The monumental "introduce yourself" thread

[King of Rock II]

Ok with all these people posting here that I don't know everything gets a little confusing. So if you want to just put a few words here about who you are and where you from and what you like and don't like and your measures and how you think we could achieve world peace.

I'll go first. Because.

Hi. I'm King of Rock, I'm from Amsterdam, I'm 21, I go to college. I study something that I don't know how to translate but it's like political science... maybe the best translation would be public administration. I'm single because, a lot of stuff didn't work out and fucked up. I like birds, bees, I like people. I listen to a lot of that rap music and I play gta san andreas and in a week I'm off to Italy. That will be all.

[Freebasser]

I am Freebasser.

[kll]

KOR - you forgot the traditional... how are you shaved?

[Beckalina]

Hello, I am often misread.

[King of Rock II]

I haven't shaved anywhere. There's lots of hair on my face.

[kll]

Hello, I am often misread.

I'm sorry, did you just type "misread"?

[enree erzweglle]

I haven't shaved anywhere. There's lots of hair on my face.
edit: you edited it quicker than I could. :)

[CiaoBellaXO]

I haven't shaved anywhere. There's lots of hair on my fave.


Nevermind.

[kll]

I haven't shaved anywhere. There's lots of hair on my face.

the italians will love you

[Bitchamachacha]

I'm Stephanie. I'm almost thirty. I have a kid. I'm getting separated.

I forgot to shave my neither regions this morning. A nice, smooth back turns me on.

[Beckalina]

I'm sorry, did you just type "misread"?
no I typed "I am often mislead"

[mp-seventythree]

Hi. I'm mp-seventythree, I've been here a while (okay a long while), I'm 32, I like cars, music and naked ladies (not necessarily in that order). I work for the British government in a job that has its good and bad sides, but pays pretty well. I've been with my girlfriend Jenn for four years and we're looking for a house together.
Since i've been on this board I've experienced divorce, emigration, repatriation, a one night stand, births (x3), deaths (x2), new relationship, quitting my job, getting a job I really wanted and world travel.
I have a very low tolerance for simpletons, morons and fuckwits.

Thank you

[CiaoBellaXO]

the italians will love you

not this one.

[kll]

no I typed "I am often mislead"


that's what i said. you're so confusing!

[Beckalina]

that's what i said. you're so confusing!
there's a dead moth on my monitor screen

[beastieangel01]

I'm Crystal. I'm 21. I live in San Diego, CA. I am a nerdy girl that wants to make video game art (character design really) for a living. I am obsessed with zombies, drawing, and dancing.

[Echewta]

I'm Echewta and in my spare time, I enjoy making fishstick kitties and drawing pictures of rambo in designer homes.

[ToucanSpam]

Hello. I am ToucanSpam. Also known as Patrick. I love bass and listen to music pretty much all the time, except when I am sleeping. I have great friends and am loving the university life. I am 19 years old, and I's from Canada. I love pizza, hate people who are music snobs. I drive a Malibu, so you know I'm cool. :rolleyes: I love Star Wars like I love nothing else. I love watching kung fu movies with my friends and writing poetry.

[mickill]

I'm Michael. It's actually pronounced phonetically as pmîk’la-zell, so I get kinda annoyed at people that go, hi Mike! I'm pushing 40 and I'm very obnoxious. People generally hate my guts. But women often sigh out loud and pout when I tell them that I'm married. I'm used to it. I like solving mind-benders and drinking straight vodka out of an Evian bottle while I'm at work. I'm kind of proud of the fact that I've never tried crack cocaine, had sex with a man, illicit or otherwise and can count to one million.

That's about the gist of it.

[Auton]

I'm Ed... I'm twenty years old, and currently live in Folsom, California. I'm a musician, and by that I don't mean I play around with fruity loops or write cheesy songs on a third rate guitar. I'm kind of an opinionated bastard, but enjoy being in the company of people who share different views than mine. I'm majoring in communications right now.

[roosta]

im irish, im going back to college in september, i have a girlfriend, i enjoy drinking beer, i like hip-hop and i sweat when i eat curry.

[Chicka B]

I'm umm, Michelle. I like music (rap, rock...), tv, internet. Hahaha. Ok, swimming, bike riding, drawing, writing, walking, DANCING!! :o I'm almost 15.

[miss soul fire]

Hi. My name is miss soul fire since a long time ago.

I have a cheese head, but I can't eat it because my arms are not very long and I hate hair in my food.

I like noodles.

I like smilies too. :D

The Message Boarders think I'm retarded, but it's only a disguise.

[Lindsey_1535]

Im lindsey. Im lazy. I ride a bike cause I can't drive. I work at subway and almost got fired twice. I enjoy sitting on the couch napping or watching futurama. Im 18 in 9 days I think.

[ToucanSpam]

Im lindsey. Im lazy. I ride a bike cause I can't drive. I work at subway and almost got fired twice. I enjoy sitting on the couch napping or watching futurama. Im 18 in 9 days I think.
8 and 5 hours

[Lindsey_1535]

Yea that many

[kll]

I'm Ed... I'm twenty years old, and currently live in Folsom, California. I'm a musician, and by that I don't mean I play around with fruity loops or write cheesy songs on a third rate guitar. I'm kind of an opinionated bastard, but enjoy being in the company of people who share different views than mine. I'm majoring in communications right now.ohmygoodness, i didn't realize how close to me you lived...

[RobMoney]

I'm Rob....PLEASED TO MEETCHA!!

I live in Philadelphia Pa. I am 33 and I have 3 kids ages 13, 11, and 10. I am seperated from my ex-wife and I am currently getting it on with Mae, (in fact I am typing this from her computer)
I have been a fan of the Beasties since LTI.
I work in a lab and earn a modest living, own my own home, and raise my children by myself.
I am the resident Rolling Stones fan on this site.
I like the Ganj.
I have also played GTA San Andreas, but I play it sporadically.
Baseball is my favorite sport.


I think we can begin to achieve world peace by Impeaching George W. Bush.

[miss soul fire]

I'm Rob....PLEASED TO MEETCHA!!

I live in Philadelphia Pa. I am 33 and I have 3 kids ages 13, 11, and 10. I am seperated from my ex-wife and I am currently getting it on with Mae, (in fact I am typing this from her computer)
I have been a fan of the Beasties since LTI.
I work in a lab and earn a modest living, own my own home, and raise my children by myself.
I am the resident Rolling Stones fan on this site.
I like the Ganj.
I have also played GTA San Andreas, but I play it sporadically.
Baseball is my favorite sport.


I think we can begin to achieve world peace by Impeaching George W. Bush.
That's impressive! :D

[BOBBY DIGITAL]

Yo, I'm Randy. I'm 6'0", 185 lbs. of pure sex. I just moved back to Pittsburgh from Philly a few months ago. I work as a researcher for a real estate company. Much like Lindsey, I dig sleeping, sports, going out with my friends, and bonin' my ex-girlfriend. I frequently traverse the east coast visiting family throughout the year.

[kll]

Yo, I'm Randy. I'm 6'0", 185 lbs. of pure sex. I just moved back to Pittsburgh from Philly a few months ago. I work as a researcher for a real estate company. Much like Lindsey, I dig sleeping, sports, going out with my friends, and bonin' my ex-girlfriend. I frequently traverse the east coast visiting family throughout the year.

Do you know anything about a company named DP Partners?

[TurdBerglar]

i don't think i need an introduction

[cosmo105]

I'm Jessica, i live in southern california, and i'm 21. i'm attending school full time and working part time. i live with/bone Mr. Boomin'Granny and i have an unhealthy obsession with penguins.

[enree erzweglle]

I think we can begin to achieve world peace by Impeaching George W. Bush.
That's all I'm going to say about me.

[thegoodmrbrodie!]

i'm mark. i do nothing and everything, but everything is nothing. gravenhurst is my favourite band at the moment. i work in an office with idiots so that i can buy beer, records, and train tickets. i prefer other alcohol to beer, but my money buys more beer than it would sake for example. so i buy beer. i have never seen a van damme movie and i dont intend on doing so. there is a large dragonfly buzzing around my room and i am scared.

[King of Rock II]

its always the people that have been here for 11 million years that reply to these threads and never the new people!

still, i appreciate the new information

[cj hood]

i'm cj hood.....rap fan since '85; beastie fan since '86; net beastie fan since '96.......now go and front!!!

i run the Talk Soup version of BF......right up to your face and diss you!!!

[adam_f]

My name's Adam, I'm 18 and I live in Pittsburgh. I'm 6 foot 5, 215 pounds of pure catastrophic hard nippleness. I work at a movie theater, and I used to play baseball. I can be a bit of a bastard, but usually people get over that because they get used to be bastardness. I dislike some of you, I'll be honest, but the bulk of you are class acts. Marry me.

