Ali
07-06-2005, 01:46 AM
The Rapture has occurred, that "snatching away" of living Christian Fundamentalists out of their pickups, snowmobiles and concrete-block congregations, into the sky, through the clouds ... to meet Jesus in the sky ... with diamonds. "In one cataclysmic instant, millions ... disappeared ... leaving behind ... clothes, eyeglasses, hairpieces" (it should be noted that The HairClub adamantly maintains that hairpieces shall participate in The Rapture). The time of Tribulation ensues, the titanic battle between good and evil ... a time of unspeakable terrors ... tax and spend, medical marijuana, gay obstreperousness, Gog & Magog...the Armageddon Rumba. Read the rest (http://www.henrypanky.com/dubious.htm)