Post here and I will tell you what kind of Warrior you are....with a picture.

[ToucanSpam]

And a description. Yeah, I get bored sometimes. Now, who wants to be a warrior?

[Trimm Trabb]

I do. Amuse me, Paddy!

[SobaViolence]

tell me what kind of warrior you think i am and i will tell you if you are correct or not.

[Tzar]

post

[monkey]

meeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

[ToucanSpam]

I do. Amuse me, Paddy!

Vercingetorix


One of my favorite Warriors of all time, this friece Germanic warrior during the times of Caesar was an equal opponent.

More info here: http://itsa.ucsf.edu/~snlrc/encyclopaedia_romana/britannia/miscellanea/vercingetorix.html

also, here is a picture.

http://i2.photobucket.com/albums/y27/Pat_Walsh/vercin3.jpg

Anouk you are the German barbarian warlord VERCINGETORIX!!

[RaZoRbLaDe KiSs]

i want one, please!!! :)

[beastie fresh]

Post

[Medellia]

Oh, it's different kinds of warriors throughout history. I thought it was the "come out and plaaaaaaaaaaay!" kind.

[Yorkshire~Rose]

Go for it.

[Ferdinand_2]

¿How is this?

[synch]

Warriorrrrr! GRRRRRRRRRRRRR

[RobMoney]

I wanna be Swan

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v304/RobMoney004/4054-warriors-movie-still.gif

[Chicka B]

Ok then. :cool:

[ToucanSpam]

OMGOSH!

SAK, you are the Archer.

http://i2.photobucket.com/albums/y27/Pat_Walsh/Archer.gif

You represent an armies long distance attack. Until the invention of firearms, you were the go-to soldier. If you needed to thin out the defending/attacking army's oncoming forces, you allowed a rain of arrows do the work. You may not be 100% accurate like Legolas, but you remain safe behind the foot soldiers, vulnerable only to opposing arrows.

[ToucanSpam]

tell me what kind of warrior you think i am and i will tell you if you are correct or not.
I couldn't find a good enough picture. A lot of crap on the net.

http://i2.photobucket.com/albums/y27/Pat_Walsh/armor.jpg


You, SobaViolence, are the Samurai. Better yet, I will even give you the title of Minamoto Yoshiie. Here is a blurb on him.

Minamoto Yoshiie, a man who came to embody the spirit of the samurai and a legend even in his own time, was the son of Minamoto Yoriyoshi (995-1082). Yoriyoshi, the third generation of the Seiwa Genji, was a noted commander, and in 1051 was commissioned to defeat the rebellious Abe family of Dewa Province. The Abe had for years held prominent posts in this distant, forbidding region, and had come to assume a certain autonomy. Like Taira Masakado, the Abe had been tasked with subduing the northern barbarians, and, from the Court’s point of view, become barbarians themselves. They were in fact described as ebisu, a somewhat generic term which was also applied to the Ainu.

If that isn't badass, then well, have a sword. Read more of the blurb here:
http://www.samurai-archives.com/yoshiie.html

[like2_drink]

me to

[SobaViolence]

I couldn't find a good enough picture. A lot of crap on the net.

http://i2.photobucket.com/albums/y27/Pat_Walsh/armor.jpg


You, SobaViolence, are the Samurai. Better yet, I will even give you the title of Minamoto Yoshiie. Here is a blurb on him.

Minamoto Yoshiie, a man who came to embody the spirit of the samurai and a legend even in his own time, was the son of Minamoto Yoriyoshi (995-1082). Yoriyoshi, the third generation of the Seiwa Genji, was a noted commander, and in 1051 was commissioned to defeat the rebellious Abe family of Dewa Province. The Abe had for years held prominent posts in this distant, forbidding region, and had come to assume a certain autonomy. Like Taira Masakado, the Abe had been tasked with subduing the northern barbarians, and, from the Court’s point of view, become barbarians themselves. They were in fact described as ebisu, a somewhat generic term which was also applied to the Ainu.

If that isn't badass, then well, have a sword. Read more of the blurb here:
http://www.samurai-archives.com/yoshiie.html

sick. (y)

[Homsar]

So this means I'm out of the flat?

