just one phrase per post....

[Weezman]

:rolleyes: What was your fav line from the Beastie (degrating women stage).

I'll start it off.....

I thru the matress in her face!!!!

[Chicka B]

This is a very hard question ya know that right? :D But my favorite line would be "I did it like this, I did it like that, I did it with the wiffle ball bat". :cool: But really all of them are good. I don't know.

[lazarus0202]

Notice how no one seems much interested in continuing a thread based on degrading women. You might wanna choose a different topic.

How about your favorite nonsense line? Your favorite b-ball line? Your favorite jazz sample?

Use your head for something other than a hatrack, ya silly goose.

I'll run a three-legged-race in a potato sack, and pour a whole potato salad right down your back.

[Weezman]

This is a very hard question ya know that right? :D But my favorite line would be "I did it like this, I did it like that, I did it with the wiffle ball bat". :cool: But really all of them are good. I don't know.


Good one....how could i forget that one?? Your such a great sport!! LOL!!

Ok here it goes:

THe cab driver recognized her from the back of her head!!?? (lb)

[Weezman]

Notice how no one seems much interested in continuing a thread based on degrading women. You might wanna choose a different topic.

How about your favorite nonsense line? Your favorite b-ball line? Your favorite jazz sample?

Use your head for something other than a hatrack, ya silly goose.

I'll run a three-legged-race in a potato sack, and pour a whole potato salad right down your back.


The thread is very new.....relax. You dont have to play if you dont want to...you can just watch!! :p

[pip07]

Just listen to "Girls"

[Weezman]

Just listen to "Girls"


to do the dishes!! to do the laundry!!! and in the bathroom!! :p

[Chicka B]

Good one....how could i forget that one?? Your such a great sport!! LOL!!

Ok here it goes:

THe cab driver recognized her from the back of her head!!?? (lb)

Aww you're too nice. I don't care I don't think they were degrating women, I'm not a feminist person so I don't care. I think them women groupie ladies back then were whores! :eek: I ain't a whore though. What's a whore anyway? :rolleyes:

Here's another good one: "girls with boyfriends are the kind I like, I'll steal your honey like I stole your bike" OHHHH!!!

[Weezman]

Aaahhh...heres one:

M.C.A.'s in the back because he's skeezin' with a whore :eek:

[zorra_chiflada]

Aww you're too nice. I don't care I don't think they were degrating women, I'm not a feminist person so I don't care.

well, if you're a woman you should care.
whether you realise it or not, degradation of women affects you too.

i hope this thread is in jest.

[Chicka B]

well, if you're a woman you should care.
whether you realise it or not, degradation of women affects you too.

i hope this thread is in jest.

Yeah, I'm sure it's in jest. The reason I'm not taking it so seriously is because for one it was 20 years ago, they were young, and I don't think saying crap is really that harmful. But you're right, I should be more sensitive I guess. I mean, I'm a teenager what do I know? :rolleyes: Just kidding, that's not an excuse I know better. Ok I'll shut up now.

Like I don't take this line seriously, I think it's just funny ya know, in a playful way. It was 16 years ago, they've changed. :D

Rapunzel Rapunzel let down your hair
So I can climb up and get into your underwear

[dirtydan11]

I did her on my knees
Then out from her pussy came a set of car keys
:( :o :eek:

[Weezman]

Went berserk and worked and exploded
She woke up in the morning and her face was coated :eek:

[Weezman]

well, if you're a woman you should care.
whether you realise it or not, degradation of women affects you too.

i hope this thread is in jest.


Im just joshin' All in fun....."i have a mother, sisters and friends....i offer love and respect to them in the end" :)

[Junker]

"I met a little cutie she was all hopped up on zootie
I liked the little cutie but I kicked her in the bootie"

[Weezman]

If its any consulation to anyone....i think they degrated MEN too...yeah!!

ALL THOSE SUCKA MC's!!!! :eek:

[Brooklyn Babe]

"I like any girls so long as they've got great big tits." - Yauch

That's my fav.

[Cristin]

I'm a girl and I don't get offended by any of those lyrics...I also live with 2 guys and I do dishes and clean the bathroom and I barely complain.

