GUESS!!

[Tone Capone]

Name the one sport in which neither the spectators nor the participants know the score or the leader until the contest ends.

[Loppfessor]

Is it animal mineral or vegetable?

[Tone Capone]

Is it animal mineral or vegetable?

no...

[TAL]

Boxing?

[Loppfessor]

In that case I respectfully decline to answer the question on that basis that it might incriminate me.

[Tone Capone]

Boxing?

Yeah... (y)

Where were you on THAT one Loppfessor?! :mad:

[King of Rock II]

yeah is it boxing? i'm thinking boxing

[Tone Capone]

What famous North American landmark is constantly moving backward?

[King of Rock II]

mount rushmore?

i was too late with the boxing thing and now i look stupid... i replied before you gave the answer

[Tone Capone]

mount rushmore?

i was too late with the boxing thing and now i look stupid... i replied before you gave the answer

Not Mount Rushmore.

[Tone Capone]

Name the only sport in which the ball is always in possession of the team on defense, and the offensive team can score without touching the ball?

[Loppfessor]

Yeah... (y)

Where were you on THAT one Loppfessor?! :mad:


Well that's cus to me boxing aint a "sport" it's a way of life!!

anywho is it, California??

[Tone Capone]

What famous North American landmark is constantly moving backward?

Niagara Falls
The rim is worn down about two and a half feet each year because
of the millions of gallons of water that rush over it every minute.

[Lex Diamonds]

Name the only sport in which the ball is always in possession of the team on defense, and the offensive team can score without touching the ball?
Baseball?

[synch]

Name the only sport in which the ball is always in possession of the team on defense, and the offensive team can score without touching the ball?
Could have been volleyball before the rule change.

Edit: Good call padster.

[Loppfessor]

Baseball?


that's my guess too

[Tone Capone]

Baseball?

YUP (y)

[Tone Capone]

Only three words in standard English begin with the letters "dw" and they are all common words. Name two of them.

[Loppfessor]

Is "dweeb" a real word?

[b-grrrlie]

dwell
dwarf

[Loppfessor]

Dwayne??....my middle name cept I spell it Dewayne

[Tone Capone]

dwell
dwarf


Dwarf,dwell,and dwindle. (y)

[Tone Capone]

Dwayne??....my middle name cept I spell it Dewayne

I didn't know your middle name is Dwayne! What else have you been hiding from me!!! :mad:

[b-grrrlie]

OK had to check the dictionary for the third one: dwindle. Never heard that word before.

[Tone Capone]

There are 14 punctuation marks in English grammar. Can you name at least half of them?

[Loppfessor]

I didn't know your middle name is Dwayne! What else have you been hiding from me!!! :mad:


It's not but that's what I tell people cus I'm crazy like that.








ps I won't tell anyone that yours is Cornelius

[b-grrrlie]

Full stop, comma, ; :

[Tone Capone]

ps I won't tell anyone that yours is Cornelius

Dude... that's not cool. You totally just told everyone my middle name... what if there is some kinda identity thief on the board?

[Tone Capone]

Full stop, comma, ; :

That's only 4... you need at least 7...

Actually that's only 3 because I'm not counting "full stop"


AND YOU HAVE TO NAME THEM!

[Lex Diamonds]

' apostrophe
! exclamation mark
, comma
. full stop
? question mark
" speech mark
: colon
; semi-colon
/ slash
- dash

[Tone Capone]

' apostrophe
! exclamation mark
, comma
. full stop
? question mark
" speech mark
: colon
; semi-colon
/ slash
- dash

Yup (y)

period, comma, colon, semicolon, dash, hyphen, apostrophe, question mark, exclamation point, quotation marks, brackets, parenthesis, braces, and ellipses.

[Tone Capone]

Where are the lakes that are referred to in the Los Angeles Lakers?

[Loppfessor]

Where are the lakes that are referred to in the Los Angeles Lakers?


