This guy passed me on one of those crotch rocket motorcycles

[adam_f]

He then went ahead and did a wheelie, without a helmet on. I've never hoped so bad in my life that a chipmunk would give his life to walk in front of his bike and send him flying.

[synch]

You could have always thrown yourself in front of him ;)

[enree erzweglle]

I saw a motorcycle on the parkway riding on his back wheels for several seconds. There were cars all around him. Serious jerk.

[adam_f]

Originally posted by synch
You could have always thrown yourself in front of him ;)

Whaaaaaa? I could've died.

[synch]

Hey, you were hoping that the squirrel did your dirty work for him. Do you have squirrels do your laundry and balance your cheque book as well? :mad:

[tracky]

I totally know the feeling, everytime I see someone on a motorbike doing that I'm watching going "crash crash crash". It's not cause I really hate motorbikes or anything tho, just cause I like seeing spectular crashes :D

[Nuzzolese]

What's the matter with crotch rockets and awesomely rad wheelies? Why don't you like them? Yeah so he passed you and he's reckless and attention-getting and cocky. Are you annoyed by that because you've repressed yourself into your safe little seatbelt wearing speed-limit driving gas-efficient sedan? Do you look at him and see color and speed and energy and death defiance and you hate him because he's doing what you secretly want to do if only you wouldn't feel so obnoxious? You're worried about what other people would think of you. You're scared to risk your life over something stupid and fun, and that pisses you off. It's not the guy on the motorcycle. Who cares? We see that everyday that's not news. You wanted him to crash so you could reaffirm why you so desperately want to feel better than he is. He's a grown up boy still flying around neverland and you're a pirate, an angry, bitter, life-hating pirate! Arrrrrrrr.

[adam_f]

Orignally posted by synch
Hey, you were hoping that the squirrel did your dirty work for him. Do you have squirrels do your laundry and balance your cheque book as well?

That's why I adopted a young Korean child.

[adam_f]

Originally posted by Nuzzolese
What's the matter with crotch rockets and awesomely rad wheelies? Why don't you like them? Yeah so he passed you and he's reckless and attention-getting and cocky. Are you annoyed by that because you've repressed yourself into your safe little seatbelt wearing speed-limit driving gas-efficient sedan? Do you look at him and see color and speed and energy and death defiance and you hate him because he's doing what you secretly want to do if only you wouldn't feel so obnoxious? You're worried about what other people would think of you. You're scared to risk your life over something stupid and fun, and that pisses you off. It's not the guy on the motorcycle. Who cares? We see that everyday that's not news. You wanted him to crash so you could reaffirm why you so desperately want to feel better than he is. He's a grown up boy still flying around neverland and you're a pirate, an angry, bitter, life-hating pirate! Arrrrrrrr.

I don't hate you, but I'm still wondering why you hate me. :(

[Nuzzolese]

I don't hate you, but I'm still wondering why you hate me. :(

I don't hate you, you sonuvabitch I'm trying to talk to you!!

[synch]

You crack me up Nuzz :D

[adam_f]

Orignally posted by Nuzzolese
I don't hate you, you sonuvabitch I'm trying to talk to you!!

I live in a bubble.

The motherfucker wasn't wearing a helmet. I think that's what pissed me off. If you're going to do all that crazy shit, fine. To do it without a helmet and the hope that the asphalt will cushion your fall is just retarded.

[Mcmac]

nuzz types too much

[Homsar]

Choppers are way better than regular motorcycles.

[Nuzzolese]

nuzz types too much

You sound like a fucking moron when you say that.

[Nuzzolese]

I live in a bubble.

The motherfucker wasn't wearing a helmet. I think that's what pissed me off. If you're going to do all that crazy shit, fine. To do it without a helmet and the hope that the asphalt will cushion your fall is just retarded.

Then why did you want him to fall? To teach him a lesson? To make you feel justified in your annoyance? Are you worried about him, do you care about him at all, are you offended by his seeming disregard for his own safety? Because if he fell and got hurt then your tax dollars would be paying for his public aid surgery and emergency care? One of my friends is an orthopedic emergency care nurse and she said every summer it's the same, all the motorcycle, ATV accidents increase with kids coming in with entire sides of their bodies all smashed up. You don't need a driver's license to drive an ATV and you don't need to wear a helmet, and kids drive them like maniacs.

[tracky]

What's the matter with crotch rockets and awesomely rad wheelies? Why don't you like them? Yeah so he passed you and he's reckless and attention-getting and cocky. Are you annoyed by that because you've repressed yourself into your safe little seatbelt wearing speed-limit driving gas-efficient sedan? Do you look at him and see color and speed and energy and death defiance and you hate him because he's doing what you secretly want to do if only you wouldn't feel so obnoxious? You're worried about what other people would think of you. You're scared to risk your life over something stupid and fun, and that pisses you off. It's not the guy on the motorcycle. Who cares? We see that everyday that's not news. You wanted him to crash so you could reaffirm why you so desperately want to feel better than he is. He's a grown up boy still flying around neverland and you're a pirate, an angry, bitter, life-hating pirate! Arrrrrrrr.