[sheesh]

well, if you're a woman you should care.
whether you realise it or not, degradation of women affects you too.

i hope this thread is in jest.


Jeez relax. If you want to see men degraded just watch anything on the Lifetime channel.

[Beth]

Jeez relax.
shouldn't it have been sheesh? you're missing opportunities, man.

[Chicka B]

shouldn't it have been sheesh? you're missing opportunities, man.

That was exactly what I was thinking! :eek:

[jennyb]

If you want to see men degraded just watch anything on the Lifetime channel.

HA HA HA HA! :D

So true.

Oh and I always liked that Rapunzel line. :o

[Weezman]

Soft overripe fresh skeezed California females
:p

[Junker]

Soft overripe fresh skeezed California females
:p

What Comes Around rules!!!!

[djc1980]

she will drop to her knees if we only say please,instead of counting sheep cold counting beasties


(she's on it)

[Chicka B]

That's it, AdRock is pissed
If you leave me in the room with your sister, I'm takin her clit
You can bet if she gets wet
The King AdRock will make her sweat
I throw her down, then take her underwear
Then search 'em so I can eat the pubic hairs
Even in her dream scene, she starts to scream
It's the AdRock inches, and you know what I mean
We had her in the week, your sisters cheap
The Beastie Boys just made a clean sweep
Your sister's def

I had to put the whole thing. :D

[Weezman]

she will drop to her knees if we only say please,instead of counting sheep cold counting beasties


(she's on it)


DAnnG!! Forgot about that one!! AWESOME!!!! Total JAM!!! :D

[wanton wench]

ok if any women is going to get offened by the beastie boys then they really shouldnt be on their message board! just my opinion! :)

[Chicka B]

If I played guitar I'd be Jimmy Page
The girlie's I like are underage (Check it!)

The New Style

[Weezman]

If I played guitar I'd be Jimmy Page
The girlie's I like are underage (Check it!)

The New Style

Chicka u bad girl!! LOL!! :p

Oooohh OOOhhhh i got one:

"Got the girlies in the Couple like the Colonel's got the chickens"

[Documad]

It's degrade and degrading, not degrate and degrating.

If you find this discussion amusing there are a number of similar ones where people came up with lyrics that were more funny.

And I always thought the girlies were in a "coupe" because that actually makes sense.

[Kid Presentable]

This thread sucks.

I suck for posting that.

If you attack me for that, you suck too.

[rileigh]

I like them better when they're talking about cups of coffee, the doo doo style, or eggs. This talk kinda creeps me out. Just a little bit...

[midzi]

From those lyrics you can infer that before they become popular they weren't succesful with the girls.

[Documad]

From those lyrics you can infer that before they become popular they weren't successful with the girls.
I suspect that their hardcore audience back then was made up of boys who were either scared of girls or were treated badly by them. That's usually the way. :)

I also think that teenagers of any era like something that sounds naughty to them. It's nice that today's teenagers still find something they like in early Beasties and that the aged early Beasties' fans can now relive their youth the same way Eagles' and Stones' fans do.

I always liked dirty R&B. Trying to ensure that my mom didn't hear the lyrics was 1/2 the fun. The R&B seems to age better. Like early Prince stuff still sounds fresh. I wish he'd play it sometime. :rolleyes:

[riseupman]

Got over on your girlie cause you know she never says no...

[instigator7022]

Aww you're too nice. I don't care I don't think they were degrating women, I'm not a feminist person so I don't care. I think them women groupie ladies back then were whores! :eek: I ain't a whore though. What's a whore anyway? :rolleyes:

Here's another good one: "girls with boyfriends are the kind I like, I'll steal your honey like I stole your bike" OHHHH!!!



Beautiful line

[Weezman]

It's degrade and degrading, not degrate and degrating.

If you find this discussion amusing there are a number of similar ones where people came up with lyrics that were more funny.

And I always thought the girlies were in a "coupe" because that actually makes sense.


thats what i get for cuttin & pasting...but you got the point ...im sure :rolleyes:

Thanks for the typo info. Im sure no one knew what line it was. (y)

im sorry..."cuttin(g).

