We were driving by a club Saturday night

[DandyFop]

There was a big line of people waiting to get in.

And I yelled BONER out the window. It was awesome.

[Nuzzolese]

you know what everyone outside heard?

"Bahah!"

cause that's what you hear when you hear people yelling out their car windows. You go "WHAT did she say?" and everyone looks at each other all confused and no one understood it and then they all shrug and walk on.

[ToucanSpam]

I now understand why people here dislike me for making shitty threads.

[CiaoBellaXO]

that's called schrelfing....when you yell random words at people from cars.

[DandyFop]

Don't steal my thunder Nuzz! They heard Boner!

And then they all took a moment and said to themselves, what am I doing with my life? Do I really want to enter this club, flashing lighs, deafening music, so I can hopefully rub my dick on someone or have someone rub their dick on me? Is that want I want to spend my nights doing? And is it really going to result in the kind of long-lasting relationship I want, I need, instead of some one night stand where I have to go get a herpes checkup the next week?

[Nuzzolese]

This one time I was walking out of a movie theater I don't remember what I saw, probably some crap like I am Sam, cause it wasn't my choice what to see. And it was opening night of The Royal Tenenbaums and people were lined up down the street outside to buy tcks. Suddenly this car of frat looking dildo dudes drove up blasting some livin large hip hop and this skinny little kid looking head stuck out of the window wearing a big white cap all wiggity whack and he yells "WHAT ARE YALL WAITING FOR!" Then one lone voice from the crowd shouts "THEY'RE GIVING AWAY WHITE HATS" and everyone laughs and the guy says something stupid and they drive away.

Did you like how I suddenly jumped from past to present tense? I thought it really brought the story up INTO the moment, made us all feel like we were right there!

[DandyFop]

Hahahaha that's awesome.

When we waited in line for Sundance tickets, people would always ask us what it was for and we'd be like "Hanson!" or "The Backstreet Boys!", except our friend would be embarrassed and ruin the fun and be like "no we're waiting for Sundance tickets".

Your story was better :(

[ToucanSpam]

Sometimes, coming from Tim Hortons at night, we scream 'SLUTS' at the old men/women, and the really young girls who think they are slutty.

[Qdrop]

Do I really want to enter this club, flashing lighs, deafening music, so I can hopefully rub my dick on someone or have someone rub their dick on me? Is that want I want to spend my nights doing?

wow, where is this club?
i know what I'M doing this saturday...

[Qdrop]

Then one lone voice from the crowd shouts "THEY'RE GIVING AWAY WHITE HATS" and everyone laughs and the guy says something stupid and they drive away.



i was the guy in the crowd who yelled back.
that was me.

[Nuzzolese]

I hate dancing in those clubs, you look stupid and then I always feel compelled to turn around because that's what everyone else is doing, you know, turn around and have the guy dancing with my back? But that's so disgusting to me, I'm just, I'm really disgusted with myself in those places and I hope Dandy Fop's "Boner" penetrated everyone in that line enough to snap them out of it.

[zippo]

I hate dancing in those clubs, you look stupid and then I always feel compelled to turn around because that's what everyone else is doing, you know, turn around and have the guy dancing with my back? But that's so disgusting to me, I'm just, I'm really disgusted with myself in those places and I hope Dandy Fop's "Boner" penetrated everyone in that line enough to snap them out of it.

i thought people only danced with their backs to the dude like that in movies. maybe i would do it to fuck around cuz i couldnt hold my laughter if i were to try to do it seriously

[cj hood]

There was a big line of people waiting to get in.

And I yelled BONER out the window. It was awesome.


riveting

[cosmo105]

riveting
why do you even post in here if you hate it so much and it's soooo boring?

[cj hood]

why do you even post in here if you hate it so much and it's soooo boring?


i have a crush on you....

[cosmo105]

don't dodge the question. if you hate this place so much and it's full of losers, then why do you come here? you obviously enjoy it, otherwise you wouldn't read it and post in it.

[cj hood]

don't dodge the question. if you hate this place so much and it's full of losers, then why do you come here? you obviously enjoy it, otherwise you wouldn't read it and post in it.


i hate it as much as you do......but it'll be a while before the beasties put out anything....maybe the dvd......so i'll be here for a while.....some of the stuff is cool, while other stuff is right out of 'community counseling' textbook......

but the crush is to.....you remind me of girl i dated in '88......she had a lip ring as well.....

[YoungRemy]

Drive By Shoutings plaguing L.A.

"yo they just got my little cousin esse"

[DandyFop]

Sometimes hard boiled, sometimes runny
it comes from a chicken, not a bunny, dummy

Thanks Remy for bringing this thread the glory it truly deserves.

[cosmo105]

i hate it as much as you do......but it'll be a while before the beasties put out anything....maybe the dvd......so i'll be here for a while.....some of the stuff is cool, while other stuff is right out of 'community counseling' textbook......

but the crush is to.....you remind me of girl i dated in '88......she had a lip ring as well.....
i never said i hated this place. :confused:

i'm talking about beasite-free. stay in beastie general and talk about them all you like, but what's the point of coming in here and bitching at everyone all the time about how lame it is?

and you're not serious, right?

[DandyFop]

It's true cos, he said whenever he smells a taco he thinks of you..

[cosmo105]

i'd rather be associated with chimichangas.

[Nuzzolese]

i thought people only danced with their backs to the dude like that in movies. maybe i would do it to fuck around cuz i couldnt hold my laughter if i were to try to do it seriously

How would we know what to do if we didn't have movies to show us?

[icy manipulator]

this is the kinda thing we do if i'm broke or designated driver on the weekend. Even though i know it's so stupid, it's still fucking funny

my friend yelled one of the worse things out of my car about a month ago. We were just cruising down the road and saw this guy in a wheelchair, and my mate just yells out "LAZYY!!!!!!!!!!!"

even tho it was way harsh, i couldn't help but laugh at the fact he had the balls to yell something like that to a cripple

[adam_f]

Served.

[icy manipulator]

hosed like a mofo

[zorra_chiflada]

And ya know what...if you dont want to leave, fine. But instead of complaining about what a piece of shit every thread is, CONTRIBUTE SOMETHING WORTHWHILE. Your like one of those people who has cancer or something and instead of fighting hard to combat your disease you just want to sit around and be bitter tell everyone about your cancer and either get sympathy or get a momentary thrill out of making others just as miserable as yourself



so true. this can be applied to a lot other people on here. sometimes i wish i could punch people through the internet.

[icy manipulator]

so true. this can be applied to a lot other people on here. sometimes i wish i could punch people through the internet.

just send then a virus ,aka an e knockout (y)

[zorra_chiflada]

i don't know how

[zippo]

How would we know what to do if we didn't have movies to show us?

i bet kisses were really boring and uncreative in the beggining of the XX century, and fights were less passionate and fired up and i bet people were less spontaneous

[HEIRESS]

I remember sticking my drunken self's upper body out of car windows and singing "bare necessities" more than once back in highschool...

[marsdaddy]

CONTRIBUTE SOMETHING WORTHWHILEThat's the tricky part, though.

In High School we'd drive by the club lines and shoot water pistols at the kids in line. We switched to old ladies at bus stops after dodging return fire.