Who's the toughest one here?

[Nuzzolese]

Who do you think is the toughest member? Who would put up the best fight?

[mickill]

I'd have to say ToucanSpam.

[Nuzzolese]

I'd have to say ToucanSpam.

he'd win in a fight against anyone here?

[IDIOTSVILLE]

Your Mum

[Nuzzolese]

Hmm, EricLee, Hardknox, BangkokB? I'm sure they are all pretty hardcore.

EricLee? No way! Is he a black belt in...something?

[mickill]

he'd win in a fight against anyone here?
No, I'm sorry, I must have read the thread title incorrectly. I thought it said who does the best pillsbury doughboy impression.

I'd say the toughest is probably DroppinScience.

[beastieangel01]

GEA, but he loves peace

I could see that.

[marsdaddy]

MicKill talks the talk. He'll put on a kettle of whup ass and pour you a spot -- how many lumps ya want?

[Canibal-7]

Me, bitch!

[Nuzzolese]

No, I'm sorry, I must have read the thread title incorrectly. I thought it said who does the best pillsbury doughboy impression.

I'd say the toughest is probably DroppinScience.

I woudln't get in the ring with him. Bet that dude fights like a squirrel.

[mickill]

MicKill talks the talk. He'll put on a kettle of whup ass and pour you a spot -- how many lumps ya want?
Yeah, but those days are behind me now. I'm all about the peace, man. There's enough fighting in this world. I think we all know that.

[zippo]

I'd say the toughest is probably DroppinScience.

as if this wasnt the most obvious thing you have said in months mickill

[MCPG]

I am. Credentials upon request.

[mickill]

But you talk like a retard.

If you'd have said "talketh" instead of "talk", I would have given you a 10/10 on the zippo scale for that one. But a 9.5 isn't bad.

[TAL]

Not me!

[IDIOTSVILLE]

Your Dad

[beastiegirrl101]

Jimmythescumbag

[enree erzweglle]

I don't know.

There's shank-you tough and there's slinging-words tough.

I can think of leading candidates for both.

[Nuzzolese]

Who here has been stabbed in the neck and then go up to keep fighting?

[kll]

No, I'm sorry, I must have read the thread title incorrectly. I thought it said who does the best pillsbury doughboy impression.

I'd say the toughest is probably DroppinScience.

It's all about Deliverance, mickill

[cosmo105]

ahem

*points to rack of nunchakus*

[kll]

ahem

*points to rack of nunchakus*

yo -i took you out with an ice pick, so you are disqualified...

[cosmo105]

whatever, you were so drunk you passed out with my foot in your ass.

[kll]

whatever, you were so drunk you passed out with my foot in your ass.

it's not my fault my anus is tight...

[Gareth]

they call me "the grappler"

[cosmo105]

OH MAN i love grappling. i remember being a purple/white belt and being horrible at it...but within a year, i was one of the best wrestlers in my dojo. i still have the moves. i even created some of my own. the Ruiz Manuever = wrapping thighs around opponent's chest and squeezing all the air out of his/her lungs, then digging heels into opponents calves. works every time.

[Freebasser]

DipDipDive

[LongDuckDong]

OH MAN i love grappling. i remember being a purple/white belt and being horrible at it...but within a year, i was one of the best wrestlers in my dojo. i still have the moves. i even created some of my own. the Ruiz Manuever = wrapping thighs around opponent's chest and squeezing all the air out of his/her lungs, then digging heels into opponents calves. works every time.

That's some crazy sex if I ever heard it.

[cosmo105]

i've mudwrestled her before. she's got nothin'.

[Gareth]

the Ruiz Manuever = wrapping thighs around opponent's chest and squeezing all the air out of his/her lungs, then digging heels into opponents calves. works every time.

you can join me as "son of grappler" or something. a tag team...whoomp

although the first part of the ruiz manouvre was seen on goldeneye [i think]. famke janssen did it to some guy. the heels part is a nice bit of garnish though.

[cosmo105]

THERE IT IS!

[adam_f]

I'd say I'm big enough to take you all on, but I'm also a pussy at the very same time.

