Who's fucking who and who's getting fat

[King of Rock II]

the last part isn't really relevant, i just put it there because i'm listening to nwa's "a bitch is a bitch"

but no really who's fucking who cause i can't keep up with that either. beth and bobby. cosmo and boomin. i knew that. but also "robmoney" and some girl and queenofboggle and hal9000 and zora chiflada and a "joe". there's so many!

[zorra_chiflada]

freebasser and beckalina
synch and avignon

[cosmo105]

aw man a lot of board couples broke up since the last time they were listed. :(

it's robmoney and Mae/montypgirl better known as Aimee. real sweet woman.

[King of Rock II]

montypgirl is mae.. that makes sense. i remember her.

but really, there's so many! its like, every male message board geek who met up with a female message board geek became a couple!

and who is joe?

and which couples broke up recently that ive never heard of?

[zorra_chiflada]

montypgirl is mae.. that makes sense. i remember her.

but really, there's so many! its like, every male message board geek who met up with a female message board geek became a couple!

and who is joe?

Pres Zount (http://www.beastieboys.com/bbs/member.php?u=1385) he's been here for quite a while, but doesn't post that much, mostly in political.

[Loppfessor]

Don't forget Loppfessor and KORII's Mom (even though she's getting fat)

[King of Rock II]

You're probably the least witty person on this entire board.

Next.

[Loppfessor]

You're probably the least witty person on this entire board.

Next.


You would know considering you read every single post in every single thread posted....besides you're not worth my A material.

[King of Rock II]

your "A material" was when you said your posts reflect your "smart ass" side. now that was funny.

[b-grrrlie]

Danny and Anouk, except sercom was banned.

[RobMoney]

I really dislike these board couples threads,......but I hate it even more when I'm not mentioned in them :D

So here's a few I think are worth mentioning;

Avignon & Synch
Freebasser & Beckalina
Minton & TPK
Qdrop & Firecracker
Audielicious & Utralock
Tone Capone & Loppfessor

Last, but not least;
Tulla, Nate & Zach


P.S. I'm getting a little fat too, thanks for asking!

[Loppfessor]

Minton & TPK



Strange I always thought they were both dudes....

[TAL]

Turd & his left hand.

[Qdrop]

Tone Capone & Loppfessor


Tulla, Nate & Zach



HA!

rob rules.

[Loppfessor]

HA!

rob rules.


yes comedy genius at it's finest....see the joke is funny cus we're both guys implying homosexuality....oh man what a doozie!! Bravo Rob, Bravo!

[Qdrop]

yes comedy genius at it's finest....see the joke is funny cus we're both guys implying homosexuality....oh man what a doozie!! Bravo Rob, Bravo!

no no.

it's funny cause it's true.






come, dude.....you guys are platonically in love with each other....and it shows.
and you're telling my you've never got lost in each others eyes..and thought "maybe...just maybe"...

but i'm not judging....

[Loppfessor]

no no.

it's funny cause it's true.






come, dude.....you guys are platonically in love with each other....and it shows.
and you're telling my you've never got lost in each others eyes..and thought "maybe...just maybe"...

but i'm not judging....

seriously you and Rob aren't like professional comedy writers are you?? Cus oh man....my side is hurting from laughing so hard. For real man what's your secret?

[kll]

Minton & TPK


That really is only funny if echewta or any of us who know them personally say it.

[beastieangel01]

whoa. I didn't realize there were that many. I used to be a board couple. A long, long time ago.

It feels kinda neat to be in the minority now :p

[cj hood]

can someone walk me through the process of becoming a board couple.....my Masters is in a psychology related field...and i find this fascinating.....thanx!

[cosmo105]

1) have an interesting personality

sorry :(

[beastieangel01]

two board members talk here and there via posting.

Then, due to similar interests or by generally being intrigued by the other, they move to PM's or messengers, or both.

They end up talking constantly. Most likely, they've seen a picture of the other by this point and they think the other is cute, blah blah.

If they have enough in common and if there is enough chemistry in their chats, then comes the phone. Suddenly, this person they are talking to is fleshed out more. They may speak in depth about their personal life that no one else really knows about.

They feel they understand each other. And naturally, if one has a penis and the other has a vagina (or hell, the same parts, whatever) they want to fit them together since everything else seems to fit together just great.

