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QueenAdrock
06-30-2005, 07:52 PM
If you can't beat em, join em.

Go ahead.

Beth
06-30-2005, 09:04 PM
et tu, diana?

TurdBerglar
06-30-2005, 09:05 PM
GO!

ToucanSpam
06-30-2005, 09:09 PM
:D

QueenAdrock
06-30-2005, 09:12 PM
et tu, diana?

I'm thinkin' your a Jerry's Subs and Pizza kind of chick. Italian subs, to be precise. You don't seem to me as a veggie type of chick. You probably <3 teh meat.

QueenAdrock
06-30-2005, 09:12 PM
GO!

You're a 2-pound Fuddruckers fully loaded hamburger kind of guy. And you'd probably stay in the restaurant till that fucker was gone.

QueenAdrock
06-30-2005, 09:13 PM
:D

It may be the screen name, but I'm thinking Froot Loops. And chocolate milk on the side.

ToucanSpam
06-30-2005, 09:14 PM
It may be the screen name, but I'm thinking Froot Loops. And chocolate milk on the side.
I love Fruit Loops.

Chocolate milk is my thing too. :D

QueenAdrock
06-30-2005, 09:16 PM
I AM THE SMARTEST MAN ALIVE



















































...i mean woman

TurdBerglar
06-30-2005, 09:18 PM
You're a 2-pound Fuddruckers fully loaded hamburger kind of guy. And you'd probably stay in the restaurant till that fucker was gone.

i don't know what the hell that is. but i assume it's just a really fuckn' big hamburger smothered in all kinds of shit. and that's sounds just about right

QueenAdrock
06-30-2005, 09:20 PM
It's the hugest slab of beef with even more shit piled on top of it. I'm tellin' you, it's a stomachache in a burger. You should go find a Fuddrucker's near you.

TurdBerglar
06-30-2005, 09:24 PM
i've never heard of that place

Beth
06-30-2005, 09:26 PM
I'm thinkin' your a Jerry's Subs and Pizza kind of chick. Italian subs, to be precise. You don't seem to me as a veggie type of chick. You probably <3 teh meat.
i DO love meat! canadian sausage is my fave.

not an italian sub girl -- i prefer turkey w/ bacon. i dig pizza. i've no idea what jerry's is like, but should i ever be in your area, i'll seek it out.

ToucanSpam
06-30-2005, 09:30 PM
i DO love meat! canadian sausage is my fave.
I'm sorry but I am too much of an immature snot to get past the innuendo. :D

QueenAdrock
06-30-2005, 09:33 PM
My first thought was actually "sausage and pepperoni pizza" but then I was like "No, Diana. Pizza is too run of the mill. Think more exotic."

You don't have a Jerry's down there? They're good.

Chicka B
06-30-2005, 09:34 PM
Ok what kind of food do I eat, and don't say chicken. :D

QueenAdrock
06-30-2005, 09:35 PM
I do think chicken, but Caesar Chicken Salad. Croutons are a plus. Light on the dressing.

But you'll drink non-diet soda with it, as to not be a pussy.

Chicka B
06-30-2005, 09:38 PM
I do think chicken, but Caesar Chicken Salad. Croutons are a plus. Light on the dressing.

But you'll drink non-diet soda with it, as to not be a pussy.

Holy fuck (!) You're good.

QueenAdrock
06-30-2005, 09:43 PM
Boo-yah. I should take all you bitches out to dinner and order for you. :cool:

TurdBerglar
06-30-2005, 09:46 PM
are you paying?

QueenAdrock
06-30-2005, 09:51 PM
Once we're done eating, I'll jump up on the table and scream "FREE FOOD FOR THE POOR!" and run out of the restaurant. You can follow if you like.

TurdBerglar
06-30-2005, 09:54 PM
i don't think i would be able to run after that burger

Beth
06-30-2005, 09:55 PM
My first thought was actually "sausage and pepperoni pizza" but then I was like "No, Diana. Pizza is too run of the mill. Think more exotic."

You don't have a Jerry's down there? They're good.
nope, no jerry's. my favorite pizza is just cheese. the kids and i get it every friday night. there aren't any decent sub places around, so i haven't had a good one in a while. i love everything, from subs to sushi. :)

Medellia
06-30-2005, 10:12 PM
Pizzost!

ScarySquirrel
06-30-2005, 10:14 PM
As opposed to the food I eat online?

Nuzzolese
07-01-2005, 07:38 AM
No, as opposed to the food your fake internet person eats.

She'll never guess my food preferences.

Did you ever notice how famous skinny beautiful rich people are always insisting that they eat junk food all the time when you know they're lying like the kid who stays up all night studying for a test and then pretends he didn't crack a book? And what's with all the fake vegetarian flakes like Drew Barrymore who claims to be a vegan but says "I'll eat meat if my body needs some." If you eat meat you're not a vegetarian, you stupid cow.

zorra_chiflada
07-01-2005, 07:43 AM
And what's with all the fake vegetarian flakes like Drew Barrymore who claims to be a vegan but says "I'll eat meat if my body needs some." If you eat meat you're not a vegetarian, you stupid cow.

hahahahaha!! that's fucking hilarious!

do you think her body needed all the alcohol and drugs she took as a pre-adolescent?

Nuzzolese
07-01-2005, 07:46 AM
Drew Barrymore is a dolt. I don't know why so many people think she's such a darling. Maybe in person her warm charisma and adorable big chin blind people to her idiocy. Have you ever seen the MTV show Trippin' with Cameron Diaz? It's painful, really. Cameron Diaz and her spoiled beautiful Hollywood friends travel the world to delight in the novelty of poor people and somehow reconnect with nature and loving and real communities, with a camera crew and expensive clothes. Barrymore is on it too babbling like a drunk hippie about touching trees and hugging and pooing in the villagers' yards. hmmm, Trippin, maybe they really are on drugs, y'know, cause their bodies need them.

enree erzweglle
07-01-2005, 07:57 AM
No, as opposed to the food your fake internet person eats.

She'll never guess my food preferences.

Did you ever notice how famous skinny beautiful rich people are always insisting that they eat junk food all the time when you know they're lying like the kid who stays up all night studying for a test and then pretends he didn't crack a book? And what's with all the fake vegetarian flakes like Drew Barrymore who claims to be a vegan but says "I'll eat meat if my body needs some." If you eat meat you're not a vegetarian, you stupid cow.

Every day, it seems that I read a post of yours and think, "That's a nuzz classic." Hopefully you do something that nets you some money from your writings. So funny.

Nuzzolese
07-01-2005, 08:07 AM
Every day, it seems that I read a post of yours and think, "That's a nuzz classic." Hopefully you do something that nets you some money from your writings. So funny.

Thank you. Oh if only someone would pay me for it.

enree erzweglle
07-01-2005, 08:12 AM
Thank you. Oh if only someone would pay me for it.
I would. If there was a nuzz meter, I'd fill it up with quarters.

There are people who post and if they ever go away, they'd take a lot of people with them. That's you. I look forward to your innovative/thoughtful threads and your witty comebacks. You think speed-of-light fast. I love that.

I wonder if you talk as quickly as you think. I think I'd guess that you are (or maybe were at some other point) a fast-talker.

Nuzzolese
07-01-2005, 08:18 AM
I would. If there was a nuzz meter, I'd fill it up with quarters.

There are people who post and if they ever go away, they'd take a lot of people with them. That's you. I look forward to your innovative/thoughtful threads and your witty comebacks. You think speed-of-light fast. I love that.

I wonder if you talk as quickly as you think. I think I'd guess that you are (or maybe were at some other point) a fast-talker.

I could make a nuzz meter! I really could, I could open a paypal account and charge for my comments, but I don't think that would work. There's no paid employment for someone to be a good message boarder. I went away once and no one came with me. Ha! So, maybe you think more of what I'm saying than others.

I'm not a fast-talker but I interrupt people too much because I get excited. It's a bad habit. Of course online you have so much more time to think and edit and look things up if you need to reference them.

