Dear English People...

[Trimm Trabb]

I need a job and a place to stay in your country.
Help me.

I hate where I live and I hate my job even more, and I prefer England to Holland anyway. So, have a heart and help me out.
*cute, innocent look*

[Beckalina]

you can work in my garden if you want
but you'll have to share a bed with my perverted brother Cledus.

na do you have to get a permit to work or anything i dunno about stuff like that cause I am stupid. Anyway i recomend joining an agency

[Tone Capone]

They are hiring at Subway on base.

[Trimm Trabb]

you can work in my garden if you want
but you'll have to share a bed with my perverted brother Cledus.

na do you have to get a permit to work or anything i dunno about stuff like that cause I am stupid. Anyway i recomend joining an agency

Inside the EU you don't need a work permit. So I could work there if I wanted to (and I do want to).
Problem is, I have no qualifications, and finding a job that will pay me enough to afford my own place is VERY difficult. I can't even find a proper job over here, let alone in a different country.

buh :(

[Freebasser]

park bench + bottle of meths = fun times.

[Tone Capone]

Oh yeah they are also hiring at Burger King and Taco Bell on base.

[Beckalina]

Inside the EU you don't need a work permit. So I could work there if I wanted to (and I do want to).
Problem is, I have no qualifications, and finding a job that will pay me enough to afford my own place is VERY difficult. I can't even find a proper job over here, let alone in a different country.

buh :(
oh righty-ho, then i reckon you should try joining an agency the money might not be great straight off but it should get better as you get more experienced, you may have to stay somewhere really cheap for a while, till you can save up enough money to get a decent place.

or there is always the red light district ;)

[CiaoBella]

park bench + bottle of meths = fun times.

been there.

[Trimm Trabb]

Agency? What kind of agency. I am foreign and dumb.

Hey, does anyone here need an au-pair?
I can't really cook, and I've never done a lot of cleaning, but I'm willing to give it a go. And I can astound you with my knowledge of british comedy! :D

[Beckalina]

there's all sorts of angencies, secretary work ones, catering ones, all that jazz.

not sure if thats what you want to do though, you could place an advert on a website for an au pair job over here but you might get some dodgy replies

[ToucanSpam]

I want everyone to move here, or I'll move there.

[Loppfessor]

I want everyone to move here, or I'll move there.


Mannn no one wants to live in Canada, not even Canadians. They just pretend they do. Anyway Trim Trabb I'm not in the UK I'm in Germany but I'm always on the look out for a good houseboy or girl....

[HEIRESS]

Im never leaving Canada, I refuse

[Trimm Trabb]

They just pretend they do. Anyway Trim Trabb I'm not in the UK I'm in Germany but I'm always on the look out for a good houseboy or girl....

Aber... Ich spreche kein Deutsch. :(

[zorra_chiflada]

Agency? What kind of agency. I am foreign and dumb.

Hey, does anyone here need an au-pair?
I can't really cook, and I've never done a lot of cleaning, but I'm willing to give it a go. And I can astound you with my knowledge of british comedy! :D

au-pairs don't get paid very well.

[Trimm Trabb]

au-pairs don't get paid very well.

I know, but it would be kinda cool if I could live in a Board-members house, and just do a bit of cleaning once in a while and spend the rest of my time listening to music and talking bollocks.
The small amount of money I then do make can be spent on important things, like CD's.

[boys_beastie]

you should find a cheap-flat or some1 whos needs a room-mate to help with rent, cause then you'd make a friend and have somewhere to live. and for money, i reckon you should do a modern apprenticeship. you work 9-5 everyday (on a full-time one), but you get paid aswell as getting qualification at the end of the year. a lot of people go into 30,000 pound a year jobs through modern apprenticeships and you dont need grades to do them.

[Loppfessor]

Aber... Ich spreche kein Deutsch. :(


Umm duh neither do I....you want the job or not?

[Freebasser]

Become a travelling acrobat.

[Medellia]

I know, but it would be kinda cool if I could live in a Board-members house, and just do a bit of cleaning once in a while and spend the rest of my time listening to music and talking bollocks.
The small amount of money I then do make can be spent on important things, like CD's.
If I move to England before you do, you can be my live in cleaning lady. And we can start a band! (y)

[jabumbo]

a dutch speaking no deutsch just doesnt sound like it should be possible...

i think the word for mushrooms is the same?

[paul jones]

park bench + bottle of meths = fun times.

I thought that tramp i saw in London looked like you! (y)