things that make you gag

[TurdBerglar]

canned catfood
bad mayo
raw eggs
a mouth full of pussy
the stench of death
the sound/facial expression of someone barfing
babies
cleaning a filthy fishtank
getting a dead oppossum thrown at you
the sight of bones breaking
getting whacked in the nuts

[ToucanSpam]

Board Couple Pictures (but in a good way)
Shit
Onion
Garlic
dead animal
body odor
Subway meat smell
People who work at Subway and smell like meat :D
Pea Soup
pee soup
yellow snow

[cosmo105]

cold, uncooked canned refried beans *hurk*
fish
Outbreak. can't watch that goddamn movie.
bad hummus
the smell of the potstickers steger likes, and his subsequent breath
my dog's farts
certain bugs
dandyfop's obscene love letters
funnel cake HUUGRRLGUAA BARF
wine
snack cakes (hostess)

[Lindsey_1535]

SPIT (n)
tuna
fish of any kind
smelly garbage

[Kid Presentable]

a mouth full of pussy


Pardon me, but, The Fuck? :confused:

[cosmo105]

Pardon me, but, The Fuck? :confused:
he doesn't like giving head.

[TurdBerglar]

Pardon me, but, The Fuck? :confused:


it's very unappealing.

[cosmo105]

he must just have experience with ugly vaginas or something.

[BOBBY DIGITAL]

No, he just prefers a mouth full of penis.

[Lindsey_1535]

People who work at Subway and smell like meat :D
I don't smell like meat :(

[cosmo105]

No, he just prefers a mouth full of penis.

but that makes you gag too.

[Kid Presentable]

but that makes you gag too.

you are gags man! like a german textbook!

[dublirie04]

to many techila shots (how do you spell it?)
anything pork


and whatever makes me puke

[TurdBerglar]

No, he just prefers a mouth full of penis.


the whole idea of oral sex is disgusting to me. YOU SHIT AND PISS FROM THAT AREA OF YOUR BODY!

[Chicka B]

pudding *gag* I'm eating it right now. Little kids with boogers running down their nose and food all over their face (my brother), when somebody hocks a loogy, when somebody throws up I automatically throw up. Rotten food.

[Kid Presentable]

I meant that learning german made me gag. I said Ficken Sie to my teacher, and used that double 's' B lookin thing to write KiB my aB everywhere.

[Rancid_Beasties]

the sight of bones breaking

You MUST!!! (http://tmp.ausgamers.com/Nathan_Brown1.wmv) watch this.

[BOBBY DIGITAL]

but that makes you gag too.

nice.

[BOBBY DIGITAL]

the whole idea of oral sex is disgusting to me. YOU SHIT AND PISS FROM THAT AREA OF YOUR BODY!

nice.

[Chicka B]

You MUST!!! (http://tmp.ausgamers.com/Nathan_Brown1.wmv) watch this.

Holy fuck!!!

[Rancid_Beasties]

Holy fuck!!!
He was the best player in the league this year up until then too :(

[TurdBerglar]

i've started to watch it but chickened out. was it wrestling or weight lifting?

[cosmo105]

AAGGHHHH SWEET ZOMBIE JESUS

[Rancid_Beasties]

i've started to watch it but chickened out. was it wrestling or weight lifting?
Australian Football

[QweenOfBoggle]

hair in my food. :(

[Rancid_Beasties]

By the way they ran that footage on every news report, and pictures on the front of every newspaper for about a week. After a while you just became desensitised but looking back at it now i still feel queasy.

[Lindsey_1535]

That was a nice break there!!! holy poop!!

[cosmo105]

hair in my food. :(
ugh that's the worst. especially at a restaurant. who knows what goes on behind those kitchen doors.

[Chicka B]

I just watched that again, I don't know why. OWW!

[Rancid_Beasties]

I just watched that again, I don't know why. OWW!
Since I've found that link, i've watched it 4 times, :( I dont know why either, i shouldnt want to watch it again because he was my teams star player and up until that point we were 7 wins 2 losses and since he got injured we've lost 4 in a row. But i mean its just amazing that it just goes at a right angle about half way down the leg. Thankfully he'll be back next year, but he was in so much shock after that he tried to get up and walk and stuff.

[TurdBerglar]

haha jello

[Chicka B]

haha

[TurdBerglar]

this girl told me once that she masturbated with a turkey baster filled with jello to simulate jizz

[tracky]

straight cordial

[TurdBerglar]

maybe a pussy covered in jello would be more appealing to me

[TurdBerglar]

maybe you should cover your jello in pussy

[TurdBerglar]

ummmmmm

[TurdBerglar]

im still too old for someone your age

[TurdBerglar]

yeah, you have the mind-set of an 18 year old

[TurdBerglar]

do you sit on your dad's face? :confused:

[TurdBerglar]

now i can add that to my list (y)

[TurdBerglar]

you sitting on your dads face?

[Chicka B]

Ewww!!!

[TurdBerglar]

i surely hope this shit aint true

[TurdBerglar]

uh oh. touchy subject... literally

[avignon]

99.9% of all Turdberglar's threads make me gag.



PS Turd that sak girl is absolutetly perfect for you! Go get em, tiger!

