None of you people starting "post here" threads ever know who anybody is...

[mickill]

So if you'd like a real evaluation, post here, and I'll do my best to either make you feel pretty good about your stupid ass self, or possibly just end up hurting your feelings a little. Either way, you'll be getting a real, honest and to the point assessment of your online self from some dude you've never really met and not just some apathetic, "sorry, nope, no idea who you are" brushoff.

I'll keep it short and "sweet", but I don't plan on doing this all day and night, so let me know when you want to get started.

[adam_f]

Evaluate away.

[DipDipDive]

Fuck you and the horse you came in on, too.

[tulla]

oh oh oh

[HEIRESS]

dont forget to add something about my being poor, cause you know I am and stuff

[Mr_Complex]

GO FOR IT.

[mickill]

Evaluate away.
Ok, man...first of all, the whole, Adam's black and g-mile's white joke is getting really stale. Just needed to get that off my chest. But I think you're sharp kid, even if you are a republican. I'm glad that your anger management issues are starting to improve, too. Try seeing the glass as half full more often, dude.

[beastieangel01]

ok :)

[skinnybutphat]

I got 99 problems and Mickill is # 28.

























hit me

[adam_f]

Originally posted by mickill
Ok, man...first of all, the whole, Adam's black and g-mile's white joke is getting really stale. Just needed to get that off my chest. But I think you're sharp kid, even if you are a republican. I'm glad that your anger management issues are starting to improve, too. Try seeing the glass as half full more often, dude.

I was pretty angry for awhile. Half full my ass.

[Tone Capone]

:eek:

[CiaoBellaXO]

go ahead nancy

[Rock]

Paper cuts on your pisshole.

[TAL]

:)

[synch]

Heh, enlighten me.

[Qdrop]

yeah....let's do this.

[mickill]

Fuck you and the horse you came in on, too.

Yeah. See, you come off like some total bull dyke without an x chromosome in your entire body when you're on the board, but when we talk, you come off like a total bull dyke with a heart of gold. We've been through our ups and downs together, you and I, so this is obviously biased. You've just demonstrated yet again how starved for my attention you are by posting second. You're lucky that Adam is all nutty with the "me me me!" or you'd have looked extra gay being the first one posting. You're one of the few people on this board I consider a good friend, Lara. Yeah, that's good enough, bitch. Enjoy your birthday.

[adam_f]

Orignally posted by mickill
You're lucky that Adam is all nutty with the "me me me!" or you'd have looked extra gay being the first one posting.

Yeah, I think I just killed you.

[synch]

We'll just wait to see if he posts again to see if you did it properly Adam.

[DroppinScience]

Here comes the abuse!

[cosmo105]

<gravy

[bigblu89]

OK, 20 or so people posted here, and you haven't said a thing about any of them.

Or is that the joke?

[DroppinScience]

OK, 20 or so people posted here, and you haven't said a thing about any of them.

Or is that the joke?

He talked about Adam and DDD. We'll see if he does the others...

[synch]

OK, 20 or so people posted here, and you haven't said a thing about any of them.

Or is that the joke?
Maybe Adam did kill him.

[mickill]

oh oh oh
Oh, great. What's with you people? I'm trying to demonstrate my powers of omniscience here, and you and the other fruit ass post here as fast as you can when you know damn well that I know you better than you know yourselves. Anyway, you know I'm not psychoanalyzing here, so I'm not gonna dig too deep. You're pretty much one of the most delightful people I've come across on the WORLD WIDE WEB, but you can be a total bitch to everyone else, and I like that. Because you don't treat me like that. Which makes me special. And anyone that makes me feel significant/special is obvioulsy gonna be my buddy. You're obviously more pleasant than not on the board, because most of the time you're all about the animals and drinking moonshine. Anyway, you're a pal. Now go watch your BET.

[ToucanSpam]

I expect a severe shredding.

[cookiepuss]

heh. :cool:

[Chicka B]

ok then...

[adam_f]

I hope you're all aware that Mike is busy watching Boy Meets World and has no time to talk about you all.

[mickill]

dont forget to add something about my being poor, cause you know I am and stuff
I know you're proud of your ghetto heritage, Airesse. But seriously, I've been to your little mountain paradise town and I don't really know where the hood was at. If I'm up in your neck of the woods again, you'll have to show me, because I seriously wanna see it. And when you move down to the city, I'll be sure to show you where the hoodest spots are, so you feel at home. Anyhow, you're obviously a real smart cookie, and I dig your presence immensely. You tend to be a pushover every now and then and allow people to insult you, which kinda bugs me, because I know you've got some clever retorts. I've seen them. And if I figured things like that didn't really bother you, i wouldn't bring it up. But you've let on a few times that your self esteem isn't exactly flourishing. When you exhibit your confidence, you're at your absolute best, because it's well-earned.

[bigblu89]

Gosh, I love that show.

[mickill]

GO FOR IT.
I think you generally reserve your less pleasant qualities/comments for somewhere other than the messageboard. I wish that I could be as rational and tolerant as you seem to be. You don't let the idiocy on the board get to you, and if you do, you don't let on and you just respond with a clever quip and just keep it moving. You have a good sense of style, and good taste in music (even when I disagree with some of your opinions). I wish I had something bad to say about you because I need offset the overtly positive comments with something equally hostile, but I can't think of anything. Hmmm...maybe you should change your gay avatar or something.

[DandyFop]

MIKEY

[Mr_Complex]

Fabulous.

[mickill]

ok :)
I think that you're sometimes way too nice, especially in the family album. Not that there's anything wrong with that. But seriously, not everyone looks that good in all their pictures. I wouldn't necessarily tell the people that, but you know, I wouldn't be like, "you're smokin, baby!" Not that I'd say that to anyone, really (other than maybe myself when I pass a mirror somewhere), but the point is, you're like some pretty girl trying to get everyone to join you in your pretty little world. But some people are ugly, and should be fraternizing in ugly world. Anyhow, you don't seem like the type that'd be so into video games and nerd memorabilia, but you are. Plus you're artistic. All bonuses, I say. Anyway, I dig you but not as much as I dig your mom.

[beastieangel01]

but not as much as I dig your mom.


:mad:

Everything you said, stricken from the record now that I see that mofo! I'll make sure to take out the anger on your Mother tonight.

[mickill]

I got 99 problems and Mickill is # 28.


hit me
Well, you've always been this human douche to me...no just kidding, you're someone I've always been able to relate to for many reasons, most of which I'm sure you're already aware of. You seem like a real down to earth guy with real simple needs. You're focused and driven enough to get what you want out of life but not while inconveniencing or neglecting your friends and family. I'm basing a lot of this on assumption, but I've also seen it in the things you've posted. You seem like a good guy, and I'd be more than willing to let you buy me a beer sometime, someday, man.

[HEIRESS]

mine made me sad(der) for some reason

Im going back to work now

[Los Para Noias]

shoot

[DandyFop]

You seem like a good guy, and I'd be more than willing to let you buy me a beer sometime, someday, man.

This is quite possibley the GHEYEST thing you've ever said.

[Echewta]

Ok MicKill

[Bob]

i refuse to read any post except the first one, i hope you're still doing this

[roosta]

justify my love

[mickill]

:eek:
Ok, obviously you're usually pretty much an asshole to everybody on here, and live in sort of your own self-absorbed world. But I also admire your straightforward pull no punches pretenseless style. You're not a fake, either and I'd rather put up with people that are hostile and rude than people that have their mouths wrapped around everybody elses genitals. Anyhow, you've never directed your unabashed hostility towards me, personally, so I have no problems with you.

[Nuzzolese]

Anyhow, you've never directed your unabashed hostility towards me, personally, so I have no problems with you.

But if he did direct it towards you, then you'd have a problem with his pretenselessness? This is also my official post.

[mickill]

go ahead nancy
You used to annoy me, because you said a few stupid things here and there. Yeah, i forgot to mention that before. Anyhow, your relentless partying ways are bound to catch up to you somehow, someway. But being the tenacious, charming, feisty italian, cougar in the making that you are, you're likely to bounce right back and party some more. With or withouth the XO, I think you're good peoples and I'm glad to have met you.

[BGirl]

Okay, I'm going to do this because ToucanSpam and Qdrop both gave me the "don't know ya" brushoff in their threads. (Though a kind soul did PM me some mad props after Qdrop's post and I appreciated that!) Third time's the charm.

And I already know my screenname is lame so you can skip that part.

I see you're a bit behind so I'm prepared to wait.

(y)

[CiaoBellaXO]

thanks! and there is nothing wrong with squeezing every last ounce out of life however you decide to...with out extremes in life...there'd be no excitement.

[Knuckles]

Why doesn't Minton ever post in these threads?

[Mr Films]

I'm curious enough.

[DandyFop]

You're not a fake, either and I'd rather put up with people that are hostile and rude than people that have their mouths wrapped around everybody elses genitals.

Haha bullshit.

[mickill]

Paper cuts on your pisshole.
Yes. Thank you. You're too kind.

I think you're one of the boards true unsung heroes. You're like Turd, only intelligent. I'm not suggesting that Turd isn't intelligent because he--Look, man, this isn't about Turd. Anyhow, I think you've got a real good sense of humor, and you don't lick everybody's testicles and ovaries, so that's a plus. But you also seem like a nice and decent guy; you acknowledge your girl as someone you respect, and admit to crying like a woman from time to time. You're up on things, so you don't seem like some dork that lives on the computer and sleeps wth his laptop. Keep doing what you do, because you're an asset to this cyber community, fool.

[Echewta]

Why doesn't Minton ever post in these threads?

Minton has better things to do then post on this board.

[Nuzzolese]

Minton has better things to do then post on this board.

There's no such thing!

[CiaoBellaXO]

Minton has better things to do then post on this board.


obviously...it hasn't been updated in months. (n)

[mickill]

:)
I need to be careful how I phrase this, because God knows you'll hold it against me for a good half a year if I say something the least bit critical. Ok, let's get the hard part over: TAL, listen to me, you do know a lot, so you do interject with a lot of amendments and responses contrary to various issues concerning people's comments. Now, I'm gonna jokingly call you a know-it-all for second. You know-it-all. I'm mostly saying it out of spite because I'm envious of this fountain of knowledge-like presence you have on the board. In any case, I think you're a clever little man with a lot of good things to contribute to this board. You're obviously well-liked for a reason. Holla.

[SobaViolence]

(lb)

[GreenEarthAl]

All the new people don't post pictures and never let their real name slip. How then are folks to keep straight who they are?

Man, lemme tell you. People who wanna know who you are can already find out. You're not anonymous. Unless you have some coworker or roommate that noses through your favorites, the likelihood that people are going to "find you here" is remote at best.

Guess all these platitudes are easy for me to say once I've already written all the shit I'm asamed of in my life down in a book and given copies to all my friends. But for serious. Don't complain that people don't know who you are when you never say who you are.

[mickill]

Heh, enlighten me.
You're another underappreciated/undervalued member in my opinion. You sometimes used to get on my nerves when you first started posting by excercising your verbal cunnilingus tactics on every female board member you encountered. But I started to look past that, and you began to tone it down, anyway. You're a real clever guy and you're not one of those people that post for the sake of posting. You almost always have something to contribute to the conversation, and I suspect that you're the same way in real life. You're far from a pushover, but you avoid confrontation. I wish you and your special lady friend (she's a good catch) all the luck in the world.

[kll]

mickill is always very intuitive... interesting reading for sure...

[mickill]

yeah....let's do this.
I bet you stayed late after work just so you could hear this, didn't you, you carebearing attention whore? Didn't you?

But for real, I agree with half of what you say, and roll my eyes at the other half. In a lot of ways, that's pretty much how I am with people in my everyday life, though. I think that you definitely need to learn to differentiate between what you often refer to as honesty and what everybody else considers unprovoked rudeness. Not for my sake, but just for your own. I think that while you say you don't care what people think about you, you'd really rather just avoid conflict. I'm pretty sure that you'd rather have people respect your opinions and not even necessarily agree with them, but just understand where you're coming from, than just aimlessly post on this board without any real purpose or benefit. My advice to you would be to listen more and argue a little less.

[synch]

Heh. Got on your nerves eh? My friends used to accuse me of flirting quite often and I'd never understand why. I then realised that my way of interacting with people can be interpreted as flirting but it's not my intention to do so.

Thanks for the compliments and wishing me luck.

[voltanapricot]

Build me up, buttercup!

[TurdBerglar]

GO!

[b-grrrlie]

I never got my spirit movie character so maybe you can figure me out.

[Nuzzolese]

I never got my spirit movie character so maybe you can figure me out.

Yeah, I know. I'm sorry. I owe you one. I have one in mind for Heiress, I just haven't bothered to type it. It feels like it's dead. I'd really have to go way back and dig it up and then people would moan "not this again!" and they'd vomit from the stink of death.

[HEIRESS]

pm it to me then!

!!!

[mickill]

Here comes the abuse!
Sup, hom.........eboy?

Had you worried, didn't I? Well, it's not that kind of party, Brett. You used to get on my nerves more than any person on the board. I didn't agree with your views on music, I thought you were way too effeminate and that you were borderline crippling the general perception of Canadians everywhere. I'm happy to tell you that some of that has changed, dude. You are definitely approaching allright status with me.(y)

Ok, but seriously, you're so much less gay than you were not so long ago. You have to admit. Anyway, I still think your picture with the record in the park picture was just about the fruitiest thing I've seen in sure Shots, but you're a fighter; you've proven you're not anyone's bitch. You can take care of yourself. As long as you can post without abusing the pink emoticon, we'll be aight.

[b-grrrlie]

I never got my spirit movie character so maybe you can figure me out.
Yeah, I know. I'm sorry. I owe you one. I have one in mind for Heiress, I just haven't bothered to type it. It feels like it's dead. I'd really have to go way back and dig it up and then people would moan "not this again!" and they'd vomit from the stink of death.Never mind, Nuzz! I don't think I can figure me out either.

[mickill]

<gravy
Jess, you being one of the more recognized figures on this board has very little to do with why I've chosen to allow you to align yourself with me. I actually respect you as almost my equal. You're another one of my obvious favorites here. People can whine and bitch about it all they want, but the fact remains that the BBMB without cosmo is like a vegan without a grass sandwich. You can say more in a 10 word post than most people manage to in a whole thread. Sometimes you've got a bit of a temper, and you might need to stop caring about what other people say about you so much. But other than that, I think you're untouchable.

[cosmo105]

mikey, i've never been so proud to be in your sig.

give ava extra cuddles for me, and i'm still waiting for those pics of you in the bubble bath. i sent it for a reason.

[mickill]

OK, 20 or so people posted here, and you haven't said a thing about any of them.

Or is that the joke?
Yeah, well, I type with just my one thumb, so I'm kinda slow. Plus, I didn't expect that many responses so quickly.

I generally appreciate your contributions to this board. I admit, I was a bit like, "wtf?" when you decided to start a "new" Amazing Race thread, like the other one had expired or something. Not just because I started the first one, but because it was just too unorganized having two. Anyhow, you seem like a good guy. I don't agree with everything you say, but you don't disgust me or anything. You can be pretty funny from time to time, plus you got the whole boriquan papi chulo teddy bear thing working to your advantage when it comes to the womens. Keep on.

[mickill]

I expect a severe shredding.
Hey man, how's it goin?

[ToucanSpam]

Hey man, how's it goin?
come. on. I know you have something to say. I want an honest opinion. Seriously.

[mickill]

heh. :cool:
Me and Sara go way back. I remember how you promised to devote your every breathing moment to preserving the sanctity of my good name after I pulled you out from under that burning moped. You took a bad turn going 20 on wet pavement and ended up under a bus, with the fuel tank about to explode and your fanny pack hooked onto the handlebars. Remember? Good times. I also remember when I told you that you should post more. And how we used to talk trash about everyone behind their backs. That was fun times, too. For real, you're a good pal. I don't forget my pals, man.

[monkey]

i want to know

[tracky]

why not

[hpdrifter]

Heya buuuuuuuudy.



Be nice. Or I will drive from Seattle to Vancouver and kick your sorry ass.

*insert nonplussed emoticon here*

[alruggs]

(!)

[BOBBY DIGITAL]

Bring it, bitch tits.

[yeahwho]

Let me give you something you can copy and paste about me so you get it right.


Yeahwho reminds me of a shy, rich, good looking, well rounded individual who just happens to have impeccable taste in all things related to culture and politics.

OK, have a great day.

[DroppinScience]

Sup, hom.........eboy?

Had you worried, didn't I? Well, it's not that kind of party, Brett. You used to get on my nerves more than any person on the board. I didn't agree with your views on music, I thought you were way too effeminate and that you were borderline crippling the general perception of Canadians everywhere. I'm happy to tell you that some of that has changed, dude. You are definitely approaching allright status with me.(y)

Ok, but seriously, you're so much less gay than you were not so long ago. You have to admit. Anyway, I still think your picture with the record in the park picture was just about the fruitiest thing I've seen in sure Shots, but you're a fighter; you've proven you're not anyone's bitch. You can take care of yourself. As long as you can post without abusing the pink emoticon, we'll be aight.

Thanks, mickill! I was totally expecting a scathing tirade, but you surprised me.

It's always nice to see my DS approval ratings are on the rise (yes, I just compared myself to being President of the United States... just for that, I ain't gonna be re-elected :( ).

[avignon]

I wish you and your special lady friend (she's a good catch) all the luck in the world.
I hope that you have more to say about me than just this. :)

[minton]

Why doesn't Minton ever post in these threads?

I'm right here. I'm actually on vacation (again) right now. But it's raining out so I thought I'd come and check on things here. Everything's looking good. Carry on.

[Medellia]

My cat is in heat and she's extremely annoying. :mad:

[zorra_chiflada]

hi mickill. i haven't seen any maggots in a while.

[Freebasser]

Check inside your mattress.

[zorra_chiflada]

Check inside your mattress.
:(

[icy manipulator]

what is with the exvessive amount of "post here" thread?

just a friggin popularity contest or what?!

[Nuzzolese]

just a friggin popularity contest or what?!

Life in general is a popularity contest

[icy manipulator]

Life in general is a popularity contest

hmm, only to those who lower themselves to that level

[Mcmac]

ummmmmm...post!

[Nuzzolese]

hmm, only to those who lower themselves to that level

How can see this level all the way down here when you're so far above it?

