I AM SO TIRED OF INSANE PEOPLE.

[afronaut]

Okay, listen lady. You just rang my phone about 10 times in the last hour. You are an unemployed highschool dropout 26 year old single mother of two midget woman piece of Tennessee scum with no future. I am a bright, strapping, handsome, 18 year old with a very bright future (ha!), please stop implying that i need children. More specifically, these mysterious two 4 year old girls that you keep saying I need. Suspiciously, YOU have two 4 year old girls. I do not need two four year old girls, especially yours. Please go to hell. I hate children with every fabric of my being.

I mean, jeebus christ. I like, talked to you once maybe? a few random odd fragmented pieces of online conversation sprinkled here and there does not count. and now you're leaving me voicemails with "hey, its me! tabitha. gimme a call. talk to you later!"





Hey, its me?





We are most definitely not on "hey, its me" terms. And we never will be. One awkward conversation where you somehow weasel my phone number from me make a friendship does not. I even humored you once and answered the phone, where you then proceeded to tell me a lovely story about how you were fired from McDonalds for leaning on the counter, which was puncuated by screams at your children threatening to "whoop" them about every five minutes.

And I am not a naughty boy. And I dont need to be spanked. Please stop calling me a naughty boy and implying that I need a spanking. It weirds me out.

Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh. Here we go. Now I recieved a text message. Its an *urgent* text message, and it says "PLEASE CALL ME" in all caps. No. No. No. Jesus Christ, can you get any more desperate?

I am 18. you are 26 and insane. I will never be your babies new daddy. While in theory I have nothing against being involved with a woman significantly older than I, you also have that little baggage of being "insane". Not to mention that whole kid thing, and everything else that is horribly wrong with you. And you are insanely short. You hardly come up to my elbow. Not to mention one of your favorite bands is Lynrd Skynrd. It just aint gonna work out, toots.

In other news, I just saw the worst movie I have ever seen ever. Are We There Yet? The Ice Cube movie. Jesus Christ, making myself sit through that was the hardest thing I ever had to do. Why the fuck did my dad rent that?











*hyperventilates*

[TurdBerglar]

sounds like the tabatha i know. but she isn't short or 26

[afronaut]

she also has a very revolting accent and laugh.

[TurdBerglar]

you just as crazy for giveing her your number

[wavin_goodbye]

so .. which board member is this? ;)

[afronaut]

Unfortunately you are correct.

[afronaut]

Unfortunately you are correct.
@ WHAT TURD SAID

[wavin_goodbye]

haha.. would have been better if i had written someone in

[TurdBerglar]

see, in my mind everyone on the net is a tabatha...

[Victor Baron]

Perhaps posting her number on the message board for everyone to prank call her would make you feel better?

[TurdBerglar]

YES

[afronaut]

yeah no. thats just mean and immature.





i'll think about it.

[Beth]

1. i did not call 10 times.

2. if you didn't want me calling, you could have pm'd me.

:mad:

[cosmo105]

next time she calls you, answer, then pop a balloon, then yell OH MY GOD I'VE BEEN SHOT then hang up and never answer again.

[afronaut]

next time she calls you, answer, then pop a balloon, then yell OH MY GOD I'VE BEEN SHOT then hang up and never answer again.

oh shit, i have this big whistle thing, and when you blow it it sounds like a train whistle. and i can like, blow into that, and be like "oh my god i was just ran over by a train im dead bye"

[beastieangel01]

yeah no. thats just mean and immature.





i'll think about it.

nice.

That sucks. Crazy people, they like to fuck with your life, you know.

[Homsar]

So I was like "'eah!"

And he was like "wha?"

And I was like "'eah, 'eah!"

And he was like "wha, wha?"

And we both went "vroom" two miles south of Manchester. Rough riding downtown.

[monkey]

wait... is this the chinese lady?

[Freebasser]

What happened to DipDipShit?

[enree erzweglle]

Casually drop into the next conversation that you're listed somewhere here (http://www.sexcriminals.com/regs/1044.html) and you can't find your entry.

[BOBBY DIGITAL]

Okay, listen lady. You just rang my phone about 10 times in the last hour. You are an unemployed highschool dropout 26 year old single mother of two midget woman piece of Tennessee scum with no future. I am a bright, strapping, handsome, 18 year old with a very bright future (ha!), please stop implying that i need children. More specifically, these mysterious two 4 year old girls that you keep saying I need. Suspiciously, YOU have two 4 year old girls. I do not need two four year old girls, especially yours. Please go to hell. I hate children with every fabric of my being.

I mean, jeebus christ. I like, talked to you once maybe? a few random odd fragmented pieces of online conversation sprinkled here and there does not count. and now you're leaving me voicemails with "hey, its me! tabitha. gimme a call. talk to you later!"





Hey, its me?





