I should have been a proctologist.

[alruggs]

I'd still have to work with assholes, but at least I'd get paid more.

[P of R]

I've always wondered what type of people become proctologists.

[cosmo105]

people tired of having their heads up their own asses?

[abcdefz]

I should have been a pair of ragged claws
Scuttling across the floors
of ancient seas






















































...or something like that. I'm paraphrasing.

[QueenAdrock]

What happened, Ms. Ruggs?

[King PSYZ]

in the car biz you deal with more assholes than a proctologist, and more cocks than all of foster farms

[QueenAdrock]

what about more pussies than a OBGYN?


...anyone?







































*tumbleweed floats by*

[Freebasser]

I wanted to be...


...a lumberjack!

[TAL]

Hey Psyz! Shouldn't you be offended by this since you work with her?

[wanton wench]

dont feel bad!
i work with a bunch of bitches its like i'm in a kennel all day but instead of smelling dogshit its perfume that smells like dogshit!

[cosmo105]

I wanted to be...


...a lumberjack!
and i thought you were so BUTCH :(

[alruggs]

What happened, Ms. Ruggs?
just a plethora of unpleasant folks to deal with

[King PSYZ]

Hey Psyz! Shouldn't you be offended by this since you work with her?
no because i was at home when she was being irritated
:D

[marsdaddy]

There is still time, alruggs. Maybe the doctor needs marketing help?

[Echewta]

Basically, money. I come from six generations of seamen all with the same goal in life: catch fish, sell 'em, get drunk, and get laid.

[alruggs]

For every asshole I dealt with yesterday, I had an absolute peach customer today. I just need to learn to be more patient.

[sjp]

proctos got to have a strong stomach or they could be gay.