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beastieangel01
06-30-2005, 04:50 PM
makes me wonder: how many people have actually got it on in an elevator? all the way? :confused:
Echewta
06-30-2005, 04:55 PM
not all the way, good heavens no.
yeahwho
06-30-2005, 04:56 PM
I did one time but the lady looked like a dude.
Ace42
06-30-2005, 05:00 PM
I did it in a public toilet once. In the Globe Theatre in London.
monkey
06-30-2005, 05:01 PM
there's just not enough time....
Ace42
06-30-2005, 05:03 PM
there's just not enough time....

Moh, not if you skip the foreplay and don't bother trying to hold out for her. And who cares if anyone else gets on just as long as you get off?
beastieangel01
06-30-2005, 05:03 PM
there's just not enough time....

that's what I figured. And if someone has pulled it off, didn't they have to STOP the elevator?

and doesn't that set off an alarm?

Aerosmith YOU CONFUSE ME.
monkey
06-30-2005, 05:06 PM
Moh, not if you skip the foreplay and don't bother trying to hold out for her. And who cares if anyone else gets on just as long as you get off?

ok mr 10 seconds.
Ace42
06-30-2005, 05:07 PM
ok mr 10 seconds.

Even quicker if I put my mind to it. Sex in an elevator isn't about tantra, it's about putting on your game-face.
Echewta
06-30-2005, 05:08 PM
You mean your O face.
Ace42
06-30-2005, 05:09 PM
You mean your O face.

And look like a constipated harlequin that has just had shit INSERTED rectally.
enree erzweglle
06-30-2005, 05:12 PM
in a museum elevator
HEIRESS
06-30-2005, 05:14 PM
I dont think Ive ever even kissed in an elevator

FECK YO
Echewta
06-30-2005, 05:14 PM
The elevator is just enough time for some finger/skirt action (http://www.hollywoodjesus.com/movie/et/24.jpg)
monkey
06-30-2005, 05:16 PM
oh ive had some amazing makeout sessions in an elevator. so fantastic. yum.
enree erzweglle
06-30-2005, 05:25 PM
In the same museum, different elevator, there was anexhibit where you went into an "elevator" that was supposed to transport you to the center of the earth.

The idea was that once the elevator doors closed, the ride started and there was no getting off, so to speak.

So my then-bf and I tried every day for about a month to get into that elevator. But every single time at the last minute, some old lady or group of kids would get on with us.

I know that the guard knew what we were doing.

For a long time, I could recite that exhibit's narrative by heart. Because once the doors closed, they couldn't be opened again til the end. We saw that exhibit probably 20 times. And never alone.
RobMoney
06-30-2005, 05:25 PM
More fun than an elevator? (http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v304/RobMoney004/ECSC-hotel220elevator.jpg)
Echewta
06-30-2005, 05:28 PM
On one of the shows I worked on, we put hidden cameras in the elevator and had 4 or 5 hot girls get in the elevator with some unsuspecting guy. They would then surround him and start sucking on popcicles. These dudes didn't what to do but just smile stupid. And these girls were going to town on their frozen treats.

Poor guys. It was all a ruse.
yeahwho
06-30-2005, 05:33 PM
On one of the shows I worked on, we put hidden cameras in the elevator and had 4 or 5 hot girls get in the elevator with some unsuspecting guy. They would then surround him and start sucking on popcicles. These dudes didn't what to do but just smile stupid. And these girls were going to town on their frozen treats.

Poor guys. It was all a ruse.

All I ever get is the silent farter in the elevator. Damn.
beastieangel01
06-30-2005, 06:01 PM
The elevator is just enough time for some finger/skirt action (http://www.hollywoodjesus.com/movie/et/24.jpg)

hahaha.

I laugh yet I am grossed out by reading that with that visual. Ahhhh.
skinnybutphat
06-30-2005, 06:31 PM
I have started the mission but never completed it.
LOBSTER PRIZE!
06-30-2005, 06:35 PM
nah the escalator is better, you can bend her over the side.