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cosmo105
06-28-2005, 11:06 PM
warning: i'm sick and kind of delirious. don't say i didn't warn you.
avignon
06-28-2005, 11:08 PM
hurt me baby
LOBSTER PRIZE!
06-28-2005, 11:08 PM
cock ;)
TurdBerglar
06-28-2005, 11:09 PM
i like symetry. make them symetrical
Rancid_Beasties
06-28-2005, 11:09 PM
I hate all the other suck up threads but I'm up for some conflict :mad:
cosmo105
06-28-2005, 11:09 PM
hurt me baby
YOU LAZY ASS! go to your fucking boyfriend already! you think both of you are going to wait forever? YOU THINK YOU CAN JUST PASS AN OPPORTUNITY LIKE THIS BY, YOU SHIT-STAINED WALL OF A TRUCK STOP BATHROOM??
Medellia
06-28-2005, 11:10 PM
Oh man, this is gonna be good.
cosmo105
06-28-2005, 11:10 PM
cock ;)
you think you're so fucking funny and all. WELL IT'S STILL THE INTERNET. AND BEING FUNNY ON THE INTERNET IS COOL AND ALL IF YOU THINK BEING FUNNY ON THE INTERNET IS COOL BUT IF YOU DO THAT'S PRETTY LOL IN THE REAL WORLD. i still haven't made your fucking shirt so don't ask. <3
i'mcrafty
06-28-2005, 11:11 PM
post.
sheesh...another "post here" thread, but this one sounds good! or are you going to say you don't know me? :rolleyes:
avignon
06-28-2005, 11:11 PM
YOU LAZY ASS! go to your fucking boyfriend already! you think both of you are going to wait forever? YOU THINK YOU CAN JUST PASS AN OPPORTUNITY LIKE THIS BY, YOU SHIT-STAINED WALL OF A TRUCK STOP BATHROOM??
<3 x a million forever and ever amen :p
cosmo105
06-28-2005, 11:11 PM
i like symetry. make them symetrical
get out of your mom's house already. learn how to spell. you'll never get a girl worth anything if you don't like giving head. who the fuck doesn't like it anyway? what the fuck is wrong with you? FUCK!!
cosmo105
06-28-2005, 11:12 PM
I hate all the other suck up threads but I'm up for some conflict :mad:
you're too pussy to fight. ADMIT IT! *shoves you against the other forums* STUPID FRESHMAN! GO FEEL UP AN EIGHTH GRADER!
cosmo105
06-28-2005, 11:13 PM
Oh man, this is gonna be good.
wtf's with changing screen names? ohhh, Rosie Cotton is just toooo geeky. SHOULDA THOUGHT OF THAT BEFORE YOU REGISTERED, SWEET TITS. GO HAVE SOME HAIRY HALFLING SEX WITH A MIDGET AT A COSPLAY CONVENTION.
tracky
06-28-2005, 11:13 PM
my temptation to post here got the better of me
cosmo105
06-28-2005, 11:13 PM
post.
sheesh...another "post here" thread, but this one sounds good! or are you going to say you don't know me? :rolleyes:
and whose fault is that? it's not my problem if you don't stand out. it's a lot of work being interesting, isn't it? :(
TurdBerglar
06-28-2005, 11:14 PM
get out of your mom's house already. learn how to spell. you'll never get a girl worth anything if you don't like giving head. who the fuck doesn't like it anyway? what the fuck is wrong with you? FUCK!!
hey! i use my hands. i know where the g-spot is. and i can fuck like a mad man. plus magnums are a bit tight on my. bit of a strugle to roll them down.
cosmo105
06-28-2005, 11:14 PM
my temptation to post here got the better of me
haha you seemed so laid back and nobody paid much attention to you until you said that shit about the natives (which was pretty fucking dumb) and then did that shit with tulla, but you were doing her suuuuch a big favor and i was just self-righteous for thinking it was creepy. go back to the haikus.
