Do you piss in the shower?

[Mcmac]

do you? i do... but i always wash it i swear :(

[Freebasser]

From time to time.

I'm a lazy fucker too, cos my toilet is only half a foot away from the shower cubicle.

[Mcmac]

yer same but its like your in there already and wet and shit so may aswell...it must be shit for my brother though who uses the same shower haha..unless he does it too..

[Freebasser]

If I had good aim I could probably pull back the shower curtain and aim from there, but I just know most of it would end up on the floor.

[enree erzweglle]

This is so gross.
No, I don't do that, but I do wonder if people at the gym in the showers do. And if I'm stepping in residue. Ewww.

When my son was having a problem with his dorm mate last semester, I went online to try to find resources for him/tips for how to handle it.

I just googled something like "dorm mate roommate problems resolution" and got a link to this seeking-advice letter that this kid wrote about his dorm mate.

Who apparently shits in the shower.
And he leaves it in there.

The kid writing the letter seemed more disturbed by the fact that the roomie leaves the shit in there, not so much that he puts it there in the first place.

After that, I thought, fuck, my kid's problem? Nothin. He's doing fine.

[Mcmac]

hahahahah! what a legend..........

its all natural baby...

and i dont tihnk any one would do it at the gym unless there real freaks coz its out of there comfort zone.

[ericlee]

I do because it's my shower but I aim for the drain so that I don't stand in it.

It's the whole effect of the warm water loosening the spincters, you know, like if someone is drunk and passed out and you put their finger in warm water so they can piss their pants..

[Mcmac]

I know it sounds crazy but...I tried to pee BEFORE i get into the shower.

I know...im wacky like that.

hehe....whens a girl gonna say they do already!!!

[enree erzweglle]

hehe....whens a girl gonna say they do already!!!
Our parts make it such that it's not as much fun. No target practice.

[Mcmac]

peeing in the see.....warms you up

[Kid Presentable]

When I skated all the time I would piss on my feet... it helps with athlete's foot supposedly.. to me it just felt right...

Once i pissed in a flatmate's shampoo bottle, because I could...

Both occasions in the shower..

[Mcmac]

wtf you freak

[enree erzweglle]

I peed my pants once when I was a child. I didnt like it then. I probably wouldnt like it now.
Fuck. I did too. Going down a sliding board that was painted to look like streaming water. I got duped by it and thought I was going into a waterfall and I peed in my pants.

That slide is still there and it's still painted that way. Every time my dad and I walk past it, he tells me that story all over again. I love you too dad.

[Mcmac]

i love your dad too :)

[bigblu89]

I saw this poll and was shocked to see that Turd wasn't the one that started it.

[Mcmac]

turds a fag

[enree erzweglle]

i love your dad too :)
Big bucks that he doesn't pee in the shower.

[Mcmac]

big bucks he pees in your mums mouth though ;)

[Kid Presentable]

I like how waste matter is all inappropriate the second it leaves the body it was stewing in for however long. It's like emotions, fine as long as they're kept inside. Toilet-wise,aren't we all raised to be prudes? I mean, anybody wanted to just let loose in a park, in front of everybody?

No?

Must be me then....

[Junker]

Everyone who said No are lying....... :D

[Junker]

I like how waste matter is all inappropriate the second it leaves the body it was stewing in for however long. It's like emotions, fine as long as they're kept inside. Toilet-wise,aren't we all raised to be prudes? I mean, anybody wanted to just let loose in a park, in front of everybody?

No?

Must be me then....

Those are really deep thoughts!!!!

[Kid Presentable]

I swear I almost cry reading this..... :)
You only need to look at what you flush down that clean, white bowl behind closed doors to recognize the key duplicity of the human condition.

Ever walked into a toilet after a hot chick has used it? Had many illusions shattered?

[CiaoBellaXO]

but do you take a bath in this same shower?

[Junker]

You only need to look at what you flush down that clean, white bowl behind closed doors to recognize the key duplicity of the human condition.

Ever walked into a toilet after a hot chick has used it? Had many illusions shattered?

Kid, it seems that you're one of those guys who writes messages in WC's doors....... :D

[Kid Presentable]

but do you take a bath in this same shower?

Brush my teeth in the muh fucka....

Why do you think we need to take so many showers? We're intrinsically filthy things...

[Junker]

but do you take a bath in this same shower?

And why not?

[CiaoBellaXO]

And why not?

sitting in your piss...or the floor you once pissed on...how can you get clean that way huh?

[Kid Presentable]

Kid, it seems that you're one of those guys who writes messages in WC's doors....... :D

Yeah, like "Bathroom tennis: look left."
























"Look Right"

[Kid Presentable]

sitting in your piss...or the floor you once pissed on...how can you get clean that way huh?

It's not as bad as drinking it. You'd be amazed at what passes for clean nowadays...

[jabumbo]

my piss is no more unsanitary that the crap that im washing off my body, so what does it matter?

[wavin_goodbye]

i made radish roses in the shower last night :o

[Kid Presentable]

You know,everybody could be sharing at this point....

It's like the MB equivalent of 'Strip Poker'.

[Ferdinand_2]

That thread is the shit.I Laughing when I heard the name

[wanton wench]

I like how waste matter is all inappropriate the second it leaves the body it was stewing in for however long. It's like emotions, fine as long as they're kept inside. Toilet-wise,aren't we all raised to be prudes? I mean, anybody wanted to just let loose in a park, in front of everybody?

No?

Must be me then....

have you ever seen "me, myself, and irene"? jim carry has a neighbor who's dog always shits in his yard. so one day he loses it and takes a shit in his neighbors yard. best scene ever! i had neighbors i wanted to do that to! :D

[CiaoBellaXO]

i made radish roses in the shower last night :o

WTF? :confused:

[kll]

It has been my experience that to pee standing up doesn't empty out the bladder much (and it runs down the inside of the leg)... therefore, it would not be as easy nor preferred to be a female and pee standing in the shower ... sitting down to pee prior to showering is my routine...

[cosmo105]

i pee in kll's shower.


and her bed, and her kitchen, and her closet, and her car...

[kll]

i pee in kll's shower.


and her bed, and her kitchen, and her closet, and her car...

yeah, speaking of that...


i threw a hoody on from a pile of clothes on the floor that was waiting to hit the washing machine to run to the grocery last weekend and i looked over my right shoulder to see something when i was at the grocery and smelled something odd... i sniffed my hoody and "wow!"... "ick!"...

when i got back to the house, i peeled off the clothes and went to the pile to see what was up and there were various urine stains... at first i thought it was the female puppy that we were housesitting, but it ended up being cosmo in the end... way to go! paybacks are a bitch...

[roosta]

i never have, but ive always wanted to. maybe i will some day

[wavin_goodbye]

WTF? :confused:


yup.. i have a electric garbage disposal installed in the drain.. works fucking wonders (y)

[Mcmac]

17 - 7

[CrankItUp!]

Madonna does , and I'm not kidding about it . :eek: