Ive been getting random boners and pee shakes lately

[The Notorious LOL]

its like my body is aging in reverse. perhaps my pubes will retract.

[Freebasser]

We can only hope (y)

[beastiegirrl101]

isn't that a puberty thing?

[mickill]

I'm not a doctor, but it sounds to me like you're coming down with a cold or something.

[wanton wench]

ha ha ha ha ha
i thought it said you were getting random boners from pee shakes!

[beastiefan35]

I wonder if its possible for your pubes to retract :eek:

[wanton wench]

I wonder if its possible for your pubes to retract :eek:
:) ingrown pubes! yikes!

[Chicka B]

What the hell are pee shakes?

When I heard 'pee shakes' I thought you know, pee flavoured shakes! :eek:

[DipDipDive]

Pee shakes... I'm assuming it's when the dick does a little shimmy during urination and the pee sort of shoots out at varying intervals...

You men and your phalluses.

[The Notorious LOL]

no, little boys get pee shakes. Its when your body shakes a little bit while peeing cuz you waited to pee for so long.

[TurdBerglar]

every dude gets piss spasms. it's cuased by your urine pressing up against something(i think your prostate or a nerve)

[DipDipDive]

Sometimes I get the shivers and my nips harden during a nice, satisfying pee. Probably not the same thing, though.

[Echewta]

Nothing like trying to pee after taking Mr. Man on a tour of Prime Rib Island. Just standing waiting for the locks to open up. Waiting...

[TurdBerglar]

Sometimes I get the shivers and my nips harden during a nice, satisfying pee. Probably not the same thing, though.


i don't know if this is hot or not

[Rancid_Beasties]

i don't know if this is hot or not
If you had've quoted just this part

Sometimes I get the shivers and my nips harden

Yes, otherwise, no...not really.

Tour of prime rib island hahaha, where do you come up with these things Echewta?

[Echewta]

My 13 year old brain.

[Beth]

i'm not exactly sure of where prime rib island is. i can think of two locations, but can't connect enough dots to come up with it because i have a migraine.

[Echewta]

You know, when you go to the Vegas buffets and they have that big wad of prime rib and the guy with the big hat slices it down the middle and its pink inside.

Sorry about the migrane.

[Beth]

wow. bobby was right. it is shocking when you're dirty.

[Echewta]

Sorry, I'll go back to being a gentleman again.

[wanton wench]

Sorry, I'll go back to being a gentleman again.

does that mean you once were a gentleman?




hee hee thats a fair question not just a smartass question, cause i dont really know you.

[Qdrop]

no, little boys get pee shakes. Its when your body shakes a little bit while peeing cuz you waited to pee for so long.

oh god...that's heaven....

[Nuzzolese]

Funniest thread all day. OH BOYS!