Who do you think is the best dancer here?

[Nuzzolese]

If the Board had a dance-off, who would win?

[cj hood]

robmoney, duh...

go whiteboy, go whiteboy, go whiteboy, go...

[beastieangel01]

me.


:D

[TurdBerglar]

do you use a pole?

[TAL]

Not me!

[beastieangel01]

do you use a pole?

no :mad:

There is a member here that has seen me dance before and can vouch for me, however he's not around anymore.

[TurdBerglar]

no :mad:

There is a member here that has seen me dance before and can vouch for me, however he's not around anymore.


how about a kiddie pool filled with jello?

[beastieangel01]

Crys... <3<3<3<3


But that made me Really laugh...Hard. So hard blood shot out of my nose.


haha aw :(

p.s. Turd, on a dance floor only.

[TurdBerglar]

so you put the kiddie pool on the dance floor?

[mickill]

I'd have to say ToucanSpam.

[beastieangel01]

:p

[beastiegirrl101]

what kind of dancing we talkin about?

[marsdaddy]

Rhythm is the dancer...

[beastiegirrl101]

Rhythm is the dancer...


dancing queen

[Nuzzolese]

Try a complete thought you marroons!


What kind of dancing? I don't know, any kind. Does it matter?

[Medellia]

If by "best dancer" you mean "so laughably bad that everyone eatching will pee their pants" then I would have to say me.

[marsdaddy]

Try a complete thought you marroons!


What kind of dancing? I don't know, any kind. Does it matter?It does. Lindy hop is very different than the Jitterbug.

[beastiegirrl101]

I minored in dance in college and when you major / minor in it you have to know all forms...so yes...what kind of dancing counts....but learning to dance and being born with rhythm are 2 different things...IMO

[HEIRESS]

I can dance like a sunuvabitch

[TurdBerglar]

do you use a poll?


oh wait

[Chicka B]

Me of course, I could serve you all! :D

[Medellia]

Ten years ago I was a cheerleader. I could've won then. But now, uh-uh.

[Ferdinand_2]

I am the best epileptic dancer (!)

[Freebasser]

TurdBerglar

[cosmo105]

10 bucks says that michael jackson alias says "me!"

i'm an average dancer, but i'll bet Echewta could bust some moves.

[Moo Moo]

Moo!

[Matt]

Justin Timberlake.

[Loppfessor]

I dunno are we allowed to drink first? Cus it's the weirdest thing, the drunker I get the better dancer I become! Seriously it's uncanny.

[King of Rock II]

Yeah me too.

OR, maybe I just think I'm a better dancer, and I still suck ass.

OR, maybe the more I drink the more I'm able to relax and feel the rythm

OR a little bit of both.

[adam_f]

I was watching the greatest Cosby Show yesterday where for some reason a whole bunch of kids and Cliff were dancing to that hippity hop music. Family grown hilarity at it's finest.

[Gareth]

hmm
greatest dance related cosby epidose has to be when theo and cockroach went to dancemania

[Loppfessor]

hmm
greatest dance related cosby epidose has to be when theo and cockroach went to dancemania


ah yes as I recall Theo learned a valuable lesson about friendship and the true meaning of being unselfish.

[icy manipulator]

yeah i'm a hardcore latin dancer, only because i have a really really hot partner :p

[adam_f]

I like the episode where Theo figures out his touchdown dance before he plays even though he sucks at football.

[Dr Deaf]

i like dancing just fine. i rarely do it tho. mostly if i'm dancing i start off as a joke and then just have fun with it. i suppose that's the way it was meant to be anyway.

i like dancing when no one's watching.

[beastieangel01]

i like dancing when no one's watching.

you know what they say. Dance like no one is watching. :)

[Nuzzolese]

you know what they say. Dance like no one is watching. :)

Who says that? What the hell do they know? They're probably not people you'd want to dance with anyway.

[beastieangel01]

Who says that? What the hell do they know? They're probably not people you'd want to dance with anyway.

I take it you are unfamiliar with the entire saying. The dance statement is only a piece of it.

[Dr Deaf]

we can dance if we want to.

[beastieangel01]

well, I'll tell you what...we can leave your friends behind.

[Nuzzolese]

I take it you are unfamiliar with the entire saying. The dance statement is only a piece of it.

Oh I'm familiar with it, it's used to sell things by preying on people's need to be reassured that just because they suck at life it doesn't make them a bad person. We have to question the origins of these things or else it's the blind sheep leading the weak through the valley of the blind.

[beastieangel01]

Oh I'm familiar with it, it's used to sell things by preying on people's need to be reassured that just because they suck at life it doesn't make them a bad person. We have to question the origins of these things or else it's the blind sheep leading the weak through the valley of the blind.

hahahahaha

[The Notorious LOL]

women sometimes say how a guy dances is an indication of how he has sex.

if hes recreationally dancing, chances are he doesnt have sex with vaginas anyway.

[Nuzzolese]

I take ballet classes and I'm convinced that ballet was designed specifically to be as difficult as possible. Every motion is that at which your body meets the most resistence. It's like the physical manifestation of math, just there to be difficult.

I also take Jazz sometimes and we dance to mostly Fosse musical songs. I suck at that too but I blame the teacher for changing her mind every 5 seconds and saying "Okay we go out in, out, change, no no...okay CHANGE out, in, and, okay, we go step, step 1-2-3 CHANGE, okay....no wait first change THEN step...." and so on

I once took a swing dance class with an engaged man so he could learn to dance for his wedding and surprise his wife. It was the makings of a romantic comedy.

[The Notorious LOL]

well it was probably awkward for him lying to himself and having sex with vagina.