[beastinotaranie]

I threw the mattress in her face! :D

[Weezman]

i think her name is Lucy....but they all call her LOSE!!
;)

[FearandLoathing]

I'm a girl and I don't get offended by any of those lyrics...I also live with 2 guys and I do dishes and clean the bathroom and I barely complain.

Um, it's great that you're fine with misogynism, but, you know, maybe other people have a slight problem with being degraded and vilified due to their sex.

[Kid Presentable]

"I don't shoot blanks and I don't shoot lead."

[Weezman]

I gotta a woman who gets drunk all the time......

ooh wait wrong band. :eek:



****I gotta alot of girlies, and not ones cattin' :D

that's hardly insulting .

[baiserlebuisson]

A thread based on the degredation of women completely befuddles me, the thought that whoever started this thread believed it was a good idea and everyone would take it well sickens me. Grow up everyone! You might be meaning it in all fun, but it's NOT in all fun!!! The beasties have grown up and changed since 1986 and it seems as though some of you are still back with them. If someone is going to say that any women who gets offended by beastie lyrics probably shouldn't be on their website is stuck in the past. If you haven't noticed, songs such as sure shot and song for the man have been written since and the thought of sexism disgusts the Beasties. The excuse that it's ok to degrade women because you're a teenager is no excuse, it's ignorence, and the thought that some women approve of the degredation is heart breaking. So, can we please quit with the womanizing, sexism and degrading????

[Weezman]

A thread based on the degredation of women completely befuddles me, the thought that whoever started this thread believed it was a good idea and everyone would take it well sickens me. Grow up everyone! You might be meaning it in all fun, but it's NOT in all fun!!! The beasties have grown up and changed since 1986 and it seems as though some of you are still back with them. If someone is going to say that any women who gets offended by beastie lyrics probably shouldn't be on their website is stuck in the past. If you haven't noticed, songs such as sure shot and song for the man have been written since and the thought of sexism disgusts the Beasties. The excuse that it's ok to degrade women because you're a teenager is no excuse, it's ignorence, and the thought that some women approve of the degredation is heart breaking. So, can we please quit with the womanizing, sexism and degrading????

wow... i cant believe someone on this site dislikes...License to Ill, & Pauls Boutique....i thought those were very good albums....beats....rhymes....and lyrics.

MMmm...let me see. Hows "sympathy for the devil"...sound.
It's old ...but it jams ....i sing it....but, i dont believe im Satan. :D

[Beth]

too bad it's not a one post per person thread.

[Documad]

The excuse that it's ok to degrade women because you're a teenager is no excuse, it's ignorence, and the thought that some women approve of the degredation is heart breaking. So, can we please quit with the womanizing, sexism and degrading????
I'm sorry that my comment was part of what offended you. I forget that a lot of people don't know that I've been branded a trouble-making feminist. :) I was trying to be more subtle this time. And I was waaay too subtle. I'm not sure why some otherwise strong women disagree--they'll tell you it's just the internet or they're not uptight or whatever, but I suspect that they're trying to look cooler than they are. There are quite a few of people who agree with you. There used to be more but some left. We've discussed this so many times that I think we're all just ignoring it this time. It's the relative newbies who are participating.

I'm glad you posted, because it reminded me that people read this board who aren't part of the nuttiness. :)


And whoever told Zorra she shouldn't be posting on this board was being so ridiculous I thought it didn't deserve a response. Oh, and the thing about doing the dishes was pathetic.

here's an old thread but parts of it were deleted (http://www.beastieboys.com/bbs/showthread.php?t=48478&page=2&pp=30&highlight=mattress)

[zorra_chiflada]

to be honest, if the beastie boys had the same attitude as they did in the 80s, i would absolutely loathe them, and would do anything in my power to rally against them.
luckily they're not, and it seems that horovitz has strong feminist values (maybe because of kathleen hannah, or not, who knows?)

[Chicka B]

"I don't shoot blanks and I don't shoot lead."

Hey man, that's not from the degrading women stage that's from TT5B!!!! Was I the only one to catch that? :D

Anyway, I know it's not really funny I'm just posting their sex rhymes from 1989 and back. I don't really think it's degrading they were just horny sheesh, and you know men can be degraded too. Am I spelling that right? I still do listen to their older stuff I admit it, but I like their new stuff better you know.

