Saved by the Bell really wasn't an accurate portrayal of high school

[adam_f]

I wasn't friends with my principal. I didn't have the Max. My friends and I didn't magically end up getting the same summer job at some resort. I did know someone who took drugs to stay awake, but not because of tests, but because he was just a weird ass bastard.

Looking back, my high school life was disappointing.

[DipDipDive]

I'M SO EXCITED

I'M SO EXCITED

I'M SO... SO... SCARED!!!

:(

[adam_f]

Leave it to Beaver was the DEFINITIVE portrayal of gangsta life in the 50's.

I would've rather have seen Lisa do Showgirls than Jesse. Jesse looked like a whore even before she played a whore.

[kll]

Beverly Hills 90210 was exactly like my high school.

[Mustangjen808]

neither 90210 or Saved by the bell was like high school in Denver. It was more like, well there isnt really a show becuase nobody would want to watch that. It was boring at school,the fun stuff happended when we all ditched

[WhoMoi?]

I'M SO EXCITED

I'M SO EXCITED

I'M SO... SO... SCARED!!!

:(

Teehee.

[beastieangel01]

I would've rather have seen Lisa do Showgirls than Jesse. Jesse looked like a whore even before she played a whore.

hahaha.

I was so uninvolved in high school. I barely remember anything happening while AT school. Just other things that happened when I happened to be in high school.

[hpdrifter]

I've been thinking about high school a lot lately as my reunion is coming up next month. When I think about it, my high school days were mostly boring. There weren't any really exceptional people in my class. Nothing really interesting ever happened. There weren't crazy bullies or really mean people. There was some of that but I didn't really see it. Nothing like the movies at all.

[Auton]

I'M SO EXCITED

I'M SO EXCITED

I'M SO... SO... SCARED!!!

:(

i love you. my brothers and sister and i always do that one.

[Echewta]

I use to run into the SBTB principle at the grocery store for a few years. His gut kept getting bigger and his hair continued to escape at night.

[BOBBY DIGITAL]

hahaha.

I was so uninvolved in high school. I barely remember anything happening while AT school. Just other things that happened when I happened to be in high school.


You strike me as the kind of girl who only bumped nastys with 20-somethings throughout your (junior) high school days.

[adam_f]

Originally posted by BOBBY DIGITAL
You strike me as the kind of girl who only bumped nastys with 20-somethings throughout your (junior) high school days.


'bumped nastys' That's gold, Jerry! GOLD!

[beastieangel01]

You strike me as the kind of girl who only bumped nastys with 20-somethings throughout your (junior) high school days.

hahaha.

You are not at all in tune with figuring out people at all (and no that is not sarcasm) :p

[marsdaddy]

Beverly Hills 90210 was exactly like my high school.You sure you don't mean The Pebbles and Bam Bam show?

[DipDipDive]

Mr. Belding: Screech, you can't elope!

Screech: Who are you calling a cantaloupe, you melonhead?!

I don't know what the hell you guys are talking about. I had that kind of side-splittingly humorous dialogue with my high school principal all the time.

[BOBBY DIGITAL]

hahaha.

You are not at all in tune with figuring out people at all (and no that is not sarcasm) :p


You have your theory, I have have mine.

[adam_f]

^You did figure out my mom was a whore by the Roberto Clemente Bridge. That takes talent.

[BOBBY DIGITAL]

No doubt, dude. Us yinsers gotta stick together and shit.

I almost wrote dawg which brings me to a funny story. Last night, I was throwin down in the south side and a friend of a friend brought a friend and he just seemed like one of those guys you cant help but pick on. he's this 350 lb. wigger dude that wore a Tee shirt that was seriously down to his knees. he kept calling me dawg, and i kept saying "godammit, man, my name's randy, not doug!" anyway, after a while, we kinda got sick of each other and started talking shit. he called me a "mother fucker," which I didn't take too kindly to, so i said "hey, nice shirt. i take it you bought that shirt from the "tall" side of the store." he proceeded to push me and then i was like, "yo man, my bad, let's try to be friends. Hell, if you take off your shirt and swing those things around, I might learn to love you."

[adam_f]

Originally posted by BOBBY DIGITAL
No doubt, dude. Us yinsers gotta stick together and shit.

