Some of you

[Echewta]

I'm sure could use this. I'm just looking out for you. (http://www.no-porn.com/)

[Tzar]

*thinks about it*

naaaaaaaaaaahhh.

life without porn is like life without sex. there's no point of masturbating if you got no material.

[Beth]

i just so happen to have watched the south park episode where the lord of the rings accidentally gets switched with stan's parent's porno, back door sluts 9.

mr. marsh: you see token, that was called a pornographic film. it shows adult men and adult women having sexual intercourse. you see, when a man and a woman fall in love, the man puts his penis in the woman's vagina. it's called lovemaking and it's part of being in love.

token: and when the woman has 4 penises in her at the same time, then stands over the men and pees on them, is that part of being in love too?

token: 5 midgets, spanking a man covered with thousand island dressing. is that making love?

[yeahwho]

It's probably in my make-up or something, but I bought that program and damn if it wasn't enough, before you knew it I built a set of shelves for all my books and software on "Breaking the Porn Addiction" series. I became powerless over my desire to know everything about how to break porn addiction. I'm a fucking mess.

[Beth]

stan (to the parents): we just returned the video. (note: stan, kyle and cartman never saw the porno)

mr. marsh: all right, now listen kids. there are some things we need to put in context for you. you see, a man puts his penis into the woman's vagina for both love and pleasure. but sometimes the woman lays on top of the man facing the other way so that they can put each other's genitals in their mouths. this is called 69ing and it's normal.

mrs. marsh: see boys, a woman is sensitive in her vagina and it feels good to have a man's penis inside of it.

mrs. brofloski: that's right! but sometimes a woman chooses to use other things: telephones, staplers, magazines. it's because the nerve endings in the vagina are so sensitive. it's like a fun tickle.

mr. brofloski: now, on to double penetration boys. you see, sometimes when a woman has sex with more than one man, each man makes love to a different orifice.

mr. marsh: that's right. it's something adults can do with really good friends in a comfortable setting.

mrs. brofloski: it's also important that you understand why some people choose to urinate on each other.

mr. marsh: going number one or number two on your lover is something people might do, but you must make sure your partner is ok with it before you start doing it.

mr. brofloski: ok boys, do you have any questions?

stan: wow.

[LOBSTER PRIZE!]

i enjoy porn.

[Tzar]

i enjoy porn.
werd

[yeahwho]

stan (to the parents): we just returned the video. (note: stan, kyle and cartman never saw the porno)

mr. marsh: all right, now listen kids. there are some things we need to put in context for you. you see, a man puts his penis into the woman's vagina for both love and pleasure. but sometimes the woman lays on top of the man facing the other way so that they can put each other's genitals in their mouths. this is called 69ing and it's normal.

mrs. marsh: see boys, a woman is sensitive in her vagina and it feels good to have a man's penis inside of it.

mrs. brofloski: that's right! but sometimes a woman chooses to use other things: telephones, staplers, magazines. it's because the nerve endings in the vagina are so sensitive. it's like a fun tickle.

mr. brofloski: now, on to double penetration boys. you see, sometimes when a woman has sex with more than one man, each man makes love to a different orifice.

mr. marsh: that's right. it's something adults can do with really good friends in a comfortable setting.

mrs. brofloski: it's also important that you understand why some people choose to urinate on each other.

mr. marsh: going number one or number two on your lover is something people might do, but you must make sure your partner is ok with it before you start doing it.

mr. brofloski: ok boys, do you have any questions?

stan: wow.

That is some pretty hilarious stuff. I'm losing it up here in Seattle. but you must make sure your partner is ok with it before you start doing it. Now I see the error of my ways. All the yelling and screaming I've endured just trying to give pleasure.