i twirl my pubes

[TurdBerglar]

i do this so much that i have permaneny curly cues

[insertnamehere]

i pluck mine. i used to just pluck leg hairs as kind of a compulsive thing, then after i shaved my stuff, well, stubbly hair is the best for plucking, and the pube hairs are so much more satisfying to pluck than the leg hairs, there's a higher instance of getting root stuff out with them, which is the best part of obsessivly plucking body hairs.


crap im insane :(

[TurdBerglar]

so do you just sit there with you hands down your pants?


like at the dinner table and shit

[insertnamehere]

no i pull my pants down and sit there with the tweezers and go nuts. one night i was talkign to someoen online and went to the bathroom and was sitting there and saw the tweezers and started at it and it ended up i was in there for like 45 min.... cause of the plucking, not cause of the using the bathroom. i just had to tinkle.

[ToucanSpam]

i sniff my own crotch

[TurdBerglar]

doesn't you skin get irritated?

[ToucanSpam]

i pee in the shower

[insertnamehere]

no? occasionally ill have like an ingrown hair and get it out and its a little red, but not really irritated. think of people who pluck their eyebrows, they dont really have irritated looking skin in their eyebrow area, except when you very first do it its a little red.

[kll]

most threads never make me cringe, but this thread is gross... not what Turd said, but what it has turned into...

[Chicka B]

Hahahahahah you people are crazy.

[ToucanSpam]

somtimes, when I am alone, I strip down and play my bass naked and pretend Im Flea from the Red Hot Chili Peppers

[TurdBerglar]

no? occasionally ill have like an ingrown hair and get it out and its a little red, but not really irritated. think of people who pluck their eyebrows, they dont really have irritated looking skin in their eyebrow area, except when you very first do it its a little red.


but pube hair is in pretty deep. that shit has got to hurt. im sure if i plucked out my pubes my skin would be atleast swollen

[kll]

somtimes, when I am alone, I strip down and play my bass naked and pretend Im Flea from the Red Hot Chili Peppers

I believe 100% that you do all of the above...

[ToucanSpam]

I believe 100% that you do all of the above...
ok i dont sniff my crotch...but yeah its all true.

[insertnamehere]

but pube hair is in pretty deep. that shit has got to hurt. im sure if i plucked out my pubes my skin would be atleast swollen

you gotta grab it right next to the skin and pull just right. it doesnt hurt, you just feel it come out. the ones that hurt are very thin hairs, not sure why.


i think its kind of relaxing :confused:

[yeahwho]

LMAO

[TurdBerglar]

you gotta grab it right next to the skin and pull just right. it doesnt hurt, you just feel it come out. the ones that hurt are very thin hairs, not sure why.


i think its kind of relaxing :confused:


maybe your the type that would like whips and chains. maybe you should explore that

[kll]

maybe your the type that would like whips and chains. maybe you should explore that
cutting even

[TurdBerglar]

no


blood is not hot

[kll]

no


blood is not hot


maybe not for you...

[synch]

I think my eyes bled a little bit reading this thread.


edit: heh, creepy, I hadn't read the blood reference when I posted this

[ToucanSpam]

I think this thread is retarted. :D

[TurdBerglar]

maybe not for you...


no shit not for me. how the fuck am i suppose to get off about some chick getting whipped on the ass when she's bleeding?

[yeahwho]

you gotta grab it right next to the skin and pull just right. it doesnt hurt, you just feel it come out. the ones that hurt are very thin hairs, not sure why.


i think its kind of relaxing :confused:

Are you absolutely, positively sure your pulling on pubic hairs with each grab? :)

[TurdBerglar]

so what are you saying? that she has wiskers like a cat down there too?

[kll]

no shit not for me. how the fuck am i suppose to get off about some chick getting whipped on the ass when she's bleeding?

no, it's two different things... not combined...

[TurdBerglar]

i still don't care. bleeding and sex is not good together

[insertnamehere]

i dont think im really the whips and chains type

once his mom got mad though, cause she saw bite marks on his neck... i didnt mean to do it that hard :(

he wasnt too happy about it either...

[insertnamehere]

i still don't care. bleeding and sex is not good together

i dont think she meant to do the cutting during sex.

[yeahwho]

so what are you saying? that she has wiskers like a cat down there too?

That is exactly what I'm saying. Some odd ass Meow Mix deal.

[TurdBerglar]

It's sort of relaxing. I find myself doing it while watching TV, or computing.


exactly same thing as i do

[yeahwho]

You guys could probably weave one hell of an indian blanket. I need something to cover my PU trucks bench seat, it's all torn up from squirmin' and stuff.

[miss soul fire]

At this very moment, this thread is right above Echewta's thread "When I eat" so I couldn't help myself and connect them "When I eat my pubes".

Seriously, EEEWWWW!

So, your room has your own pube carpet, huh?! :p :eek: :mad:

[TurdBerglar]

ummmm


how about i just give you some of my pubes the fall out from the twirling

[Mr.Right]

Don't they stop growing again if you keep plucking them all the time?

[insertnamehere]

ionno... ive still got them

i guess it would be hard to tell though since i keep that area shaved

[Bob]

i saw this thread get mentioned in the "when i eat" thread and i had to know what it was

[Echewta]

http://makesmytacopop.ytmnd.com/

[Randetica]

i need a fuck!

[Audio.]

Don't they stop growing again if you keep plucking them all the time?

OW! Plucking would hurt.