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TurdBerglar
07-04-2005, 04:34 PM
are you hot? and how old are you?



disclaimer: beastiechick has now been deleted and this thread is now even more nonsense

ToucanSpam
07-04-2005, 04:35 PM
Interesting match.

mickill
07-04-2005, 04:35 PM
My guess is 12 and that it's a dude.

Probably someone from the board that got bored and created a lame alias.

TurdBerglar
07-04-2005, 04:36 PM
are you even really a chick?

synch
07-04-2005, 04:36 PM
Aaaah... how touching... it's turd's mating call.

ToucanSpam
07-04-2005, 04:36 PM
Aaaah... how touching... it's turd's mating call.
hahahahahaha I bet it is mCKill

TurdBerglar
07-04-2005, 04:38 PM
chicks don't usually don't do goofball things like this.

Homsar
07-04-2005, 04:39 PM
Is that your final answer, sir?

TurdBerglar
07-04-2005, 04:40 PM
show your tits

King of Rock II
07-04-2005, 04:42 PM
its probably toy bis/sak or iluvmiked/hotandwet

TurdBerglar
07-04-2005, 04:42 PM
no.


atleast describe them in detail then

ToucanSpam
07-04-2005, 04:43 PM
its probably toy bis/sak or iluvmiked/hotandwet
I will bet no/no/yes/no.

TurdBerglar
07-04-2005, 04:43 PM
old enough

King of Rock II
07-04-2005, 04:44 PM
I will bet no/no/yes/no.

toy bis is sak and hotandwet is iluvdmiked

ToucanSpam
07-04-2005, 04:45 PM
toy bis is sak and hotandwet is iluvdmiked
you are wise, KOR. Wise beyond your years....

TurdBerglar
07-04-2005, 04:46 PM
pornos suck


just desribe your tits. what's the big fuckn' deal? are they horrible disfigured? do you not like dudes fantasizing over your tits? what are you weird or something?

TurdBerglar
07-04-2005, 04:49 PM
so where's the third one located? does it have a nipple? does that nipple get hard?

BOBBY DIGITAL
07-04-2005, 04:50 PM
and i've got three.


I knew it!!!!!!!!! It's the chick from Total Recall.

TurdBerglar
07-04-2005, 04:54 PM
any beauty marks and them?


what's the radius of your areolas?

TurdBerglar
07-04-2005, 04:56 PM
can i?

TurdBerglar
07-04-2005, 04:57 PM
i can measure things with my tongue :cool: .....

TurdBerglar
07-04-2005, 05:03 PM
you wanna measure me with your tonge then?

TurdBerglar
07-04-2005, 05:05 PM
why?

TurdBerglar
07-04-2005, 05:07 PM
im not a preeteen


im pretty hot myself

TurdBerglar
07-04-2005, 05:12 PM
can i wallow in your crotch?

ToucanSpam
07-04-2005, 05:12 PM
I think it is a match made in heaven.

King PSYZ
07-04-2005, 05:14 PM
i think it's cj hood

TurdBerglar
07-04-2005, 05:15 PM
i don't think cj hood would know the term "radii"

ToucanSpam
07-04-2005, 05:15 PM
i think it's cj hood
I bet it is Turd.

King PSYZ
07-04-2005, 05:16 PM
i don't think cj hood would know the term "radii"
maybe it's a collective alias of all the BG only types then? otherwise why not spam that forum as well?
you think it would be first on the list?

TurdBerglar
07-04-2005, 05:17 PM
who the fuck is taylor?

TurdBerglar
07-04-2005, 05:18 PM
so do you still have tits?

ToucanSpam
07-04-2005, 05:19 PM
so do you still have tits?
hahahahahahaha

ToucanSpam
07-04-2005, 05:25 PM
i bet shes a fattie

TurdBerglar
07-04-2005, 05:25 PM
but you have a dude's name. i don't know if that's hot. sometimes it is like if the name is chris or something like that. but i don't know about that. im gonna call you tonya.

ToucanSpam
07-04-2005, 05:27 PM
you come off as a Titania, not Taylor.

TurdBerglar
07-04-2005, 05:32 PM
so tonya, what are you wearing right now

TurdBerglar
07-04-2005, 05:33 PM
turd

ToucanSpam
07-04-2005, 05:34 PM
Hey, can I get in on this?