I almost wrote dawg which brings me to a funny story. Last night, I was throwin down in the south side and a friend of a friend brought a friend and he just seemed like one of those guys you cant help but pick on. he's this 350 lb. wigger dude that wore a Tee shirt that was seriously down to his knees. he kept calling me dawg, and i kept saying "godammit, man, my name's randy, not doug!" anyway, after a while, we kinda got sick of each other and started talking shit. he called me a "mother fucker," which I didn't take too kindly to, so i said "hey, nice shirt. i take it you bought that shirt from the "tall" side of the store." he proceeded to push me and then i was like, "yo man, my bad, let's try to be friends. Hell, if you take off your shirt and swing those things around, I might learn to love you."

hahaha. I bet Refridgerator Perry or whoever you were with had some nice titties. I'm picturing C cups.

[Nuzzolese]

Everything revolved around a small group of "important" kids and everyone else in the background was a nerd, a jock, a ditsy girl, or a nondescript nobody. I think it was pretty accurate.

[adam_f]

Originally posted by Nuzzolese
Everything revolved around a small group of "important" kids and everyone else in the background was a nerd, a jock, a ditsy girl, or a nondescript nobody. I think it was pretty accurate.

You forgot gangbangers and dirty hoes. Other than that, yeah.

[Echewta]

Fact:
I graduated from Bayside High.

[monkey]

i was screech

[beastiegirrl101]

Friends Forever...till the end of time

~The Zach Attacks

[adam_f]

EXACTLY! I was never the namesake and lead singer of a band that I would soon abandon in an attempt to make it as a solo star! Goddammit!

I think if I was anybody, I was 'nondescript nobody'

[beastiegirrl101]

You know they just came out with all the seasons on DVD...hey did anyone ever watch any of the college years?

[adam_f]

The College Years were weak. To be a successful series, you need Mr. Belding. Bob Golic is no Dennis Haskins.

[Lindsey_1535]

I have never seen an entire episode of Saved by the bell. I have also never seen any of 90210. I watched cartoons. Still do.
I have no idea what any of you are talking about.

[Nuzzolese]

I never liked Tori.

[teenage dirtbag]

doesn't that guy who played screech do infomercials now?

[DipDipDive]

Did you just let Screech in the club?

Show me on the list where Screech is on the fuckin' list...

[beastiegirrl101]

I never liked Tori.


dude my mom hates her and it's so funny because I have no idea why...whenever she comes on TV my mom is like damn...that girl is ugly...this is funny because if you knew my madre...she is so not mean. Unlike me of course.

[Nuzzolese]

dude my mom hates her and it's so funny because I have no idea why...whenever she comes on TV my mom is like damn...that girl is ugly...this is funny because if you knew my madre...she is so not mean. Unlike me of course.

She is ugly, especially in the face.

[beastiegirrl101]

She is ugly, especially in the face.


her boobs are like rocks too...

[cosmo105]

WHADDAYAMEAN YOU DON'T THINK AHM SEXY (http://blog.lib.umn.edu/archives/barn0352/slowlearner/tori%20spelling.jpg)

[cosmo105]

her boobs are like rocks too...
yikes (http://www.financialexpress.com/ie/daily/19970511/body.jpg)

[beastiegirrl101]

WHADDAYAMEAN YOU DON'T THINK AHM SEXY (http://blog.lib.umn.edu/archives/barn0352/slowlearner/tori%20spelling.jpg)


is that the night her and David made love?

[cosmo105]

this just makes me :( (http://www.vg.no/bilder/bildarkiv/939963437.jpg)

her boobs are weird in EVERY PICTURE (http://www.goanddomichigan.com/images/20041125/8866_512.jpg)

[beastiegirrl101]

the right one is higher...bad boob job...with all her money you think she wouldn't get a chop job...

[cosmo105]

good god (http://img.actressarchives.com/toris/ToriSpelli_DeGui_547329_600.jpg)
HA HA HONK (http://img.actressarchives.com/toris/ToriSpelli_DeGui_692695_600.jpg)

[beastiegirrl101]

her "tan" is too even in that last one...

[Lindsey_1535]

fuckin shit those are some nasty ass boobies, barf (n)

[marsdaddy]

TORI SPELLING WASN'T ON SAVED BY THE BELL!!! (http://www.pitware.info/Wallpaper/Girl/tiffany_amber_thiessen_1_1024x768.jpg)

[cosmo105]

yes but we started talking about her.

p.s. eww

[Echewta]

I thought Tori was the nerd girl for a couple of episodes that had a love affair with Scratch.

[beastiegirrl101]

I thought Tori was the nerd girl for a couple of episodes that had a love affair with Scratch.


YOU ARE RIGHT!