cosmo105
06-28-2005, 11:15 PM
hey! i use my hands. i know where the g-spot is. and i can fuck like a mad man. plus magnums are a bit tight on my. bit of a strugle to roll them down.
and yet you are so alone
tracky
06-28-2005, 11:15 PM
haha you seemed so laid back and nobody paid much attention to you until you said that shit about the natives (which was pretty fucking dumb) and then did that shit with tulla, but you were doing her suuuuch a big favor and i was just self-righteous for thinking it was creepy. go back to the haikus.
just for the record
the self righteous comment
wasn't about that
cosmo105
06-28-2005, 11:16 PM
just for the record
the self righteous comment
wasn't about that
haha then tell me what it was about mr. trackypants.
Rancid_Beasties
06-28-2005, 11:16 PM
you're too pussy to fight. ADMIT IT! *shoves you against the other forums* STUPID FRESHMAN! GO FEEL UP AN EIGHTH GRADER!
I DONT KNOW WHAT A FRESHMAN IS, STUPID AMERICAN AND YOUR STUPID SCHOOLING SYSTEM!!!! :mad:
TurdBerglar
06-28-2005, 11:17 PM
and yet you are so alone
not when i close my eyes. visions of you dance through my head
cosmo105
06-28-2005, 11:17 PM
I DONT KNOW WHAT A FRESHMAN IS, STUPID AMERICAN AND YOUR STUPID SCHOOLING SYSTEM!!!! :mad:
SHUT UP FOREIGNER!
oh god i feel like i'm going to pass out
Documad
06-28-2005, 11:17 PM
haha you seemed so laid back and nobody paid much attention to you until you said that shit about the natives (which was pretty fucking dumb) and then did that shit with tulla, but you were doing her suuuuch a big favor and i was just self-righteous for thinking it was creepy. go back to the haikus.
Hey, that wasn't even slightly mean!
cosmo105
06-28-2005, 11:19 PM
Hey, that wasn't even slightly mean!
don't you judge me. don't you dare. YOU DON'T KNOW ME. I'L LCUT YOU. I'LL CUT YOU UP SO BAD. I HEARD YOUR MOM WAS SO UGLY SHE TOOK A CRAP AND NAMED IT DOCUMAD.
tracky
06-28-2005, 11:21 PM
haha then tell me what it was about mr. trackypants.
it was about this general feeling i get about you. You seem to always have the "right" opinion on everything, but then other times there's little things you do or say that kinda contradict it. Don't make me cite examples, I don't remember them. Plus, you coulda been joking or something for all I know. After all, internet hey ;)
Medellia
06-28-2005, 11:21 PM
wtf's with changing screen names? ohhh, Rosie Cotton is just toooo geeky. SHOULDA THOUGHT OF THAT BEFORE YOU REGISTERED, SWEET TITS. GO HAVE SOME HAIRY HALFLING SEX WITH A MIDGET AT A COSPLAY CONVENTION.
Hahaha!
I don't go to conventions though. I'll just accost a nerd eating breakfast at Denny's before they go to the La Quinta conference room to shake hands with a guy who played an orc. ;)
DroppinScience
06-28-2005, 11:21 PM
Uh-oh! :eek:
TurdBerglar
06-28-2005, 11:22 PM
people have been saying sweet tits
Chicka B
06-28-2005, 11:22 PM
I cannot believe I'm posting here.
cosmo105
06-28-2005, 11:22 PM
it was about this general feeling i get about you. You seem to always have the "right" opinion on everything, but then other times there's little things you do or say that kinda contradict it. Don't make me cite examples, I don't remember them. Plus, you coulda been joking or something for all I know. After all, internet hey ;)
i'm not self righteous, i think i suck big time. but not as much as this guy...
Mr Films
06-28-2005, 11:23 PM
post.bjork
Rancid_Beasties
06-28-2005, 11:23 PM
SHUT UP FOREIGNER!
oh god i feel like i'm going to pass out
OZ CLIQUE 4 LIFE, FOOL!!!