Didn’t they relocate from Minnesota or something? The land of a 10,000 lakes?

[Tone Capone]

Didn’t they relocate from Minnesota or something? The land of a 10,000 lakes?

You are wise beyond your years (y)

The original lakes referred to in Lakers.... in Minnesota. (The team was originally known as the Minneapolis Lakers, and kept the name when they moved west.)

[Tone Capone]

Name the only vegetable or fruit that is never sold frozen, canned, cooked, or in any other form except fresh.

[Loppfessor]

You are wise beyond your years (y)

The original lakes referred to in Lakers.... in Minnesota. (The team was originally known as the Minneapolis Lakers, and kept the name when they moved west.)

Come to think of it isn't there a similar story about your favorite NBA team the Utah Jazz??

[Tone Capone]

Name 6 or more things that you can wear on your feet beginning with the letter "s."

[Loppfessor]

Name 6 or more things that you can wear on your feet beginning with the letter "s."

sandals, slippers, shoes, sneakers, socks, skies, skates ummm slime....

[Mr. Boomin'Granny]

Name the only vegetable or fruit that is never sold frozen, canned, cooked, or in any other form except fresh.
lettuce

[synch]

ps I won't tell anyone that yours is Cornelius
Heh. Last Boyscout.

[Mr. Boomin'Granny]

Name 6 or more things that you can wear on your feet beginning with the letter "s."
shoes, socks, sandals, sneakers, slippers, skis, skates, snowshoes, stockings, stilts

found it (http://neddybee.blogspot.com/2005/05/answers.html)

[Tone Capone]

sandals, slippers, shoes, sneakers, socks, skies, skates ummm slime....

You are good.... maybe TOO GOOD (y)

Six or more things you can wear on your feet beginning with "s"... shoes, socks, sandals, sneakers, slippers, skis, skates, snowshoes, stockings, stilts.

[Loppfessor]

shoes, socks, sandals, sneakers, slippers, skis, skates, snowshoes, stockings, stilts

found it (http://neddybee.blogspot.com/2005/05/answers.html)


bah, my answer was better

[Tone Capone]

shoes, socks, sandals, sneakers, slippers, skis, skates, snowshoes, stockings, stilts

found it (http://neddybee.blogspot.com/2005/05/answers.html)

MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!
I actually got it on an e-mail.

[Loppfessor]

MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!

Hey how come that's blocked at Spang but not your base?

[Mr. Boomin'Granny]

]

[b-grrrlie]

[Tone Capone]

Hey how come that's blocked at Spang but not your base?

I got it from an e-mail. Mr. Granny is the only one loser-ish enough to track down a website with the info though (cheating). I was able to access the site though, who knows?

[Tone Capone]

There are 5 apples in a basket and five people in a room. How can you give an apple to each person in the room and yet leave one apple in the basket.

[Tone Capone]

A man dressed all in black is walking down a country lane. Suddenly a large black car without any lights on comes round the corner and screeches to a halt.How did the driver know there was a man in the road?

[b-grrrlie]

You keep the basket with the apple in it.

[Loppfessor]

Stop it! You're blowing my mind!!

[b-grrrlie]

A man dressed all in black is walking down a country lane. Suddenly a large black car without any lights on comes round the corner and screeches to a halt.How did the driver know there was a man in the road?
It was daylight

[Tone Capone]

You keep the basket with the apple in it.


Close enough (y)
Give one of them the basket with an apple in it.

[Tone Capone]

It was daylight

You're DYNAMITE!!! (y)

[Tone Capone]

A man and a dog were going down the street. The man rode, yet walked. What was the dog's name?

[synch]

yet

[Yorkshire~Rose]

Pork Chop!

I mean YET! :D

[Yorkshire~Rose]

yet

bugger :(

[Tone Capone]

yet

You are correct but, I'm going to have to give it to Yorkshire~Rose for throwing in the word "pork chop" .