[ToucanSpam]

post
Ah, Tzar. Of course. You are the Private. The disposable hero (zing) of an army. But not just any soldier. A crazy one who shoots a million rounds. In fact, here's life through the eyes of Tzar.

http://i2.photobucket.com/albums/y27/Pat_Walsh/Soldier_Of-Fortune_2-10.jpg

Keep shooting. You pretty much hit everything in sight, but be careful with your wild shooting......ahh what the hell just open fire. \m/

PS-don't type 'private' into Google. Bad things.

[Beth]

me pleaseandthankyou. :)

[ToucanSpam]

meeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
Pauli.


You are the Amazon Warrior.

http://i2.photobucket.com/albums/y27/Pat_Walsh/amazon.jpg

In Greek mythology, the Amazons were either an ancient legendary nation of female warriors or a contemporary land of women at the outer edges of the world. The legends appear to have a nugget of factual basis in warrior women among the Scythians, but classical Greeks never ceased to be astounded at such unheard-of role-reversals. In early modern usage, the word was often used to refer to strong and independent women, in contrast to conventional stereotypes of women as weak and passive (see "damsel in distress"), but now "amazon" in such contexts has self-ironic overtones. (compare "Valkyrie".)

Thanks Wikipedia!! You know what Pauli, you are in for a treat. Not only are you an Amazon warrior, but you are HIPPOLYTA, the most famous of Amazon warriors. She is mentioned in the Shakespeare play 'Midsummer Night's Dream'. Also there are a few Ancient myths, but hey, now that you know who she is, check it out for yourself!!!

[monkey]

wee! im an amazon! wee!

[Tzar]

Ah, Tzar. Of course. You are the Private. The disposable hero (zing) of an army. But not just any soldier. A crazy one who shoots a million rounds. In fact, here's life through the eyes of Tzar.

http://i2.photobucket.com/albums/y27/Pat_Walsh/Soldier_Of-Fortune_2-10.jpg

Keep shooting. You pretty much hit everything in sight, but be careful with your wild shooting......ahh what the hell just open fire. \m/

PS-don't type 'private' into Google. Bad things.

*raises double horns \m/ :D \m/*
i just killed that cunt!! look at him!! he's fucking wasted!! pahahaha!!

[zorra_chiflada]

this looks fun

[ToucanSpam]

i want one, please!!! :)

Razorblade. Kristen. You are the Legionnaire.

http://i2.photobucket.com/albums/y27/Pat_Walsh/LEGIONNAIRE20TIBERE20B20TARDIF.jpg

You are lucky because even though you have no name in recorded history, you remain one of the most feared historical figures. The Roman army terrified Europe, Northern Africa, and the Middle East for hundreds of years. Their tactics remain some of the best on the planet, though uneeded in today's combat. The legion/phalanx formation remains invincible against same-weapon tactics. Yes, you are one lucky beotch indeed.

PS-Do not watch 'Legionnaire', starring Jean-Claude Van Damme. It sucks balls.

[Stupid]

Go on then. :)

[CiaoBellaXO]

ok

[wanton wench]

warrior me!

[Freebasser]

Fuckin' do it already.

[Beth]

https://wsecure103.selectedhosting.com/sharedssl/schwabebooks/images/1899171827.jpg

[Freebasser]

I do love men.

We all know that.

[Beth]

had you not joked like that all the time, i wouldn't have done that. :)

http://www.andrew.cmu.edu/user/lmoh/pics/guinness.jpg
^ i owe you one.

<3

[beastieangel01]

awesome.

[g-mile7]

Pauli.


You are the Amazon Warrior.

http://i2.photobucket.com/albums/y27/Pat_Walsh/amazon.jpg

In Greek mythology, the Amazons were either an ancient legendary nation of female warriors or a contemporary land of women at the outer edges of the world. The legends appear to have a nugget of factual basis in warrior women among the Scythians, but classical Greeks never ceased to be astounded at such unheard-of role-reversals. In early modern usage, the word was often used to refer to strong and independent women, in contrast to conventional stereotypes of women as weak and passive (see "damsel in distress"), but now "amazon" in such contexts has self-ironic overtones. (compare "Valkyrie".)