[icy manipulator]

yeah, i'm the definition of insecure, but i still haven't started a "post here" thread :p

[zorra_chiflada]

yeah, i'm the definition of insecure, but i still haven't started a "post here" thread :p

i have

[icy manipulator]

and also i'm already popular, just the other day an "icy manipulator" thread was made

true it was in response to me paying the shit out of someone for like 50 cent, but even still, i was honoured :p

[icy manipulator]

i have
yeah but spazmanian's are just cool anyway. after all, a danish princess came from there :cool:

[zorra_chiflada]

i hate her.
i don't want to be associated with that woman.

[adam_f]

This thread is forcing me to ask the question 'Where the hell did icy manipulator come from?' Honestly.

[JBernas]

Ok, I'll bite. :)

[icy manipulator]

This thread is forcing me to ask the question 'Where the hell did icy manipulator come from?' Honestly.

and i'm asking the question, wtf is your problem? unless that was meant to be some kind of joke

[icy manipulator]

i hate her.
i don't want to be associated with that woman.

true, she's famous for nothing, and not that hot anyway

but when talking about tasmanians, there's 2 names that come to mind,

her
and martin bryant

so the question is which would you rather be associated with? :p

[zorra_chiflada]

not even ricky ponting? come on! he's a little bit less lame than the other two.

[icy manipulator]

not even ricky ponting? come on! he's a little bit less lame than the other two.

true true. how could i forget.

what about Boonie then? he's from tassie isnt he?

[zorra_chiflada]

yep, boonie.

[adam_f]

Originally posted by icy manipulator
and i'm asking the question, wtf is your problem? unless that was meant to be some kind of joke


Everyone is so hostile, Christ. I've just noticed you posting a lot recently and I didn't remember your name from before. Take it easy, killer. Post away.

[icy manipulator]

what a legend, took him 2 days to get a century but what a legend :p

[adam_f]

^Was that part of your conversation with zorra or is it a joke I don't get?

[zorra_chiflada]

part of your conversation with zorra

[adam_f]

Originally posted zorra_chiflada




I see.

[icy manipulator]

Everyone is so hostile, Christ. I've just noticed you posting a lot recently and I didn't remember your name from before. Take it easy, killer. Post away.

yeah fair enough

it's i come on today and see there's like about 10 threads starting with "post here" and i was like wtf? it's like it's a popularity contest. and before when i said i wouldn't lower myself to that level i meant i've always been myself and never deviated from that and i've had a good life and plenty of true friends. It just seems most of these people are just wanting attention/bored, where as when i start a thread i only do so because i wanna find out something, not to invoke attention

so if i wound anyone up
to all the girls out there *hugs*
and all the guys *hand shakes*

:D :D :D

[icy manipulator]

plus *offers to buy everyone a VB, 2 for adam f, mae and nuzzolese* (y)

[Nuzzolese]

yeah fair enough

it's i come on today and see there's like about 10 threads starting with "post here" and i was like wtf? it's like it's a popularity contest...It just seems most of these people are just wanting attention/bored, where as when i start a thread i only do so because i wanna find out something, not to invoke attention


They were mostly jokes, driving the joke into the ground, being obnoxious and teasing in a "I know you are but what am I" kind of way. I don't think people are trying to get serious attention or be popular but instead are contributing to the joke of having 10 "post here" threads up at the same time.

[icy manipulator]

They were mostly jokes, driving the joke into the ground, being obnoxious and teasing in a "I know you are but what am I" kind of way. I don't think people are trying to get serious attention or be popular but instead are contributing to the joke of having 10 "post here" threads up at the same time.

yeah, i know most of them are jokes but there's one or 2 fiends who start one up seriously

god i love the holidays, means you can get drunk on a wednesday night like me and suffer no consequences :D

[mickill]

ok then...

You're definitely one of the less annoying younger folk. You're just more of an agreer than anything. You're not really here to stimulate minds or cause any conflict, you just sort of reinforce other people's points and well, agree with them. I'm actually glad that you're not here pontificating, starting 10 new threads a day like most of these clowns, that you're just playing the sideline, learning the ropes, and waiting until you're ready to contribute something extaordinary(!). In the meantime, you just post the occasional "haha" and "ew gross", throw out a few gems and ask questions, which is a good approach. That's your scheme, right? Awesome.

[mickill]

MIKEY
Ugh...you again. Listen lady, quit stalking me. I don't know you. And what's with making up fake IM conversations and using them as your sig? That's just creepy. Ok, let's say I did know you. Fine. Let's "pretend". I think you'd be someone that I admire for many reasons. You seem to pull off the arduous task of balancing out your cutesy appearance with the most unrefined and crude sense of humor and this unexplainable longing for me to be meaner to people other than yourself. You're cruel, kind, caring, mean-spirited, honest, loyal, friendly and above all, a total bitch. If I cared to know you at all I'd punch you in the stomach, make you wear a velour sweatsuit, buy you a grapefruit SLURPEE© and call you Brabs.

[mickill]

shoot
You seem to be one of those people that won't really contribute anything to the conversation unless you think it'll be really significant. You're wise beyond your years, which means you don't normally get on anybody's nerves. You don't make a distinct impression on the board, though, other than in the music forum, which is fine. Music's good. I like music too. You might wanna branch out a bit, though. Also, I dig the Loveless avatar, but I've never been able to get into that album much, personally. I'm sure that last comment has caused you to lose a great portion of whatever respect you had for me to begin with.

[mickill]

Ok MicKill
Well you see, EchEwta, I think you need to try to work on maybe making a bit more of a noticeable impression with other people, as well. You kinda "blend" in, ya know? You need to find your MB niche. I think that niche should be some kind of gimmicky thing where you roll your R's or go "WA DA DA DANG!" at the end of all your posts. Something to make you stand out a little, because -- and I gotta level with you here, man -- I'm having trouble trying to distinguish between what you say, and what maybe ToucanSpam says, for example. I don't know, you see? I can't tell who's who. Anyhow, take my advice and go the artifice route. Create the myth. Try it. You'll thank me.

[icy manipulator]

hook us up while you're at it mickill (y)

[wanton wench]

ok be honest and to the point!
my stupid ass self can take it!

[mickill]

i refuse to read any post except the first one, i hope you're still doing this
Bob, you're like the boards Don Cheadle. You tend to always play the supporting role 95% of the time, but you're capable of so much more. I mean, what does Denzel Washington have that you don't have? Why are you always relegated to the engaging, "should've had a bigger part/lead role but didn't, oh well, maybe next time, haha, yeah right!" status? Why does it take Hotel Rwanda to prove to everybody that you could have just as easily played Alonzo in Training Day or Rubin Carter in The Hurricane, Bob? Maybe you'd be the one sitting pretty with 6 Oscar noms under your belt right now, huh Bob? Denzel? This isn't about Denzel, Bob. Fuck Denzel, Bob! This is about you, Don! I mean Bob.

[Nuzzolese]

Bob, you're like the boards Don Cheadle. You tend to always play the supporting role 95% of the time, but you're capable of so much more. I mean, what does Denzel Washington have that you don't have? Why are you always relegated to the engaging, "should've had a bigger part/lead role but didn't, oh well, maybe next time, haha, yeah right!" status? Why does it take Hotel Rwanda to prove to everybody that you could have just as easily played Alonzo in Training Day or Rubin Carter in The Hurricane, Bob? Maybe you'd be the one sitting pretty with 6 Oscar noms under your belt right now, huh Bob? Denzel? This isn't about Denzel, Bob. Fuck Denzel, Bob! This is about you, Don! I mean Bob.

You said it mang, fuck Denzel, fuck him I say. Bob Cheadle is high prices quality. I will never again watch Mississippi Masala, that's how much fuck Denzel.

[mickill]

Ok, but I wasn't telling Bob to have intercourse with Denzel. Let's just get that straight.

[Nuzzolese]

Ok, but I wasn't telling Bob to have intercourse with Denzel. Let's just get that straight.

couldn't get any straighter when it comes to you

[Lex Diamonds]

Wow! Do ME!

[mickill]

justify my love
I don't need to justify nothing, duke. You're just like everybody else, you love me because I'm pretty and because I got a mean MB game. I dish out the hottest posts. My shit is BANGIN'. My threads are fire. I'm Hot. Watch me! Roosta is a good dude. He brings the realness to the table. He does the Rebel INS thing and sits back and watches you play yourself and then he'll pull your card and be like, "What's this? Huh? What's this, son? I got you, nigguh. I got you." I like his style. Clean, rugged, to the point and ready with the hot wire coat hanger.

[mickill]

i'd like to hear your thoughts
You and I go way back, too. Remember the song dedicating thread? That was good times, man. Ahhhh, lots of memories on this stinkin board, I tell ya. But back to you. I think you got a good head on your shoulders. I know you're supposed to be a real nutjob, according to yourself, but you seem normal enough most of the time. You have a good sense of style, you've got good hair and you know how to have fun. I bet that during your last stay in the crazy house you probably had your quarters all Feng-shui'ed out, huh?. I hope you're off the weed or at least slowing down. And stop taking shots at yourself. Low self esteem is obviously an actual problem for some people, but you don't want to use it as a tool to garner praise. It's not an attractive quality. You don't need it.

[Echewta]

Seems like you are suggesting I P.S. my posts like I use to when I first came here.

Facinating.

[hpdrifter]

You have not, in fact, responded to me yet. I can only assume this is because you're writing me something so beautiful that you need time to work on it.

Or its because my original post was too threatening. I can't edit it now.... Stop pouting. C'mon, mickill, I'm sorry. I didn't mean it. Want a candy?

High maintenance....