[Echewta]

I WIN A DATE WITH TORI!!!!!!!!

[Nuzzolese]

You GUYS!!!!. I'm not talking about the character known as Violet, Screech's love-interest played by Tori Spelling. I'm talking about the motorcyle leather jacket frizzy hair character named Tori, played by the B actress Leanna Creel (http://qbtb.free.fr/Photos/TORI/tori4.jpg) for something like 1 season when she mysteriously replaced both Kelly and Jessie until graduation.

[Echewta]

She looks like a nutcracker in that picture. She must be handy in the kitchen during the holidays.

[ToucanSpam]

She looks like a nutcracker in that picture. She must be handy in the kitchen during the holidays.
Hey, take it easy Tex, everyone takes bad pictures.


I miss the good old days of sleeping in till 1pm and watching saved by the bell for a while, then getting up and taking a nap.

[Nuzzolese]

She looks like a nutcracker in that picture. She must be handy in the kitchen during the holidays.

Either she's a triplet or that was digital magic in the Disney 80s Movies Triple Trouble, where they play the step-daughters of either Sharon or Susan, (Haley Mills) the grown-up sister from the orginial The Parent Trap.

[Echewta]

I'd greenlight that story too.

[Nuzzolese]

I'd greenlight that story too.

One sister was a level-headed tomboy, one was sweet and innocent and wanted to follow the rules, and one was a trendy bimbo. Something for everyone.

[kll]

I always thought Tori looked like Sherri Lewis' handpuppet "Lambchop"... eyelashes and all...



and the grand canyon between her boobs is icky...

[HotAndWet]

Full House was a real portrayal of a REAL family. :rolleyes:

Uncle Joey!!!!! (!) :o

[HotAndWet]

Did you just let Screech in the club?

Show me on the list where Screech is on the fuckin' list...


OH OH OH OH
is that a reference to MADE I see????

[DipDipDive]

OH OH OH OH
is that a reference to MADE I see????

(lb)

FINALLY!

[Nuzzolese]

(lb)

FINALLY!

You want recognition for your movie references!? Jesus everytime someone makes a movie reference they want a fucking standing ovation. CONGRATULATIONS YOU SAW A MOVIE. Yeah we all remember movies and lines and shit and it's fun to quote them when the time is right and get a chuckle here and there but why the hell everytime I notice someone doing a movie reference am I expected, are we ALL expected, to jump up and down and go "I SEEN THAT!" like no one's ever made a goddamn movie reference before in the history of the motherlicking world?

[adam_f]

Originally posted by Nuzzolese
You want recognition for your movie references!? Jesus everytime someone makes a movie reference they want a fucking standing ovation. CONGRATULATIONS YOU SAW A MOVIE. Yeah we all remember movies and lines and shit and it's fun to quote them when the time is right and get a chuckle here and there but why the hell everytime I notice someone doing a movie reference am I expected, are we ALL expected, to jump up and down and go "I SEEN THAT!" like no one's ever made a goddamn movie reference before in the history of the motherlicking world?


Yet another Nuzzolese novel that could be shortened to two sentences.

[Nuzzolese]

Yet another Nuzzolese novel that could be shortened to two sentences.

Which two?

And what would be the point of making it shorter? It's a fucking paragraph. You're not what they call "book-smart" are you?

[beastieangel01]

Nuzz, although I see your point, that was hilarious.

[Nuzzolese]

I'll be honest I'm just jealous when I notice a movie quote and recognize it and then I don't feel the need to say anything, then later someone else mentions that they recognize it and just for speaking up about recognizing it, they get the favor of the person who quoted it and I'm just jealous so I'm like "NUH UH I SAW IT TOO I SAW IT FIRST!" and I don't want the person to think they are alone and that no one notices their movie references because that's like, how they bond and shit and make friends.

[Freebasser]

Calm down.

[Nuzzolese]

Calm down.

Would you tell Pippen to calm down!?

[mickill]

NEVER! (http://moviestars.generic-joe.com/pictures/938227/bettemidler-beaches.jpg)

[Nuzzolese]

Did we just engage in an obnoxious inside joke? What have I become? :eek:

[mickill]

You're one of us now. Deal with it, care bear.

[Echewta]

Farmers grow the food we eat today in the modern world.

[Nuzzolese]

Pretty soon you are going to be *h5*ing and "<3" ing all over the place.

it's gonna be a shitstorm.

I have more self control than that.

[Freebasser]

<4

[mickill]

Oooh, I want in on this.