We are most definitely not on "hey, its me" terms. And we never will be. One awkward conversation where you somehow weasel my phone number from me make a friendship does not. I even humored you once and answered the phone, where you then proceeded to tell me a lovely story about how you were fired from McDonalds for leaning on the counter, which was puncuated by screams at your children threatening to "whoop" them about every five minutes.

And I am not a naughty boy. And I dont need to be spanked. Please stop calling me a naughty boy and implying that I need a spanking. It weirds me out.

Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh. Here we go. Now I recieved a text message. Its an *urgent* text message, and it says "PLEASE CALL ME" in all caps. No. No. No. Jesus Christ, can you get any more desperate?

I am 18. you are 26 and insane. I will never be your babies new daddy. While in theory I have nothing against being involved with a woman significantly older than I, you also have that little baggage of being "insane". Not to mention that whole kid thing, and everything else that is horribly wrong with you. And you are insanely short. You hardly come up to my elbow. Not to mention one of your favorite bands is Lynrd Skynrd. It just aint gonna work out, toots.

In other news, I just saw the worst movie I have ever seen ever. Are We There Yet? The Ice Cube movie. Jesus Christ, making myself sit through that was the hardest thing I ever had to do. Why the fuck did my dad rent that?











*hyperventilates*


Dude, you haven't posted in a while and the first thread you make is about this bullshit. Now, I know you wanna show Lara how big of a pimp you are, but was this thread really THAT necessary?? After reading this, it seems that you should be telling this story to your boyfriends after a sweaty pillow fight at a slumber party.

[Mcmac]

IM SO TIRED OF BOBBY DIGITAL!!!!!!!!

[BOBBY DIGITAL]

IM SO TIRED OF BOBBY DIGITAL!!!!!!!!


Who fuckin cares.

[afronaut]

Dude, you haven't posted in a while and the first thread you make is about this bullshit. Now, I know you wanna show Lara how big of a pimp you are, but was this thread really THAT necessary?? After reading this, it seems that you should be telling this story to your boyfriends after a sweaty pillow fight at a slumber party.
Hey, you're right. I'LL SHOW THAT LARA!

[BOBBY DIGITAL]

Hey, you're right. I'LL SHOW THAT LARA!


I'm right about the slumber party, too. Aren't I?

[Qdrop]

so...is tabitha hot or what?

wait...you showed me this link, to her online bio, right?

hit that man, hit that....ahahahaha.

[Qdrop]

Dude, you haven't posted in a while and the first thread you make is about this bullshit. Now, I know you wanna show Lara how big of a pimp you are, but was this thread really THAT necessary?? After reading this, it seems that you should be telling this story to your boyfriends after a sweaty pillow fight at a slumber party.

oh yeah.
this really sounds like boasting.






if anything, it's self-depracation.

[afronaut]

so...is tabitha hot or what?

Not really.



But that doesn't matter, I'll show that Lara good!

[mickill]

But sadly, she realy does sound like she's got more going for her than Lara does.


Anyway...

How about you quit picking up stray desperate women online, you frickin moron?

[afronaut]

How about you quit picking up stray desperate women online, you frickin moron?
dude. dude.






no.

[Echewta]

Take a nap.

[Qdrop]

But sadly, she realy does sound like she's got more going for her than Lara does.



ouch...right to the jugular.

[Qdrop]

dude. dude.






no.

he still tries to hit on me like once a week.
it hasn't worked.




yet.

[mickill]

ouch...right to the jugular.
Tough love, m'man. It's called tough love.

[afronaut]

Yeah guys, I'm goin out now. To like, uh, bang like, five chicks. at once. Like, fine ass hoes. Five of them. With big as titties, and nice juicy ghetto booties. Cuz they cant get off mah jock. I tells ya, I'm a total f'in pimp. Just thought you guys should know. This is gonna be like that time i went to that thing at that place and all dese sluts were like flockin around mah jock and an orgy spontaneously erupted and i had like 10 chicks on my dick at once. Seriously, 10, man. Then I won the breakdance battle. I did the robot all the way home. Where there were like 3 more sluts waiting for my dick.




Yeah, thats right. Take that.






Complete freakin pimp.

[Qdrop]

wow.
lara will DEFINATELY be jealous now...


check and mate ....

[mickill]

I don't know. That story sounds made up.

[Qdrop]

I don't know. That story sounds made up.

jealousy is a motherfucker....eh mike?

[Echewta]

I don't believe the whole robot part. :rolleyes:

[mickill]

jealousy is a motherfucker....eh mike?

Is it that obvious? Damn.

[avignon]

I don't believe the whole robot part. :rolleyes:
He should have said the cabbage patch. Chicks can't resist the cabbage patch.

[like2_drink]

Yeah guys, I'm goin out now. To like, uh, bang like, five chicks. at once. Like, fine ass hoes.


anyone else read that really wrong?

[HotAndWet]

hahaha tabitha!!!!!

pm me her number and sak and I will give her a ring, ;)