[Bob]

Ok, but I wasn't telling Bob to have intercourse with Denzel. Let's just get that straight.

man, i wish i'd read this post before i.....well, thanks anyway

[mickill]

But if he did direct it towards you, then you'd have a problem with his pretenselessness? This is also my official post.
I have to be honest. I don't think that anyone posting on this board has made me laugh more or made me more envious of their constant inventiveness and seemingly effortless command of people's attention and admiration. Most of all, you make people think, despite their usual unwillingness to do so. You bring something different and unique to the table; not like the friend who brings Korean pan-fried ox stomach and chicken feet soup to the potluck, but more like the friend that goes out of her way and ends up only getting 2 hours of sleep just to bake the most delectable cake for everyone; something you can really sink your teeth into. People that don't get you are the type of people who'd consider Wendy's fine dining and think that The Stones finally hit their stride in 1994 with Voodoo Lounge. You're a marvel. One in a billion.

[mickill]

^^Different Beat - Boyzone


Okay, I'm going to do this because ToucanSpam and Qdrop both gave me the "don't know ya" brushoff in their threads. (Though a kind soul did PM me some mad props after Qdrop's post and I appreciated that!) Third time's the charm.

And I already know my screenname is lame so you can skip that part.

I see you're a bit behind so I'm prepared to wait.

(y)
I know who you are. And I like who you are. I know we've only interacted directly maybe once or twice, but you're one of those people that always say something interesting. No, you're not a character, you don't crack crazy jokes in every second post and jump out at people, but your contributions are almost always insightful and definitely worth checking for. Your generic screenname is inconsequential; you're cultured and you've got experience and well-roundedness working to your advantage. You don't need a spotlight.

[hpdrifter]

I have to be honest. I don't think that anyone posting on this board has made me laugh more or made me more envious of their constant inventiveness and seemingly effortless command of people's attention and admiration. Most of all, you make people think, despite their usual unwillingness to do so. You bring something different and unique to the table; not like the friend who brings Korean pan-fried ox stomach and chicken feet soup to the potluck, but more like the friend that goes out of her way and ends up only getting 2 hours of sleep just to bake the most delectable cake for everyone; something you can really sink your teeth into. People that don't get you are the type of people who'd consider Wendy's fine dining and think that The Stones finally hit their stride in 1994 with Voodoo Lounge. You're a marvel. One in a billion.

Wow, you blew your wad with this one. Now what are you going to have left for me?

[Nuzzolese]

I have to be honest. I don't think that anyone posting on this board has made me laugh more or made me more envious of their constant inventiveness and seemingly effortless command of people's attention and admiration. Most of all, you make people think, despite their usual unwillingness to do so. You bring something different and unique to the table; not like the friend who brings Korean pan-fried ox stomach and chicken feet soup to the potluck, but more like the friend that goes out of her way and ends up only getting 2 hours of sleep just to bake the most delectable cake for everyone; something you can really sink your teeth into. People that don't get you are the type of people who'd consider Wendy's fine dining and think that The Stones finally hit their stride in 1994 with Voodoo Lounge. You're a marvel. One in a billion.

Thank you! That's good enough for me. I mean it. I mean that's all I need. I could stop posting but I too much enjoy your high opinion of me to let you down. I was sitting here trying to think of something clever and appreciative to say, trying to be funny and smart and retort like I thought I was expected to do, but still come in with a surprise and be entertaining, like I thought I was expected to do, like I thought you might want me to do. I don't know what to say though and I feel rude dropping something "silly" or "zany" so since you started with "I have to be honest" then I think I'll do the same.

I like that you like what I have to say. That sounds like I'm happy to have a fan, for the gluttony of my ego, but it's more than that. It's talking to invisible people. It's writing. It's the old back and forth, it's the great cosmodemonic clusterfuck that is the tried and true attempt to have your inflection come through in the written word, it's the end all be all powerstruggle to be top dog and have someone else acknowledge it in ways that cant be found in the walkabout world with its witticisms and pandering and brown-nosing and whispers behind turned backs. It's the expression of a lost cause dropped from your list of things to do because you've tried it five different ways and none of them shine as brightly as the way you see it in your mind when you shut your eyes at night and hope in your own desperate way that sleep will come swiftly but instead all you get are plums of some kind taunting you with pleasantries unknown, it's the way my knees hurt from sitting in one position for too long and it's the blip of a longing I have for the way I used to be, it's one way to waste another afternoon inside when I should be working. It's the circle jerk that leaves you feeling empty and embarrassed but still wanting more, it's pointless and fruitless and regardless it fills you up and spreads your ear-grazing grin that makes your eyes glaze over and your belly feel warm like a shot of tequila. It's an exorcism and a birthday party and it's just me and you and the rest of the world splayed out like a dissection assignment with the little needles and wires in our brains and the hearts beat alone.

[mickill]

Yeah, not bad.

[Nuzzolese]

basically, and I don't want you to take this the wrong way, you're the wind beneath my chickenwing shoulder blades.

[mickill]

Why doesn't Minton ever post in these threads?
Why are you always so concerned about what Minton is doing, man? Minton is a big boy. He can take care of his damn self. But you, Knuckles man, you deserve some more praise. Waaaaaaay more. People need to single you out as the boards savior more often. I think that you NEED more people hanging off of your genitals fellating you everytime you cut out a picture of some poor shmuck's head and paste it onto another existing picture. I mean, I was doing that when I was 4, but you've obviously elevated it into some kind of an artform. For that, I think that terms like "genius" and "OMG you're the absolute greatest thing to happen to the internet EVER" are perfectly within reason. Oh yeah, totally! Yeah, ALL of your threads deserve 5 stars, Andy! ALL OF THEM! EVEN THE ONE THAT DIED AFTER 8 OR 9 RESPONSES! YEAH, THAT WAS A GREAT ONE! LOOK AT ME! MY NAME IS ANDY, YOU KNOW, LIKE THE PANDA OR RAGGEDY ANNE'S HOMO BROTHER, BUT YOU CAN CALL ME KNUCKLES! KNUCKLES! BECAUSE I'M A BIG TOUGH STAY-HOME DAD WITH A SATURN STATIONWAGON IN THE DRIVEWAY AND AN ATTITUDE! DON'T STEP TO ME, MAN! I'LL HURT YOU, MAN!

Peace knuckles. I dig what you do.

[Knuckles]

I actually have a Subaru Forester in the driveway.

[mickill]

EVEN BETTER!

[ToucanSpam]

I think I have waited pateintly enough.

[Chicka B]

You're definitely one of the less annoying younger folk. You're just more of an agreer than anything. You're not really here to stimulate minds or cause any conflict, you just sort of reinforce other people's points and well, agree with them. I'm actually glad that you're not here pontificating, starting 10 new threads a day like most of these clowns, that you're just playing the sideline, learning the ropes, and waiting until you're ready to contribute something extaordinary(!). In the meantime, you just post the occasional "haha" and "ew gross", throw out a few gems and ask questions, which is a good approach. That's your scheme, right? Awesome.

Yeah that's right. I'm glad I'm not annoying, and I'm more of a listener then anything. When I don't agree with something I don't argue because that's their opinion. Cool, you described me perfectly. (y)

[beastiegirrl101]

do your worst. ;)

[marsdaddy]

You said it mang, fuck Denzel, fuck him I say. Bob Cheadle is high prices quality. I will never again watch Mississippi Masala, that's how much fuck Denzel.But what aboutDevil in a Blue Dress? (http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0112857/) Cheadle stole the show!

Give me a whirl, big fella.

[Los Para Noias]

You seem to be one of those people that won't really contribute anything to the conversation unless you think it'll be really significant. You're wise beyond your years, which means you don't normally get on anybody's nerves. You don't make a distinct impression on the board, though, other than in the music forum, which is fine. Music's good. I like music too. You might wanna branch out a bit, though. Also, I dig the Loveless avatar, but I've never been able to get into that album much, personally. I'm sure that last comment has caused you to lose a great portion of whatever respect you had for me to begin with.

hah, not really. I just don't want to figure else what to put there anymore, I don't listen to it as often as it would seem, although it's a great album.

[Dr Deaf]

/inserts nickel

[BOBBY DIGITAL]

that's how much fuck Denzel.

Adaptation, nice. (y)

[skinnybutphat]

Well, you've always been this human douche to me...no just kidding, you're someone I've always been able to relate to for many reasons, most of which I'm sure you're already aware of. You seem like a real down to earth guy with real simple needs. You're focused and driven enough to get what you want out of life but not while inconveniencing or neglecting your friends and family. I'm basing a lot of this on assumption, but I've also seen it in the things you've posted. You seem like a good guy, and I'd be more than willing to let you buy me a beer sometime, someday, man.

You, like couldn't be more wrong, jerk.

[Nuzzolese]

Adaptation, nice. (y)

it's an adaptation of adaptation!

[icy manipulator]

it's an adaptation of adaptation!

just out of curiousity, who is your avatar of?

[Nuzzolese]

just out of curiousity, who is your avatar of?

Emma Peel, the 1960s British TV character from The Avengers.

[icy manipulator]

Emma Peel, the 1960s British TV character from The Avengers.
true, i was thinking lucy liu, but wasn't 100% sure

[wanton wench]

skip! skip!
oh i get it...you dont know me right?

*skips over to mickill and kills him* ha!