That kind of blah-zay (i really can't be arsed using a spell checker i'd rather write this lengthy explantation) attitude is all fun, but there's no spinal injury defiance, or metal pieces screwed into your bones to hold your body together defiance. One of my mates had a crash about 3 months ago, as far as I'm concerned he's lucky he's returning the wheelchair to the hospital. So yeah basically I didn't have too much sympathy for him because it was all self inflicted. He knows it, so it's cool, I guess. still you don't wanna ring up your mate and hear "he's been in a crash, he's in hospital", no matter how self inflicted it is (n) I don't know whether I would still be thinking "crash crash crash" anymore come to think of it, I havn't seen any show offs on motorbikes recently, I think I would be more like "yeah good onya ya fuckin' idiot".

[Mcmac]

You sound like a fucking moron when you say that.

really? thats interesting

[Nuzzolese]

really? thats interesting

You have nothing to add, nothing to say, you are worthless. You want to type random shit without thinking about what you're saying, you want to dull your senses by submerging them in an electronic emotionless humanless world just like Qdrop with his "it's all a videogame!" Tron ubernerd bullshit. You don't want to have to read anything, you want to be entertained by pictures of tits and simple third grader playground patois, tits and third graders you fucking pedophile! If you're going to be concise then by all means be concise shit that's poetry sometimes but SAY something I mean you're not even simply genius you could sum me up and kill me with one word if it was the right word but you have nothing inside you and nothing to give. You know it. You know you're mediocre and boring and that people are unimpressed with you so you fade into the bouquet of idiots around you just hoping to be ignored and lay low and not have to do too much. I should know, I enjoy that pretty often myself especially when it comes to paid employment.

[Echewta]

If people want to wear a helmet or a salad strainer and pop wheelies on their motorcycles, go for it. Just do it where nobody else is trying to drive and make it to work or to grandmas in one piece. Motorcycle spills in front of you, you can't slow down in time, loose control, crash into a bus stop full of korean children. Thats what pisses me off about racers etc.

[Nuzzolese]

I think Nuzz is the best.

I think you're exagerating and sort of lying because you might be kind of amused but you'll forget about it in a few hours and anyway what have you done for me lately you talk pretty talk but where's the proof that you think I'm the best, tell me what I did for you, what did I accomplish? I typed a lot and nobody's going to read it, nobody's going to respond. The best what? If you're going to associate yourself with me I want to know what you're about. What's your feeling on crotch rockets and helmets?

[enree erzweglle]

nuzz types too much
Thank goodness. I like what she types.

[Echewta]

I find Nuzz's posts difficult to understand because she actually expresses herself like an adult. That puzzles me because we are Beastie Boys fans. Plus, I can only handle the quick two or three sentence shot gun blasts.

[ms.peachy]

OK, someone please tell me, what is a "crotch rocket motorcycle"?



ps. i heart nuzz

[yeahwho]

This is so wild, I use to have a cafe called the "Crotch Rocket" till my current girlfriend shut the place down.

[Nuzzolese]

No, not at all. Many of your posts are fantastic, but I don't feel inclined to say how fantastic you are to each one. I'm not like that. I like your sense of humor and you seem very intelligent. I am sure we would have interesting conversations and long walks on the beach at sunset together. Without trying to sound as if I am trying to pick you up, I think you are my kinda girl.

As for motorbikes, I like them, my brother is a big bike rider. He used to be kind of reckless, racing at over 170mph on them. But he has calmed down a little because he has 3 children, a wife and he is now like 30 years old.

I'm trying not to respond to your flattery because that shows weakness. Thank you though! That was such a nice compliment! I'm so happy you like what I have to say. I really am.

I wish I had a crotch rocket. I know it would be hard not to zoom on it, and zip in and out of cars, but I'm not reckless by nature. And the helmet makes you look so cool, I don't know why people don't want to wear them. Maybe they feel hot or reduce side visibility.

Yesterday I saw 5 people on bikes with helmets and super cool padded crash-guard jackets, all stopped at a light together and looked awesome to me! I wonder if people like that already know each other or if they meet by finding each other on the road. For example, do you think when riding your bike and you see another biker, do you ride up next to them and give hand signals and agree to ride together so that you look cooler by being in a group? At a stop light you flip open the visor to show just your eyes and you say a few words like "nice fenders" or whatever, (I don't know what fenders are, I don't even know if bikes have them) Then later you decide to finally stop and talk and one of you pulls off your helmet and it turns out that you're full-on gorgeous and it's like, blushing silence for a minute and you get excited and say "same time mahnyana?" (however you spell 'tomorrow' in Spanish)...

[Nuzzolese]

I find Nuzz's posts difficult to understand because she actually expresses herself like an adult. That puzzles me because we are Beastie Boys fans. Plus, I can only handle the quick two or three sentence shot gun blasts.

the quick blasts are more efficient, it's true, compared to my scatter technique. Plus I tend to heat up with all the steady firing.

[Echewta]

Plus I tend to heat up with all the steady firing.

Interesting.

[Nuzzolese]

Interesting.

I'm so "interesting" today

[Echewta]

Put it on your resume.

[ms.peachy]

It is referring to one of these Japanese style bikes, like Kawasaki and Suzuki. The 190mph kind. A Harley would not be considered a 'crotch rocket'.
Oh ok. Those are cool. Like Nuzz, I can't understand why anyone wouldn't wear a helmet on one of those. Especially the big cool helmets that make it look like you've got some kind of giant insect head. Thems is wickid.

[ericlee]

dude I see it everyday. It's almost mandatory for these haji's to pop a wheelie at the stop light when it turns green. Sometimes you even see them cruising on a crowded freeway doing at least 150 k's riding wheelies.

I pray every day that a camel would run across their path

[Echewta]

He was wearing a helmet. Thank goodness he can live to ride another day.