Thanks Wikipedia!! You know what Pauli, you are in for a treat. Not only are you an Amazon warrior, but you are HIPPOLYTA, the most famous of Amazon warriors. She is mentioned in the Shakespeare play 'Midsummer Night's Dream'. Also there are a few Ancient myths, but hey, now that you know who she is, check it out for yourself!!!


thats so dead on for her

[ToucanSpam]

Post
Although I don't know you enough, and you definately dont deserve this but you are The Desert Fox, Aka Com. Rommel of the German Wermarct (spellinggg). A brilliant General of Hilter's army, Rommel's ambition was his own undoing. After an African campaign that ended in defeat, Rommel returned to the European battlefield, where he assisted in the last ditch attempt on the Allies, known as the Battle fo the Bulge. He fled, and attempted to assassinate Hitler. He failed, and was killed for his treason.

http://i2.photobucket.com/albums/y27/Pat_Walsh/Rommel-depressed.jpg

[synch]

Is it too late to request someone that isn't a nazi?


(And I believe it's Wehrmacht)

[ToucanSpam]

Oh, it's different kinds of warriors throughout history. I thought it was the "come out and plaaaaaaaaaaay!" kind.
Rosie Cotton....yes. I know it is a bad joke but you are him:

http://i2.photobucket.com/albums/y27/Pat_Walsh/aragorn4.jpg
Here is a blurb not written by me:

Aragorn is also known as the Dúnadan ("Man of the West"), Strider, Elessar Telcontar ("Elfstone Strider"), Longshanks, Thorongil, Wingfoot (given by Eomer), and Estel ("Hope")

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Aragorn <<<link


Hey come on, he was cool. :cool:

[Medellia]

Rosie Cotton....yes. I know it is a bad joke but you are him:

http://i2.photobucket.com/albums/y27/Pat_Walsh/aragorn4.jpg
Here is a blurb not written by me:

Aragorn is also known as the Dúnadan ("Man of the West"), Strider, Elessar Telcontar ("Elfstone Strider"), Longshanks, Thorongil, Wingfoot (given by Eomer), and Estel ("Hope")

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Aragorn <<<link


Hey come on, he was cool. :cool:
I should have known. :rolleyes:

You could've at least given me Eowyn. :(






:p

[RaZoRbLaDe KiSs]

Razorblade. Kristen. You are the Legionnaire.

http://i2.photobucket.com/albums/y27/Pat_Walsh/LEGIONNAIRE20TIBERE20B20TARDIF.jpg

You are lucky because even though you have no name in recorded history, you remain one of the most feared historical figures. The Roman army terrified Europe, Northern Africa, and the Middle East for hundreds of years. Their tactics remain some of the best on the planet, though uneeded in today's combat. The legion/phalanx formation remains invincible against same-weapon tactics. Yes, you are one lucky beotch indeed.

PS-Do not watch 'Legionnaire', starring Jean-Claude Van Damme. It sucks balls.


haha! yes! that rules! thank you sooooooooooo much!! :) (y)

[Thundercracker]

i wanna be a buffalo soldier...

[ToucanSpam]

Go for it.
Ok, so I decided to pick the wierdest and scariest woman ever for you, Kat. She is the complete opposite of you I think so enjoy the grossness.


Enter Erzsébet Báthory.

http://i2.photobucket.com/albums/y27/Pat_Walsh/erzsebet7a.jpg

If EVER there was a woman who should be feared as much as Jack the Ripper, this is it. Here is a bit from her biography.

Elizabeth Báthory (Báthory Erzsébet in Hungarian, Alžbeta Bátoriová-Nádašdy in Slovak, August 7?, 1560 - August 21, 1614), the Bloody Lady of Csejte, born approximately 84 years after Vlad III Dracula died, was a Hungarian countess. She is considered the most famous serial killer in Slovak and Hungarian history. She and four collaborators were accused of torturing and killing numerous girls and young women (20 - 2000 victims, depending on the source). In 1610, she was imprisoned in solitary confinement, where she stayed until her death four years later. Her nobility permitted her to avoid an immediate execution, however her alleged collaborators were executed. Her guilt has neither been confessed nor ever proven.