Guys?
Anybody?
:(
TELL ME WHAT A FUCKEN FRESHMAN IS, YOU UNCO-TOOL!!!
DroppinScience
06-28-2005, 11:25 PM
TELL ME WHAT A FUCKEN FRESHMAN IS, YOU UNCO-TOOL!!!
Freshman means you're in your first year of high school. Or first year of college. Depends on what first year of schooling you're going into.
cosmo105
06-28-2005, 11:26 PM
Uh-oh! :eek:
man, you can be lame. it's not that you're all that bad of a guy. you're really nice. but that's just it. the way you're so nicely pussified to everyone. stop being so wishy-washy. stick up for yourself more often. it's really good when you do it. .FOR FUCK'S SAKE, STOP USING THIS :p. SERIOUSLY. and YOU are the person that i mention when i say "bulletin abusers" on myspace. those are pathetic, dude. 12 year olds send those goddamn surveys where if you don't send it to 10 people in the next five minutes you will be cursed forever but if you do your crush will kiss you with a rose the next day. stop sending them. stop.
cosmo105
06-28-2005, 11:27 PM
I cannot believe I'm posting here.
yeah, you could say that for the board in general huh? haha! HO HO! HAHAHA! OH MAN!
cosmo105
06-28-2005, 11:28 PM
post.bjork
you know you're on my good side, so this'll be rough. uh, it was funny when you hit on ashley's alias? that's all i got.
Mr Films
06-28-2005, 11:29 PM
you know you're on my good side, so this'll be rough. uh, it was funny when you hit on ashley's alias? that's all i got.
i stand by that the chick in the photo was hot.
i like boobs, what can I say?
Rancid_Beasties
06-28-2005, 11:30 PM
Freshman means you're in your first year of high school. Or first year of college. Depends on what first year of schooling you're going into.
I'M FIRST YEAR OF UNIVERSITY, WHAT'S THIS COLLEGE CRAP!! OUR HIGH SCHOOLS ARE CALLED COLLEGES HERE, AND THE BOARDING SCHOOLS THAT UNI STUDENTS FROM THE COUNTRY STAY AT ARE TOO!!!! Okay no more caps. Anyway was I talking to you Mr answer questions not directed at him!!! :mad:
cosmo105
06-28-2005, 11:30 PM
i stand by that the chick in the photo was hot.
i like boobs, what can I say?
dude, she was gross to the skank degree.
Chicka B
06-28-2005, 11:31 PM
yeah, you could say that for the board in general huh? haha! HO HO! HAHAHA! OH MAN!
hehe that made me laugh for real because I can, I don't know why I'm here so often!
DroppinScience
06-28-2005, 11:31 PM
man, you can be lame. it's not that you're all that bad of a guy. you're really nice. but that's just it. the way you're so nicely pussified to everyone. stop being so wishy-washy. stick up for yourself more often. it's really good when you do it. .FOR FUCK'S SAKE, STOP USING THIS :p. SERIOUSLY. and YOU are the person that i mention when i say "bulletin abusers" on myspace. those are pathetic, dude. 12 year olds send those goddamn surveys where if you don't send it to 10 people in the next five minutes you will be cursed forever but if you do your crush will kiss you with a rose the next day. stop sending them. stop.
But, but... the bulletins I send are (usually) music when they're not pointless surveys.
Go eat a vegan popsicle, you smelly hippy! :mad:
There! I stood up for myself. I am Droppin, hear me roar, biatch! :cool:
cosmo105
06-28-2005, 11:32 PM
But, but... the bulletins I send are (usually) music when they're not pointless surveys.
Go eat a vegan popsicle, you smelly hippy! :mad:
There! I stood up for myself. I am Droppin, hear me roar, biatch! :cool:
From: Brett
Date: Jun 28, 2005 8:26 PM
Subject: Why not? *shrug*
Body: Don't EVER leave the one you love for the one you like, because the one you like will leave you for the one they love. Tonight, your true love will realize how much they love you between 1 and 4 in the morning. Tomorrow, the shock of your life will occur. If you break the chain, you will have bad luck..