[icy manipulator]

ah yeah, it cant be anyone else but my, i'm more sadistic then vlad the impaler and ivan the terrible combined

[Dr Deaf]

for breakfasst today i had, a bowl of broken glass and rusty nails covered in gasoline.

[Loppfessor]

Now I know I'm a lil biased but I'd hafta vote for Loppfessor....I doubt I could whoop everyone's ass on here but I don't think there's too many that would whoop mine. I’m pretty damn tough though as in a high threshold for pain I've driven myself to the hospital while bleeding many times...

[icy manipulator]

" i eat pieces of shit like you for breakfast"

"you eat pieces of shit for breakfast?"

"........... NNNOOOO!!!"

[Qdrop]

i'd probably just shoot any of you that stepped to me....

why bother with the physical dramatics....



but i can hold my own in fisticuffs.....the problem is that i'm strong, but i don't weigh alot (like 160lbs)....so i really can't get into a power vs. power fight or i'd get tossed around like a doll.

stick and move...stick and move....evade....and hit HARD. to the jaw, nose, or throat....
and use the headbutt....
a forehead to the nose pretty much puts anyone down...just walk and up and do it...surprise and lots of blood.

and use your surroundings to your advantage....
use distance to your advantage...kick to the knees..go for the ACL....

and if you can ever get behind them...go for the choke. no matter how big they are and how small you are....once you lock your arms around thier necks and grapple to thier back...it's over. pure and simple.

that's it...i'm ready to fight....who wants a go?!!!!!??!

[Loppfessor]

Menstruation doesnt count. duh.

OMGLOLFUOEHOEUHOU!!

[monkey]

but ladies, im gangsta!

[Qdrop]

ehh...who am i kidding...

i'd just debate you all to death....

[Nuzzolese]

ehh...who am i kidding...

i'd just debate you all to death....

I just realized what your personal hell would be. Do you remember that scene in The Matrix when Neo dreams (?) that he is in a room with the Smiths and they seal up his mouth slowly? Yep, that's it, a room full of annoying people and you have no mouth to say anything with.

[Loppfessor]

ehh...who am i kidding...

i'd just debate you all to death....


more like bore us to death....Baaaaazing!

[Qdrop]

I just realized what your personal hell would be. Do you remember that scene in The Matrix when Neo dreams (?) that he is in a room with the Smiths and they seal up his mouth slowly? Yep, that's it, a room full of annoying people and you have no mouth to say anything with.

i'd have an anurism (sp?) in 5 minutes....

[Qdrop]

more like bore us to death....Baaaaazing!

if it works, it works.

i call it my "tongue of death" style.

[scotty]

that's it...i'm ready to fight....who wants a go?!!!!!??!

I challenged you once, and you didn't want to then. Now I just don't care.

[Qdrop]

I challenged you once, and you didn't want to then. Now I just don't care.

i was tired....

[Nuzzolese]

i call it my "tongue of death" style.

Does firecracker know about this technique? ;)


I'm sorry, the wink made it sleazy let me try this again


CUNNILINGUS JOKE IF YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN!

[Qdrop]

Does firecracker know about this technique? ;)


I'm sorry, the wink made it sleazy let me try this again


CUNNILINGUS JOKE IF YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN!

why must you go there? why?.....


get out of the gutter, lady....

[Nuzzolese]

Did I mention I was stabbed in the neck and got up to keep fighting? I wasn't stabbed intentionally, I was more punctured, or impaled. I fell on the corner of an airconditioning unit. There was blood.

[synch]

:(

Did you bleed on the person you were fighting?

Friend of mine told me I have a gift for insulting people I've never met in my life without them taking it as an insult.

I always talked my way out of flammable situations.

[avignon]

but i can hold my own in fisticuffs.....
No one who would actually use the word fisticuffs in a sentence can fight. Jeesh-that is such a gaybo word. (n)

[avignon]

Did I mention I was stabbed in the neck and got up to keep fighting? I wasn't stabbed intentionally, I was more punctured, or impaled. I fell on the corner of an airconditioning unit. There was blood.
This story would work better if you say that someone picked up the air conditioning unit and dropped it on your neck while you were down, impaling you in an artery. But you were able to get to your feet, temporarily blind them with a squirt of blood and kick them in the kneecaps. Then you stole their car and drove yourself to the hospital.

