crazy question

[TurdBerglar]

do you think a sexually mature guy who has never seen a cooch would be instinctually sexually aroused if he were to be shown a picture of one?

[marsdaddy]

You've never seen a woman's vagina?!

[TurdBerglar]

yes i have. i wasn't refering to me

[tracky]

I saw a documentary done on apes once, they had a male in a room with a tv set, and they'd put a picture of a females cooch up on the screen and the male would go wild. I don't think it was actually to demonstrate that point, I think it was something about recognising images on a screen.

[TurdBerglar]

was it monkey cooch. or a person cooch?

[tracky]

hahah monkey cooch of course but the principals the same ;)

[TurdBerglar]

did the monkey try to fuck the tv?

[tracky]

it was a long long time ago that I saw this, but I seem to recall that the tv was behind glass and he couldn't really get at it, which is what made him mad I guess. No doubt he woulda tried and probably left some squishy marks on the screen

[yeahwho]

*note to myself* do not go to the zoo with either tracky or TurdBerglar.

[TurdBerglar]

great idea!


i need to make some large printouts of monkey cooches

[yeahwho]

National Geographic addict, eh?

[TurdBerglar]

no

history channel

[yeahwho]

Multiple Monkey Orgasms. ^The who what why of it^ tonite @ 10:00 on the History Channel.

[TurdBerglar]

human females are the only females in the animal kingdom that are capable of orgasms

[yeahwho]

Thank You and that's are show for tonight, be sure to tune in next week when we ask Benji about the bucket of water (http://www.bravo.ca/television/tvshows/images/Inside_Actors_Studio.jpg).

[TurdBerglar]

what?

[insertnamehere]

once ben and i were discussing porn. he said when it comes down to it, they could have a nice face, and they could have nice boobs, but he's gotta see cooch to get off.

[yeahwho]

is going on with that picture question? Who are you asking for? wink wink ;)

[TurdBerglar]

once ben and i were discussing porn. he said when it comes down to it, they could have a nice face, and they could have nice boobs, but he's gotta see cooch to get off.


yeah, it's pointless if you don't get a crotch shot

[TurdBerglar]

is going on with that picture question? Who are you asking for? wink wink ;)

what?

[insertnamehere]

i didnt know female genetalia were that appealing

[TurdBerglar]

i didnt know female genetalia were that appealing


well it's the place where you stick your dick...

[yeahwho]

is this a rhetorical question? Like if you never drank water till you were 13 would it taste like beer?

[insertnamehere]

i mean... i didnt realy mind his fascination with cooch. it kinda worked out in my favor...

[TurdBerglar]

i mean... i didnt realy mind his fascination with cooch. it kinda worked out in my favor...

i think every straight male is highly fascinated with the femal genitalia

[TurdBerglar]

is this a rhetorical question? Like if you never drank water till you were 13 would it taste like beer?


are you a little nutty?

[i'mcrafty]

yeah, it's pointless if you don't get a crotch shot

i can't speak for all women, but i don't get how a "cooch" can be so appealing. i could understand how boobies could be nice to look at, but why vaginas? (haha i typed vagina).

i do not find a penis even semi-attractive. ish!

penis vagina penis vagina penis vagina penis vagina!!!
sorry i just wanted to type those words somemore! but seriously do you find vaginas attractive? or is it just the thought of sticking your weiner in there that makes it attracting. :confused:

[TurdBerglar]

or is it just the thought of sticking your weiner in there that makes it attracting. :confused:

YES

[yeahwho]

are you a little nutty?

Now that's a crazy question there.

[insertnamehere]

this probably falls under the category of "too much info"... but now that you've been warned: after i shaved, he liked to umm... how can i put this and not get banned? hed be sitting up, and id be laying down... and umm... much looking and touching, during... yeah.







god i want sex sex sex sex sex or at least a good makeout/finger :eek:

[TurdBerglar]

seeing your dick being inserted into a female is a huge turnon

[avignon]

OK Maybe you pervs can answer this one for me. A male friend of mine was saying that men would get a blow job from a woman who they found too ugly to fuck. Please tell me this is not true.

[TurdBerglar]

yeah sure


why not

[Medellia]

OK Maybe you pervs can answer this one for me. A male friend of mine was saying that men would get a blow job from a woman who they found too ugly to fuck. Please tell me this is not true.
I'm really not surprised.

[insertnamehere]

its been said that ugly girls give better head (!)

[Medellia]

Well not just that. I don't think I know any guy who would refuse a blow job just because the chick was a bit on the ugly side.

Let me rephrase that, I don't know any single guys who would refuse a blow job from an ugly chick. If they already had a girlfriend, they might, but certainly not if they are unattached.

[synch]

I should have known better than to go into one of turds threads that even he considers "crazy".

insertnamehere, see the link I posted in your thread.

[zorra_chiflada]

vaginas are ok, i suppose, but not when they're all hanging out and stuff.