[cj hood]

you need to spend more time on the threadmill and less time here


who's your internet boyfriend?

[RobMoney]

That's all I'm going to say about me.


Oh cmon,.....don't you think it's time you revealed your true identity to everyone

most of us already know your true identity,......

RENEE ZELLWEGER!!

[Gareth]

click the myspace link in my sig!

richard
m

[ToucanSpam]

Oh cmon,.....don't you think it's time you revealed your true identity to everyone

most of us already know your true identity,......

RENEE ZELLWEGER!!
:eek: HOLY SHIT MOM!!!

[Tzar]

i'm rick james, bitch!

...

hi i'm tzar (or matt if you want). I haven't had any aliases nor have i changed my account name. I live in perth, western australia. i like metallica just as much as bboys.

[ToucanSpam]

i like metallica just as much as bboys.
\m/

[cj hood]

your pops, just ask him.


nah, he don't like fat chicks!

[RobMoney]

i'm cj hood.....rap fan since '85; beastie fan since '86; net beastie fan since '96.......now go and front!!!

i run the Talk Soup version of BF......right up to your face and diss you!!!



........the Beasties define his existance? Don't you have kids or something?

[zippo]

im zippo, and 10 minutes ago when i looked outside there was sunlight. Writing this during the first darkening minutes of the evening, i am currently procrastinating the last of my finals papers. There is also a recent fight b/w my inner emotions towards the completeness/slowness of eMule. Tomorrow i plan on breaking some more laws, mostly due to Ben Folds´s piano. Journalism continues to inspire me as does working in it. Im 25 and im feeling the cliche, although i suppose i still have lots of years to change the world. I also recently understood what it feels like to stay in one place for years and to have old memories sitting right next to you. I also love the way obsession has strongly come back into my life. Its really dark outside now.

[cj hood]

........the Beasties define his existance? Don't you have kids or something?


yes, but i don't play out my life on the net........we're on a BEASTIE BOYS website...

[cj hood]

your the fat one dipshit


classy trick ain't cha!

[ToucanSpam]

classy trick ain't cha!
stop picking fights with people. Skye is above you dipshit. Now go back to the sewer.

[RobMoney]

yes, but i don't play out my life on the net........we're on a BEASTIE BOYS website...


.....but we are in Beastie FREE......which by defination means everything NOT Beastie

[skinnybutphat]

Chris
Chicago, IL
MMSSSMABJFTW
6' 1 1/2" - 181
Sassy & dapper
-White belt in karate, I own three ninja stars and a blowgun.
I like old episodes of Press Your Luck, especially the ones that feature the Tina Tuner whammy.

[Cristin]

Hi, I'm Cristin.. I'm an emo person who listens to all emotional music except for Beastie Boys. I am 5'4'' 135 lbs with brown hair and green eyes. I enjoy writing..I've moved about 7 times within 3 years. I like jewish boys although im not jewish myself..I like pink roses,pot, and beer..oh and sex.

[Tzar]

what the hell does this mean?
once again.. i need to explain shit.
http://www.prisonplanet.com/Pages/Jan05/210105devilhand.htm

[cosmo105]

did she just call herself emo? wow.

[King of Rock II]

I like jewish boys although im not jewish myself

like, you're attracted to people who look... jewish :confused:

not that there's anything wrong with that, but, can you tell if somebody's jewish from the way they look? i mean, i know jewish people aren't usually blonde for example, but can you really say he's jewish and he's not? or do you mean their character or what? :confused:

:confused:

[Tzar]

HA!
Metallica still sucks

nah i don't think so 'ey.

[b-grrrlie]

Hi!
My name is Tuija, I'm a Finn in Sweden. I'm rather old and I like music, asparragus with mash and I have two cats. Yesterday I made 2 liters of elderflowerpop, rhubarb pie and three jars of strawberry jam. I'm a boomin' granny :D (except I don't boom :( )

[zippo]

can you tell if somebody's jewish from the way they look?

they have really big ears whos length usually reaches close to the bottom of their faces and usually have big, promiment, thick noses and thick eyebrows. The hair style sometimes gives it away, like sort of wavy/curly stiff sort of grown out dark hair that slightly covers the top of their ears. olive skin. and then you can just tell....i can tell. people can tell.

[cosmo105]

Hi!
My name is Tuija, I'm a Finn in Sweden. I'm rather old and I like music, asparragus with mash and I have two cats. Yesterday I made 2 liters of elderflowerpop, rhubarb pie and three jars of strawberry jam. I'm a boomin' granny :D (except I don't boom :( )
that's a really beautiful name! you're so cool, b-grrrlie :D

[marsdaddy]

A monument is too much, really it is. A dedication is all I ask.