[BGirl]

I know who you are. And I like who you are. I know we've only interacted directly maybe once or twice, but you're one of those people that always say something interesting. No, you're not a character, you don't crack crazy jokes in every second post and jump out at people, but your contributions are almost always insightful and definitely worth checking for. Your generic screenname is inconsequential; you're cultured and you've got experience and well-roundedness working to your advantage. You don't need a spotlight.

Wow, thanks man! That was so nice. I wasn't around yesterday to respond because it was my day to repair old books at the Met (cultured :D).

The thing about the screenname was especially nice because I had been thinking of registering a new account (and making it plain who I was) but I didn't want my old posts to get lost (not really lost, but no longer attached to my account). Maybe I won't worry about it anymore. (y)

[mickill]

I'm curious enough.
What do you mean by that, man? Like bi-curious or just full on curious? I hate to tell you this in front of all these people -- and while I'm very flattered, I assure you -- I'm just not into any man on man action, Matt. You're barking up the wrong tree, my friend.

Well that was uncomfortable.

Ok, let's just move on. I've enjoyed many of your posts/threads at various points. There've been a few occasions where I've used your comments as a sort of precursor for some of my "witty" repartee and it may or may not have been misconstrued. I think it took a while for you to get my whole sense of humor, which is fine. It's pretty dry. I used to think that you could use some lightening up here and there, but you've come along way, baby, like Virginia Slims. Hope you dug that Reasonable Doubt. Maybe you could let Kanye take a break now. Keep on.

[mickill]

Im trying to develop a thicker skin...maybe this is the next step?

:)
Oh, you're in for it now, bitch.

You and I were a lot closer at one point, obviously. That's neither here nor there, though. If anybody takes advantage of the whole spectrum of board conduct, it's you. You're capable of contributing some pretty intelligent conversation, you can be quite funny, you kiss a lot of random ass, you can be a pain in the ass, you're friendly, you're considerate of other people's feelings, you sometimes misunderstand things and lose your temper for no reason, other times it's fully justified, you post too much, you KNOW you post too much, you're quite absorbed in your own life, you're quite absorbed in other people's lives, you seek attention/help, you offer attention/help, you're equally loved and disliked by other members. And this is how it is for me, one day I'm thinking, that Aimee really is something, while other times I'm thinking, please for the love of all that is holy put a sock in it for just one second, woman. The good outweighs the bad, though, obviously. I'm glad you're here. True, sometimes I wish it was less of you, but overall, I'm glad you're here.

[mickill]

(lb)
I just want to skip the formalities and get right to the point here; there are times when I feel like you're kind of full of yourself. Maybe it's the difficult transition of coming from the General Politics forum and frequenting Beastie Free more often. There's just this aura of pretension that seems to follow the name SobaViolence around. Sometimes it's merited, but other times, I'm just not too impressed. Like with a few of your opinions on music. Which is fine. To each his own. You're obviously an intelligent dude. I don't think we'd ever be best friends or anything, but you seem like an alright enough guy. Keep doing your thing.

[synch]

Emma Peel, the 1960s British TV character from The Avengers.
She (http://www.donnadelfuturo.it/images/diana/diana21.jpg) was (http://www.donnadelfuturo.it/images/diana/diana26.jpg) hot (http://deadduck.theavengers.tv/images/emma8mm.jpg) back in the sixties!

Loved that show by the way.

[mickill]

All the new people don't post pictures and never let their real name slip. How then are folks to keep straight who they are?

Man, lemme tell you. People who wanna know who you are can already find out. You're not anonymous. Unless you have some coworker or roommate that noses through your favorites, the likelihood that people are going to "find you here" is remote at best.

Guess all these platitudes are easy for me to say once I've already written all the shit I'm asamed of in my life down in a book and given copies to all my friends. But for serious. Don't complain that people don't know who you are when you never say who you are.
I'm not going to even begin to attempt to dissect your personality too much, man. Your beguiling charm and undeniable intelligence precede anything you contribute to the board. A lot of the time, I think people are just compelled to assume that you know what you're talking about without actually looking for that verifiable evidence. It's just laziness. It's Echewta syndrome.

Like, let's just say that some people are all on your dick only because they think it's the cool thing to do; the same people that will go on about what a monument you are to the board and how you're larger than life, but don't support you in other ways or even buy one of your books -- which I haven't gotten around to picking up myself , but then, I don't really jock you very hard (and I'm bitter because I figured that that one amended sentence I threw your way should have at least garnered me a co-writing credit on the cover, but hey).

Anyhow, I admire you for a number of reasons, namely your unchaste anti-monogamy hippie lifestyle and the fact that you're best friends with Chuck D.

[mickill]

mickill is always very intuitive... interesting reading for sure...
You tend to always be right. I like that about you.

I suppose I could just leave it at that, but I'll delve a little further. I think that you're quite abreast of the ongoings of this board. You used to fill me in on a lot of things, I don't know if you recall. I was this lost little puppy with a broken paw that you found in the dumpster and took home to nurse back to health and kept in a shoebox lined with your dirty socks next to your bed. You'd make me wear a bandana and took pictures of me with sunglasses on to show your friends at work. You'd carry me around in your knockoff Vuitton purse, but smacked me on the nose for urinating on your keys and knockoff Vuitton wallet, that one time. We'd sit in the park in the morning together and you'd laugh and make fun of the elderly asian people doing their tai chi while I rolled around in the dewy grass. You tried to teach me to call you "Ker bear". But I kept pronouncing "rarfrerr". I'll never forget those times.

[mickill]

Build me up, buttercup!
You're a doll, Clo. At least I think you're Clo. I can't keep up with all the name changes, seriously. I still like Lethal Apricot, personally. Anyhow, you're like a little sister to me. You're by far the coolest of the younger folk. I admire you for your style, your sense of humor, your taste in music, your personality, your wit. You strike me as the kind of person that will go on to do great things with your life. Thanks for all the helpful name suggestions and for breaking up all those e-fights I used to love getting into with everyone. I'm glad that even when I was berating your mates with constant abuse, you managed to stay neutral. You're a star.

[mickill]

GO!
You're like the go-to guy for those rare occasions when you've got this burning indecipherable question stirring in your mind and you just don't want to hear anything remotely approaching a logical answer. You're the contrapositive proposition in any given equation on this board. You're the antithesis of human intelligence. You're evidence that evolution is not something that supports/affects anthropological theory. If the content of a person's brain could be physically represented by the appearance of muscles, yours would look like Andy Dick. But you know your hoops, which is a refreshing change from the usual testicularless conversation that plagues the board. And you don't go around sucking on people's asses. Sometimes i just shake my head when I read your posts, but for the most part, you're an alright guy. And I guess you know about computers, so you're probably not clinically retarded or anything.

[mickill]

I never got my spirit movie character so maybe you can figure me out.
I like that you know your music. You've been to probably, oh, I don't know, roughly 5,000,000 more shows than I ever have. You have this Keith Richards-esque noir ambience about you, like you've been through it, don't need to prove anything and are comfortable in your own skin. You've lived the rock n roll lifestyle that half these young whippersnappers aspire to. I bet you have tons of stories. You don't share many of them here.

I like your consistency, though.

You take great pictures, by the way.

[Lindsey_1535]

If this is still goin when you get to my name. Do it

[GreenEarthAl]

(and I'm bitter because I figured that that one amended sentence I threw your way should have at least garnered me a co-writing credit on the cover, but hey)

What can I say? Once a plagerist, always a plagarist. If I can get away with saying I wrote my book myself and people believe me, I'll roll with that. You fell for it and volunteered the one half sentence in the opening paragraph that made the book. The other 39,000 sentences worth of filler give me the right to do what I want in the minds of people who don't know any better.

[mickill]

i want to know
Yeah I'll bet you do, Pauli. Is it ok if I call you Pauli? I don't wanna get all personal on you, so if you like I can just refer to you by your username. Why don't we do that then. Ok, so Pauli it is. That feels so much less invasive, I'm sure. I mean, sure, you PM me the occasional fanmail and have that shrine sanctifying your undying devotion to me on your bathroom counter, but I'll wait till you tell me it's cool to call you Pauli.

Ok. Anyway, on with the show. I think your lack of self-appreciation is a huge problem here. Some people suggest that you do it for the attention, that you just want reassurance or something. I'm not really sure if that is or isn't your motivation for it, personally. But it doesn't cost me anything to throw out a compliment every now and then. If it just so happens to brighten up somebody's day, that's great. If not, that's great. I think you recognize your own strengths but don't feel confident enough to allow people to realize them without incorporating something self-deprecating, so you aren't referencing your talent, appearance or personality directly. Or somethig like that. Anyhow, you seem like a very intelligent, articulate, well-rounded, fun person. You don't need to hope to inadvertently somehow draw attention to your strengths because they do speak for themselves.

[mickill]

why not
Yeah, Dave, I liked you just fine at one point. I appreciated the cookie monster avatar, too. That was very cool of you. I thought the haikus you were doing were great when you changed your username. But I don't know if you have some kind of chemical imbalance or what, because out of the blue, you start talking crazy about aboriginals and then logging into tulla's photobucket. That was just bugged out behavior. I can't lie, I was pretty disappointed because I did think you were a cool guy. Anyhow, it's not like I dislike you or anything, but those kinds of things just make me wonder. Hopefully you can get yourself on track.

[b-grrrlie]

I like that you know your music. You've been to probably, oh, I don't know, roughly 5,000,000 more shows than I ever have. You have this Keith Richards-esque noir ambience about you, like you've been through it, don't need to prove anything and are comfortable in your own skin. You've lived the rock n roll lifestyle that half these young whippersnappers aspire to. I bet you have tons of stories. You don't share many of them here.

I like your consistency, though.

You take great pictures, by the way.

Why thank you mickill!
I do a few stories, some of my friends have said I should write a book, but I think everybody would think I'd be just bragging....

[tracky]

Yeah, Dave, I liked you just fine at one point. I appreciated the cookie monster avatar, too. That was very cool of you. I thought the haikus you were doing were great when you changed your username. But I don't know if you have some kind of chemical imbalance or what, because out of the blue, you start talking crazy about aboriginals and then logging into tulla's photobucket. That was just bugged out behavior. I can't lie, I was pretty disappointed because I did think you were a cool guy. Anyhow, it's not like I dislike you or anything, but those kinds of things just make me wonder. Hopefully you can get yourself on track.


argh, forget about tulla's photobucket account thing already :mad: i should've just kept it to myself.


I told her because I thought she might like to know I guessed her password after one random try. You're all acting like I went out of my way to hack into her account, when really my mouse was already on the close button expecting it not to work, and I had to do a double take when it said "logging you in..."


That's my final word on that matter. and that I sent tulla an apology pm when I saw her thread, and she accepted my apology

i knew the aboriginal comment was gonna bring heat. dunno why i did it. boredom with a side of chemical imbalance.

[Mr Films]

What do you mean by that, man? Like bi-curious or just full on curious? I hate to tell you this in front of all these people -- and while I'm very flattered, I assure you -- I'm just not into any man on man action, Matt. You're barking up the wrong tree, my friend.

well now I feel all vulnerable

[SobaViolence]

it's the difficult transition of coming from the General Politics forum and frequenting Beastie Free more often.

[mickill]

Heya buuuuuuuudy.



Be nice. Or I will drive from Seattle to Vancouver and kick your sorry ass.

*insert nonplussed emoticon here*

Thanks for your patience.

You're definitely the boards BEST KEPT SECRET, Xtina. If everybody only knew what an interesting, funny and lovely person you are to kick it with. It's interesting how we used to lead such seemingly parallel lives. I don't know if that's really so anymore; I'm not learning to play new instruments and learning different languages, picking up strange men at bars and getting locked out of my car and home at night and whatever. You're quite a warrior, though, I have to admit. I've always found it really easy to talk to you when you're around. You're one of the most economical posters here, though. You'd think it was costing you money each time you posted, the way you're so stingy with it. We talk about a lot of interesting things, things you could share on the board if you wanted to. I tend to forget that some of you do work while you're at work, though, so it's understandable. I'm pretty sure that you only ever visit the boards to holla at cha boy, anyway. Remember what I told you, though: The penis is a devious creature and it's not to be trusted.

[HEIRESS]

I just wanted to say: happy canada day mickill!!!!!

[mickill]

(!)
It's safe to say that you're one of the most unique people I've met here, Andrea. And you're still the only person from the board I've met in person so far. I don't know if you realize how lucky that makes you. Anyway, you have a real big heart and you're a devoted and loyal friend to the people in your life. You've been there for me, as well. I've tried to be there for you too, but when I don't think I'm cut out to deal with certain things, I tend to keep my distance. I don't really want to air out any dirty laundry here, so I won't get into anything to heavy. Keep doing your thing, Dre.

[mickill]

Bring it, bitch tits.
Sometimes I really don't get you, Randy. I still don't know when we're cool and when you've got a squab with me. In the end, it really makes no difference because we treat eachother the same way, regardless. The only difference is that you talk even more shit when we are getting along. You're obviously a very intelligent dude with cultivated interests, eclectic taste in music and an appreciation/fondness for fine low carb/calorie beer. You somehow manage to make being a total prick to everybody on the board some kind of an artform. And you're still well-liked and "respected" somehow. We're like two sides of the same coin, m'man. Nuff respect.

[mickill]

Let me give you something you can copy and paste about me so you get it right.


Yeahwho reminds me of a shy, rich, good looking, well rounded individual who just happens to have impeccable taste in all things related to culture and politics.


OK, have a great day.

You remind me of a bashful, finacially stable, average looking, well-rounded and plump individual who just happens to have the garden-variety taste in all things related to culture and politics. I'm pretty sure that you're the only board member that changes his/her avatar on a daily basis. It's a strange habit, but I'm not asking you why you do it. You seem very knowledgable in the realm of music. That's pretty much the most significant impression I have of you. You seem like a funny guy, and you thoroughly avoid conflict on the board. I don't always agree with you, but I like seeing you give your input on the board, regardless.

[mickill]

I hope that you have more to say about me than just this. :)
I can't believe that such a simple misunderstanding would lead to the two of us staying clear of one another's paths for such a long time. I'm glad that there was never any actual reason for it because you're an extremely cool ass person to have around here. When you told me that I was "easily the most extraordinarily gifted and mind-bogglingly astonishing personality on the entire internet, EVER!", I was very flattered. I think you won me over with that. And I'm glad that you've found someone that's even half as cool as I am on this very message board. I wish you two all the best, like I already told your boy.

You're one of the nicest people I've come across on the MB. You're very often funny and obviously have a lot of smarts to go along with that. I'm really glad you found this place, Celly-Cell.

[avignon]

I can't believe that such a simple misunderstanding would lead to the two of us staying clear of one another's paths for such a long time. I'm glad that there was never any actual reason for it because you're an extremely cool ass person to have around here. When you told me that I was "easily the most extraordinarily gifted and mind-bogglingly astonishing personality on the entire internet, EVER!", I was very flattered. I think you won me over with that. And I'm glad that you've found someone that's even half as cool as I am on this very message board. I wish you two all the best, like I already told your boy.

You're one of the nicest people I've come across on the MB. You're very often funny and obviously have a lot of smarts to go along with that. I'm really glad you found this place, Celly-Cell.
You forgot the part where I talked trash about your wife.

[mickill]

You forgot the part where I talked trash about your wife.
I'm trying to keep this a positive experience, but yes, yes you did.

[avignon]

:(

[mickill]

It was an innocent mistake. No worries. I told her and she was like, "that BITCH!", but after a couple more shots of tequila she forgot all about it.

I'm right here. I'm actually on vacation (again) right now. But it's raining out so I thought I'd come and check on things here. Everything's looking good. Carry on.
First of all, welcome to the board, man. I'm sure that you've got many interesting things that you'd like to contribute, and in time, I think that you will definitely do so. Just stick with it and avoid all of "da haterz" and I'm sure you'll be aight, man. Let me know if anyone gives you a hard time. I'll take care of them for you.

[BOBBY DIGITAL]

Sometimes I really don't get you, Randy. I still don't know when we're cool and when you've got a squab with me. In the end, it really makes no difference because we treat eachother the same way, regardless. The only difference is that you talk even more shit when we are getting along. You're obviously a very intelligent dude with cultivated interests, eclectic taste in music and an appreciation/fondness for fine low carb/calorie beer. You somehow manage to make being a total prick to everybody on the board some kind of an artform. And you're still well-liked and "respected" somehow. We're like two sides of the same coin, m'man. Nuff respect.

Thats pretty on point considering the insight I've given into my personality. I'm really not the shallow asshole I tend to personify. Actually, like I've said, I'm pretty big on philosophy and have read countless books on epistemology, metaphysics, and existentialism. But I don't wanna be that asshole that comes on here just to spout off about that shit just to flex my knowledge for an audience. Besides, where would the fun be in that? I like to let off steam here cuz in actuality, I'm a mild-mannered person. So keep on keepin on, bro, we have a nice working relationship.................douchebag.

[mickill]

My cat is in heat and she's extremely annoying. :mad:
I think you should get rid of your cat. It's obviously beyond help. And what did you do with Matt? Anyhow, I know that I should be making Hobbit references and whatnot, but that would just be way too typical. That's not my steez. You seem like a friendly gal, and I enjoy your sense of humor. I think that the back and forth gay flirting between you and Matt got to a lot of people, too. I personally didn't give a rat's ass what you two were doing, no matter how puke-inducing and repulsive it all was. I appreciate having you around. G-g-g-g-g G-Unit!

[mickill]

hi mickill. i haven't seen any maggots in a while.
Remember a couple of weeks back when you said that I was the first person that was nice or friendly or whatever to you when you first joined? I thought that it was very nice of you to think that. I didn't know. I hope you didn't mean it in the ProfJim sense, because I don't believe I ever stalked you or harassed you via PM or anything like that. I've always enjoyed having you around. You're the first Tazmanian lumberjack I've ever come across. I bet they aren't all as cool as you are, though. I like that you're strong-willed/minded and that you stand up for things you believe in. You don't run from contention, but you don't go looking for trouble either. I'm glad you found someone equally as cool as you are on this board. I don't really interact with him, but Zount's always made me laugh with his posts. I hope you guys enjoy living in sin together.

I don't know how or why we drifted apart, Soozee-Sooz, but our discussions about maggots and sloths and leg hair-growth will stay with me always.

