When I eat

[Echewta]

I eat to win.

Why bother thinking differently? Leave the table as a champion or die trying.

[ToucanSpam]

In a famly of four, I learned to consume all that was in front of me. If it is on the table it is free game.

[marsdaddy]

In a famly of four...So, you're fighting your dad, your mom, and your sister?! Stay strong!

What chewie really means is he might have a little vomit in his mouth, but he'll still finish his 12th $0.49 taco.

[ToucanSpam]

So, you're fighting your dad, your mom, and your sister?! Stay strong!

What chewie really means is he might have a little vomit in his mouth, but he'll still finish his 12th $0.49 taco.
12???? Jesus Christo, I cant even pack away 4. but I bet I could own Chewie at a pizza eating contest.

[enree erzweglle]

This thread appeared right above the "I twirl my pubes" thread, so of course, I read it as, "When I eat I twirl my pubes."

I was usually the last to leave the dinner table because I couldn't eat the food. It was a showdown. My sister is 4 years older than I am and she remembers watching me cry over meals and throw food behind the radiator.

Mostly, I remember that my ma would negotiate with me: two bites and you can go. I remember drinking those bites down with water. I'm still not big on big meals but I don't drink them down anymore. :)

[Echewta]

I feel the same way about reading. I put a book down victorious.

[ToucanSpam]

I feel the same way about reading. I put a book down victorious.
I do that with Harry Potter.


Have you read Harry Potter?

[Echewta]

I am no child, how dare you.

[ToucanSpam]

I am no child, how dare you.
Um, lots of people who arent kids have read it there, Tex. Cool out.

[marsdaddy]

I am no child, how dare you.He reads Graphic Novels.

[Echewta]

Tex? I'm not stupid nor a child. I read books of intelligence, not graphic novels as you imply Mars. Akira was the last graphic novel I read and that was when I was 2.

[ToucanSpam]

I find it so funny when people get offended by things like this. I simply asked if you read them. If you haven't, how can you it's garbage without being ignorant? I took thee for thy better, Chewie.

[Echewta]

Harry Potter is childs play. I read books in languages I don't understand for simple sport.

Think better of me if you will, though it is impossible.

[miss soul fire]

This thread appeared right above the "I twirl my pubes" thread, so of course, I read it as, "When I eat I twirl my pubes."

Oh, I almost wrote the same in the "I twirl my pubes" thread! :D

[enree erzweglle]

Oh, I almost wrote the same in the "I twirl my pubes" thread! :D
:D :D

[marsdaddy]

I read books of intelligence, not graphic novels as you imply Mars. Akira was the last graphic novel I read and that was when I was 2.I didn't imply anything...I stated it directly.

Never heard of Akira, but I'm betting at 2, you found a parent's "adult" book.

[Echewta]

You don't know Akira and you live across the ocean from Japan? I will light a candle and shed a tear for you tonight after Jeopardy.

[marsdaddy]

I will light a candle and shed a tear for you tonight after Jeopardy.You need to give up your Alex Trebeck fantasy.

[miss soul fire]

I put cheese in everything.

[cosmo105]

i like to eat baby carrots and say really loud, "I'M EATING BABIES! HAHAHA!"

[Freebasser]

I'm on a seafood diet.











































Crab, lobster, prawns - it's all good.

[cosmo105]

eating someone's genital crabs doesn't count as "seafood," Aid.

[Freebasser]

But crabs are so delicious.

I can't chew just one.

[Echewta]

I had breakfast without my shirt on and leather straps tied around my biceps.

[nodanaonlyzuul]

I seriously ate 4 Jack in the Box tacos last Saturday night. That was the first time I drank that heavily in almost two years, though. So that would explain it.

I felt so ill.