QueenAdrock
07-01-2005, 09:50 AM
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I think you have a sweet tooth. You probably like pie. And if you don't, you should.

QueenAdrock
07-01-2005, 09:51 AM
Pizzost!

I'm thinking barbeque.

QueenAdrock
07-01-2005, 09:53 AM
As opposed to the food I eat online?

You sir, strike me as a dipper. I think you like hot wings with bleu cheese, and mozzarella sticks with marinara. I also think you like breakfast sammiches.

QueenAdrock
07-01-2005, 09:54 AM
No, as opposed to the food your fake internet person eats.

She'll never guess my food preferences.


Mediterranean grilled?

QueenAdrock
07-01-2005, 09:57 AM
hahahahaha!! that's fucking hilarious!

do you think her body needed all the alcohol and drugs she took as a pre-adolescent?


I'd say you eat rocks just because of your avatar, but that would make me a dork for knowing what a goron was. HEHAHAHAHAHA


Umm, you strike me as a grilled cheese type of chick.

zorra_chiflada
07-01-2005, 09:58 AM
I'd say you eat rocks just because of your avatar, but that would make me a dork for knowing what a goron was. HEHAHAHAHAHA


Umm, you strike me as a grilled cheese type of chick.

ooh yes, i do fancy a grilled cheese sandwich

HEIRESS
07-01-2005, 10:00 AM
Mmmmmm

TAL
07-01-2005, 10:00 AM
*growl*

Nuzzolese
07-01-2005, 10:02 AM
Mediterranean grilled?

That sounds okay what is it, Olive oil and Polenta?

QueenAdrock
07-01-2005, 10:08 AM
From my understanding, it's a whole-wheat noodle dish with veggies, grilled chicken, olives, and a light mediterranean sauce. Glass of wine on the side, your choice of red or white.

kll
07-01-2005, 10:09 AM
me!

QueenAdrock
07-01-2005, 10:10 AM
Mmmmmm

Wheat-grass shakes and honey-toasted bread because your man's all into healthy stuff. You're not into the run of the mill healthy though, you're into damn dirty hippy healthy stuff. ;)

But I think you also have a sweet tooth on the side, like perhaps toasted marshmallows?

QueenAdrock
07-01-2005, 10:11 AM
*growl*

I don't know much about you, but I'd guess you like Italian. Probably lasagna with parmesean. White wine?

Nuzzolese
07-01-2005, 10:11 AM
From my understanding, it's a whole-wheat noodle dish with veggies, grilled chicken, olives, and a light mediterranean sauce. Glass of wine on the side, your choice of red or white.

Oh, hmm, without the chicken then yes that sounds good. I'm more of a ginger, cumin, cayenne pepper wild rice and beans girl but this is no longer interesting to anyone.

HEIRESS
07-01-2005, 10:11 AM
OR SPECIAL EDITION MOCHA ALMOND FUDGE DRUMSTICK ICECREAMS FROM 7/11

errr I mean uhh... :o

QueenAdrock
07-01-2005, 10:12 AM
me!

I think you fancy fruit smoothies. Strawberry and banana?

But you also strike me as a sub kind of chick. Turkey club.

QueenAdrock
07-01-2005, 10:13 AM
:(

Still am.


Bagels with cream cheese and lox.

QueenAdrock
07-01-2005, 10:15 AM
Oh, hmm, without the chicken then yes that sounds good. I'm more of a ginger, cumin, cayenne pepper wild rice and beans girl but this is no longer interesting to anyone.

So Indian food? I was trying to think of something exotic, and you struck me more as Mediterranean cafe-type, but I also thought Indian.

TAL
07-01-2005, 10:15 AM
I don't know much about you, but I'd guess you like Italian. Probably lasagna with parmesean. White wine?
Great guessing there lady (y)

Loppfessor
07-01-2005, 10:16 AM
May I be the next to test your skills please?

QueenAdrock
07-01-2005, 10:17 AM
You like sausages! Bratwurst and Polish sausages.