[TurdBerglar]

too young

[avignon]

too young
You're like ten minutes older than her.

[zippo]

raspberries in chocolate cake
people who crack the joints in their hands by pulling each finger
clorox bleach



theres so much more, ill think later

[TurdBerglar]

clorox bleach

haha!

[Chicka B]

people who crack the joints in their hands by pulling each finger


I do that. Yep that's me. I can also bend backwards and make my back pop so loudly you can hear it going up my spine. I can pop just about everything, it grosses me out too.

[i'mcrafty]

squishing bugs/spiders (no matter how many tissues i use) i'd rather catch and release them.
meatloaf (the food) can't watch people make it or eat it!
morning breath and peanut butter breath
pig roasts!!!
brushing my tongue

that's all i got right now

[Medellia]

milk
mushrooms
bugs
cleaning up my cat's hairballs
spit

[ToucanSpam]

milk


:eek:



YOU make me gag. :D

[Medellia]

:eek:



YOU make me gag. :D
I can't help it! It makes me physically ill.

[ToucanSpam]

I can't help it! It makes me physically ill.
:eek:


YOU make me ill. :D

[cosmo105]

the way ToucanSpam acts around girls

[ToucanSpam]

the way ToucanSpam acts around girls
on a message board, yes that would be correct.

It's a good thing that I dont act this way off fo the board.

[Medellia]

:eek:


YOU make me ill. :D
Hey, I warned you about my herpes. :mad:

[Rancid_Beasties]

I have 2 friends that are exact copies of Toucan Spam. When its just the boys, they act perfectly normal, maybe a little quiet and aren't really party animals but still act like....humans. Then when girls come around they start sucking up to them, turning into complete geeky flirty weirdos. Plus they would pretend they like looking at clothes and gossiping and stuff because they think its a good angle :rolleyes: while the rest of the guys are having a poker night, or watching the footy or playing pool or something. Its not that hard to believe that you would be this way in real life seeing as you are so much like people I know in real life. Dont take this as an insult, because I honestly think those guys are champs once you seperate them from the girls.

But yes, your behavior around girls on this board is sometimes vomit inducing.

[TurdBerglar]

im a legend?

[zorra_chiflada]

old people
when you can see half chewed food in people's mouths
phlegm
slugs
maggots
meat
a lot of other foods
gross people
people that smell

[Medellia]

My "post here and I'll come onto you" thread. There were a couple of younguns that posted in it and trying to hit on them made me want to puke.

[zorra_chiflada]

My "post here and I'll come onto you" thread. There were a couple of younguns that posted in it and trying to hit on them made me want to puke.
^ paedo

[Rancid_Beasties]

My "post here and I'll come onto you" thread. There were a couple of younguns that posted in it and trying to hit on them made me want to puke.
Hey I'm not that freakin young!!! :(

[zorra_chiflada]

Hey I'm not that freakin young!!! :(
^jailbait

[Medellia]

Hey I'm not that freakin young!!! :(
I wasn't talking about you. :rolleyes:



I don't even know how old you are. :o

[Rancid_Beasties]

^jailbait
:mad:
I'm 18, which is legal over here
:mad:

[Chicka B]

Yeah, you were probably talking about me SICKO!

[avignon]

Hey, ass --

I'd watch yo'self.

Turd and I are legends!!!
what the fuck is wrong with you?

[TurdBerglar]

she probably took your comment sarcastically

[avignon]

she probably took your comment sarcastically
ya think?

[avignon]

WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU?!

I make ONE lude comment and your dick is stuck in my butt.


EAT MY RANCID CUNT

[cosmo105]

don't pay worry about it, she's always vulgar. that's just how she talks. not a big deal.

[TurdBerglar]

you can taste the profanity (y)

[cosmo105]

Should I be insulted?
not at all! i didn't mean it like that. that's just how you talk, right? i wasn't saying anything derogatory about it.

[tracky]

listening to one of the old blokes here tell another old bloke here about his hemroids. No wait, the conversation has no progressed on to what I think is his wifes vagina. Something about a clean out to get to something. Thank god I just got called out the office. One of the few times I'm glad to leave. gtg.

[Chicka B]

I just almost fell outta my chair and I almost threw up. Now I feel sick. Sometimes things like that make me sick, or being nervous.

[Yorkshire~Rose]

Seeing or smelling another person's vomit

Phlegm

Cuckoo Spit

Kidneys..Liver..any offal really

Anything touching the back of my tongue or throat hence i hate the sucky thing in the dentists - damn woman always shoves it too far down

[enree erzweglle]

depictions of torture & violence
stray hairs (I gag but I can deal. ^^^ is much harder for me.)

[icy manipulator]

people forcing themselves to projectile vomit
GIN and Cinzano
people with pussy faces

[yeahwho]

I hate to say it, but all the things that make you gag make you a fag.


hahahaha. fags.

[icy manipulator]

hmmmmmmmm.......... oookkaaay yeah who :rolleyes:

[yeahwho]

hmmmmmmmm.......... oookkaaay yeah who :rolleyes:

I would like to apologize for calling you all fags, but....saying I'm sorry makes me gayg.

[icy manipulator]

I would like to apologize for calling you all fags, but....saying I'm sorry makes me gayg.

lol, all good mate (y)