[Tone Capone]

I totally said "give it to Yorshire~Rose" that was awesome. :cool:

[Tone Capone]

If 5 cats catch 5 mice in 5 minutes, how long will it take one cat to catch a mouse?

[Yorkshire~Rose]

You are correct but, I'm going to have to give it to Yorkshire~Rose for throwing in the word "pork chop" .

Y'see. It's all about knowing what they want to hear... :D

[Yorkshire~Rose]

I totally said "give it to Yorshire~Rose" that was awesome. :cool:

Frisky.

[synch]

If 5 cats catch 5 mice in 5 minutes, how long will it take one cat to catch a mouse?
5 minutes

[Tone Capone]

5 minutes

Yes.

I also would have accepted "pork chops" (y)

[synch]

Of course.

I can't spare any though.

Sorry dude :(

[Tone Capone]

How can you tell the difference between a can of chicken soup and a can of tomato soup?

[synch]

Label?

[Tone Capone]

Label?

YES YES YES and YES!!!! (y)

[Tone Capone]

I cannot be felt, seen or touched; Yet I can be found in everybody; My existence is always in debate; Yet I have my own style of music. What Am I?

[b-grrrlie]

Breath? Air?



SOUL!!!

[Tone Capone]

Breath? Air?



SOUL!!!


(y)

[Tone Capone]

No legs have I to dance,
No lungs have I to breathe,
No life have I to live or die
And yet I do all three.
What am I?

[b-grrrlie]

Fire! (I bring you tu burn!)

[Tone Capone]

Fire! (I bring you tu burn!)

You got me... (y)

[Tone Capone]

What 7 letter word becomes longer when the third letter is removed?

[b-grrrlie]

Shall I do this one as well?

Lounger



Actually had to google and found the riddles site so this isn't fair anymore....

[Tone Capone]

Shall I do this one as well?

Lounger



Actually had to google and found the riddles site so this isn't fair anymore....

Google huh? Alright then.

How many fingers am I holding up?

[Freebasser]

13

[Homsar]

Name the one sport in which neither the spectators nor the participants know the score or the leader until the contest ends.
Calvinball.

[Homsar]

How many fingers am I holding up?

None. You have no hands. Was this a trick question or something? Geez.

[Homsar]

What 7 letter word becomes longer when the third letter is removed?

Seven

[Homsar]

No legs have I to dance,
No lungs have I to breathe,
No life have I to live or die
And yet I do all three.
What am I?

The twelve 'o' clock shuttle.

[Homsar]

I cannot be felt, seen or touched; Yet I can be found in everybody; My existence is always in debate; Yet I have my own style of music. What Am I?

Opera

[Homsar]

How can you tell the difference between a can of chicken soup and a can of tomato soup?

You can't. They're both grapefruits.

[Homsar]

Where are the lakes that are referred to in the Los Angeles Lakers?

Lake 1, Lake 2, Lake 3 and Rikki Lake.

[Homsar]

Name the only vegetable or fruit that is never sold frozen, canned, cooked, or in any other form except fresh.

Veal

[Homsar]

Name 6 or more things that you can wear on your feet beginning with the letter "s."

Sausage, Salad, Sonic Booms, Satire, Styxx, Ryan Friesten, and the 1923 copper car.

[Homsar]

There are 5 apples in a basket and five people in a room. How can you give an apple to each person in the room and yet leave one apple in the basket.

Sell them all for 50 pounds. The poor one won't get any.

[Homsar]

A man dressed all in black is walking down a country lane. Suddenly a large black car without any lights on comes round the corner and screeches to a halt.How did the driver know there was a man in the road?

He realized it after he found blood covering his headlights. This was after he realized he was driving without lights on. The puke.

[Homsar]

A man and a dog were going down the street. The man rode, yet walked. What was the dog's name?

Ugly Cat

[Loppfessor]

Homsar is rapidly becoming the board skitzo

[Tzar]

he fucked up this thread big time.
stupid kent.