Various legends about her life, including the unsubstantiated rumors that she bathed in or drank the blood of servant girls, are thought by some to have been a major influence on numerous vampire myths, the Dracula story, and the trope of the sexually sadistic vampiress in particular.

Ew. Okay http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Elizabeth_B%C3%A1thory gets you to the site. I'm just going to let you all read this stuff.

[ToucanSpam]

Warriorrrrr! GRRRRRRRRRRRRR
Ah, Synchie. I had to think about this one. When I decided to pick a specific era, I chose the age of the Roman Empire, because I find that history enjoyable. Sooooo I assigned to you my second favorite Roman General.


Marcus Licinius Crassus

http://i2.photobucket.com/albums/y27/Pat_Walsh/Crassus.jpg

I love this guy. He was a member of the First Triumvirate (spelling alert), along with Pompeii and of course my fav, Caesar. He was the first to die, and boyy did he have a cool ending. When the Romans lost the war with the Parthians, the Parthian king, Orodes II, ordered his head cut off. When Crassus was killed, the king had his head chopped off and served to him on a platter. Then, the king dumped molten gold down his mouth and said "You have been greedy all of your life, now drink up."

Anyways, Crassus was a jerk to say the least. He would go around offering fire insurance to the townspeople. If they denied it, then the next day the house would be found burnt to the ground due to an accidental fire, wink wink. So he forced a lot fo people to fund his military campaign.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Marcus_Crassus#Proconsulship_of_Syria_and_Death

For more info, visit my first love, Wikipedia.

[Homsar]

*waits*

[Beth]

i think i'm gonna be waiting a while for mine. too many requirements. she has to be sexy, hott and a badass.

he'll probably just post a picture of me. :)

[Yorkshire~Rose]

Ok, so I decided to pick the wierdest and scariest woman ever for you, Kat. She is the complete opposite of you I think so enjoy the grossness.


Enter Erzsébet Báthory.

http://i2.photobucket.com/albums/y27/Pat_Walsh/erzsebet7a.jpg

If EVER there was a woman who should be feared as much as Jack the Ripper, this is it. Here is a bit from her biography.

Elizabeth Báthory (Báthory Erzsébet in Hungarian, Alžbeta Bátoriová-Nádašdy in Slovak, August 7?, 1560 - August 21, 1614), the Bloody Lady of Csejte, born approximately 84 years after Vlad III Dracula died, was a Hungarian countess. She is considered the most famous serial killer in Slovak and Hungarian history. She and four collaborators were accused of torturing and killing numerous girls and young women (20 - 2000 victims, depending on the source). In 1610, she was imprisoned in solitary confinement, where she stayed until her death four years later. Her nobility permitted her to avoid an immediate execution, however her alleged collaborators were executed. Her guilt has neither been confessed nor ever proven.

Various legends about her life, including the unsubstantiated rumors that she bathed in or drank the blood of servant girls, are thought by some to have been a major influence on numerous vampire myths, the Dracula story, and the trope of the sexually sadistic vampiress in particular.

Ew. Okay http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Elizabeth_B%C3%A1thory gets you to the site. I'm just going to let you all read this stuff.

You couldn't have picked a better person Toucan!! Being the horror freak i am, i knew that this film Countess Dracula (http://uk.imdb.com/title/tt0065580/) was based on her life! (y) :D

[ToucanSpam]

I wanna be Swan

hahahaha no. NO. NO. I have someone much better, my young apprentice.


http://i2.photobucket.com/albums/y27/Pat_Walsh/richardi.gif

http://i2.photobucket.com/albums/y27/Pat_Walsh/lionhearted.jpg


Richard I, also known as Richard the Lionheart


Yeah, I went there. Blurb time? I think so.

Richard I (September 8, 1157 – April 6, 1199) was King of England from 1189 to 1199. He was often referred to as Richard the Lionheart, Cœur de Lion. He was considered a hero in his day by his countrymen and has often been portrayed as one in works of literature. Alternately, to people he attempted to conquer, such as the Arabs, Richard is seen as a monster, a tyrant, and a murderer.

Champion of England!!