[Medellia]

I'm Traci. I'll be 23 in a couple of months and I live in Tulsa, Oklahoma. No, I do not know Hanson. :mad:
I like Lord of the Rings, Star Wars, and Batman comic books. Yeah, that's kinda sad. I also like zombie and king fu flicks (but not zombie kung fu, that's just cheesy), REAL football and beer.

[b-grrrlie]

that's a really beautiful name!
You think so? I've always hated it, until I found out it means the tree of life in latin. I've always liked my third name better, Kristiina.

[cosmo105]

it's unique and wonderful, just like you. :)

[King of Rock II]

yeah but how's that pronounced? it looks like a great name but i want to know what it sounds like

[cj hood]

stop picking fights with people. Skye is above you dipshit. Now go back to the sewer.


go back and read the threads asswipe!!!

[b-grrrlie]

it's unique and wonderful, just like you. :)
:o *blushes*

[b-grrrlie]

yeah but how's that pronounced? it looks like a great name but i want to know what it sounds like
Only the selected few get to know that!




OK, its' sort of To-e-ya

[King of Rock II]

excellent! that sounds great. i have to remember this name for when i impregnate a woman.

[zorra_chiflada]

hello! i'm susan, i'm 19 and i am currently in a degree that i absolutely hate. i am supposed to be at uni now, but i'm here.
i live in tasmania, which is kinda right near antarctica. it's cold here.

[jennyb]

hi... I'm 31 and design fancy houses for a living in Los Angeles. I'm proud to say I purchased a home by myself in la county at the age of 29. I have a boyfriend, a cat, a dog and a tortoise. I like to mow the lawn and build stuff. I have a fender strat, an alesis keyboard, and a Tascam US428 mixer that I like to tinker with. My brother's a rocket scientist. I'm addicted to architecture books and coffee.

...and about world peace, what v he said v


I think we can begin to achieve world peace by Impeaching George W. Bush.

[BOBBY DIGITAL]

Do you know anything about a company named DP Partners?


Can't say I do.

[zorra_chiflada]

i'm rick james, bitch!


HAHAHA!!

[King of Rock II]

I like birds, not bees, I like people. I listen to a lot of goth, punk, and experimental music and I don't play video games much anymore since they mostly all suck and in a week I'm off to the dentist. That will be all.

you're always so gloomy yet you also make me laugh every once in a while (y)

[tracky]

Dave, 26, South Australia, eats, sleeps, smokes, watches cartoons, I do this kinda crap (http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v491/tracky/Junk/da171934.jpg) (screenshot of what I'll flick to when the boss walks in ;)). Right now I'm living with my parents, I moved back after my house mate (and good mate) decided to go overseas and I couldn't be bothered finding anyone else, having been tarnished by a bad sharing experience with someone else. I play and mod/make computer games. Just the other day I discovered that I'm a contributor to scorched earth 3d (http://www.scorched3d.co.uk/) with a mod I made being included in the full game :D Little things like that make me feel good (y) I'm single, but when I woke up this morning, I decided that I'm going to change that. Or at least get some sex. I was going to make a thread about it but threads like that are pathetic. I figure if I type enough crap now, no one's actually going to read this. I need a shave. I like tracksuits and hate ties. If ever I have to wear a tie to work I will hang myself with it at 9:01am. Anything else? Oh world peace. Yeah can we all just smoke a big blunt and chill yo.

[zippo]

^ i bet tracky was an orginal member of Westlife

[tracky]

i'm gonna have to google that and get back to you :o

[tracky]

I feel like I need to clear my internet history. And I look at midget porn on this computer without clearing my history. :mad:

[zippo]

I feel like I need to clear my internet history. And I look at midget porn on this computer without clearing my history. :mad:

you just look like a boy band dude guy, thats all

[jabumbo]

i am jabumbo, 21 from pittsburgh. my hobbies include riding on the bus, making up new recipies, and learning about the most useless things. i love playing in the dirt, eating popsicles, rosie cotton, and fruit salad.

[tracky]

you just look like a boy band dude guy, thats all

i need the computer enhancements on my singing too ;)

[Beth]

hey, i'm kate! and i am a taurus. i looooove tomatoes, and black capped chickadees.