[avignon]

:(

Did you bleed on the person you were fighting?

Friend of mine told me I have a gift for insulting people I've never met in my life without them taking it as an insult.

I always talked my way out of flammable situations.
I adore you even when you make no sense at all.

[enree erzweglle]

No one who would actually use the word fisticuffs in a sentence can fight. Jeesh-that is such a gaybo word. (n)
I had a post ready to go but I killed it.

I was just going to say that fisticuffs is one of my alltime favorite words.

And you're right, if you use that word then you'd suck at doing it. Sorry Qdrop. :)

[enree erzweglle]

This story would work better if you say that someone picked up the air conditioning unit and dropped it on your neck while you were down, impaling you in an artery. But you were able to get to your feet, temporarily blind them with a squirt of blood and kick them in the kneecaps. Then you stole their car and drove yourself to the hospital.

...while you had your period.

[synch]

I adore you even when you make no sense at all.
That made some sense dammit :(

Ah well, I'd be screwed if you didn't :)

[Nuzzolese]

...while you had your period.

It's weird how during your period it's in the forefront of your mind but looking back on events in your memory you'd hardly ever remember if it all took place while you were menstruating.

[Qdrop]

And you're right, if you use that word then you'd suck at doing it. Sorry Qdrop. :)

yes, vocabulary = fighting ability.

that makes sense.

[avignon]

yes, vocabulary = fighting ability.

that makes sense.
No. Not in your case. I'd hit you while you were running your mouth.
You'd be all like "blah blah blah Ouch!"
Then I'd run.

[enree erzweglle]

yes, vocabulary = fighting ability.

that makes sense.

ah come on and take a joke, Qdrop.

[Qdrop]

No. Not in your case. I'd hit you while you were running your mouth.
You'd be all like "blah blah blah Ouch!"
Then I'd run.

reminds me of my childhood..

[TAL]

I was just going to say that fisticuffs is one of my alltime favorite words.
I use that word even when speaking Swedish, just because it's so funny.

[enree erzweglle]

I use that word even when speaking Swedish, just because it's so funny.
It would be so much more enhanced with a Swedish accent. You've been speaking English for a long time, TAL, but do you know if your accent is heavy or not? (I have friends here from other countries and their English is amazing but they can't hear their own accent.) Can you hear it?

[mickill]

I love when people start answering these kinds of questions all seriously.

But see, seriously, the reason why I think that I'm the most suitable candidate for the distinction of being known as the toughest board member alive is because I've been trained to ignore pain. Essentially, I've made pain my bitch. I've studied and mastered several different ancient fighting styles such as the Namibian martial art of Nujoma Shipanga, as well as traditional Japanese Badazuki Fukyomama. I'm very graceful and can run on walls. I also do 300 one-armed handstand pushups every morning while shaving. I've learned to live off of soil and tree branches. I can go without water for 40 days. I was caught offguard once and stabbed in the neck with a rusty screwdriver, and kept fighting...all 22 of my assailants. While drunk. With a drink still in my hand. And won. Easily. Without spilling my drink.

[avignon]

I'm a master Brazillian Shoe Fighter.

Enough said.




Bitch.

[mickill]

Japanese Badazuki Fukyomama>Brazillian Shoe Fighting

[avignon]

Japanese Badazuki Fukyomama>Brazillian Shoe Fighting
Maybe for someone with some skill. But we are talking about you, right?

[mickill]

Yes. And?

Well, I guess if you were throwing your size 14 steel toed boots at me, they might hurt.

[avignon]

Yes. And?

Well, I guess if you were throwing your size 14 steel toed boots at me, they might hurt.
Or gauging out your eye with my four inch stilletto heels. Yeah, might sting a little. But fuckingsomebody'smama ain't gonna hurt me, now is it?

[mickill]

Or gauging out your eye with my four inch stilletto heels. Yeah, might sting a little. But fuckingsomebody'smama ain't gonna hurt me, now is it?