[mickill]

Check inside your mattress.
Aid, man, I have always enjoyed having you around...haha, I just wanted to see if I could say that with a straight face. Abort plan! Ok, so anyway, you and I have obviously had our differences in the past. I'm glad that we've moved passed the juvenile bickering, because you're a good guy. I'm sorry about aggravating you to the point that you quit the board and everything. I just think that we got off on kind of the wrong foot, followed by another foot, then more, till finally there were feet everywhere; your foot in your mouth, mine in your ass etc. I think you may have been taking things I was saying personally for the wrong reasons. I sure you probably get my personality a bit more these days. I mean no harm. Yes, I can be a total douche. Yes, I seem insensitive and unrefined. I make fun of other people's favorite bands and the poses they strike in their self-taken pictures. I know. I'm not perfect. But you are. A perfect gentleman, that is.

[adam_f]

Originally posted by mickill
Yes, I can be a total douche.

No shit. :rolleyes:

[mickill]

Adam, you're like a woman scorn.

[mickill]

what is with the exvessive amount of "post here" thread?

just a friggin popularity contest or what?!
I think you're pretty annoying. Try not to be so annoying.

[adam_f]

Originally posted by mickill
Adam, you're like a woman scorn.


I know you are but what am I? HUH?

[mickill]

Dang! Got me again.

[mickill]

ummmmmm...post!
I think you tend to be a friggin' idiot. Try not to be a friggin' idiot.

[like2_drink]

i'll take one

[marsdaddy]

Give me a whirl, big fella.

Now that you're down to one-liners?

[TAL]

Adam, you're like a woman scorn.
That can be sung to "Girl, you'll be a woman soon"

[mickill]

Now that you're down to one-liners?
Ok, I guess I'll just push everyone else that's waiting to one side. You know, since you're so much more important than them. And could you not have picked a less fruity way to ask? Give you a whirl? Big fella? Were you wearing a leather cowboy hat and buttless chaps when you typed that?

I respect you in vast number of ways. I think you more than always post something of significance. Yes, you're just a petty Jetta driver, but you're down with us. Exceptions can be made. I know we didn't always get along. Things were said, feelings were hurt, amends were made, tears were fell, hugs were had, beers were poured. Overall, you bring the quality of the board up. Nice goin.

You're an alright guy, Mike. Thanks Mike.

[mickill]

Ok, I'll bite. :)
I feel bad for your husband. Ho ho ho.

Anyway, people like us -- you know, cool people who drive Passats -- know what's up. We tend to be levelheaded, funny, smart, respectable, well-respected, good decent people. Not like people who drive Jettas (not gonna mention any names). Basically, you have all of the same good qualities that I do. I enjoy reading your posts, and I like your style, just in general. You seem like a good mom/husband/friend. Thanks for the pointers, as well. Stick around, Jenn. The party's just getting started.

[Nuzzolese]

Stick around, Jenn. The party's just getting started.

What the hell? Why are you talking like his?

[JBernas]

I feel bad for your husband. Ho ho ho.

Anyway, people like us -- you know, cool people who drive Passats -- know what's up. We tend to be levelheaded, funny, smart, respectable, well-respected, good decent people. Not like people who drive Jettas (not gonna mention any names). Basically, you have all of the same good qualities that I do. I enjoy reading your posts, and I like your style, just in general. You seem like a good mom/husband/friend. Thanks for the pointers, as well. Stick around, Jenn. The party's just getting started.

Oh yes...Passats are where it's at.....just wondering how I can be a mom and a husband at the same time :confused:

[mickill]

Oh yes...Passats are where it's at.....just wondering how I can be a mom and a husband at the same time :confused:
I meant, like, your inner husband, man...you know. Come on, it's the 90's! We don't need all this gender division. Men can be wives! Women can be husbands! Boys can be daughters!

My bad. You know what I meant. I actually have no idea why I said husband. Maybe I glanced up at the lame joke in the first sentence and screwed myself up. Sorry. I meant wife. Good wife.

[mickill]

I just wanted to say: happy canada day mickill!!!!!
Sorry, I didn't see this until just now. Same to you, man! Take a break from inhaling toxic fumes and chemicals and have a good one.

[Nuzzolese]

Come on, it's the 90's!

I rarely do this but

(y) Ha!

[zippo]

I rarely do this but

(y) Ha!

holy shit you took the post right out of my mind

[yeahwho]

You remind me of a bashful, finacially stable, average looking, well-rounded and plump individual who just happens to have the garden-variety taste in all things related to culture and politics. I'm pretty sure that you're the only board member that changes his/her avatar on a daily basis. It's a strange habit, but I'm not asking you why you do it. You seem very knowledgable in the realm of music. That's pretty much the most significant impression I have of you. You seem like a funny guy, and you thoroughly avoid conflict on the board. I don't always agree with you, but I like seeing you give your input on the board, regardless.

hahaha hey 2 out of 5 ain't bad. And you best start agreeing with me all the time, because yeahwho is going to be the way.

[marsdaddy]

Were you wearing a leather cowboy hat and buttless chaps when you typed that?I'd say good guess, but that's my daily outfit. Nice job revealing our PM secrets, jerk.

[voltanapricot]

You're a doll, Clo. At least I think you're Clo. I can't keep up with all the name changes, seriously. I still like Lethal Apricot, personally. Anyhow, you're like a little sister to me. You're by far the coolest of the younger folk. I admire you for your style, your sense of humor, your taste in music, your personality, your wit. You strike me as the kind of person that will go on to do great things with your life. Thanks for all the helpful name suggestions and for breaking up all those e-fights I used to love getting into with everyone. I'm glad that even when I was berating your mates with constant abuse, you managed to stay neutral. You're a star.
Hahaha, ta muchly Mike.

He says I'm a star.

Hear that, you lot? :cool:

[zorra_chiflada]

Remember a couple of weeks back when you said that I was the first person that was nice or friendly or whatever to you when you first joined? I thought that it was very nice of you to think that. I didn't know. I hope you didn't mean it in the ProfJim sense, because I don't believe I ever stalked you or harassed you via PM or anything like that. I've always enjoyed having you around. You're the first Tazmanian lumberjack I've ever come across. I bet they aren't all as cool as you are, though. I like that you're strong-willed/minded and that you stand up for things you believe in. You don't run from contention, but you don't go looking for trouble either. I'm glad you found someone equally as cool as you are on this board. I don't really interact with him, but Zount's always made me laugh with his posts. I hope you guys enjoy living in sin together.

I don't know how or why we drifted apart, Soozee-Sooz, but our discussions about maggots and sloths and leg hair-growth will stay with me always.

:)

[ToucanSpam]

Come on, do your worst, Mickill.

[mickill]

ok be honest and to the point!
my stupid ass self can take it!
Ok, let's be real here for a second; you have less than a hundred posts and have only been here about a month and a half. Realistically, I've probably only come across about 1/10 of your posts. I have noticed you, I don't skip over your posts, you seem fine, you haven't been particularly annoying and I don't confuse you with anyone. I think that's pretty good, considering.

[mickill]

Wow! Do ME!
And second runner-up (marsdaddy's still got a good lead) for member with the gayest way of requesting an evaluation is....

Anyhow, when you first started getting high and posting, it was annoying. There were a lot of times when you were annoying, period. I'm glad that's all pretty much in the past now, because you seem like an alright guy. You seem pretty articulate and literate, not in like the bookworm sense, but just as a young dude that's not a total idiot or anything sense. We got off to a bad start, too, partly because I kept linking to this (http://www.beastieboys.com/bbs/showpost.php?p=445856&postcount=5188) and I think it kinda annoyed you. I think we're cool with eachother now, though. You actually turned out to be pretty funny/smart guy.

[mickill]

do your worst. ;)
Yeah, see, I'm not the hugest fan of beastiegirrl101. I hope that you get hit by a bus doing 100 on the freeway and that you get caught up in the wheel axle and that the bus drags you for a good mile before you somehow fall off and you roll all over the freeway and about 30 different cars run over you and you stay alive for about 15 minutes getting hit by different cars and trucks and bouncing off of the concrete barriers and smashing into signs and medians and getting hit by people throwing slurpees and cigarette butts out of their windows and your hair catches fire and and so on. Peace.

[Rancid_Beasties]

I'm sure you dont know much, if anything about me. So I wouldn't be surprised if you did use the "no idea who you are" brushoff, but I wouldnt hold it against ya :)

[mickill]

/inserts nickel
I've always been a fan, man. Even when you and Beth started with the copious verbal love-making on the board. You keep it real old school gangster with the Schoolly D and the references to TROOP gear. You've got a unique way of writing/typing/posting that's entirely your own. You can't be duplicated. I like that you're not afraid to give credit where it's due, no matter who it's directed to. You've been around the block; you know what you're talking about. You're obviously a witty dude and your presence on the board is valued by many. I wish you and Beth all the best with the hopes of many years of happiness together.

[BOBBY DIGITAL]

Jesus, why don't you try to fit a few more inches in your mouth, Lucian.

[mickill]

That was uncalled for. I was listening to Pete Frampton and enjoying an extra foamy latte. You just seriously ruined the moment, Randy.

If this is still goin when you get to my name. Do it
Yeah, it's still goin on. Yeah, ok, I'll do it. Even though you didn't say please.

You're a funny girl. I still remember that picture you posted with your friend where you said that you were the one that was "not asian". I don't know if you try to be funny or not, but you are. It's nice having you around. Plus, I don't think you've ever once done anything to annoy me ever. Bonus for you. But choose your board allegiances wisely.