[Loppfessor]

he fucked up this thread big time.
stupid kent.


Yeah stupid kent.....wait, kent??

[Tzar]

Yeah stupid kent.....wait, kent??

sometimes i say/use kent instead of cunt.

so when one character on the Simpsons says "Kent Brockman here" - Tzar starts laughing.

[Homsar]

Homsar is rapidly becoming the board skitzo

How so?

[Loppfessor]

How so?

Umm most of your posts don't make any damn sense

[Homsar]

BECAUSE YOU"RE A FOREIGNER!!!!!!!!!21ok31oi32ioj

[Loppfessor]

BECAUSE YOU"RE A FOREIGNER!!!!!!!!!21ok31oi32ioj

Foreign to who doofus?? There's people from like 20 different countries on here.

[Homsar]

To Ugly Cat, not who doofus.

[BangkokB]

21 ~ But I still have no idea what you all are talking about

[Loppfessor]

21 ~ But I still have no idea what you all are talking about


Basically homsar and how he desperately seeks attention

[Homsar]

It's like heroin, but worse. I need the attention fix.

[Lex Diamonds]

It's like heroin, but worse. I need the attention fix.
Hey man what's with all the hating on heroin? :(

[Homsar]

It lied to me. Twas the night before Saturday and I was reading a book about how to cook a frozen pea separate from its brethren. Knocking on the door was this lonely man selling heroin. I thought it was children's medicine and bought some. Before I knew it, the thing was going on about the Stock Market of the US and how to sell Mr. Henry vacuum cleaners. It lied about all that stuff.

[Lex Diamonds]

It lied to me. Twas the night before Saturday and I was reading a book about how to cook a frozen pea separate from its brethren. Knocking on the door was this lonely man selling heroin. I thought it was children's medicine and bought some. Before I knew it, the thing was going on about the Stock Market of the US and how to sell Mr. Henry vacuum cleaners. It lied about all that stuff.
Aw, unlucky man. Drugs can be such a cunt sometimes.

[Homsar]

Not the children's vitamins though. They just can't be negative pukes. I shove about eight of them into my system at once. That's usually when I forget everything and randomly end up in places where I wish I was dead.

[Lex Diamonds]

That's usually when I forget everything and randomly end up in places where I wish I was dead.
That's what happens to me without drugs.

[Homsar]

I'll send my card to you.

[Tone Capone]

A man dressed all in black is walking down a country lane. Suddenly a large black car without any lights on comes round the corner and screeches to a halt.How did the driver know there was a man in the road?

Because it was daylight people.

[Tone Capone]

What have you got if you have two fuzzy green balls in the palm of your hand?

[Yorkshire~Rose]

What have you got if you have two fuzzy green balls in the palm of your hand?

Two 2-week old pork chops that have gone very mouldy?

[Homsar]

What have you got if you have two fuzzy green balls in the palm of your hand?

A pair of antlers.

[Tone Capone]

Two 2-week old pork chops that have gone very mouldy?

YES!!! (y)

I also would have accepted :Kermit's undivided attention.

[Yorkshire~Rose]

YES!!! (y)

I also would have accepted :Kermit's undevided attention.

Hehehe! :D

[Tone Capone]

Why can't Kevin Laroche, who is now living in Canada, not be buried in the USA?

[Yorkshire~Rose]

Why can't Kevin Laroche, who is now living in Canada, not be buried in the USA?

Because he's not dead yet?!

[Tone Capone]

Because he's not dead yet?!

You are too good to be true. (y)

[Tone Capone]

The following sentence is false. The preceding sentence is true. Are these sentences true or false?

[Tone Capone]

A man was found murdered on Sunday morning. His wife immediately called the police. The police questioned the wife and staff and got these alibis:
The Wife said she was sleeping.
The Cook was cooking breakfast.
The Gardener was picking vegetables.
The Maid was getting the mail.
The Butler was cleaning the closet.

The police instantly arrested the murderer. Who did it and how did they know?

[Loppfessor]

You're like some kinda non-stop riddle machine....

[Yorkshire~Rose]

You are too good to be true. (y)

Not anymore.

That made my brain hurt. I think it's a trick question.

[Tone Capone]

You're like some kinda non-stop riddle machine....

Yo... it get's boring working midshift... NOW ANSWER THE RIDDLES!!! :mad:

[Tone Capone]

Not anymore.

That made my brain hurt. I think it's a trick question.

You better break out the good stuff woman!!!! (mentally)

[Yorkshire~Rose]

oooh! ooooh! Is it the maid?

Because there is no post on a sunday!!!

[Loppfessor]

A man was found murdered on Sunday morning. His wife immediately called the police. The police questioned the wife and staff and got these alibis:
The Wife said she was sleeping.
The Cook was cooking breakfast.
The Gardener was picking vegetables.
The Maid was getting the mail.
The Butler was cleaning the closet.

The police instantly arrested the murderer. Who did it and how did they know?


The maid...no mail on Sunday how ya like me now sucka??!!

[Tone Capone]

oooh! ooooh! Is it the maid?

Because there is no post on a sunday!!!

How did you guess that?! (y)

[Yorkshire~Rose]

How did you guess that?! (y)

I just read it again...and again...and again.

What about email though? huh? huh?!

[Tone Capone]

I just read it again...and again...and again.

What about email though? huh? huh?!

You win this batte Ms. ~Rose

[Loppfessor]

She cheated! I had the right answer too ya know!

[Tone Capone]

Not anymore.

That made my brain hurt. I think it's a trick question.

Yo that IS a trick question... efforts must be increased.... BY ME! :mad:

[Tone Capone]

She cheated! I had the right answer too ya know!

Those are some strong allegations Mr. Fessor. You better be able to back that up.

[Yorkshire~Rose]

She cheated! I had the right answer too ya know!

I did not cheat. :mad:

If it makes you feel better we are both as clever as each other.

[/massages ego]

[Loppfessor]

Those are some strong allegations Mr. Fessor. You better be able to back that up.


Back like the back of my had across some haters faces!

[Tone Capone]

Back like the back of my had across some haters faces!

OOOH FACE!!!! (y)

[Tone Capone]

Jack and Jill where sitting in their family room one night. While Jack was watching T.V his wife Jill was reading. All of a sudden the power went out and Jack decided to go to bed, but Jill kept on reading. With no use of artificial light, Jill kept on reading.

How?

[Tone Capone]

A large truck is crossing a bridge 1 mile long. The bridge can only hold 14000 lbs, which is the exact weight of the truck. The truck makes it half way across the bridge and stops. A bird lands on the truck.

Does the bridge collapse? Give a reason.

[Loppfessor]

Jack and Jill where sitting in their family room one night. While Jack was watching T.V his wife Jill was reading. All of a sudden the power went out and Jack decided to go to bed, but Jill kept on reading. With no use of artificial light, Jill kept on reading.

How?


Jill is blind reading in brail (sp?)??

[Yorkshire~Rose]

Jill is blind reading in brail (sp?)??

Holy shit!! (y) (y)

[Tone Capone]

Jill is blind reading in brail (sp?)??

Yup!! (y)

[Yorkshire~Rose]

A large truck is crossing a bridge 1 mile long. The bridge can only hold 14000 lbs, which is the exact weight of the truck. The truck makes it half way across the bridge and stops. A bird lands on the truck.

Does the bridge collapse? Give a reason.

OK....after much thought I think the 1 mile has something to do with this. Is it something (stupid) like the truck has used half a miles worth of petrol so is a teensy bit lighter?

So therefore does not collapse

[Tone Capone]

OK....after much thought I think the 1 mile has something to do with this. Is it something (stupid) like the truck has used half a miles worth of petrol so is a teensy bit lighter?