[Weezman]

Hey man, that's not from the degrading women stage that's from TT5B!!!! Was I the only one to catch that? :D

Anyway, I know it's not really funny I'm just posting their sex rhymes from 1989 and back. I don't really think it's degrading they were just horny sheesh, and you know men can be degraded too. Am I spelling that right? I still do listen to their older stuff I admit it, but I like their new stuff better you know.



men got it too.....

"went into your locker and i smashed your glasses".....wait he could have been talking about a girl.......

uuuHH how about...."i shot a man in Brooklynnn.....(just to watch him die)".......now if thats not destroying a mans self esteem...i dont know .....thats worse than washing dishes in my book!! WORD!!!

To the people who take this shit seriously.....lighten up its just lyrics.....songs you LOVE i would hope?

Well maybe not...i cant stand washing dishes.....but i love to cook. MM??!! :rolleyes:

[Kid Presentable]

Hey man, that's not from the degrading women stage that's from TT5B!!!! Was I the only one to catch that? :D

Anyway, I know it's not really funny I'm just posting their sex rhymes from 1989 and back. I don't really think it's degrading they were just horny sheesh, and you know men can be degraded too. Am I spelling that right? I still do listen to their older stuff I admit it, but I like their new stuff better you know.

Sex rhyme.

[dirtydan11]

A thread based on the degredation of women completely befuddles me, the thought that whoever started this thread believed it was a good idea and everyone would take it well sickens me. Grow up everyone! You might be meaning it in all fun, but it's NOT in all fun!!! The beasties have grown up and changed since 1986 and it seems as though some of you are still back with them. If someone is going to say that any women who gets offended by beastie lyrics probably shouldn't be on their website is stuck in the past. If you haven't noticed, songs such as sure shot and song for the man have been written since and the thought of sexism disgusts the Beasties. The excuse that it's ok to degrade women because you're a teenager is no excuse, it's ignorence, and the thought that some women approve of the degredation is heart breaking. So, can we please quit with the womanizing, sexism and degrading????

Repunzel Repunzel let down your hair so I could climb up and get into your underwear

Kelsey i never read the whole thread but i reckon we're just bored and trying to remember those lines. I can speak for myself that I never degrade women and I owe some of that to the Beastie Boys, actually. If you think I'm degrading you by quoting stupid lines then I'm sorry. :confused:

[FearandLoathing]

men got it too.....
uuuHH how about...."i shot a man in Brooklynnn.....(just to watch him die)".......now if thats not destroying a mans self esteem...i dont know .....thats worse than washing dishes in my book!! WORD!!!

That line wasn't degrading to men; he made no mention of shooting the man just because he was a man.

I don't have to be complacent about misogynism just because of some old Beastie Boys lyrics. Seriously, how fucking stupid can you get? Part of my liking the Beastie Boys is what I found was their egalitarian-ness. Goddamn, if I'd dived right into LTI and Paul's Boutique I'd have no interest in them now- thankfully, I worked backwards.

[Weezman]

That line wasn't degrading to men; he made no mention of shooting the man just because he was a man.

I don't have to be complacent about misogynism just because of some old Beastie Boys lyrics. Seriously, how fucking stupid can you get

It's not that I condone sexism. Or any ism for that matter. Isms, in my opinion are not good. A person should not believe in an ism, he/she should believe in himself/herself. I quote John Lennon 'I don't believe in Beatles, I just believe in me.' Good point there. After all, he was the walrus. I could be the walrus, I'd still have to read.. buzz-kill, bullshit , like your responses on how you are taking this shit way too seriously. :D

ok .....some of that i got from Ferris Buller....hehheehhe LOL!! :D


ooooh yeah... I get real fuckin stooopid......as in FrreaSSSHH!!!!

[rileigh]

I heard that you were feeling ill
Headache, fever and a chill
But I came to restore your pluck
Cause I'm the nurse who likes to... :D

[brmanuk]

I did her on my knees
Then out from her pussy came a set of car keys
:( :o :eek:
lol what song is that from?!

[BroomHead]

It gets annoying, so high on the tip/
If a pirate had a Def Jam shirt she'd be hard on his ship/