[King of Rock II]

what's a chickadee :(

[Happyrunr]

what's a chickadee :(


Its in hummus it's yummy you should try it.

[Rancid_Beasties]

I'm Andrew, 18 from Melbourne, Australia. Apparently its the most liveable place in the world, but what does that mean...I mean I'd rather live in the funnest, best, most tasty, etc etc. Liveable is so mediocre :( I'm a first year Arts/Law student. I'm a music snob, a beer snob (well only against one beer, Tooheys new *throws up*), I work in a bottleshop and in my spare time I go to nightclubs and pubs, play pool, a bit of footy, play the guitar, go to as many gigs as possible and play a bit of PS2 while I'm at it. I'm single...possibly because my long hair is getting kinda ratty and oily, but also possibly because I really suck at moving from being friends with a girl to going out, or picking up randoms. In any case, I'm pretty laid back.

[QweenOfBoggle]

hello, I'm Laura. I currently live in a small town in Oklahoma, but in approx. 30 days I will be moving to Boston, Mass to pursue my degree in chemical engineering. I am also moving there cause I'm involved with Hal9000 from here and he lives there. bye :)

[King of Rock II]

ahhhhhhhhhh so thats why he was being an asshole when I made the stupid weight joke.

[QweenOfBoggle]

what?

[QweenOfBoggle]

oops

[monkey]

My name is Tuija,

i had a friend in a class a few years ago whose name is tuija. i wish we'd kept in touch. last time i saw her, she was very excited because she had found out she was pregnant. i love pronouncing the name too. (y)

i am paulina. 22 years old, live in manhattan, go to school, eat cookies. im short, i drink fresca, live in the tomorrow, and i read. im also scared to death of taking creative writing next session. i have a physics test tomorrow. i own lots of pink undies and black bras. i run. i listen to a lot of music. i like brooklyn more than is healthy. i speak spanish with little children. i like to kiss, but i only kiss very worthy candidates. is that enough?

[King of Rock II]

what?

i made some dumb joke about how women shouldnt weigh more than 110 pounds and you took offense and then i said it was a joke and then he told me how much i sucked something like that.

[QweenOfBoggle]

i made some dumb joke about how women shouldnt weigh more than 110 pounds and you took offense and then i said it was a joke and then he told me how much i sucked something like that.

i really didn't take offense. people are allowed to have their own opinions. i was just teasing you cause you did to me and you're short and i'm not under 100 pounds or whatever. oh ha ha ha good times

[King of Rock II]

just saying it makes sense that he sticks up for you if he's involved with you :)

[QweenOfBoggle]

hahaha, i thought i was sneaky enough. :D

[King of Rock II]

what?

[voltanapricot]

I'm Chloe, call me Coco and you die. I'm seventeen-years-old. I am at college studying English Literature, psychology and biology. I will be at another college studying maths again because I keep failing, because I am poo at it. I would like to be a nurse, maybe Children's mental health. Going to university is actually an ambition.

I am materialistic. I love clothes and music. Oh and I'm very small and was thinking this morning I wouldn't mind having my legs extended like they do in China.

I live in Coventry, England. It's alright, actually, it's has it's own war history (it was blitzed by the Germans) so I love reading books about WWII and stuff.

I love the sky.

[paul jones]

my name is paul

I have some oysters,horseshoes and insane jumps to do before I complete 100% on GTA: San Andreas

[Tzar]

my name is paul

I have some oysters,horseshoes and insane jumps to do before I complete 100% on GTA: San Andreas

you almost hit 100%.....
fucking heck.
i think i've played all i can play with that game. i'd like it on pc, but i really can't be bothered completing all the missions again.

i'm happy with my rating being at 75,000+ (Monster).

[voltanapricot]

there is a large dragonfly buzzing around my room and i am scared.
Hahaha! Ugly things.

[BGirl]

I'm Jenn, I live in Inwood, Manhattan with my husband and two cats. I'm self-employed as a bookbinder and also do a bit of web design. I like the arts, I like crafts, I've been a music lover my whole life.

I'm a bit of a homebody and my friends will attest to that, it can be hard to get me to come out sometimes. It doesn't help that most of our friends live in Brooklyn and Queens so visiting usually involves over an hour of travel time (each way). I do love to travel and have had some adventures. We have a great trip coming up that will have us doing some canoeing and camping in Maine (y)

As for world peace, Rob's suggestion would be a great start. Bush needs to go and the American people (half of them at least) need to wake up.

[Thundercracker]

i'm Aviv and i'm an alcoholic.