Loppfessor
07-01-2005, 10:18 AM
You like sausages! Bratwurst and Polish sausages.


Nice try....I live in Germany but I'm not German....

Nuzzolese
07-01-2005, 10:18 AM
So Indian food? I was trying to think of something exotic, and you struck me more as Mediterranean cafe-type, but I also thought Indian.

No no you were really close, I like asian and mediterranean the most. They're so vegetarian-friendly and spicey.

kll
07-01-2005, 10:18 AM
You like sausages! Bratwurst and Polish sausages.

this is what i thought you'd say about me!

QueenAdrock
07-01-2005, 10:19 AM
Nice try....I live in Germany but I'm not German....

That doesn't mean you don't like sausages. Spicy ones.

How about slim jim beef jerky?

QueenAdrock
07-01-2005, 10:21 AM
this is what i thought you'd say about me!


haha, you <3 teh footlongz

Loppfessor
07-01-2005, 10:21 AM
That doesn't mean you don't like sausages. Spicy ones.

How about slim jim beef jerky?


Gross no....probably what you said bout Turd or BigBlue. I love a nice burger and my favorite food is chicken wings with ranch dressing. I still hold the lunch time record at my first base of 36 wings in one lunch hour.

QueenAdrock
07-01-2005, 10:22 AM
dammit :mad:

what nationality are you?

Loppfessor
07-01-2005, 10:26 AM
dammit :mad:

what nationality are you?

American yo! U-S-A!! U-S-A!! .....umm sorry I do that sometimes.

QueenAdrock
07-01-2005, 10:40 AM
Well shit. I still wouldn't have said burgers though. I would have said steak and potatoes.

Loppfessor
07-01-2005, 10:41 AM
Well shit. I still wouldn't have said burgers though. I would have said steak and potatoes.


Okay you win! I love a nice rare steak with potatoes....mmmm but that's like a meal. The wings I'll eat anytime especially during football season.

beastiegirrl101
07-01-2005, 10:49 AM
foodie here!

Nuzzolese
07-01-2005, 10:50 AM
dammit :mad:

what nationality are you?

Did you think he was Italian?!

kll
07-01-2005, 10:51 AM
my prediction is that nuzz and lopp will be the next "board couple", but won't tell anyone until they are married...

Loppfessor
07-01-2005, 10:56 AM
my prediction is that nuzz and lopp will be the next "board couple", but won't tell anyone until they are married...

Yeah right! I wish I had someone with her intellect and imagination!

Nuzzolese
07-01-2005, 10:57 AM
Yeah right! I wish I had someone with her intellect and imagination!

You had me at yeah right! :o

kll
07-01-2005, 10:58 AM
told ya!

Nuzzolese
07-01-2005, 11:00 AM
People said the same thing about me and Qdrop but then his girlfriend came and shot me in the chest while I was trying to stab her with a giant butcher knife in the bathroom.

kll
07-01-2005, 11:02 AM
see? you learned something. never go after a guy with a girlfriend... you, at least, aren't making the same mistake with this one...

Loppfessor
07-01-2005, 11:06 AM
Yeah right I'd marry her only to later catch her sleeping with one of my body guards!! Then I'd have to kill them both...then I'd hafta find a new body guard! That sounds like too much hassle to me.

kll
07-01-2005, 11:07 AM
Yeah right I'd marry her only to later catch her sleeping with one of my body guards!! Then I'd have to kill them both...then I'd hafta find a new body guard! That sounds like too much hassle to me.

no way! you forget, she's REPULSED by 99.9% of men... if you can land her, she'll be yours forever... just make sure your bodyguards have hairy backs and you'll be fine!

Nuzzolese
07-01-2005, 11:09 AM
no way! you forget, she's REPULSED by 99.9% of men... if you can land her, she'll be yours forever... just make sure your bodyguards have hairy backs and you'll be fine!

That's true! Lucky 1% club with exclusive privileges!

mickill
07-01-2005, 11:12 AM
Psssh. What privileges?

kll
07-01-2005, 11:13 AM
Psssh. What privileges?
your hairy back won't get you in...

