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A. Remin' D.
07-13-2005, 11:38 AM
Hello. My name is Elizibeth......... When I died in 1953, I was only ten. I was kidnapped by two rapists who skinned me alive. My corpse has been rotting in the ground, only to awaken when someone reads this letter. Post this message on five different boards and your life will be saved. otherwise, in one hour I shall stand right behind you, tap you on the back and suck out your soul to nourish mine. If you post it, your life shall be spared and you shall never be bothered again.
beastiegirrl101
07-13-2005, 12:36 PM
jerk
Loppfessor
07-13-2005, 06:02 PM
BAAAAAHAAAAHAAA
TurdBerglar
07-13-2005, 06:03 PM
hahahaha


i don't even have a soul. stupid bitch
ToucanSpam
07-13-2005, 06:06 PM
I have power to destroy those who attempt to steal my soul.
Chicka B
07-13-2005, 07:23 PM
Great. Unfortunatly I am too so I had to do it. I swear to god I did it! On 5 boards too. What's even worse is that Elizabeth is my middle name, so it's even freakier. It's like subconciously I know it's not real but I'm a very careful person so I did it just in case. :D
zorra_chiflada
07-13-2005, 08:27 PM
Hello. My name is Elizibeth......... When I died in 1953, I was only ten. I was kidnapped by two rapists who skinned me alive. My corpse has been rotting in the ground, only to awaken when someone reads this letter. Post this message on five different boards and your life will be saved. otherwise, in one hour I shall stand right behind you, tap you on the back and suck out your soul to nourish mine. If you post it, your life shall be spared and you shall never be bothered again.

why would a rotting corpse in the ground read a fucking message board?
jabumbo
07-13-2005, 08:31 PM
jerk

i usually dont agree with her, so this is a rare occasion
cookiepuss
07-13-2005, 08:40 PM
why would a rotting corpse in the ground read a fucking message board?

hey hey, there's nothing logical about the supernatural. ;)
zorra_chiflada
07-13-2005, 08:42 PM
hey hey, there's nothing logical about the supernatural. ;)

some days i feel like a rotting corpse in the ground
ToucanSpam
07-13-2005, 08:47 PM
some days i feel like a rotting corpse in the ground
I miss the goron avatar, and the title 'poo poo boots' :(
zorra_chiflada
07-13-2005, 08:49 PM
I miss the goron avatar, and the title 'poo poo boots' :(

WELL NOW I'M A TOASTER SO DEAL WITH IT! :mad:
ToucanSpam
07-13-2005, 08:49 PM
WELL NOW I'M A TOASTER SO DEAL WITH IT! :mad:
:( *e-cries*
cookiepuss
07-13-2005, 08:59 PM
guys guys! don'tyou see what elizabeth is doing? she's pitting you against eachother. you guys are probably posessed. your souls are probably already in her grasp!

this board really is haunted. great. :rolleyes:
ToucanSpam
07-13-2005, 09:00 PM
guys guys! don'tyou see what elizabeth is doing? she's pitting you against eachother. you guys are probably posessed. this board really is haunted. great.
SHES A WITCH!!


BURN HER :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad:
Auton
07-13-2005, 09:12 PM
NO YOU GUYS DO WHAT ELIZABETH SAYS! I IGNORED HER REQUESTS AND DIDN'T POST THAT MESSAGE ANYWHERE! AN HOUR LATER *sob* I GOT A TAP ON THE SHOULDER AND IT WAS HER! SHE RAPED ME AND SKINNED ME ALIVE! I AM NOW A GHOST AND HAVE COME HERE TO WARN YOU! SHE WILL STRIKE AGAIN! SHE WILL RAPE YOUR POOPOO AND EAT YOUR SKIN IF YOU DO NOT POST!!! NOOOOoooooooo...!
Chicka B
07-13-2005, 11:48 PM
Ok, now I'm going on the other message boards I posted it on to see their responses! :p
avignon
07-14-2005, 02:51 AM
If she died in 1953, how does she know what a message board is? She means some other kind of board, so if you don't write that shit on five different community bulletin boards at the Town Hall or the Civic Center, you're fucked anyway.
Medellia
07-14-2005, 02:53 AM
I read this about two hours ago and nothing happened. Oh, wait someone's tapping on my shoulder I better see what they want.


AAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHH!!!!!!!!!
Calimero jr.
07-14-2005, 04:17 AM
Rot In Peace in the ground and stay away from me stupid zombie :mad: