List your felonies

[Lex Diamonds]

Shoplifting
Possession of a Class C drug (+ intent to supply)
Possession of a Class A drug (+ intent to supply)
Criminal damage
Fighting (?)
Underage purchase of alcohol
Underage purchase of cigarettes
Underage purchase of lottery tickets (ha!)
Internet music piracy
Internet movie piracy
Internet videogame piracy

[Tzar]

internet piracy?

the fuck...

these are my felonies:







.

do you mean one's that we have been busted for?

[Lex Diamonds]

do you mean one's that we have been busted for?
No I mean any shit you've done.

Internet piracy = downloading. (y)

[Tzar]

oh ok. yeah i knew what ya meant by piracy.
in that case.... shit i dunno.

last one was under-age drinking and theft??

[synch]

Harrrrr.

[tracky]

i once killed a man just to watch him die

[RobMoney]

Shoplifting
Possession of a Class C drug (+ intent to supply)
Possession of a Class A drug (+ intent to supply)
Criminal damage
Fighting (?)
Underage purchase of alcohol
Underage purchase of cigarettes
Underage purchase of lottery tickets (ha!)
Internet music piracy
Internet movie piracy
Internet videogame piracy



Most of these are misdemeanors, not felonies,....

and if you ask me, it's not a crime if you don't get caught!

[roosta]

bum raping

[Lex Diamonds]

and if you ask me, it's not a crime if you don't get caught!
My brother got busted for shotting draw, but the police searched him and his flat and didn't find shit (they had 3 and a half ounces in a cupboard). (y)

[Tzar]

bum raping
dude, is your avatar HBK shawn michaels?
looks like him, yo

[roosta]

dude, is your avatar HBK shawn michaels?
looks like him, yo

hahahah..no its not! its a kids tv presenter from the 80s. i can see the resemblance tho... (y)

[Loppfessor]

dude, is your avatar HBK shawn michaels?
looks like him, yo


I thought it looked more like sarah connor from terminator 1

[Lex Diamonds]

I thought it looked more like sarah connor from terminator 1
Hahahahahaha

She was a right munter. (y)

[Tzar]

I thought it looked more like sarah connor from terminator 1

hair - yeah.

face - HBK. a young HBK to be exacter.



that shit even a word?

[BangkokB]

A 3 page laundry list usually involving a car and always alcohol


What the hell throwing a pumpkim at another car has to do with law and order I'll never know

[Loppfessor]

I don't think the bulk of you people even know what constitues a felony, where's Beth when we actually need her leg babbling for once?

[Lex Diamonds]

It's not like it's a complicated thread or anything. Type a list of all the crimes you've ever commited.

Some people are just STUPID. :rolleyes:

[Loppfessor]

It's not like it's a complicated thread or anything. Type a list of all the crimes you've ever commited.

Some people are just STUPID. :rolleyes:


See that's the thing there's a huge difference between a crime and a felony

[Lex Diamonds]

See that's the thing there's a huge difference between a crime and a felony
Whatever, law-boy. Which crimes are you guilty of, then?

[Loppfessor]

Whatever, law-boy. Which crimes are you guilty of, then?


none of your business hyphen-boy!!

[Lex Diamonds]

none of your business hyphen-boy!!
OMGLOLZ

[TurdBerglar]

piracy. that's about it.

[zorra_chiflada]

Shoplifting
Possession of a Class C drug (+ intent to supply)
Possession of a Class A drug (+ intent to supply)
Criminal damage
Fighting (?)
Underage purchase of alcohol
Underage purchase of cigarettes
Underage purchase of lottery tickets (ha!)
Internet music piracy
Internet movie piracy
Internet videogame piracy


all of those, except the lottery tickets
trespassing, vandalism, (is underage sex illegal?)

[boys_beastie]

i once killed a man just to watch him die

johnny cash

[boys_beastie]

why would you intend to sell class A drugs? you idiot

[The Notorious LOL]

possesion of a controlled substance
simple assault
wreckless endangerment
sodomy (is that still a crime?)
indecent exposure
murder
arson
kidnapping
treason

[synch]

simple assault
Is that when you try to trip someone?