Whatting somebody's who? I don't understand. You're not even making sense now!

[avignon]

Whatting somebody's who? I don't understand. You're not even making sense now!
It's all part of my strategy. I confuse you with my sharp wit and flashy rhetoric and then WHAM! Boot to the head.

[TAL]

It would be so much more enhanced with a Swedish accent. You've been speaking English for a long time, TAL, but do you know if your accent is heavy or not? (I have friends here from other countries and their English is amazing but they can't hear their own accent.) Can you hear it?
They usually say that I have a great accent. I guess that means it's on the heavy side if it's so noticeable. You probably have to ask the people who have heard me talk, because I don't know.

[mickill]

It's all part of my strategy. I confuse you with my sharp wit and flashy rhetoric and then WHAM! Boot to the head.
That's similar to my own strategy, where I flash you while wearing only boots and then WHAM! Sharp object at your head while I commence with the witty rhetoric.

[avignon]

That's similar to my own strategy, where I flash you while wearing only boots and then WHAM! Sharp object at your head while I commence with the witty rhetoric.
You just can't keep your clothes on when anyone mentions WHAM!, can you? That sexy George Micheal.

[mickill]

You just can't keep your clothes on when anyone mentions WHAM!, can you? That sexy George Micheal.
We all have our kryptonite. Mine's Wake Me Up Before You Go-Go. I don't know where you're trying to go with this exactly. What's your point?

[Qdrop]

I love when people start answering these kinds of questions all seriously.


you have no idea!
i was BORN FOR THIS...BREED!

THIS IS MY CALLING...MY MOMENT!

YOU ARE ALL GOING DOWN!!

BBMB UFC!!!!!!

[mp-seventythree]

Who do you think is the toughest member? Who would put up the best fight?

It all depends on the fight I suppose

[RobMoney]

The answer is Echewta,


he's like the BBMB Allen Iverson....."The Answer"

[Qdrop]

well that's the more interesting take on this...

who the toughest on here as a POSTER.

who's the wittiest, can debate OR avoid debate...deflect....and just come off cool as ice...

echewta's up there....so is Mickill....GEA

[mp-seventythree]

Q Drop

[mickill]

well that's the more interesting take on this...

who the toughest on here as a POSTER.

who's the wittiest, can debate OR avoid debate...deflect....and just come off cool as ice...

echewta's up there....so is Mickill....GEA

You could have included yourself in this instance. It'd obviously be warranted.

Oh, and thanks. Unless you're just trying to get me to lower my defenses, in which case: *tiger crouching stance*

[Qdrop]

You could have included yourself in this instance. It'd obviously be warranted.

Oh, and thanks. Unless you're just trying to get me to lower my defenses, in which case: *tiger crouching stance*

but the differance between me and say you or echewta....is that i don't come off cool as ice....i come off more hated.

i have not tact.

[cosmo105]

i wish people didn't assume that vegans are wusses.

6 years of shorin-ryu karate (and i was at the top of my class)
2 1/2 years of water polo (girls' season is in the winter, no less)

seriously dudes, ask steger. he doesn't just LET me win. i tell him to tell people "i fell down some stairs."

as far as on here? meh, i guess i come across as kind of a jerk sometimes, but inside, i'm like puddin'.


bitch pudding.

[Kid Presentable]

All week long I been hearin "why, Kid, why?".

"Why'd you do it?"

Well, the truth of the matter is that Kid Presentable just did what he had to do to get ahead.

*Crowd Boos*

And if that meant punishing several of this ass worshipping crowds' heroes with 'The Presentability Factor', then so be it.

*Boos intensify*

If that mean throwing Padster off the top of a twenty foot cell, then so be it.

*Boos continue*

If that means powerbombing wints through the top of a limousine, then so be it.

*more booing, precipitating chants*

If that meant nailing 'Gods Son' to a cross and shooting him across Madison Square Garden from a modified catapult, AFTER taking his Championship belt, then so be it.

*Boos now have become "Kid P sucks" chants, growing more intense.*

Kid Presentable feels fantastic, he's the MB Champ, he's a star.