You have this reputation for being some kind of an alcoholic. Ok, let's get serious for a second. 1) excessive drinking is not cool 2) neither is smoking 3) neither are drugs; drugs are for losers. You don't want to do something that isn't cool or be a loser, do you? I didn't think so. See, when you drink, smoke or do drugs, you don't look cool. Maybe to people who aren't cool you do, but the real cool kids, they look at you and think, what a bunch of losers. You wanna know what the cool kids do on Friday or Saturday nights while the losers go to raves, listen to Snoopy Doggy Dogg, go to drag races and orgies while polluting their bodies with intoxicants? They study. They're motivated by academics, not by epidemics. Think about it.

[mickill]

i'll take one
You're one of the people that believed that thread I started about how my friend was attacked by a shark and was in the hospital, comatose with only a head, neck, shoulders and one arm, waiting to have his foot sewn back onto his other shoulder. You did question how he was surviving without a torso originally, but I somehow was able to make you feel bad, regardless. I'm guessing that you like to drink. Just a hunch. I offer you the same advice as Lindsey. Refrain. Drinking is for squares. You don't wanna be a square, do you?

Anyhow, you seem alright enough. Keep on doing whatever it is you do.

[mickill]

holy shit you took the post right out of my mind
You done did it now, Ms. "I don't wanna post in your thread because blah blah...whatever your reason was that I didn't even ask you for". You're definitely one of my favorite people here, for a bunch of reasons; too many reasons to get into, most of which would just get on BOBBYDIGITAL's lavender satin and lace nerves. Anyhow, you're one of the select few people who's posts/responses I actually look forward to reading. You almost always say something intelligent or humorous, and usually it's both. You're quite intuitive and insightful, as well. You ask deep questions and offer equally deep comments/answres. I think that zippo is sometimes underrated. Respect the zippo.

[mickill]

I'm sure you dont know much, if anything about me. So I wouldn't be surprised if you did use the "no idea who you are" brushoff, but I wouldnt hold it against ya :)
Yeah, I actually do know who you are. And you've said a lot of nice things about me/my posts in the past. I can't front, though; I haven't got a trememndous feel for who what kind of person you are, but you seem alright enough. This Oz clique shit doesn't offend me, so no problem there. Although, I do think you were a bit of a hog in Zorra's impersonations thread, but that's pretty insignificant. I guess I'm referencing it because it's probably the only negative thing I have to say about you. Well, your avatar is pretty gayish, but that's your own business. Aight, peace.

[adam_f]

Originally posted by mickill
You have this reputation for being some kind of an alcoholic. Ok, let's get serious for a second. 1) excessive drinking is not cool 2) neither is smoking 3) neither are drugs; drugs are for losers. You don't want to do something that isn't cool or be a loser, do you? I didn't think so. See, when you drink, smoke or do drugs, you don't look cool. Maybe to people who aren't cool you do, but the real cool kids, they look at you and think, what a bunch of losers. You wanna know what the cool kids do on Friday or Saturday nights while the losers go to raves, listen to Snoopy Doggy Dogg, go to drag races and orgies while polluting their bodies with intoxicants? They study. They're motivated by academics, not by epidemics. Think about it.

I'd say something smartass, but what you said is true.

[mickill]

I'd say something smartass, but what you said is true.
What are you a square? That was nonsense.

[adam_f]

Originally posted by mickill
What are you a square? That was nonsense.

It was true though. My brother's two steps from being an alcoholic.

edit: that last part i deleted because you don't need to know it.

[BOBBY DIGITAL]

too many reasons to get into, most of which would just get on BOBBYDIGITAL's lavender satin and lace nerves.


They're made of nubuck, actually.

[tdot04]

Ah, what the hell. Commence your evaluation of me, please.

[Rancid_Beasties]

Although, I do think you were a bit of a hog in Zorra's impersonations thread, but that's pretty insignificant. I guess I'm referencing it because it's probably the only negative thing I have to say about you. Well, your avatar is pretty gayish, but that's your own business. Aight, peace.
Yeah I was a bit of a hog, because there was only 4 people online for the first two pages. And I'm pretty sure all of them posted at least once :D (alright so I posted maybe 10 times). The avatar....its plok!! I had no idea there was so much hate for plok!! First droppin science then you....you've obviously never played it on super nintendo :(

[ToucanSpam]

Yeah I was a bit of a hog, because there was only 4 people online for the first two pages. And I'm pretty sure all of them posted at least once :D (alright so I posted maybe 10 times). The avatar....its plok!! I had no idea there was so much hate for plok!! First droppin science then you....you've obviously never played it on super nintendo :(
GOD DAMMIT


THATS WHAT THAT IS


PLOK

THANK YOU JESUS

[Homsar]

So is the barbeque done or is there time to grill me too?

[Rancid_Beasties]

GOD DAMMIT


THATS WHAT THAT IS


PLOK

THANK YOU JESUS
Ohh come on...I thought a geek like you would be able to pick a plok dancing and playing the harmonica a mile off :p

[ToucanSpam]

Ohh come on...I thought a geek like you would be able to pick a plok dancing and playing the harmonica a mile off :p
I would have said yes 10 years ago when I was obsessed with that game. I need to go find it now.

[Medellia]

I can't rmember if I posted in this thread or not and I don't want to go through all those pages.

[Rancid_Beasties]

I would have said yes 10 years ago when I was obsessed with that game. I need to go find it now.
He can shoot his legs and arms!!! At Fleas!!!

[mickill]

Ah, what the hell. Commence your evaluation of me, please.
I think you need to branch out, man. There's more to life and music than just rap. Rap is the devil's candy, young'n. I don't think I've even seen you talk about any other form of music. You strike me as someone that'll get married to the tune of LL's I Need Love. And you gotta get your facts straight, because I don't know where you get notions like Kanye copped his style from Lord Finesse. Kanye bit his whole style from Bart Simpson more than he did from Finesse. I don't even like Kanye, he's not even the problem. My point is that you young midgets talk more than you listen. Anyway, you seem like an alright guy. True, I find your constant yammering about rap a bit nauseating, but that's about it. You haven't offered much insight into anything else about you, though.

[mickill]

So is the barbeque done or is there time to grill me too?
I think your Me and the Boardmembers thread is genius. I don't find that anything much else about you particuarly stands out, though. A few gems here and there and a few duds (like the black guys in the car playing rap music anecdote). I think you caught some flack for posting too many pictures of yourself and your dead babies art in the family album. I figure you're one of those from back in the days people that decided to come back or whatever. I don't think I've seen much else happening with you, so that's about it.

[mickill]

I can't rmember if I posted in this thread or not and I don't want to go through all those pages.
Yeah, well, you did. And I responded. Don't waste my time with this. I'm busy, man.

[mickill]

OK, that's enough. Bye.

[beastiegirrl101]

Yeah, see, I'm not the hugest fan of beastiegirrl101. I hope that you get hit by a bus doing 100 on the freeway and that you get caught up in the wheel axle and that the bus drags you for a good mile before you somehow fall off and you roll all over the freeway and about 30 different cars run over you and you stay alive for about 15 minutes getting hit by different cars and trucks and bouncing off of the concrete barriers and smashing into signs and medians and getting hit by people throwing slurpees and cigarette butts out of their windows and your hair catches fire and and so on. Peace.


thanks dude.

[tdot04]

I think you need to branch out, man. There's more to life and music than just rap. Rap is the devil's candy, young'n. I don't think I've even seen you talk about any other form of music. You strike me as someone that'll get married to the tune of LL's I Need Love. And you gotta get your facts straight, because I don't know where you get notions like Kanye copped his style from Lord Finesse. Kanye bit his whole style from Bart Simpson more than he did from Finesse. I don't even like Kanye, he's not even the problem. My point is that you young midgets talk more than you listen. Anyway, you seem like an alright guy. True, I find your constant yammering about rap a bit nauseating, but that's about it. You haven't offered much insight into anything else about you, though.

Thanks dude. I think I'll yammer a bit less now. Will I stop? Hell no.

I Need Love is kinda gay. Hey Lover is a much superior tune.

[wanton wench]

Ok, let's be real here for a second; you have less than a hundred posts and have only been here about a month and a half. Realistically, I've probably only come across about 1/10 of your posts. I have noticed you, I don't skip over your posts, you seem fine, you haven't been particularly annoying and I don't confuse you with anyone. I think that's pretty good, considering.

ok i know i havent been here for very long! i use to come here long ago but i was just a guest! so i know nobody knows me, but thats ok! i'm not here to impress anyone just to talk to others who also like the beastie boys, and it gives me something to do while at work! you say i'm not "particularly annoying" maybe i should try harder! ha ha ha! i'm glad you dont confuse me with anyone. thats good! thanks for being honest and not just saying i dont know you! cheers!

[Beckalina]

lionel richie - back to front

[ToucanSpam]

I like how Mickill is skipping me. He must be saving his best for last.

[marsdaddy]

You wanna know what the cool kids do on Friday or Saturday nights while the losers go to raves, listen to Snoopy Doggy Dogg, go to drag races and orgies while polluting their bodies with intoxicants? They study. They're motivated by academics, not by epidemics. Think about it.You mean the black plague?
What are you a square? That was nonsense.You're at your best when you're not even trying.
I Need Love is kinda gay. Hey Lover is a much superior tune.Next you're going to say BoysIIMen<New Edition!
I like how Mickill is skipping me. He must be saving his best for last.He's done...

I'd just like to say that I appreciated the sincerity of this thread. And the homoeroticism.

[ToucanSpam]

What a dick.