If you could choose to either be Mcmac for the rest of your life or...

[mickill]

...a pebble.

Or just die.

What would you choose?

[Beth]

death.

[Kid Presentable]

HEY!!!!!



I AM MCMAC!!!!!

[Nuzzolese]

Does the pebble have consciousness? If so I'd pick the pebble, so I could be aware that I chose pebble over Mcmac and death.

[Echewta]

Yea, death.

[Kid Presentable]

Fuck, you guys.

I spent all that time opening another email account so I could reply to my own threads...

[mickill]

Does the pebble have consciousness? If so I'd pick the pebble, so I could be aware that I chose pebble over Mcmac and death.
The pebble has all the intrinsic characteristics of the average pebble.

[Kid Presentable]

The pebble has all the intrinsic characteristics of the average pebble.
Way to be passive-aggressive...

[ericlee]

Mcmac and then I'd shoot myself point blank in the noggin with a bazooka.

so I guess the correct answer would be death after all..

[miss soul fire]

If you think about it I would die soon in all alternatives. :(

[mickill]

Way to be passive-aggressive...
I don't judge. I just ask the questions.

[Kid Presentable]

I feel like a Brundlefly mix between Bret Hart and Tony Danza now...

[Beth]

The pebble has all the intrinsic characteristics of the average pebble.
so, it already starts out with a better personality than mcmac

[Kid Presentable]

so, it already starts out with a better personality than mcmac
Why don't you just cut my penis off?

[Freebasser]

Gimme shelter.

I mean death.

[Beth]

Why don't you just cut my penis off?
because then i'd have to touch it.

there are not enough surgical gloves in the world.

[Kid Presentable]

because then i'd have to touch it.

there are not enough surgical gloves in the world.

I crafted an alias so fine I even got people on the other side of this country involved...

And now, it's all in ruins.....

You win, I'm leaving...

[jabumbo]

tea and cake please

[Lindsey_1535]

be dead. If I was a pebble someone could kick me or throw me at an old person( which I suppose is alright), if Im dead I can haunt people.

[Documad]

and I suppose none of you mean bastards was ever a kid?

(I'm shaking my head at the lot of you)

[venusvenus123]

so, it already starts out with a better personality than mcmac
spot on

[Ferdinand_2]

I prefer be dead.100 times more than be MACMAC

[mickill]

be dead. If I was a pebble someone could kick me or throw me at an old person( which I suppose is alright), if Im dead I can haunt people.
I like how being Mcmac just wasn't even an option.
and I suppose none of you mean bastards was ever a kid?

(I'm shaking my head at the lot of you)
I was a kid, Doc, but I wasn't an imbecile.

[voltanapricot]

I have faith in my fellow BBMBers. I would hope that if I were a teeny yet lethal pebble, one of them would pick me up and be all *WIPPOW*...and lob me right at his mug!

[ToucanSpam]

I choose death. Not because Mcmac sucks, but because I don't want to be anyone but me.

[monkey]

i want to be echewta!

[paul jones]

I brought home some pebbles from Spain in 1981

[Documad]

I would like to apologize to all of the people who posted before me. I saw this thread at the top and posted. Then went to lunch. I somehow missed the insane thread that inspired this parody. :o Until now. :(

[Mcmac]

hey i chose pebble...mickill.....you know i love you 3>

[Mcmac]

and thanks doc but its cool... its great to see you have that same avatar that you used to have that made me think you were a crazy person

[Beth]

do you wish you could change your vote now, documad?

[Mcmac]

ah shut the fuck up

[Documad]

and thanks doc but its cool... its great to see you have that same avatar that you used to have that made me think you were a crazy person
Yeah, I decided to go for an oldie. :)


I wouldn't change my vote, but I wouldn't have lectured either. Mcmac, what were you thinking making that silly thread? :p

[Beth]

ah shut the fuck up
if i shut the fuck up, you'll have nothing to put in your blog, mr. petite balls.

[Mcmac]

Yeah, I decided to go for an oldie. :)


I wouldn't change my vote, but I wouldn't have lectured either. Mcmac, what were you thinking making that silly thread? :p

it was just one of those moment things where i was like hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm mmmm

and beth wtf?

[Beth]

and beth wtf?
50centsoldier

[Mcmac]

50centsoldier

who is that? i saw a thread about it in beastieboys.com shit....and what about my blog?? and what are u trying to say? you lawyers are all the same!!

[DroppinScience]

Come to think of it, I'm pretty sure the pebble would have a lot of smart, insightful things to say...

[Rancid_Beasties]

if i shut the fuck up, you'll have nothing to put in your blog, mr. petite balls.
Beth trust me, that wasn't him. If the 50 cent soldier guy's blog was really his own, he goes to my university and goes to a club thats around the corner from uni and even knows the street name. Whereas Mcmac goes to a high school that was in the same sporting league as my high school, and I know people who go/went there so I know hes not fake either. Only people from his school/people who have friends there would know about clunes...which is a type of school camp sorta thing they have. He also lives literally 500 metres from my house. What I'm saying is that it would be alot of effort for Mcmac to know about all that crap about uni life at his age, or alternatively a lot of effort for that 50 cent soldier guy to know all this stuff about being a 15 year old kid at a certain high school.

Sorry, but for once you are totally off mark here.

[Mcmac]

thanks rancid...why did fiddy cent soldier get banned anyway? i searched his name and he only had one post about beastie boys having groupies or sumtin...or maybe the others got deleted..anyway what did he do?

[Rancid_Beasties]

thanks rancid...why did fiddy cent soldier get banned anyway? i searched his name and he only had one post about beastie boys having groupies or sumtin...or maybe the others got deleted..anyway what did he do?
Basically just insulted the crap out of beth and spammed the board with a link to his blog (I read a bit and none of it was insulting beth despite his claims that the blog was about beth).

[Mcmac]

ahh i see so she thinks im her enemy 50cent soldier

[Mcmac]

who the fuck are you mister 2 posts? pebbles are cool

[Sandinista!]

Gimme shelter.

I mean death.

Gimme danger.

I mean, pebble.

[Mcmac]

ooooooooooooo no HES BACK!

[Sandinista!]

ooooooooooooo no HES BACK!

Damn straight.

I bemoan the fact that you're not banned yet, though.

[Rancid_Beasties]

Damn straight.

I bemoan the fact that you're not banned yet, though.
Bemoan... :rolleyes:

I see your still talking like a 50 year old british member of the gentry or something.

[Sandinista!]

Bemoan... :rolleyes:

I see your still talking like a 50 year old british member of the gentry or something.

'Tis a staggering revelation to assimilate that a dingo has yet to consume your baby.

[Rancid_Beasties]

'Tis a staggering revelation to assimilate that a dingo has yet to consume your baby.
Hey you shut up or I'll set Russell Crowe onto you!! :D

[Mcmac]

hes my dad

[Rancid_Beasties]

hes my dad
Tell your son his band is a fucking pile of shit :D

[Mcmac]

dont you mean tell your "dad" his band is shit? seeing as ised "hes my dad" :cool: