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Mcmac
07-13-2005, 08:33 AM
now think about it for a sec...most people just instantly say the one they already are but hold up....

chicks cant pee standing up unless there fucked up

chicks have period = hassle

chicks have babies = enormous pain

chicks have multiple orgasms= good thing

guys have= physical superiority (which doesn't really matter i suppose)

guys have dicks = which u can flop out anytime and do your business anywhere but are also really ugly things

guys are hairyer = good or bad?

guys don't live as long as chicks

?????????? i prob have forgotten some but which would u choose and put your current sex aside...

Mcmac
07-13-2005, 08:46 AM
your to smart for this question

Freebasser
07-13-2005, 08:47 AM
Cake or death?

Freebasser
07-13-2005, 08:49 AM
Well, we're out of cake.

Qdrop
07-13-2005, 08:51 AM
Well, we're out of cake.

eddie izzard at this finest.....

voltanapricot
07-13-2005, 09:09 AM
I choose grapes.
Hehehe.

Anyway, I'd never want to be anything but a female.

Girl powerrr.

Mcmac
07-13-2005, 09:10 AM
are any of you cunts gonna respond seriously :mad: :D

Mcmac
07-13-2005, 09:20 AM
wow....low self of steam like that is bad dude....unless your a goth/punk then go kill yourself :) but if not....cheer up kiddo im sure theres other people on uglypeople.com that arnt as ugly as you (y)

Freebasser
07-13-2005, 09:21 AM
Except for your mom :(

Mcmac
07-13-2005, 09:24 AM
yer me mum be sum dog bitch but i still slap dat ass

ms.peachy
07-13-2005, 09:43 AM
wow....low self of steam
That's conjuring up one peculiar mental picture for me. Like people doing the "I'm a little teapot" dance while crouching.

Qdrop
07-13-2005, 09:45 AM
poor McMac....

ericlee
07-13-2005, 10:17 AM
poor McMac....

heh, I've finally got some time to read threads and I'm thinkin, was he used as a pogo stick for bouncing down 10 flights of stairs on his head?

kll
07-13-2005, 05:28 PM
guys are hairyer

you obviously haven't been to the beach or a waterslides park lately... hairy fuckin' bitches...

Cristin
07-13-2005, 05:55 PM
I would love to be a guy but I'd be a gay guy for sure...I think I'd be Eminem or something...imagine gay eminem..i find joy in that.

justin w/ e
07-13-2005, 06:43 PM
as a male, if i were in a crowed bar bathroom and there were no stalls or urinals free, i could just pee in the sink.
another reason i would be a boy is because when people do a roll call or what ever and futz up my name and say justin instead of justine there would be no problem because if i were a boy my name would be justin.

cerveza
07-13-2005, 06:48 PM
wheres the hermaphrodite option at?

seriously tho, i think dudes might have it "easier"
but im happy with my struggle.

Chicka B
07-13-2005, 07:03 PM
I would choose to be a female because first of all, I would never wanna date a chick. Second of all, periods don't bother me I'm done in 3 days besides I can take that pill. Third of all, I'm never having any kids so I can check that off my list.

insertnamehere
07-13-2005, 08:58 PM
sometimes i actually do wish i was a guy. ive been told that i generally act more like a guy than a girl. sometimes girls kinda annoy me with their girlish ways. a bet it would be fun to have a penis, but also troublesome, getting random boners and whatnot. also, i bet it really sucks to get kicked in the nuts. i think guys are judged less on physical appearance... on a lot of things actually. you can just chill and be yourself. i really prefer the company of guys.

then again, i do have my own girlish tendencies, and im kind of submissive... if i were a guy id be a puss. and i really like sex with boys. straight ones. so...

QweenOfBoggle
07-13-2005, 09:26 PM
what I really want to do, is switch genders during sex, just once. I want to know what it's like to have a dick during sex. that is all.

also: "self of steam" hahahaha, wow.