Something like that.

[cosmo105]

oh man i can't wait for the first gay board couple

[beastieangel01]

oh man i can't wait for the first gay board couple

hell yes (y)

[cosmo105]

hahaha :D yes, three periods. THREE!

...

not five.

[Qdrop]

HEY!

i love the elipses!....you bastards!

.......eat it!.....in your face.....

........want some more?....huh?....

..........uh huh....that's right......
...
..
.
.
.
..


....

[cosmo105]

ELIPSES HAVE THREE PERIODS.

THREE.

MORE THAN THAT = TARD.

[Qdrop]

ELIPSES HAVE THREE PERIODS.

THREE.

MORE THAN THAT = TARD.

.................................................. .................................................. .....
...................................
.....................

i will not conform.

[cj hood]

two board members talk here and there via posting.

Then, due to similar interests or by generally being intrigued by the other, they move to PM's or messengers, or both.

They end up talking constantly. Most likely, they've seen a picture of the other by this point and they think the other is cute, blah blah.

If they have enough in common and if there is enough chemistry in their chats, then comes the phone. Suddenly, this person they are talking to is fleshed out more. They may speak in depth about their personal life that no one else really knows about.

They feel they understand each other. And naturally, if one has a penis and the other has a vagina (or hell, the same parts, whatever) they want to fit them together since everything else seems to fit together just great.

Something like that.


thanx for the honest answer........and thanx for the personal attacks.......wouldn't expect anything less....i had a bunch of things i could said under this topic, but chose the sincere route...my bad!

...and this is how i write on the net......when you write proper english and grammar all day.....you need a break....

[cj hood]

I honestly could give a shit how many periods are used.

Granted, 3 is grammactically correct and i personally try to stick to that, but all-in-all I just dont like CJ Hood.


i'm not fond of you either Dora!

[cosmo105]

hey man, i'm the explorer around here.

[cj hood]

two board members talk here and there via posting.

Then, due to similar interests or by generally being intrigued by the other, they move to PM's or messengers, or both.

They end up talking constantly. Most likely, they've seen a picture of the other by this point and they think the other is cute, blah blah.

If they have enough in common and if there is enough chemistry in their chats, then comes the phone. Suddenly, this person they are talking to is fleshed out more. They may speak in depth about their personal life that no one else really knows about.

They feel they understand each other. And naturally, if one has a penis and the other has a vagina (or hell, the same parts, whatever) they want to fit them together since everything else seems to fit together just great.

Something like that.


thanx bgirl.........i guess the part that interests me is the 'moving in' with each other....when there's really no courtship stage.....and once your together, does the board participation have to remain in order for the relationship to work?

[beastieangel01]

bahaha. :D

[cj hood]

hey man, i'm the explorer around here.


you could be her stunt double!

[cj hood]

You get what you give dude.

There have been more times than I can count when you have "personally attacked" people who were being just as sincere as you claim you were being. So of course you arent surprised. If you ever showed and ounce of consideration for me at any point I probably would have given you an honest answer as well. But considering the majority of the time you post in this forum, and in threads like these, you are doing it from up on your high horse, I just dont have patience for you.

Something about crying wolf and all that...


i'm a smart ass, but i never curse or personally attack someone (or their family) unless they do it to me first......

[cosmo105]

thanx bgirl.........i guess the part that interests me is the 'moving in' with each other....when there's really no courtship stage.....and once your together, does the board participation have to remain in order for the relationship to work?
there's definitely a courtship stage! there's usually some time before they actually meet up in person, and then they do...now, only a couple of long distance couples have actually moved in together so far (me and steg and kll and her man and soon beth and bobby), and before the actual moving in stage there have been MANY trips back and forth.

i still post here, obviously. not as much as i used to, but when i have time to kill before work. and it's summer, so i have looots of time. steger doesn't post here all that often anymore. occasionally. but that has no bearing on our relationship really.

[cosmo105]

yeah cj, i pretty much assume that everything you say on here is to be an ass, and therefore do not take it seriously.