TAL
07-01-2005, 11:14 AM
That's true! Lucky 1% club with exclusive privileges!
No, 0.1%

mickill
07-01-2005, 11:17 AM
your hairy back won't get you in...
Look, I only have one more laser hair removal session left and I'm done, ok?

beastieangel01
07-01-2005, 11:18 AM
I am craving Hooters chicken wings right now. Seriously.

(no job jokes, thanks).

Nuzzolese
07-01-2005, 11:18 AM
No, 0.1%

Who needs decimals when you have man standards?! This isn't mathematics, this is my feelings!

kll
07-01-2005, 11:19 AM
Look, I only have one more laser hair removal session left and I'm done, ok?

oh shit, lopp - look out!

Nuzzolese
07-01-2005, 11:20 AM
Psssh. What privileges?

Didn't you see the spanking thread?

Loppfessor
07-01-2005, 11:30 AM
oh shit, lopp - look out!


Hey back off dudes! I already started making payments on a ring just $16 a month for the next 159 months baby!

kll
07-01-2005, 11:32 AM
Hey back off dudes! I already started making payments on a ring just $16 a month for the next 159 months baby!


poor nuzz...

Loppfessor
07-01-2005, 11:33 AM
poor nuzz...


No seriously how much are you supposed to spend on the ring 2 or 3 months salary?? :confused:

kll
07-01-2005, 11:34 AM
No seriously how much are you supposed to spend on the ring 2 or 3 months salary?? :confused:

yeah, they say that's the rule... i have found though that anything under $5000 is pretty shitty though...

now we know you make $700/month... you'll never win her over with that... maybe you need a 2nd or 3rd job, dear...

Nuzzolese
07-01-2005, 11:35 AM
I don't understand engagement rings. They're just to show off. Why do people need them to be so fancy? Maybe I will change my mind later but I would feel like a fraud with a big rock on my finger. I've never been awed by diamonds. Even when I went to see the crown jewels in London, I was initially excited to see pretty, sparkly things, but then I grew a little disgusted at the excessive display of it all just for accessories.

kll
07-01-2005, 11:36 AM
I don't understand engagement rings. They're just to show off. Why do people need them to be so fancy?

quality not quantity,





well depends...






actually, lopp - you win because she doesn't require anything

Loppfessor
07-01-2005, 11:39 AM
^ I'm sure she'd love anything I got her just cus it was from me :D

kll
07-01-2005, 11:53 AM
^ I'm sure she'd love anything I got her just cus it was from me :D

for your sake, i hope so...




i have yet to find a girl genuinely happy with her 1/4 carat diamond solitaire... if she says she is, she's lying...

Loppfessor
07-01-2005, 11:54 AM
for your sake, i hope so...




i have yet to find a girl genuinely happy with her 1/4 carat diamond solitaire... if she says she is, she's lying...


When the time comes that's what I got a mom for. I mean I could find out what cut and size the girl wants but I'd still need my momma or one of my sisters to show me what the hell that meant...

sjp
07-01-2005, 04:32 PM
alright

King PSYZ
07-01-2005, 04:57 PM
im hungry

like2_drink
07-01-2005, 04:58 PM
meee

Medellia
07-02-2005, 03:01 AM
I'm thinking barbeque.
Barbeque?! :confused:

I like Thai food and veggie burgers thankyouverymuch. :p

King of Rock II
07-02-2005, 03:05 AM
me me what kind of food would suit my personality best do you think?! tell me because if you tell me what kind of food would best suit my personality according to your opinion i could change my diet and eat food that would be more appropriate for a person like me because i don't want to be eating something and people watching me eat something and whispering to each other look what that guy's eating that doesn't seem to fit at all no thats not a good combination he needs to be eating something else so if youll tell me i could eat what you tell me and then people would watch me eat something and theyll be like yes this is a good picture the guy who's eating the food and the food he's eating are in accordance with each other its a good combination of food and person