Interesting fact: many people theorize that Richard I was in fact homosexual. Not that I am implying anything Rob, I actually found that our while reading up on him.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Richard_I_of_England

[ToucanSpam]

Ok then. :cool:

C
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B

I found someone for you really fast. It was a toss up between you and someone else for this one, but I'll give it to you anyways.


http://i2.photobucket.com/albums/y27/Pat_Walsh/joan-arc.jpg

Saint Joan of Arc

By far my favorite female warrior. Such an interesting story too. How the heck did she know where to find the sword Charlemagne hid almost 400 years before when no one else could? Amazing. Blurb time!!


St. Joan of Arc (January 1412 – May 30, 1431) (also styled the Maid of Orléans) is a national heroine of France and a Saint of the Catholic Church. At just 17 years of age, she commanded the French Royal army. She convinced King Charles VII to drive the English out of France, and he gave her authority over the army in the siege of Orléans, the Battle of Patay and other engagements in 1429 and 1430. Those campaigns enabled the coronation of Charles VII. As a result, he awarded her family with ennoblement. The Burgundians captured and delivered her to the English. Clergymen found her guilty of heresy and John, Duke of Bedford had her burnt at the stake in Rouen. In 1920 Pope Benedict XV canonized her in recognition of her innocence as found by an earlier appeal after her death. Her posthumous reception history is a lengthy one: she was revered by the Catholic League in the 16th century, embraced as a cultural symbol in French patriotic circles since the 19th century, became an inspiration to Allied forces during the First and Second World Wars and an official Saint to Roman Catholics since the early 20th century; currently being a focus of considerable interest in the Republic of Ireland, Canada, United Kingdom and United States. Many people therefore regard Joan of Arc as a notable woman of valor, vigor, and faith.

Joan of Arc's campaigns were responsible for a revitalization of Charles VII's faction during the Hundred Years' War.

Horaaaaaaay!!! :D :D :D :D

[Chicka B]

AWSOME!!! Who was the other one, I'm curious. :D

[ToucanSpam]

Im not saying, I dont have many female wariors here to go through.


PS-I am working hardcore on finding one for Bef, but I can't find anything appropriate. If you have any suggestions for anyone, PM me please!! This is not as easy as I once thought.... :D

[ToucanSpam]

me to
Yaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaar me hearty, You be Black Bart Roberts.

http://i2.photobucket.com/albums/y27/Pat_Walsh/roberts2.jpg
That is an actualy flag drawn by Black Bart! How sweet is that?

http://www.walesbooks.com/wb_reviews15.htm

^^linky

Anyways, one of the most dreaded pirates who ever donned a funny hat and guns. Not my favorite but man he was one awsome pirate.


Drink up me hearties yo ho!

[Beth]

PS-I am working hardcore on finding one for Bef, but I can't find anything appropriate. If you have any suggestions for anyone, PM me please!! This is not as easy as I once thought.... :D
i think i'm gonna have to be a fantasy badass, like lara croft or something. i was thinking i was also a ruler, like queen nefertiti, but she didn't seem to do anything other than look good. her name means something really cool that i've already forgotten.

[ToucanSpam]

i think i'm gonna have to be a fantasy badass, like lara croft or something. i was thinking i was also a ruler, like queen nefertiti, but she didn't seem to do anything other than look good. her name means something really cool that i've already forgotten.
I have you now. (lb)

[Ferdinand_2]

You forget me

:mad: :mad:

[zorra_chiflada]

me too.

actually, i think as a warrior, i am mike tyson

[ToucanSpam]

Holy shit I forgot about this.....I'm really sorry. When I get home from work, I'll get back on it!!!

[tulla]

QUICK! BEFORE MY INTERNET DIES!

[avignon]

You better give me Crazy Horse.

[wanton wench]

its not nice to keep a lady waiting

[like2_drink]

Yaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaar me hearty, You be Black Bart Roberts.

http://i2.photobucket.com/albums/y27/Pat_Walsh/roberts2.jpg
That is an actualy flag drawn by Black Bart! How sweet is that?

http://www.walesbooks.com/wb_reviews15.htm

^^linky

Anyways, one of the most dreaded pirates who ever donned a funny hat and guns. Not my favorite but man he was one awsome pirate.


Drink up me hearties yo ho!


YARRRR! * insane lightning bolt *


you're the man!, i don't care what people say about you behind you're back, you are the man!