So therefore does not collapse

Wrong! The truck used half a miles worth a GAS! :D (y) ;)

[Yorkshire~Rose]

Wrong! The truck used half a miles worth a GAS! :D (y) ;)

Ouch! You're a hard man to please Tone.

:D

[Loppfessor]

Ouch! You're a hard man to please Tone.

:D


You don't know the half of it sister! Last year on his b-day I presented him with some macaroni are I had made. It was a picture of he and I fishing at a lake. He was like "What the hell!!?? My left arm is bigger than my right! Idiot!" then he tossed it in the garbage... :o

[Tone Capone]

Ouch! You're a hard man to please Tone.

:D

:D

[Tone Capone]

You don't know the half of it sister! Last year on his b-day I presented him with some macaroni are I had made. It was a picture of he and I fishing at a lake. He was like "What the hell!!?? My left arm is bigger than my right! Idiot!" then he tossed it in the garbage... :o

You better get it right this year :mad:

[Yorkshire~Rose]

You don't know the half of it sister! Last year on his b-day I presented him with some macaroni are I had made. It was a picture of he and I fishing at a lake. He was like "What the hell!!?? My left arm is bigger than my right! Idiot!" then he tossed it in the garbage... :o

I feel the need to do this.

I haven't done it in years.

But.....LMAO!!! :D

[Loppfessor]

I feel the need to do this.

I haven't done it in years.

But.....LMAO!!! :D

I'm glad my suffering provides some pleasure to you....it's cool though this year I'm going to be doing an interpretive dance for his b-day bash

[Yorkshire~Rose]

Is that meant to be a surprise? Cos y'know...he'll read this and shit.

I can picture you wearing some kind of leotard for this performance too....

[Tone Capone]

Is that meant to be a surprise? Cos y'know...he'll read this and shit.

I can picture you wearing some kind of leotard for this performance too....

It's cool, he did a very moving dance for Ju's birthday and it was awesome!! I mean, not a dry eye in the room (y)

[Loppfessor]

It's cool, he did a very moving dance for Ju's birthday and it was awesome!! I mean, not a dry eye in the room (y)


Hearing that makes month of practice and two broken bones all worth while.

[Tone Capone]

1. If you are choking on an ice cube, don't panic. Simply pour a cup of boiling water down your throat and presto. The blockage will be almost instantly removed.

2. Clumsy? Avoid cutting yourself while slicing vegetables by getting someone else to hold them while you chop away.

3. Avoid arguments with the Mrs. about lifting the toilet seat by simply using the sink.

4. For high blood pressure sufferers: simply cut yourself and bleed for a few minutes, thus reducing the pressure in your veins. Remember to use a timer.

5. A mouse trap, placed on top of your alarm clock, will prevent you from rolling over and going back to sleep after you hit the snooze button.

6. If you have a bad cough, take a large dose of laxatives, then you will be afraid to cough.

7. Have a bad toothache? Smash your thumb with a hammer, and you will forget about the toothache.

Sometimes, we just need to remember what the rules of life really are:
You only need two tools: WD-40 and Duct Tape.
If it doesn't move and should, use the WD-40.
If it shouldn't move and does, use the duct tape.

Remember:
Everyone seems normal until you get to know them.

Never pass up an opportunity to go to the bathroom.

[b-grrrlie]

Near a tree by a river there's a hole in the ground.
Where an old man of Erin goes around and around.
And his mind is a beacon in the veil of the night.
For a strange kind of fashion there's a wrong and a right.
But he'll never never fight over you.

[Tone Capone]

Near a tree by a river there's a hole in the ground.
Where an old man of Erin goes around and around.
And his mind is a beacon in the veil of the night.
For a strange kind of fashion there's a wrong and a right.
But he'll never never fight over you.

HEY! What's going on here?

[b-grrrlie]

THE riddle! ;)