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TurdBerglar
07-07-2005, 04:45 PM
yesterday i come home from work and my mom and my grandmother are watching comedy central downstairs. it was a stand up show. they guy was funny so i stopped and watch along. then the guy starts talking about orgasms and shit. a hush fell over the room. i got up and left. comeback later and my grandmother is watching boogienights right when he whips it out looking in the mirror. i turned around and headed right back were i came from.
yesterday i come home from work and my mom and my grandmother are watching comedy central downstairs. it was a stand up show. they guy was funny so i stopped and watch along. then the guy starts talking about orgasms and shit. a hush fell over the room. i got up and left. comeback later and my grandmother is watching boogienights right when he whips it out looking in the mirror. i turned around and headed right back were i came from.
no wonder you're glued to your computer every day...
TurdBerglar
07-07-2005, 04:49 PM
that's not glue
you got a good laugh outta me on that one...
considering my dad was really strict about what we watched growing up and i didn't know that he had edited the movie 'Grease' (which I had seen 200 times) until I finally saw the "unedited" version last year and he removed the vhs when he heard Molly Ringwald mutter "They fucking forgot my birthday" ... I had a problem watching Sex & The City with my mom & dad in the room over Thanksgiving and Samantha was talking about anal sex... yeah, that was rough...
Lindsey_1535
07-07-2005, 04:57 PM
My mom took to me to see American Pie. It was awkward. She thought I didn't get any of the jokes so she tried to explain them to me.
TurdBerglar
07-07-2005, 04:57 PM
my family makes me feel uncomfortable all the time. here's a quote from my dad..."when are you gonna bring a girl home again so we can hear her again during supper? sounded like you were strangling a cat up there." then gives me a look like "that's my boy"
Chicka B
07-07-2005, 05:00 PM
Haha oh god that's nasty about the glue thing. Anyway, I'm so used to it though I don't get uncomfortable anymore, not since I was little. Me and my mom are more like sisters definatly. About the boogienights thing, it reminds me of something that happened when I was like 9 or something and my mom, dad, and my 15 year old aunt (now 20) were watching that and my dad paused it on that part, and I was in my bedroom playing with barbies or something then I heard them all laughing, and I ran in the living room going "what what!!!" then I was like :eek: . Then I just left, and they laughed at me. That has to be the most uncomfortable thing I dunno! Also, it was pretty embarrassing watching american pie (or wedding, I don't remember) with my best friends dad.
diget
07-07-2005, 05:01 PM
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