TurdBerglar
07-04-2005, 05:35 PM
go find your own tramp! :mad:

cosmo105
07-04-2005, 05:36 PM
no psy, this is just some chick that comes here and spams the boards every so often because she has nothing better to do i guess.

ToucanSpam
07-04-2005, 05:37 PM
no psy, this is just some chick that comes here and spams the boards every so often because she has nothing better to do i guess.
isnt that every girl here? and every guy too?

Tone Capone
07-04-2005, 05:39 PM
This King Prawn Chow Mein is awesome!!! (y)

TurdBerglar
07-04-2005, 05:43 PM
beastiechick can chow on my king prawn

Tone Capone
07-04-2005, 05:44 PM
beastiechick can chow on my king prawn


OOOOOOOOOH!!! FACE! (y)

TurdBerglar
07-04-2005, 05:45 PM
she might have to wipe the msg off her face tho

Tone Capone
07-04-2005, 05:46 PM
she might have to wipe the msg off her face tho

OH SNAP!! "No he didn't!" (jumps up and down like a member of a talk show audience!)

King of Rock II
07-04-2005, 05:48 PM
you're comparing your dick to shrimp?

TurdBerglar
07-04-2005, 05:48 PM
a king shrimp :cool:

King PSYZ
07-04-2005, 05:51 PM
smelly and baked?

TurdBerglar
07-04-2005, 05:51 PM
deep fried and damn tastey

TurdBerglar
07-04-2005, 05:52 PM
and why the fuck are you dudes thinking about my cock?

ToucanSpam
07-04-2005, 05:53 PM
and why the fuck are you dudes thinking about my cock?
why not?

Tone Capone
07-04-2005, 05:53 PM
and why the fuck are you dudes thinking about my cock?

King of Rock II
07-04-2005, 05:55 PM
because you're comparing it to shrimp?

TurdBerglar
07-04-2005, 05:56 PM
i didn't even know what prawn was :(

Tone Capone
07-04-2005, 05:56 PM
i didn't even know what prawn was :(

A big shrimp

King of Rock II
07-04-2005, 05:57 PM
now you know.

but you're right, i really don't want to think about this anymore.

TurdBerglar
07-04-2005, 05:57 PM
did you just climax?

King PSYZ
07-04-2005, 05:58 PM
with feelers and all kinds of creepy apendages, reminds me of horrible hardcore anime an old roommate had...*shivers*

ToucanSpam
07-04-2005, 05:59 PM
with feelers and all kinds of creepy apendages, reminds me of horrible hardcore anime an old roommate had...*shivers*
two words.


Tentacle Rape.

King of Rock II
07-04-2005, 06:00 PM
what is an apendage? is it like bondage?

TurdBerglar
07-04-2005, 06:00 PM
HAHAHAHAHA

King PSYZ
07-04-2005, 06:00 PM
like an arm or leg or suitible substitute for another creature

King of Rock II
07-04-2005, 06:02 PM
so basically it's synonymous with "limb" right?
you learn something new almost every month.

King PSYZ
07-04-2005, 06:03 PM
yes it's the $5 version of limb.

King PSYZ
07-04-2005, 06:04 PM
i'm a big fan of the thread hijack

TurdBerglar
07-04-2005, 06:06 PM
this thread is a work of art

Tone Capone
07-04-2005, 06:09 PM
The cool thing about the Chinese joint in the village is that they have the best Chinese food ever AND the chop sticks aren't disposable. I have like 10 sets of chop sticks at home!!! YOU ARE SOOOOOOOOOO JEALOUS! (!)

King of Rock II
07-04-2005, 06:13 PM
then in your second year, you ate a lot of dick!

Tone Capone
07-04-2005, 06:13 PM
then in your second year, you ate a lot of dick!

BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!

TurdBerglar
07-04-2005, 06:15 PM
i think she's been deleted

King PSYZ
07-04-2005, 06:16 PM
this thread is broken

GreenEarthAl
07-04-2005, 06:52 PM
Okay, but true story though, I used to write and draw a comic book about a woman with three brests in the 90s.

http://www.amprosoft.com/archive/1998/ag70sp.jpg