[cj hood]

Ok...maybe not unprovoked personal attacks. But can you honestly look [your computer] in the face and say you havent popped into a thread like this just to be an asshole? Ive have seen numreous threads where you posted only to tell everyone how stupid they were. Or make some sarcastic comment about the ridiculousness of the topic or the individuals posting in it..

if most of what you have posted in BF has been sardonic and rude, why should i interpret what you posted here as anything but?

YOU are the one who has established your reputation in BF. Live with it or change it man.


i'll live with it........most of the things posted in here are moronic and few are not.....i'm not gonna come in and be a sheep.....and before i ever posted in BF, 2 of your finest made fun of my twin sons when i posted about their birth last year......so that pretty much put a sour taste in my mouth....

[cosmo105]

i only said something about them (jokingly as it was all i knew about you) because you said something derogatory about BF first. before that, i had said they were cute.

[enree erzweglle]

and before i ever posted in BF, 2 of your finest made fun of my twin sons when i posted about their birth last year

I didn't know you had kids! Twins. Wow. Congratulations!

And sorry that someone said something mean to you about that. :(

I figure a lot of what most people say here gets regurgitated into behind-the-scenes jokes, comments, rants.

Sometimes they're not so behind the scenes--they say it in actual posts.

And sometimes they intend something to be behind-the-scenes and someone outs that & tells you about what was said anyway.

I guess the lesson is to not put anything out there that you don't want to have criticized or picked at in private.

[cj hood]

And for the record. I have never said word ONE negative about anyone's children. Never have. Never will. not my style man.

me neither........cj hood and chris **** are two totally different people.....those that "know' me from this board through PM know i'm cool.......but if you come off as corny, i gotta crack jokes...

while other dads are out at the bar, or f'in their secretary....i'm on a bullshit messageboard bustin someones ass who's life is shittier then mine.....it's a stress reliever!

but like i said......i don't curse or insult unless done to first!

[voltanapricot]

Wizadora
We adore her
You're the one
That can brighten up our daysss....

[cosmo105]

no seriously man. you said something about how stupid BF was first. whatever. doesn't matter anyway.

[cj hood]

I didn't know you had kids! Twins. Wow. Congratulations!

And sorry that someone said something mean to you about that. :(

I figure a lot of what most people say here gets regurgitated into behind-the-scenes jokes, comments, rants.

Sometimes they're not so behind the scenes--they say it in actual posts.

And sometimes they intend something to be behind-the-scenes and someone outs that & tells you about what was said anyway.

I guess the lesson is to not put anything out there that you don't want to have criticized or picked at in private.

i'm 32....married with 3 kids......have my Masters and work a white collar job.......i've been a hiphop fan since '85 and dreamed of a day when i could talk to people who are into the beasties as much as i am.....besides my family, there's nothing i love more then (old school) hiphop!

[voltanapricot]

while other dads are out at the bar, or f'in their secretary....i'm on a bullshit messageboard bustin someones ass who's life is shittier then mine.....it's a stress reliever!
Saddest post I will ever read, I'm sure.

[Freebasser]

Well isn't this all nice and cosy?

[monkey]

me and zippo are the VERY FIRST EVER BBMB LESBIAN COUPLE.

or something.

[QweenOfBoggle]

i think hal and i have the longest running relationship. I could be wrong though. just thought I would throw that out there.

3 years

[Freebasser]

Nononono kll is with TAL

[adam_f]

[cosmo105]

kll's man doesn't post here anymore, hasn't in a looong time. in fact, i don't even remember his username :o but i do know what his name is Brandon!

[tulla]

Last, but not least;
Tulla, Nate & Zach




wtf mang?

i never knew nate and zach frequented this board.

[RobMoney]

wtf mang?

i never knew nate and zach frequented this board.


I know more about them then some of the people who've been posting here over a year.

I'd consider them honorary members :D

[tulla]

uhhh, alright.

[kll]

there's definitely a courtship stage! there's usually some time before they actually meet up in person, and then they do...now, only a couple of long distance couples have actually moved in together so far (me and steg and kll and her man and soon beth and bobby), and before the actual moving in stage there have been MANY trips back and forth. exactly.



my boyfriend was pretty much only here for beasties information and only ventured into BF when he was bored. he hasn't been on here since late 2003/early 2004, so i can say that our relationship has not been "hurt" due to lack of board time.

