If the BBMB was made into a movie, who would play you?

[Qdrop]

...and if you are just going to respond by saying "this has been done so many times...blah blah...i'm so knowledgable about this board's past...blah blahh..."
just keep it parked up your anus where it belongs.

[ms.peachy]

Janeane Garofalo.

She'd need a padded bra, though.

[beastieangel01]

I'm not sure. No one looks like me that I'm aware of.

[beastiegirrl101]

Sarah Jessica Parker / Jennifer Grey

[Qdrop]

i would want nick stahl or jake gillenhal (fuck the spelling) for me.

[Qdrop]

Nope You would be Jeremy Sisto.

but he couldn't pull off the "egotistical asshole thing" like jake or nick...

think "Bully" or "Donnie Darko"....

[King PSYZ]

the fat baldwin...

[kll]

Have you EVER watched "clueless" or "Six feet under"?
yeah, no shit!

[jabumbo]

ive been told ryan gosling by a few people, allthough im not sure ive seen any movie he has been in

[mickill]

Kevin Costner. Reprising his mariner character from Waterworld.

[Yorkshire~Rose]

Neve Campbell. And she would have to hire a kick arse speech coach to perfect my dulcet northern tones.

[ScarySquirrel]

I really don't know who would play me, but it'd be interesting to see how a movie about a message board would turn out. No shit.

[Lindsey_1535]

I wanna be Rachel McAdams, less Mean Girls and more so The Notebook style

[kll]

i have no clue who would play me either... alruggs and i used to talk about writing a book years ago... maybe our book will be turned into a movie, especially since my b/f is a screenwriter...

[Nuzzolese]

Parker Posey. She ennunciates so delightfully well, which I don't always do, but this is a movie so we can change things, and she could really do my high strung neorotic thing as well as my "trying to be sexy failing miserably" drunken half-lidded gaze across the bar.

I wish. This would only be a good actress for Nuzzolese, not a good representation of the real me as I am to those who know me best.

[bigblu89]

I'd probably play myself.

Based on most of my contributions, I'd have one line.

And it would most likely be "Nice Boobs."

[ms.peachy]

I really don't know who would play me, but it'd be interesting to see how a movie about a message board would turn out. No shit.
It would be. Hmm. A movie where none of the characters actually meet eachother, and there's no dialogue.

Sounds like one for the Swedes.

[Nuzzolese]

It would be. Hmm. A movie where none of the characters actually meet eachother, and there's no dialogue.

Sounds like one for the Swedes.

I'm telling TAL.




(just kidding, TAL, I know you live in Finland.)



((this post was pointless filler, I'm sorry))

[mp-seventythree]

Adrian Edmondson

[P of R]

Adrian Edmondson

(y)

[cosmo105]

Mila Jovovich with a tan.

[Qdrop]

Have you EVER watched "clueless" or "Six feet under"?

fine, but he's working for scale....

[b-grrrlie]

Janeane Garofalo.

I was gonna pax her!

Alright I'll go for Susan Sarandon.

I'd rather think this board as a sitcom, where there's the main characters all the way through, some are killed off and then there's some guest stars on every episode, and some might be liked more so they get to stay for more than three episodes.

[Nuzzolese]

fine, but he's working for scale....

You'd have an evil twin. Meanwhile you're the indifferent twin. And for a few episodes you'll switch and things will get all mixed up with identities and we'll have one of those wacky screwball chase scenes in a hallway with several doors and people going in and out of them.

[Qdrop]

and we'll have one of those wacky screwball chase scenes in a hallway with several doors and people going in and out of them.

ahh....Le three stooges....no?

[Freebasser]

Corey Feldman.

[adam_f]

Originally posted by beastieangel01
I'm not sure. No one looks like me that I'm aware of.

You remind me of a mexican Mya.

If Andrew McCarthy was taller, he would play me.

[sam i am]

I'd definitely play myself - I've got some acting chops :rolleyes:

If I'm forced to choose : Ewan McGregor

Good thread Qdrop....