[WillMac]

Is that when you try to trip someone?

only if you laugh and point

[Medellia]

I thought I already posted here but I didn't see it. Oh well:

underage drinking
vandalism
disturbing the peace
internet music piracy
fighting
trespassing

[Homsar]

Starting a race riot
Organizing Neo-Nazi rallies
Eating a bowl of honey nut cheerios
Negativ Nein

[Rancid_Beasties]

(is underage sex illegal?)
In Australia, only if the person you were with was underage/overage and more than two years older/younger than you (I only know this because my mum's a high school social worker). Plus you have to be over 12. Okay lets move away from that whole topic its kinda creeping me out.

My only crime is piracy. But thats not even a real crime. And maybe jaywalking, drinking in public, public intoxication and other drunk related crimes :rolleyes:

[beastiegirrl101]

Shoplifting-when I was in 8th grade...

public intoxication
public urination

[RobMoney]

Some of these, I've been convicted of,
some I've been charged and found innocent,
some I've never been caught doing,
and some I've been brought in for questioning for and released,
you can decide which is which.

Aggravated Assault
Simple Assault
Shoplifting
Possession with intent to distribute
Attempted Murder
Grand Theft - Auto
Rape
Racketeering
Conspiricy
Illegal Gambling
Credit Card theft
Identity theft
Domestic Violence
Underage drinking
Resisting Arrest
Top 10 Scofflaws in the city of Philadelphia
Distributing counterfiet money
Driving While Intoxicated
Smuggling Illegal Goods
Corrupting the morals of a minor

[ToucanSpam]

Corrupting the morals of a minor
I'll never get back my innocence after you took it, Rob. :D

[enree erzweglle]

I was arrested for shoplifting when I was 12. I walked out of the store with an armful of stuff. I was looking for a shopping cart. Busted. (God, I haven't said that word since I was arrested.)

[zorra_chiflada]

haha joe was arrested for eating a chocolate bar in a store and not paying for it! he had to go to court and everything! he's so embarrassed about it now, because it was so ridiculous

[zippo]

Some of these, I've been convicted of,
some I've been charged and found innocent,
some I've never been caught doing,
and some I've been brought in for questioning for and released,
you can decide which is which.

Aggravated Assault
Simple Assault
Shoplifting
Possession with intent to distribute
Attempted Murder
Grand Theft - Auto
Rape
Racketeering
Conspiricy
Illegal Gambling
Credit Card theft
Identity theft
Domestic Violence
Underage drinking
Resisting Arrest
Top 10 Scofflaws in the city of Philadelphia
Distributing counterfiet money
Driving While Intoxicated
Smuggling Illegal Goods
Corrupting the morals of a minor

somewhere in the world, Mae is reading this post and repeteadly banging her head against the wall

[ToucanSpam]

haha joe was arrested for eating a chocolate bar in a store and not paying for it! he had to go to court and everything! he's so embarrassed about it now, because it was so ridiculous
No offense, but dont you think those things should be kept between you two?

[Lindsey_1535]

Other then the usual drinking and drugs I am clean as a whistle.

[zippo]

No. Actually, mae is reading the post smiling because other than Rob she's the only one who knows which is which :)

yea, i know, i was just fkin around ofcourse, i doubt someone convicted of murder, rape and grand theft auto would also be a HEY BRB GONNA GO ON THE BBMB LOL OMG!!

[zorra_chiflada]

No offense, but dont you think those things should be kept between you two?

that's not a very good way to start a sentence

[Freebasser]

Underage purchase of lottery tickets (ha!)


What was the point of that? If you'd won, I'd think the Lottery guys would check to see how old you were and when they saw you weren't 16 I doubt you'd get any money.

[Beckalina]

i stole a sweet from an asda pick and mix, I am so embarassed :o