn't understand this thread when i first read it, but now i kinda do.

and why are you typing in RED?

are you really the DEVIL, pretending to be GOD? :(



I didnt understand this thread when i first made it either crafty, i am making it up as i go. Theyre in red cuz red is just different than black, i cant write in the same color as you dudes. Tomorrow, make my bed. GO.

[Medellia]

*LIGHTNING DOUBLES*

I KNOW THAT YOU FUCKIN IDIOT, i was always referring to your username. Do not take me for a fool, i can see you naked. NOW GO.
You can call me Rosie all you want you know. I still answer to it. And I am so not naked right now. You should at least be able to see the pink underwear, sheesh. :rolleyes:

Not much of a god now are ya?

[zippo]

God´s all going to sleep right now

[zorra_chiflada]

God´s all going to sleep right now

godnight god.

[Medellia]

Sleep tight, god.
Don't let the bed bugs bite, for if they do you shall smite them!

[zorra_chiflada]

i really want to be god next

[monkey]

dear zippo god. make my wish come true, like... ASAP

if you dont, then... i will be sad. sad is bad. ok?

[synch]

Hi, this the catholic church. God is temporarily unavailable but as long as she's not talking to you directly you should do everything we say. We represent her while she's gone. No really, she wrote it down somewhere.

*scribbles something on piece of paper behind his back*

See? Here it is.

So... Can you give me twenty bucks?

[avignon]

Hi, this the catholic church. God is temporarily unavailable but as long as she's not talking to you directly you should do everything we say. We represent her while she's gone. No really, she wrote it down somewhere.

*scribbles something on piece of paper behind his back*

See? Here it is.

So... Can you give me twenty bucks?
Will I be paying the international rate to call God? I need to know whether or not to leave a longass voicemail mesage or call back during the nights/weekends rate time.

[Qdrop]

i don't believe in you.

you're not real.

stop sending people to knock on my door on saturday afternoon to tell me that you are....

[kll]

then grant me my wish!

[zippo]

Im back. I see the ruckus I have caused. I am God.
Im gonna start answering all you pieces of shit posts now. I am God.

[zippo]

dear zippo god. make my wish come true, like... ASAP

if you dont, then... i will be sad. sad is bad. ok?

Pauli, sweetie...I spoke to Satan and told him he´d be in charge of your problems to make that wish come true, he seems to do better for you than I can...oh! i mean Santa. December 25th...be patient for Santa, good christian

[zippo]

i really want to be god next

from your mouth to God´s ears, zorrita. tomorrow...tomorrow.

and Synch...I see dead people, if I choose. Ill let you go this time. Go make me a sandwich bitch.

[synch]

from your mouth to God´s ears, zorrita. tomorrow...tomorrow.

and Synch...I see dead people, if I choose. Ill let you go this time. Go make me a sandwich bitch.
Sure, yeah, in a minute, I'm organising this little get together in Rome now. We have a Chapel to restructure, we have to tell people that being gay is wrong, that using condoms is against gods will and some more things. All in your name of course!

After that we might fix you a ham sandwich. Aren't you glad we aren't jewish or muslim? Pork rocks!

[zippo]

then grant me my wish!

yehyeh, dis is me making all de black peepuhl happy, since I know your people will appreciate dis, dis is me bein all black.

*LIGHTNING BOLT*

wish granted biotch


Gods gotta go to class now but will be back later in the evening

[synch]

Is she gone yet...?

OK, now where were we?

[Tone Capone]

Who's God now?

[Otis Driftwood]

My wang is bigger than gawds... :D

[Tone Capone]

My wang is bigger than gawds... :D

Bigger than Zippo's?!?!?!?! Strange...

[Waus]

My wang is bigger than gawds... :D

Could God create a wang so big that he could not out-cock it?

[camo]

Dear God,

Who is it in the 'dick in the mash potato' sample?



amen