H3 (http://www.autobytel.com/images/previews/06HummerH3/400/2006-hummer-h3-front.jpg)

[adam_f]

Originally posted by Nuzzolese
Which two?

And what would be the point of making it shorter? It's a fucking paragraph. You're not what they call "book-smart" are you?

You are aware that if there were a studio audience, they would hate you right now. You never pick on nondescript nobody.

[enree erzweglle]

You are aware that if there were a studio audience, they would hate you right now.
You are aware that there is a studio audience here, right?

[voltanapricot]

Was there a Zack? Everyone fancied him. Why? I admit I did but why? He was the one with the gay floppy do, right?

[adam_f]

Originally posted by enree erzweggle
You are aware that there is a studio audience here, right?

I thought it was just the Cosby show in the background.

[Nuzzolese]

Was there a Zack? Everyone fancied him. Why? I admit I did but why? He was the one with the gay floppy do, right?

Because he talked to the camera. He was supposed to be Ferris Beuller, which reminds me, did anyone else watch Parker Lewis Can't Lose?

[kll]

Because he talked to the camera. He was supposed to be Ferris Beuller, which reminds me, did anyone else watch Parker Lewis Can't Lose?

he was way cuter than zack

[CiaoBella]

Parker Lewis and all his crazy shirts...I loved that show and his lil bitchy sister.

[Nuzzolese]

Parker Lewis and all his crazy shirts...I loved that show and his lil bitchy sister.

Now we're talking about accurate portrayals of High School!

[Nuzzolese]

And how about his best friends eh?

The two best friends ever written into television history...rivaling even Boner Stabone.

That's a bold statement you're making right there. Are you really making that statement are you really standing up and saying the 2 best buds in PLCL were the best teen guy friends in TV history rivaling even Maynard G. Krebs in "Dobie Gillis"?! What about Buddy in "Charles in Charge"?

[TAL]

Synchronize swatches!

[beastiegirrl101]

And how about his best friends eh?

The two best friends ever written into television history...rivaling even Boner Stabone.


Boner's mom sewed his name into all his undies...I remember that episode.

[Nuzzolese]

Synchronize swatches!

You got Parker Lewis on the air all the way up in Sweden?

[beastiegirrl101]

You got Parker Lewis on the air all the way up in Sweden?

for real

[TAL]

I don't live in Sweden, but yes they do.

[Nuzzolese]

Damnit. I had Finland up there first then edited because I thought I was wrong. I hate myself.

[beastiegirrl101]

Damnit. I had Finland up there first then edited because I thought I was wrong. I hate myself.


we hate you too.

[TAL]

Damnit. I had Finland up there first then edited because I thought I was wrong. I hate myself.

You should stop that.

We had Parker Lewis here too.


I don't hate Nuzzolese. Just wanted to make sure people understand that.

[beastiegirrl101]

You should stop that.

We had Parker Lewis here too.


I don't hate Nuzzolese. Just wanted to make sure people understand that.

she hates you...shit she doesn't even know where you're from.

[like2_drink]

I have never seen an entire episode of Saved by the bell. I have also never seen any of 90210. I watched cartoons. Still do.
I have no idea what any of you are talking about.


saved by the bell always bugged me and i never thought about 90210 cause i just decided to not watch it. cartoons (y)

my highschool is alright, if i had the choice i'd like to leave, but i'm down with beeing there.

[mickill]

we hate you too.
Why can't you get hit by a bus already?

[beastiegirrl101]

Why can't you get hit by a bus already?

go change a diaper.

[Extra Cheese]

yo zach was the coolest kid in the school and the rest of them were looked as super duper cool as well. Now, how the hell they gonna make screech down with them like that, he was ultra-geek/nerd/dork and yet was like best friends with the cool kids now that isnt accurate at all.

did screech ever get with lisa?

[Nuzzolese]

You should stop that.

We had Parker Lewis here too.


I don't hate Nuzzolese. Just wanted to make sure people understand that.

I'm sorry TAL! You know me, I'm a stupid American, oblivious to foreign geography. I know YOU and that is not something defined by a nationality. I'm sorry I got it wrong.

[TAL]

Don't be sorry either.

Make this one of those "first thought counts" things. That will make your post correct.

[LongDuckDong]

I always thought John Hughes movies portrayed a good cross-section of what high school is really like. 20 minutes of every half hour sitcom never provide enough time to show any sort of reality. Freaks-n-Geeks was a great show that didn't get the recognition it deserved. Oh well.