The heat is messing with my funny

[Freebasser]

I can't think of a single funny thing to say. I've usually got some funny bullshit one-liner coming out of my mouth, but today I just can't. I haven't even been able to pull off a "your mom".

It's this fucking heatwave. My shirt is sticking to me and my man-tits are on full view.

And my eye hurts.

Fuck it.

[adam_f]

Are your nipples hard?

[Freebasser]

No!

Stop asking!

[cosmo105]

*throws away breakfast*

[roosta]

non-americans should never use the word "mom". ever.

[mickill]

I can't think of a single funny thing to say. I've usually got some funny bullshit one-liner coming out of my mouth, but today I just can't. I haven't even been able to pull off a "your mom".

It's this fucking heatwave. My shirt is sticking to me and my man-tits are on full view.

And my eye hurts.

Fuck it.
I would suspect that you've actually lived in the Bayudan Desert in Sudan all this time, then.

[Freebasser]

It's 31 celsius, meng :(

[voltanapricot]

At least you're further up north Aid. :(

I have a head cold, in the summer, dang it! I'm gonna have to sit inside the fridge, man!

[Freebasser]

Bolton is the hottest place in the country right now, and I'm about half an hour's drive away.

Waaaaah :(

Roosta: Your mum

[roosta]

round my way,we say "your ma"

[Freebasser]

My da could beat up your da (actually, probably not)

[voltanapricot]

"Mammy" is the best.

I hope the wierd incest family next to our cottage in Ireland have had more children since last visit. Then I will hear lots of that on holiday and coo everytime.

[Freebasser]

Wait, you "own" a cottage on a foreign island?

What are you? The pope?

[voltanapricot]

I'm a leprechaun, duh. :mad:

[Beckalina]

we're all leprechuan's here...........all of US!!!!!!

[voltanapricot]

Bar Stupid, she would be a hobgoblin, but I wouldn't tell her that.

[Beckalina]

fair point, she does collect small baby boys after all

[roosta]

i thought we had run all the british land owners out of our pure country..

looks like the war ISNT over.... :mad:

[Stupid]

Hobgoblins are far superior to leprechauns.

[voltanapricot]

i thought we had run all the british land owners out of our pure isle.
Well when my nanny's mammy died she gave it to my nanny who lives in England, that's all I know.

Hey, pure? What am I to you, a mudblood? :(

[Lindsey_1535]

AHHH mudblood! 4 days till harry potter.

[beastieangel01]

go for a swim.

[roosta]

Well when my nanny's mammy died she gave it to my nanny who lives in England, that's all I know.

Hey, pure? What am I to you, a mudblood? :(

hahaha. "mudblood". hahahaha.

[CiaoBellaXO]

I never thought you were funny.

[Freebasser]

That's because you're a tool.

[marsdaddy]

Happened to me once. I dunked my head in a bucket of ice.

[Freebasser]

Man, I could sure go for a nice cool bucket of ice right about now. It's going to be 20 fucking degrees celsius through the NIGHT.

That's like Spanish weather at midday :(

I might go and stick my head in the freezer.

[CiaoBellaXO]

That's because you're a tool.

is this supposed to be funny?

[Freebasser]

No. It's a fact.

Scientists proved you were a tool years ago.

Get over it.

[CiaoBellaXO]

No. It's a fact.

Scientists proved you were a tool years ago.

Get over it.

now that's funny.

[marsdaddy]

now that's funny.
No. It's not. :(

Pronto, get some ice before it's too late!

[CiaoBellaXO]

No. It's not. :(

Pronto, get some ice before it's too late!

ice for beer?

[Beckalina]

on a different note i have a huge freezer i reckon it could fit about 3 people in it at a squeeze

[Freebasser]

So not just room for two, eh? :(

[Beckalina]

me you and my mum, yeah?

[Freebasser]

Deal.

Wait. Can I trade you for your dad?

[Beckalina]

ok, but be warned he hasn't washed for a year

[Freebasser]

I love me some man-sweat.

You know when I said I loved your parents? I meant it.

Literally.

[CiaoBellaXO]

get a room

or a freezer

[Beckalina]

wanna join us Ciaobella?

[CiaoBellaXO]

wanna join us Ciaobella?

I'd love to be English...by injection.

[Beckalina]

I'd love to be English...by injection.
oh yeah, an injection from Aid i assume, as i don't have the means for that ;)

[CiaoBellaXO]

oh yeah, an injection from Aid i assume, as i don't have the means for that ;)

We'll find something for you to do I'm sure. ;)

[Beckalina]

can i clean up afterwards?

[CiaoBellaXO]

can i clean up afterwards?

you can de thaw the freezer. Get your hair dryer out. The ice could come in handy.

[Beckalina]

I don't have a hair dryer

I am all natural :o