[RobMoney]

It would have to be Adam Horowitz himself!



but if he was busy maybe working on an album or something, I'd want either Gary Busey (sort of resembles me), Christopher Walken!

[Bob]

toby maguire, maybe

[Freebasser]

I've changed my mind.

I want Bob to play me.

[Bob]

i'll play you any day baby ;) ;)

if toby maguire won't be me, i think mackenzie crook could do it. or mcauley culkin, or however you spell his faggot name

[HEIRESS]

angelica houston

[ToucanSpam]

Brad Pitt, or myself. Maybe Topher Grace.

[Lex Diamonds]

I would have to play myself.

No one else has the class.

[ToucanSpam]

I would have to play myself.

No one else has the class.
or the rhymes

[beastiegirrl101]

Brad Pitt, or myself. Maybe Topher Grace.

did you know his real name is Christopher...but he changed it to Topher to be all LA...F*ing hollywood.

[ToucanSpam]

did you know his real name is Christopher...but he changed it to Topher to be all LA...F*ing hollywood.
I think it is lame, but he is actually a good actor.

[beastiegirrl101]

I think it is lame, but he is actually a good actor.

Typecast...when I look at him all I see is Eric Foreman.

[ToucanSpam]

Typecast...when I look at him all I see is Eric Foreman.
me too but thats his gold right there

[TAL]

Kip Pardue, apparently.

[beastiegirrl101]

me too but thats his gold right there

his bread and butter

[ToucanSpam]

his bread and butter
I dont use that because it makes me hungry.

[roosta]

C.G.I.

[adam_f]

Voiced by Screech.

[Nygel]

jason lee

[like2_drink]

probably the rock..

if conan o'brien had brown hair and glasses and was like a bunch shorter probably him..more cause of he's crazy attitude...possibly the young dylan.

[adam_f]

I just decided that the mighty mos _f would be portrayed by the white kid from that new Mark Wahlberg with Andre 3000.

[marsdaddy]

just keep it parked up your anus where it belongs.You always have such qualifiers! You don't like chaos, do you?

Wilfred Brimley.

[paul jones]

Freebasser

[Beth]

jennifer aniston.

i think she's the only one who can get across my typing on the big screen.

[ToucanSpam]

jennifer aniston.

i think she's the only one who can get across my typing on the big screen.
She isnt prettty enough.


typing? :confused:

[Mr Films]

AFFLECK

[Auton]

Man, that would be one boring-ass movie. A bunch of pasty faced kids sitting at their computers?

I'll take Wu Tang Clan MB: The Movie, thank you very much.

Ewan McGregor.

[zippo]

the fat baldwin...

whoa whoa whoa...are you suggesting you look like a Baldwin?? PFFFFT who is this guy

[Beth]

She isnt prettty enough.


typing? :confused:
that's very sweet. thanks. :)

yes, my typing. if the movie is about the board, then there's gonna be a lot of typing.

[zippo]

Man, that would be one boring-ass movie. A bunch of pasty faced kids sitting at their computers?

you know, the other day i was thinking about when the first movie about internet message board relationships (couples and friends) would be made, we´d probably blush and feel stupid when we´d recognize a stereotypical post or situation in scenes and feel all cliche for a minute

[RaZoRbLaDe KiSs]

knowing me, they'd cast either Torry Spelling or Pauly Shore to play me.
*shrugs*

[zorra_chiflada]

i'm heather matarazzo

[Rancid_Beasties]

knowing me, they'd cast either Torry Spelling or Pauly Shore to play me.
*shrugs*
I'll be Stephen Baldwin and we can be bud and doyle from biodome :D except I'll take the girl who isn't kylie minogue :cool:

[cosmo105]

Topher Grace would totally be Steger.

[DroppinScience]

Giovanni Ribisi. If he's busy, then Zach Braff.

[roosta]

Man, that would be one boring-ass movie. A bunch of pasty faced kids sitting at their computers?

I'll take Wu Tang Clan MB: The Movie, thank you very much.

Ewan McGregor.

haha, have you seen Wutangcorp.com?