[Freebasser]

I am half Italian, quarter Russian and quarter German.

So you aren't even 1% American? :confused:

[Freebasser]

But you were born in America, dear.

[Freebasser]

The passport never lies.

[Freebasser]

I bet it said bananarama got a bad rap too.

[Qdrop]

Hi. fuck you. I'm Bradd.
i'm from Rochester, NY. i live with my girlfriend and our dog in our new house.
i work at a printing plant...i am the graphics supervisor.
i treat message boards like video games. deal with it.
i love a good debate and some witty conversation.
because i think of message boards as video games, i come off as rather cold.
i really don't give a shit.
i don't come here to make friends.
i don't understand why anyone would.

i like to use the quote function alot. if you complain...i'll do it more.

[RobMoney]

So you aren't even 1% American? :confused:


There is no such race as "American"

"Native American" or "American Indian" make up a very small porion of the population.

Most of us can trace our ancestors back to European or other countries.

For instance, My father's family is English and German, my mother's family was Irish and English, So I'm 50% English, 25% German, and 25% Irish......

In another generation or two, I imagine it will be very hard for people to keep track of, so we just say were "American"

[beastiegirrl101]

hello...I'm Natalie...my friends call me Nate and when I get really wasted the alter ego Nate Dawg comes out and starts drunk dialing board members...I work hard and party even harder...I am an events coordinator / sales manager for a restaurant group here in Chicago and when I am not working I am traveling, reading, eating sushi, working out, drinking coffee, BBMBing....

[King PSYZ]

Hi I'm Justin, I once was a hardcore Buddhist, now I'm what you would call someone who's in touch with their spiritual side. I don't wave my beliefs like a flag anymore as I have found it sparks heated confrontations with people raised to belive there's only one true thing to belive in.

I used to be an Indie Writer/Photographer on music and music culture for my own little zine. But sticking to my original promise to myself that if I hit 30 and the zine wasn't self sustaining yet I'd shut it down, it's done with. Youth culture is a fickle thing and people over 30 start to loose their "cred".

I work in sales now with alruggs who is also my best friend. I have a pretty serious relationship I have been in for 8 months or so and it has it's share of good and bad times like anything else. I also just made a serious leap into renting an actual home for myself as opposed to affordable AKA shitty apartments.

I have a rottweiler who is the coolest dog ever and I'm a big fan of Hornsby's cider, Vodka Sours, and Diet Coke.

[beastieangel01]

Vodka Sours

(y) stuff is like water for me lately. I had one that included real fruit juice in the sweet & sour concoction. Perfection, I tell you!

[King PSYZ]

if you can get it with some good ol sour lemonade instead of sweet and sour mix you're in for a taste treat that can't be beat.

[beastiegirrl101]

if you can get it with some good ol sour lemonade instead of sweet and sour mix you're in for a taste treat that can't be beat.


what about vodka gimlet's? Sort of the same...

[kll]

if you can get it with some good ol sour lemonade instead of sweet and sour mix you're in for a taste treat that can't be beat.
exact recipe, please


oh. my name is kll. i grew up a beach girl, but now live in the desert/mountains. i have a lovely job, a nice home, a monster puppy and now live with my boyfriend, whom i met here, before it was the "trendy" thing to do. i love to travel,i love to garden, i love to have fun, i love to entertain, cook, drink and laugh. i have a decent collection of beastie boys "stuff" and am a lot younger than i look.

[King PSYZ]

what about vodka gimlet's? Sort of the same...
WRONG!
e ghads woman!

*barf*

[Yorkshire~Rose]

Hello. I'm Katy, i'm 31, a sagittarius and i live with my hubby (and pet budgerigar :D ) in Doncaster which is nestled away in South Yorkshire, England.

I work as a System Support Officer in IT for the National Health Service - which is quite amusing seeing as i am shite with computers most of the time. My ideal job would be something creative as i spend a lot of my spare time writing, drawing or making schtuff.

I love laughing, bear hugs, chocolate, day dreaming and ribena.

In that order. :)

[King PSYZ]

exact recipe, please


oh. my name is kll. i grew up a beach girl, but now live in the desert/mountains. i have a lovely job, a nice home, a monster puppy and now live with my boyfriend, whom i met here, before it was the "trendy" thing to do. i love to travel,i love to garden, i love to have fun, i love to entertain, cook, drink and laugh. i have a decent collection of beastie boys "stuff" and am a lot younger than i look.
I'm trying to recall exactly but i think it was just the country time packets where you're supposed to add sugar except you leave the sugar out. still slightly sweetened but not sugary.