You're all pathetic.

If anybody has a problem with that, then so be it.

Let Me Make You Presentable!

*Theme Music hits, cocky exit from the ring, emphasis on expensive clothing*

[cosmo105]

hahaha, powerbombing wints through a limo haha :D

[beastieangel01]

I totally forgot about cosmo's ninja skills.

she wins.

[Qdrop]

there is no one on the board strong enough to pick up wints...let alone carry her over your head....

[Nuzzolese]

yall don't think I'm tough?

[adam_f]

Originally posted by Nuzzolese
yall don't think I'm tough?

I would say that's quite apparent.

[cosmo105]

there is no one on the board strong enough to pick up wints...let alone carry her over your head....
that was wrong, man. just wrong.

[Nuzzolese]

I would say that's quite apparent.

you folks are smart

[Kid Presentable]

there is no one on the board strong enough to pick up wints...let alone carry her over your head....

Don't make me take you back to the MB Battle Royal, where I made you join the queue and drop to the apron below....

[Echewta]

The OZ clique for sure. Some tough kids in that group. Crap my pants when they post.

[bigblu89]

I don't know about being tough, but I can probably eat more white castle hamburgers than anyone else on this board.

[Kid Presentable]

The OZ clique for sure. Some tough kids in that group. Crap my pants when they post.

For someone who's bread and butter in this thing is making people laugh, you surely do have no sense of humour. Did you get cheated on, or some shit?

[Echewta]

That didn't make you laugh? No bread and butter for me then :(

Being cheated on would have no effect for the jokes I would make about your clique. I really have no idea what you are cliqing about with your chums so no milk spilled.

[Kid Presentable]

See? My joke was having no sense of humour :)

[mickill]

If we were basing this on wits alone, I'd say a Nuzz and cosmo match-up would be the equivalent of Hulk Hogan vs. Andre The Giant at Wrestlemania 3. Kid P would be Ricky Steamboat, Q would be Randy "MACHO MAN" Savage, Echewta would be Honkytonk Man and I'd be The Ultimate Warrior.

[Echewta]

Oh, that was a joke. I see. Funny.

[cosmo105]

If we were basing this on wits alone, I'd say a Nuzz and cosmo match-up would be the equivalent of Hulk Hogan vs. Andre The Giant at Wrestlemania 3. Kid P would be Ricky Steamboat, Q would be Randy "MACHO MAN" Savage, Echewta would be Honkytonk Man and I'd be The Ultimate Warrior.
you wouldn't be The Rock?

[mickill]

you wouldn't be The Rock?
Yes. Now I would be. But this is a throwback scenario.

[cosmo105]

good, that means that i'm not washed up yet. i'm not ripping my shirt off, though. :mad:

[adam_f]

Originally posted by cosmo105
you wouldn't be The Rock?

You mean, when you think 'Parody of Native American Warrior Masquerading as a Raging Lunatic' you don't think mickill?

[mickill]

I think Mean Gene when I think of Adam.

[adam_f]

Originally posted by mickill
I think Mean Gene when I think of Adam.

Heck yeah. Mean Gene was the best.

[zorra_chiflada]

well that's the more interesting take on this...

who the toughest on here as a POSTER.

who's the wittiest, can debate OR avoid debate...deflect....and just come off cool as ice...

echewta's up there....so is Mickill....GEA

zount. the kid's got talent.

[ericlee]

I settle all differences the real way...... Square of cardboard and old school Run DMC blasting from the boombox. Anybody got some beef then let me know but in the meantime, I'll be watching Breakin'

[HEIRESS]

Who here has been stabbed in the neck and then go up to keep fighting?

MY FRIEND

he was at an outdoor concert in edmonton
and a fight broke out in the crowd and some random arm came out of the sea of people and stab him in the neck
more like jabbed and sliced, cause he has a large wound right next to his jugular which then travels up and tapers off into the hairline at the back of his neck
nastiest scar ever
he tried to find the guy but whoever did it disappeared into the crowd again and my friend then had to go to the hospital for stiches because he was bleeding like a stuck pig