[Bitchamachacha]

oh man i can't wait for the first gay board couple

I'm fucking myself. Would that make me the first lesbian board coup....hmm. I guess it wouldn't.





Damn.

[Echewta]

I tried kinda. Once. Wasn't meant to be...

[marsdaddy]

while other dads are out at the bar, or f'in their secretary....i'm on a bullshit messageboard bustin someones ass who's life is shittier then mine.....it's a stress reliever!That's a mighty high horse you got there, sir.
I tried kinda. Once. Wasn't meant to be...Hate to break it to you but Skye is an alias.

[b-grrrlie]

There is courtship, it's just Old fashioned type. You get to know each other on a personal level before the physical comes into play. personally I think it makes for a stronger foundation.

And actually, I personally think less board time is better than more once you are in the relationship on a full time basis. I know when i am with him, I rarely think of this place.

Haven't read the whole thread ye, but have to comment here:
What if the person you've been drooling over the internet turns out to be a bad fuck? Or the chemistry doesn't work at all IRL?

[enree erzweglle]

What if the person you've been drooling over the internet turns out to be a bad fuck?
Well, you never know about this until you actually start, whether you meet in real life or online or through hand-written letters or the phone. You have to get into that to know whether it's for you.

Or the chemistry doesn't work at all IRL?
You're right, chemistry is something that you just can't gauge until you're actually face to face. You can judge how it'll go wrt overlapping interests and compatibility in other ways but not chemistry.

[b-grrrlie]

I'm fucking myself. Would that make me the first lesbian board coup....hmm. I guess it wouldn't.





Damn.
I had hoped we had something going on, but then you came on too hard and I got scared.... :o

[enree erzweglle]

I had hoped we had something going on, but then you came on too hard and I got scared.... :o
This is funny because I had this happen to me today at the gym. Took me totally by surprise.

[miss soul fire]

I was in a chat bb couple about 5 years ago. Not only one, nor 2, but I got into it three times.:o:o

I confess it. I was waaaay too weird. :D

[Beth]

how'd everyone know who i'm being fucked by? :confused:

kor, are you still upset our whole fake emarriage contrived by rirv didn't work out? you're a good person, just not the person for me.

[King of Rock II]

i can't even remember that :confused:

[miss soul fire]

Who's kll's man?

And what about your bbmb past, Crys? Was it Ferris, Ethan?:eek::D

[Echewta]

It was a real girl Mars.

[zippo]

me and zippo are the VERY FIRST EVER BBMB LESBIAN COUPLE.

or something.

i want you

[cj hood]

if 2 board members got married from here and then they broke up........who would get the 'messageboard access' in the divorce settlement?

[enree erzweglle]

It's just child custody.

One could get the board during the weekdays and the other, maybe on alternating weekends and holidays. ALA the way Bob and I agreed to share ToucanSpam. ;)

[Mcmac]

*and wasnt interested back, so much so she changed her user name to get away from him.......

*swoon*

haha rejected...

and cj hoods turned all soft cock on me here

[Qdrop]

again, people...


WHO GOT FAT!?!?!

[Mcmac]

your ego

[cj hood]

haha rejected...

and cj hoods turned all soft cock on me here


yo, i'm still harder then a john holmes erection/
and no trojan, strong enough of protection/
for the h-double, leavin suckas comatose/
h-o for hooka; o-d is overdose!

[Mcmac]

yes..interesting

[beastieangel01]

And what about your bbmb past, Crys? Was it Ferris, Ethan?:eek::D

haha Ethan! holy crap I haven't heard that name in a while. It was Ferris, as far as an official thing was concerned.

So very long ago.

[Freebasser]

Ferris as in the guy who used to spam up the sure shots forum? :confused:

[miss soul fire]

haha Ethan! holy crap I haven't heard that name in a while. It was Ferris, as far as an official thing was concerned.

So very long ago.
Hihihi. Do you still talk to him?

[kll]

Haven't read the whole thread ye, but have to comment here:
What if the person you've been drooling over the internet turns out to be a bad fuck? Or the chemistry doesn't work at all IRL?

ask loppfessor about that...




i considered that before i met up with my b/f in person (he wasn't my b/f until AFTER we met) and i don't agree with people who put labels on themselves (as in b/f or g/f) when they haven't even looked into each other's eyes in person... it seems like most couples on here have lucked out and had good chemistry, but there's always that chance that the guy could end up smelling like your grandfather or something...