*----------------///I love you///----------------*
If you REALLY LIKE (or LOVE) SOMEONE right now AND MISS THEM and can't get them out of your head then re-post this within 1 mintute and whoever you are missing will surprise you
Mr Films
06-28-2005, 11:32 PM
There! I stood up for myself. I am Droppin, hear me roar, biatch! :cool:
you had me until "hear me roar"
DroppinScience
06-28-2005, 11:32 PM
I'M FIRST YEAR OF UNIVERSITY, WHAT'S THIS COLLEGE CRAP!! OUR HIGH SCHOOLS ARE CALLED COLLEGES HERE, AND THE BOARDING SCHOOLS THAT UNI STUDENTS FROM THE COUNTRY STAY AT ARE TOO!!!! Okay no more caps. Anyway was I talking to you Mr answer questions not directed at him!!! :mad:
In Australia, do hamburgers eat people, too? :confused:
Documad
06-28-2005, 11:32 PM
My mom looked like Rita Hayworth, so it's not her fault you know. :mad:
Rancid Beasties, what do you call the four years of college instead of freshman, sophomore, junior, and senior? (Although now that everyone takes more than 4 years it doesn't really work.) Do you even do four years because it puzzled me that you're taking law classes already? I should put this in the Oz thread I guess.
Edit, don't yell at me, I already read your answer to DS. :(
DroppinScience
06-28-2005, 11:33 PM
From: Brett
Date: Jun 28, 2005 8:26 PM
Subject: Why not? *shrug*
Body: Don't EVER leave the one you love for the one you like, because the one you like will leave you for the one they love. Tonight, your true love will realize how much they love you between 1 and 4 in the morning. Tomorrow, the shock of your life will occur. If you break the chain, you will have bad luck..
*----------------///I love you///----------------*
If you REALLY LIKE (or LOVE) SOMEONE right now AND MISS THEM and can't get them out of your head then re-post this within 1 mintute and whoever you are missing will surprise you
That is the first and LAST time I will ever do that bulletin. I promise!!
Every other forwarded bulletin will be either surveys or music or whatever other nonsense I tend to forward.
DroppinScience
06-28-2005, 11:35 PM
you had me until "hear me roar"
Did I get you back when I added "biatch" and :cool: ?
Documad
06-28-2005, 11:36 PM
you had me until "hear me roar"
I love DS, but that did remind me of "I'm still an embryo, with a long long way to go."
beastieangel01
06-28-2005, 11:38 PM
OMG YES. I LOVE ABUSE!
Rancid_Beasties
06-28-2005, 11:39 PM
In Australia, do hamburgers eat people, too? :confused:
Hamburgers??? SPEAK ENGLISH FRENCHY!!!!!
Rancid Beasties, what do you call the four years of college instead of freshman, sophomore, junior, and senior? (Although now that everyone takes more than 4 years it doesn't really work.) Do you even do four years because it puzzled me that you're taking law classes already? I should put this in the Oz thread I guess.
This is my angry thread, but just for you I will answer in a civil form. We call them first year, second year, third year, fourth year etc. My combined arts/law degree goes for 5 years, not including articles, if i fail (which is highly likely considering I think I failed the exams for both my law subjects and I need a 40% in both examsto pass overall) etc etc. I do two law subjects and two arts for the first 3 years, by which time i would have got my arts degree, and then for the last 2 i do 4 law subjects. I do all this at UNIVERSITY!!! NOT COLLEGE!!! :mad:
cosmo105
06-28-2005, 11:39 PM
OMG YES. I LOVE ABUSE!
you like it dirty, don't you? DON'T YOU? i'll bet you do. i'll tie you to a hot oven and throw tomatoes at you. i'll press your palms down on a hot griddle and make you read from Ashanti's poetry book. and you'd probably like it, sick fuck.
open letter
06-28-2005, 11:40 PM
same here,ambuse me please
Mr Films
06-28-2005, 11:40 PM
Did I get you back when I added "biatch" and :cool: ?
biatch is so 1997.