My friend who introduced me to them mas the mixer, I never watched him work.

[kll]

I'm trying to recall exactly but i think it was just the country time packets where you're supposed to add sugar except you leave the sugar out. still slightly sweetened but not sugary.

My friend who introduced me to them mas the mixer, I never watched him work.

dammit!!!

[ScarySquirrel]

I don't know exactly what's going on here, or what the format is, but I read the last three or four posts so I'm giving it a shot. Whatever, bitches.

Yo, I'm Adam and I come from a small town near the geographic center of the lower part of Michigan. In my hometown we recently (less than three years) got a real, working stoplight... not just one that blinks. Currently I live in another small town (albeit a LOT bigger than my hometown) called Allendale which is ridiculously close to Grand Rapids, MI. Grand Rapids is the second largest city in Michigan and used to be considered the furniture capital of the USA, so there's a lot of cool stuff to do here, a lot of boring history, and it's a fairly nice area.

I live in this area because I go to Grand Valley State University (http://www.gvsu.edu/) and am majoring in advertising and public relations. I also have a minor in business. I started out as an information systems major, but then I found out that programming is for those hardcore nerds and it just didn't fit my profile enough. So, in the middle of my sophomore year, I had a pre-midlife crisis and freaked out and changed my major. It was one of the smartest things I've ever done. At the rate I'm going, assuming I can get into all the classes I need and complete them on time, I should be out of here within a year or a year and a half. I don't think being done with college in five or five and a half years is a bad thing, so I'm pretty happy. It could be worse.

After I'm done with my degree here I'm thinking about moving down to Florida to get another degree in recording arts. Maybe I'll try and get a "real" job while I'm down there at the same time, but we'll see how that goes.

Assuming the whole recording arts thing goes alright, once I'm done with Florida I'll be packing up my things once again and either moving to Nashville, TN or Los Angeles, CA (or more likely one of the surrounding areas). I'm really pushing for the last one though. I'd like to get a job in a studio, eventually own my own studio, and start a record label in there somewhere... possibly my own advertising and promotion agency as well.

I could write more, but I think that's enough for y'all. Unless there's a huge demand for me to come back and finish my autopbigraphy, I wouldn't count on it.

[wanton wench]

Oh world peace. Yeah can we all just smoke a big blunt and chill yo.
yeah what he said and treat everyone how you want to be treated!
anyway hi :D i'm gail i'm 28 115 lbs. of happiness. born and raised in illinois but now i live in a small town in arkansas! i'm recently divorced. i have a daughter. she is my world. i hate people who buy 4 wheel drive vehicles and dont know how to drive them. i hate stupidity and fakeness. i'd rather you be honest then lie to spare my feelings. i wish people would learn to make themselves happy! i'm not here to impress you so dont try to impress me! i hate high-heels. (stupid inventions for attention!) i'm addicted to bert's bees products. i love guinness! i can drink gallons of it. i love the woods and rock climbing. i am very patience and kinda stoical but when i draw the line its all over for your ass! i want to go to scotland and australia someday. i want to buy land and design and build my house/castle someday. i love this quote "life is not measured by the number of breaths we take but by the moments that take out breath away." there is alot more i could say but thats enough for now. oh yeah yesterday morning while driving to work i noticed a huge dragon fly had gotten into my car and died on my windshield. weird since i always roll my windows up. its still there! havent wanted to move it.
cheers!

[JBernas]

Ok...I'll play.

I'm Jenn and I'm 31 years old. I live on the east coast (US) with my husband and son, both whom I adore. I'm employed as a Human Resources Generalist, but I also process Department of Defense security clearances for my company (we're a federal contractor).

I love cooking and Mr. JBernas and I love wine :D I like all kinds of music (except country) and love the outdoors.

[zippo]

The passport never lies.

its dejavu! I have this conversation about, oh, once a month due to the complication of my background, and everytime someone says this, I always tell them that mine says I was born in Argentina but the only thing i have in common with the country is the years ive lived there. I definetly believe that its where your family is from (unless youve also grown up in the place and feel you belong to it), and that we shouldnt let a mere coincidence decide our identity...there probably are about 20 people in the world that share such a complicated background as mine.