[beastieangel01]

Hihihi. Do you still talk to him?

I'm guessing you mean Ferris. And no, I don't anymore.

[miss soul fire]

I believe that most of the unsuccessful relationships on this board aren't very famous.

[Freebasser]

Ferris as in the guy who used to spam up the sure shots forum? :confused:

[miss soul fire]

Ferris as in the guy who used to spam up the sure shots forum? :confused:
No. He's from the old times.

[Freebasser]

Thankchuuuuuuu

[beastieangel01]

I thought he is still posting here? in Sure Shots. I thought.

Well yeah he was here way back in the day too. And would get banned a lot.

[Echewta]

Crap, I got muffin crumbs in my keyboard.

[miss soul fire]

Crap, I got muffin crumbs in my keyboard.
You are disgusting.



:D

Oh, I didn't know he was here, Crys.:eek:
Yeah he had mean posts!

[Echewta]

Disgusting? True, I should be eating over a plate. Where have my manners gone?

[miss soul fire]

Disgusting? True, I should be eating over a plate. Where have my manners gone?
If it makes you happy I'm a pig too, I have old cereal and some sticky juice in my keyboard! I'm the queen of nastynesssssssssss! :p

[Kid Presentable]

Last, but not least;
Tulla, Nate & Zach




I take it all back..... That ruled!!!!

[cosmo105]

i considered that before i met up with my b/f in person (he wasn't my b/f until AFTER we met) and i don't agree with people who put labels on themselves (as in b/f or g/f) when they haven't even looked into each other's eyes in person... it seems like most couples on here have lucked out and had good chemistry, but there's always that chance that the guy could end up smelling like your grandfather or something...
steg and i didn't call it official until the day we met in person. almost a year ago! holy shit, our anniversary is coming up. crap!

[avignon]

Damn it. We were all like high-fiving each other the last time one of these "list the couples" threads was made for not being on it. Now we are all over this one. :( We were trying so hard to not be disgustingly cutesy-pie all over the board.

[Freebasser]

We were trying so hard to not be disgustingly cutesy-pie all over the board.

Us too.

We slip up occasionally, but considering it's been almost a month since we met, we're doing ok.

[voltanapricot]

The profile picture is an awesome touch.

[Trimm Trabb]

Us too.

We slip up occasionally, but considering it's been almost a month since we met, we're doing ok.

But... It's so much fun to be disgusting and cutesy-pie-ish.
If I had more pics I would've posted em, because I'm happy and I want to rub it in peoples faces! (the happiness I mean, not anything else).

[avignon]

Us too.

We slip up occasionally, but considering it's been almost a month since we met, we're doing ok.
Well, this is the first I've heard about the two of you. I thought you were seeing damaja. I mean, I thought Becky was seeing damaja. :confused:

[Freebasser]

:/

[avignon]

:\



sorry

[Freebasser]

:|

[avignon]

:[]

[Freebasser]

@:o)

^ elvis

[beastieangel01]

speaking of Elvis, on a random note, depending on what happens with me today at the hospital: I will see Bruce Campbell either today or Sunday.

Hell, yes.

[avignon]

~:0

[tulla]

I take it all back..... That ruled!!!!

i really don't see why that ruled so much.

i haven't spoke to yun in 4 or so months, which saddens me quite a bit. sometimes i wonder how he's doing.

[King of Rock II]

and i don't agree with people who put labels on themselves (as in b/f or g/f) when they haven't even looked into each other's eyes in person...

really, who the fuck does that? do people do that? really?

[kll]

really, who the fuck does that? do people do that? really?

yes. as well, as claim that they are "in love" before they meet... weird.

[roosta]

freebaser and beckalina hooking up is the last straw. this place is uber-gay!

[Echewta]

:(|) Mayor McCheese

[rirv]

I heard Echewta hooked up with Mythago, but it may just be wicked gossip!

[paul jones]

I heard Echewta hooked up with Mythago, but it may just be wicked gossip!


you read Hello magazine then too? (y)

I like the back pages where all the rich cunts pose for photos at charity parties with big champagne glasses