DroppinScience
06-28-2005, 11:40 PM
I love DS, but that did remind me of "I'm still an embryo, with a long long way to go."
Is everybody too young to remember Helen Reddy, dammit? :mad:
Some people just cannot fathom a pop culture reference. :p
That's right, I used :p . What'cha gonna do about it?!? :mad:
beastieangel01
06-28-2005, 11:42 PM
you like it dirty, don't you? DON'T YOU? i'll bet you do. i'll tie you to a hot oven and throw tomatoes at you. i'll press your palms down on a hot griddle and make you read from Ashanti's poetry book. and you'd probably like it, sick fuck.
:eek:
that's all I need for the night to finish myself off. Thanks! (y) :D
Rancid_Beasties
06-28-2005, 11:44 PM
Is everybody too young to remember Helen Reddy, dammit? :mad:
Some people just cannot fathom a pop culture reference. :p
That's right, I used :p . What'cha gonna do about it?!? :mad:
A pop culture reference from the feminist movement. But you are a guy. Most feminists say that guys can't be feminists. Therefore your barstardised use of that phrase is not appreciated.
DroppinScience, more like droppin an anvil on your head :mad:
Kidding man
cosmo105
06-28-2005, 11:44 PM
same here,ambuse me please
i'm running low on hallucinations here. i'll pretend you're someone less easy to read and say you're a pretentious fuck for being so mysterious and standoffish, you indie fag.
DroppinScience
06-28-2005, 11:45 PM
A pop culture reference from the feminist movement. But you are a guy. Most feminists say that guys can't be feminists. Therefore your barstardised use of that phrase is not appreciated.
DroppinScience, more like droppin an anvil on your head :mad:
Kidding man
Looks like you can't comprehend IRONY either!
Rancid Beasties, you backwoods Australian hick!! :mad:
It's all good, just playin' along
Documad
06-28-2005, 11:46 PM
Is everybody too young to remember Helen Reddy, dammit? :mad:
Some people just cannot fathom a pop culture reference. :p
That's right, I used :p . What'cha gonna do about it?!? :mad:
See, I got the Helen Reddy, I am Woman link, but I didn't get that you were doing it on purpose. You are so secure in your manhood that you went with THE cheesy feminist anthem when asserting your manliness? It's an odd choice but I'm not judging. I didn't get that you were going for irony.
open letter
06-28-2005, 11:46 PM
i'm running low on hallucinations here. i'll pretend you're someone less easy to read and say you're a pretentious fuck for being so mysterious and standoffish, you indie fag.
me mysteriuos :confused:
Rancid_Beasties
06-28-2005, 11:48 PM
Looks like you can't comprehend IRONY either!
Rancid Beasties, you backwoods Australian hick!! :mad:
Yeah!!! Yeah!!! I got russell crowe on my side so you best be steppin off, mate (!)
*throws mobile phone at DS*
:mad:
Documad
06-28-2005, 11:50 PM
Cosmo, you're the most on top of it "post here" thread starter, I must say.
I, too, have had a bad headache all day but mine is just a headache. I think I accidentally took 4 aleve in the past 15 minutes. Is that bad? As I swallowed the last two and took a sip of water I flashed on having done the same thing already.
I think I had better go to bed now.
zorra_chiflada
06-28-2005, 11:51 PM
i double freakin' dare you, cos
DroppinScience
06-28-2005, 11:51 PM
See, I got the Helen Reddy, I am Woman link, but I didn't get that you were doing it on purpose. You are so secure in your manhood that you went with THE cheesy feminist anthem when asserting your manliness? It's an odd choice but I'm not judging. I didn't get that you were going for irony.
Flexing your muscles and asserting "manliness" in the conventional sense is SO 19th century.
Using feminist anthems as part of your "manliness"? That, my friends, takes a lot of balls.