[Medellia]

I have no clue. *shrugs*

[avignon]

I would like Madeleine Stowe to play me in the movie. But I've been told that I look like Gina Davis and Kim Basinger. (My mom looks just like Kim Basinger)

[Auton]

haha, have you seen Wutangcorp.com?

yeah, a bunch. i was joking.

[Beckalina]

Marlon Brando should play me

[BOBBY DIGITAL]

Ryan Philippee, Edward Norton, or that Hayden kid that played Vader.

But if it wasn't based on likeness, I'd have to go with Benicio Del Toro.

[enree erzweglle]

Benicio Del Toro.
the dirty Brad Pitt

[BOBBY DIGITAL]

the dirty Brad Pitt


Are you insinuating that Benicio is Brad Pitt with Herpes? Cause that ain't cool.

[enree erzweglle]

Are you insinuating that Benicio is Brad Pitt with Herpes? Cause that ain't cool.
not herpes (!)

just dark and mostly the opposite of BP
they look a lot alike to me (just that one is dark and one is fair skinned)

Aside: Brad Pitt is in the hospital with meningitis. :eek:

[hpdrifter]

Scarlett Johanssen, definitely. Not because I look like her but because I think the way she relates to the movie roles she takes is the same way I relate to posting. She does it only if she thinks she has something new/interesting to bring to the table.

[dublirie04]

Fear and Loating in Las Vegas and I would play the lawyer that kicks it with Jonny Depp

Or the movie Country Man and I would play the bionic rasta

[rirv]

Scarlett Johanssen, definitely. Not because I look like her but because I think the way she relates to the movie roles she takes is the same way I relate to posting. She does it only if she thinks she has something new/interesting to bring to the table.
That is so profound!

I'd be played by the big black guy from the Green Mile because I'm big, black and cry all the time.

[Nuzzolese]

Wipe that face off your head, bitch

[Sandinista!]

That Irish guy from that phone movie.

[Medellia]

That Irish guy from that phone movie.
:eek:

[HotAndWet]

I'm gonna say debra messing, gwyneth paltrow, or sarah jessica parker, just because they all look slightly jewish with a twist, like me!

[HotAndWet]

Ryan Philippee, Edward Norton, or that Hayden kid that played Vader.

But if it wasn't based on likeness, I'd have to go with Benicio Del Toro.


If you're being serious about edward norton looking like you than I want you now.

[Rancid_Beasties]

That Irish guy from that phone movie.
Are you referring to Colin Farrell? Hes had better roles than phone booth. The Recruit for one.

[Sandinista!]

Are you referring to Colin Farrell? Hes had better roles than phone booth. The Recruit for one.

I don't care too much for actors; those theatre blokes are the lowest forms of life.

[Rancid_Beasties]

I don't care too much for actors; those theatre blokes are the lowest forms of life.
Lower than new bands :eek:

[Sandinista!]

Lower than new bands :eek:

New bands are incapable of even being considered "life."

[Dr Deaf]

gary oldman or ray liota.

[avignon]

angelica houston
/jealousy

what an awesome answer. I want Angelica!

[TurdBerglar]

jay from jay and silent bob

[Mot]

The Undertaker, except he would hardly ever say anything.

[avignon]

slightly jewish with a twist?
like diet cherry vanilla dr. pepper

[BionicEye]

Fear and Loating in Las Vegas and I would play the lawyer that kicks it with Jonny Depp

Or the movie Country Man and I would play the bionic rasta


Steve Austin

[HEIRESS]

I changed my mind

Rachel (http://gallery.rachel-mcadams.com/albums/photoshoot9/normal_rm9.jpg) McAdams (http://gallery.rachel-mcadams.com/albums/photoshoot_toronto/01.jpeg)

[ToucanSpam]

I changed my mind

Rachel (http://www.celebrity-exchange.com/celebs/photos61/rachel-mcadams-09.jpg) McAdams (http://gallery.rachel-mcadams.com/displayimage.php?album=112&pos=0)
nope, SHE'S not pretty enough.