[zippo]

There is no such race as "American".
Most of us can trace our ancestors back to European or other countries.

ha! first time i heard a northamerican admit it

[zippo]

sticking to my original promise to myself that if I hit 30 and the zine wasn't self sustaining yet I'd shut it down, it's done with. Youth culture is a fickle thing and people over 30 start to loose their "cred".

reality shouldnt control you so much, wheres your fucking grandiose sense of illusion

[Happyrunr]

Yes I was. But my heritage doesnt come from here. My mother's grandparents came over from Italy, and My father came here from Germany. He was born in France, but he isnt French.

Ok, now I have a stupid question- who's heritage IS from America? My ancestors came from Germany, therefore I am German, but I was born in America. Everyone from America came from SOMEWHERE, right? It's not like anyone is full blooded American- how could 2 people just suddenly be only from America and reproduce children from America, so they are just "American"?

[zippo]

It's not like anyone is full blooded American- how could 2 people just suddenly be only from America and reproduce children from America, so they are just "American"?


here, lemme introduce you to someone i know, its called -the rest of the world-

(that is unless youve already met)

[cosmo105]

oops

[Freebasser]

I'm turning Japanese.

[beastiegirrl101]

I'm turning Japanese.

and you know what they say about Asain vaginas.....

[wanton wench]

Ok, now I have a stupid question- who's heritage IS from America? My ancestors came from Germany, therefore I am German, but I was born in America. Everyone from America came from SOMEWHERE, right? It's not like anyone is full blooded American- how could 2 people just suddenly be only from America and reproduce children from America, so they are just "American"?

wouldnt that be indians? ya know like native americans! ;)
i'm italian, irish, and cherokee!
so that makes me................................................ .........................interesting! ha

[Freebasser]

It's all well and good saying that Native Americans were the actual Americans, but you can't go around saying you're half Irish half Japanese for the rest of your life. I mean at the end of the day, we all come from Africa, so I take it we're all African then?

Fuck, if we wanna go way back then I'm a frigging Viking.

[cosmo105]

i'm all Protozoan.

[wanton wench]

we are all just energy! so who gives a fuck!

[Freebasser]

Up and atom!

[Happyrunr]

Up and atom!

Hi- I'm Michelle, and I am a human from a planet called "Earth".

[Lex Diamonds]

aw, naw, big slim dawg,
80 pound balls, dick six inch long,
back up, in tha, heezy bay-bay,
he's shaday,

he's so cray-zay!

[King PSYZ]

reality shouldnt control you so much, wheres your fucking grandiose sense of illusion
I lost it somewhere on my 30th birthday...
:p

[mp-seventythree]

yeah what he said and treat everyone how you want to be treated!
anyway hi :D i'm gail i'm 28 115 lbs. of happiness. born and raised in illinois but now i live in a small town in arkansas! i'm recently divorced. i have a daughter. she is my world. i hate people who buy 4 wheel drive vehicles and dont know how to drive them. i hate stupidity and fakeness. i'd rather you be honest then lie to spare my feelings. i wish people would learn to make themselves happy! i'm not here to impress you so dont try to impress me! i hate high-heels. (stupid inventions for attention!) i'm addicted to bert's bees products. i love guinness! i can drink gallons of it. i love the woods and rock climbing. i am very patience and kinda stoical but when i draw the line its all over for your ass! i want to go to scotland and australia someday. i want to buy land and design and build my house/castle someday. i love this quote "life is not measured by the number of breaths we take but by the moments that take out breath away." there is alot more i could say but thats enough for now. oh yeah yesterday morning while driving to work i noticed a huge dragon fly had gotten into my car and died on my windshield. weird since i always roll my windows up. its still there! havent wanted to move it.
cheers!


You sound like my ideal woman.......





















..............if I wasn't already in a happy and fulfilling relationship.

[Trimm Trabb]

Good day. My name is Anouk and I come from a city called Rotterdam in the west of The Netherlands. I am 20 years old, and am a cancer, which means you have to be nice to me or I will cry.
I spend my days listening to music, watching vague comedy shows, selling people coffee/candy/cigs/sammiches and chatting to the guy who is the other half of the board couple.

Likes: Weirdness, loud music, chocolate, biting my fingernails, eating, sleeping, sucking my thumb, Simon Pegg, the smell of my own farts, picking my nose.

Dislikes: Stupidness, boring music, broccoli, having itchy toes, going to work, not living in England, sluts, Tom Cruise, the smell of other peoples farts, accidentally biting my tongue.

[like2_drink]

'lo. my names evan, 15 years old , look good in flannel..really enjoy apple juice.

[HEIRESS]

J'mappelle airesse, I talk shit and I rock well.