I'm re-writing the book on manliness, one page at a time. :cool:
cosmo105
06-28-2005, 11:54 PM
i double freakin' dare you, cos
you will never have what it takes to be a real ninja. NEVER! GO WIPE DOWN THE REAL NINJA TOILETS! HERE'S YOUR TOOTHBRUSH AND A BUCKET OF 409! GO!
TurdBerglar
06-28-2005, 11:56 PM
do australians know what 409 is?
Rancid_Beasties
06-28-2005, 11:58 PM
do australians know what 409 is?
Do you know what WD-40 is??? :mad:
TurdBerglar
06-28-2005, 11:58 PM
yes
Rancid_Beasties
06-29-2005, 12:03 AM
Excellent (y)
Just because we're "down under" doesnt mean we dont have to clean/maintain shit. In fact being "down under" usually calls for more hygene.
zorra_chiflada
06-29-2005, 12:03 AM
Do you know what WD-40 is??? :mad:
that's different to 409.
here we'd use "spray 'n' wipe".
i actually really like cleaning.
TurdBerglar
06-29-2005, 12:05 AM
Excellent (y)
Just because we're "down under" doesnt mean we dont have to clean/maintain shit. In fact being "down under" usually calls for more hygene.
what?
i was just wondering becuase i assume it's an american product
Rancid_Beasties
06-29-2005, 12:10 AM
what?
i was just wondering becuase i assume it's an american product
Everything is an american owned product nowadays. Including most australian brands. So of course we'd know it. And Zorra, I know WD-40 isnt the same as formula 409. One is like a greaser for rusty locks and shit and the other is a degreaser. They sell it in supermarkets here I think, its made by clorox or something. If not then I've definitely used it before at one of my jobs. I was just making the point that I know what WD-40 and thats an american product thats widely used in Australia.
Rancid_Beasties
06-29-2005, 12:13 AM
This thread has started sucking since we began discussing cleaning products, it needs to go back to cosmo cussing at people.
cosmo105
06-29-2005, 12:21 AM
i'm shivering like crazy. i bet i have a fever! YESSSSSS!
TurdBerglar
06-29-2005, 12:22 AM
i've never had a fever since i was a baby
cosmo105
06-29-2005, 12:22 AM
i've never had a fever since i was a baby
you haven't been loved since then either
TurdBerglar
06-29-2005, 12:31 AM
i didn't think you were capable of such comments. you've been on a rampage as of late. what's crawled up your ass? can i pull it our for you?
cosmo105
06-29-2005, 12:33 AM
i said i was sick and delirious. i'm normally pretty nice. too nice. ugghg i can't stop shivering :(
TurdBerglar
06-29-2005, 12:35 AM
can i still pull it out?
cosmo105
06-29-2005, 12:36 AM
you wouldn't really like me, turd. you wouldn't be able to handle me.
TurdBerglar
06-29-2005, 12:37 AM
is that a yes?
cosmo105
06-29-2005, 12:39 AM
nah.
i saw this thing on THE MOST EXTREME earlier about this caterpillar that launches its poop by shooting it between its buttcheeks. it was hilarious.
god damnit this thermometer's got a low battery. cheap piece of...*sigh*
zorra_chiflada
06-29-2005, 12:40 AM
nah.
i saw this thing on THE MOST EXTREME earlier about this caterpillar that launches its poop by shooting it between its buttcheeks. it was hilarious.
god damnit this thermometer's got a low battery. cheap piece of...*sigh*
i didn't know caterpillars had buttcheeks
TurdBerglar
06-29-2005, 12:41 AM
can i pull the thermometer out?
Chicka B
06-29-2005, 12:43 AM
i didn't know caterpillars had buttcheeks
hahahah me either, that's fucked up!
zorra_chiflada
06-29-2005, 12:44 AM
hahahah me either, that's fucked up!
i wonder if they wear thongs
cosmo105
06-29-2005, 12:44 AM
i didn't know caterpillars had buttcheeks
it's more like his anus swells and expells it at great speed, but it's funny to imagine a caterpillar wearing a thong.
EDIT: WHOA JINX ZORRA
Medellia
06-29-2005, 12:45 AM
i saw this thing on THE MOST EXTREME earlier about this caterpillar that launches its poop by shooting it between its buttcheeks. it was hilarious.
Oh man, I saw that too. That was so gross. Especially when they had the computer animated man shooting a ball or something out of his ass.
cosmo105
06-29-2005, 12:46 AM
Oh man, I saw that too. That was so gross. Especially when they had the computer animated man shooting a ball or something out of his ass.
HAHAHA that's the best part of that show! when they have the computer animation of the human doing the same act as the animal or having the same features. like how if a baby human ate the same way as a baby elephant it'd eat three whales a year or something. hahaha.
TurdBerglar
06-29-2005, 12:47 AM
what the hell show is this?
zorra_chiflada
06-29-2005, 12:47 AM
it's more like his anus swells and expells it at great speed, but it's funny to imagine a caterpillar wearing a thong.
EDIT: WHOA JINX ZORRA
HAHAHAHA!! we're both thinking about caterpillars in sexy lingerie!
Chicka B
06-29-2005, 12:48 AM
I'm laughing uncontrollably like a dumbass. A caterpillar wearing a thong, that's fucked up man! A ball getting shot outta the catapillars ass hahah I wish I coulda saw that for real man. That's EXTREME!
cookiepuss
06-29-2005, 12:50 AM
wait..am I too late for the getting torn to peices thing? I could use a good beat down. realllllly I could.
cosmo105
06-29-2005, 01:04 AM
HAHAHAHA!! we're both thinking about caterpillars in sexy lingerie!
zorra, this (http://img7.echo.cx/img7/8238/caterpillarthong17td.jpg) is probably the quickest and worst photoshopping i've ever done, but i did it all for you.
cosmo105
06-29-2005, 01:06 AM
wait..am I too late for the getting torn to peices thing? I could use a good beat down. realllllly I could.
yeah, the fever's taking over now. i got nothing left. just caterpillars in lingerie.
DandyFop
06-29-2005, 01:15 AM
I think I was too late also.
Cos - just remember
Whatever it takes
You know you can make it through
cosmo105
06-29-2005, 01:16 AM
I think I was too late also.
Cos - just remember
Whatever it takes
You know you can make it through
IF I HOLD OUT
I KNOW I CAN MAKE IT THROUGH
DipDipDive
06-29-2005, 01:28 AM
C'mon, baby, make it hurt so good.
cosmo105
06-29-2005, 01:34 AM
C'mon, baby, make it hurt so good.
i'd bend you over a chair and tie you up and paddle your ass with an oar. then i'd mash your face into a (hot) waffle iron and wax your back until you liked it. then it'd be time for the slip-n-slide covered in grits. mmm. that's right. to top it off, i'd make you walk down the street naked except for a hula hoop while i held a ninja sword to your back. you'd have the words "BUTTSLUT" and "BACKWOODS BEAST" written in lipstick in various places on your body. it'd be hot.
synch
06-29-2005, 01:55 AM
Flexing your muscles and asserting "manliness" in the conventional sense is SO 19th century.
Using feminist anthems as part of your "manliness"? That, my friends, takes a lot of balls.
I'm re-writing the book on manliness, one page at a time. :cool:
Oh man... I don't know where to start.
DroppinScience
06-29-2005, 02:33 AM
Oh man... I don't know where to start.
Can you at least finish it? :rolleyes:
Freebasser
06-29-2005, 03:53 AM
()()
.:D
(uu)o
zorra_chiflada
06-29-2005, 06:09 AM
zorra, this (http://img7.echo.cx/img7/8238/caterpillarthong17td.jpg) is probably the quickest and worst photoshopping i've ever done, but i did it all for you.