[Nuzzolese]

It was probably the women in the USO who said things like that, about dancing and sex, about the soldiers, because they danced WITH each other not like dancing is now on the rap videos. They stepped in time and held onto each other's bodies while they moved and I think they might have been right. I never knew until I tried partner dancing, how important a good partner is. They make you a better dancer. Although most of that is simply knowing the steps, there's a big difference between a partner who is responsive and one who isn't.

In the Swing class I took, we changed partners all the time to get used to dancing with different people (plus it was in keeping with the tradition of SWINGING you know, changing sexual partners and married couples going out and dancing with each other) and a few times I danced with some guys who sucked, no variety in their steps no twirling, and they didn't even look at me they just kept their eyes on their wives across the room dancing with someone else. I don't think I would have enjoyed sex with them. So you see there's some truth to it.

[The Notorious LOL]

right...they were DANCING for FUN. They ENJOYED THE COMPANY OF MENS PENISES.

[avignon]

I can't dance. Well, I can, but I shouldn't. It invariably has an adverse affect on the weather.

[beastieangel01]

I take ballet classes and I'm convinced that ballet was designed specifically to be as difficult as possible. Every motion is that at which your body meets the most resistence. It's like the physical manifestation of math, just there to be difficult.

Yeah, ballet is tough. I took for just one session and eesh! I really sucked at it. I'm not a delicate, graceful, etc dancer. I took Jazz for a while, and liked that a lot. Took some hip hop/break classes, and I LOVED them so much. I liked tap a lot when I was in it. I also did some ballet folklorico.

I still want to take Flamenco, and probably anything else that's out there.

I addicted to dance :( (too much booty in the pants).

[Nuzzolese]

Yeah, ballet is tough. I took for just one session and eesh! I really sucked at it. I'm not a delicate, graceful, etc dancer.

The better you get, the more you think you're terrible, because you can never be good enough. It is an impossible art and even the best have to struggle and kill themselves to be good. It's exhausting but for some reason I find its impossibility reassuring. There's no end in sight, it is a struggle by nature and the point of it is to do something difficult. This always happens to me! I get involved in something and it becomes a challenge and I have to get better and it's tough. I want a hobby that's easy, just a release. I guess that's this board.

(disclaimer: not that I am a good ballet dancer by any means. I can't even afford to take proper classes. I took it in college and now I only go once a week, it's a joke. I don't have authority to talk about ballet like I am, this is just what I've learned so far, what I've gotten out of it as a beginner)

[beastieangel01]

The better you get, the more you think you're terrible, because you can never be good enough. It is an impossible art and even the best have to struggle and kill themselves to be good. It's exhausting but for some reason I find its impossibility reassuring. There's no end in sight, it is a struggle by nature and the point of it is to do something difficult. This always happens to me! I get involved in something and it becomes a challenge and I have to get better and it's tough. I want a hobby that's easy, just a release. I guess that's this board.

(disclaimer: not that I am a good ballet dancer by any means. I can't even afford to take proper classes. I took it in college and now I only go once a week, it's a joke. I don't have authority to talk about ballet like I am, this is just what I've learned so far, what I've gotten out of it as a beginner)

Well, at least you are in to something you find challenging. Not many people can say that. Most take the easy road and stick to things that aren't difficult for them. I applaud you.

[Nuzzolese]

I applaud you.

*wobbly ballet style theatrical bow*

[King of Rock II]

women sometimes say how a guy dances is an indication of how he has sex.

if hes recreationally dancing, chances are he doesnt have sex with vaginas anyway.

I don't know, when I go out, I dance, and all other men dance too. And I don't go to gaybars. Well, I did once. But that's not the point. Ok if you must know I was with gay people and we went to a gaybar. But I'm not gay, I swear. Point is, I dance recreationally and I have sex with vaginas, well actually I don't but I think about it a lot, I mean I have had sex with vaginas before but right now I'm not having any sex with any vaginas right now. I have had sex with other things then vaginas too, like mouths. I've had sex with mouths. Only women's mouths though, no men's mouths.

...I'm not gay I swear.

[Nuzzolese]

You are European so the man dance rules are different, Avignon, Synch, and I discussed this in a thread before I know, it's all in relation to your penis energy and which direction it flows and it's reflected in major architectural styles.

[Echewta]

I took swing lessons and enjoyed them very much. Problem is, there aren't that many places to swing and if you find them, the dance floor is the size of a stamp and filled with people who have been swing dancing for 70 years and you don't even want to kid yourself that you can hang with that throwing up in the air, twirling around the ankle, nice hat action.

[Nuzzolese]

throwing up in the air, twirling around the ankle, nice hat action.


What you're doing this weekend?

Can you still dance?

[synch]

ah yes as I recall Theo learned a valuable lesson about friendship and the true meaning of being unselfish.
Didn't he learn that in the episode with the crack whore and the injured squirrel as well?

[Nuzzolese]

The Euro guys here are probably the best dancers. They have less to lose so naturally have fewer inhibitions.

[Echewta]

I remember the basics of swing but I don't remember most of the more sauve moves I was taught.

You can come over and watch Swing Kids if you'd like.

[ToucanSpam]

I bet Tex there^ can cut a mean rug.

[Dr Deaf]

in 1984 i learned to breakdance. since that time i haven't learned any moves to replace them. if i only continued to break dance everyday since then, i'd probably be like all sponsored and professional and shit pop locking and rocking in the back of an r kelly video.

i busted out a fat windmill and some floor work at a wedding wearing a suit in 1997. i've got 5-7 mins on someone's wedding video i barely know.