HAHAHAHAHA!!!!
synch
06-29-2005, 06:15 AM
Can you at least finish it? :rolleyes:
If you insist.
You are only supposed to do a paragraph about your feminine side, not dedicate the entire book to it.
Qdrop
06-29-2005, 09:40 AM
i'll go a few rounds with you, cosmo.
if you're still up for it.
but just know what you're in for...
mickill
06-29-2005, 09:53 AM
Yeah, whatever.
Pres Zount
06-29-2005, 09:57 AM
Cosmo you trollop!
Mae, you are a whore!
:D
Pres Zount
06-29-2005, 10:22 AM
Wow, you are thick skinned...
... like an ugly hippo! :D
cosmo105
06-29-2005, 11:24 AM
sorry guys, the fever broke. i'm still sick though :(
qdrop, you think you're really tough and a big opponent and all on a messageboard. haha.
that's all i got.
cosmo105
06-29-2005, 11:32 AM
sticks and stones
i said i wasn't going to be mean anymore, lardass!
icy manipulator
06-29-2005, 11:33 AM
hit me with your best shot
Qdrop
06-29-2005, 12:06 PM
qdrop, you think you're really tough and a big opponent and all on a messageboard. haha.
that's all i got.
damn!
why cha have to go and say that?....
i wasn't ready for that...so personal and cutting....you ruined my whole day!
King of Rock II
06-29-2005, 12:07 PM
this is the first post here thread i posted in except for my own
Echewta
06-29-2005, 12:38 PM
If you say something too mean, I can actually head lock you and make you smell my pits. Boom'n probably would be too busy laughing to defend you.
cosmo105
06-29-2005, 02:17 PM
If you say something too mean, I can actually head lock you and make you smell my pits. Boom'n probably would be too busy laughing to defend you.
but i would never say something too mean to you. i don't like making little girls cry :(
ToucanSpam
06-29-2005, 02:18 PM
I know you want to.
cosmo105
06-29-2005, 02:21 PM
I know you want to.
you are the reincarnation of jim x10,000.
ToucanSpam
06-29-2005, 02:22 PM
you are the reincarnation of jim x10,000.
I dont even know if that is bad.
cosmo105
06-29-2005, 02:39 PM
*kills a penguin*
stop it! no! NOoooo! :(
seriously people, i don't have any hallucinations left in me. sorry.
HEIRESS
06-29-2005, 02:40 PM
:(
*heals that same penguin*
cosmo105
06-29-2005, 02:42 PM
:(
i would never tear you to pieces, sweet cheeks. i'd glue them back together and dress you up in a sailor outfit.
Echewta
06-29-2005, 02:48 PM
I'm not a little girl.
beastiegirrl101
06-29-2005, 03:15 PM
tear it up biotch....
Echewta
06-29-2005, 03:20 PM
I only cry to get my way. And free drinks.
beastiegirrl101
06-29-2005, 03:28 PM
I only cry to get my way. And free drinks.
I cried on sunday to get on a flight home from New Orleans
Echewta
06-29-2005, 03:50 PM
I cried to get on the next slow boat out of China once.
beastiegirrl101
06-29-2005, 03:55 PM
I cried to get on the next slow boat out of China once.
Boo frickin hoo (n)
skra75
08-07-2006, 10:23 PM
+bump+
best thread ever.
too bad echewta killed it, you hippie fuck.:mad:
cosmo105
08-07-2006, 10:35 PM
hah, crazy! i just happen to be sick and delirious again RIGHT NOW! i doubt i can be a jerk to you guys though. i'll just play it safe and say you're all cockgobblers.
b i o n i c
08-07-2006, 11:34 PM
q pops just rolled over in his sleep
jackrock
08-08-2006, 12:14 AM
flame on
tracky
08-08-2006, 12:20 AM
The thread brings a tear to my eye :(
I knew I'd posted in here somewhere but completely forgotten what I said
synch
08-08-2006, 02:12 AM
Heh, I forgot about DS's feminist rant.
Good times.
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