when was the last time you had sex with a partner?

[kll]

we haven't had one of these in awhile...

[mp-seventythree]

This morning before she went to work.

[enree erzweglle]

6 days & 10 hours ago

[ericlee]

r r r ighht n nooww w w

[King PSYZ]

about 8 hours ago :)

[Qdrop]

about 10pm last night.

i think i pulled a muscle too...

[kll]

about 10pm last night.

i think i pulled a muscle too...


nice pun...

[Echewta]

Umm, yea right. I'm not going to be the first one to post that its been more than 24 hours.

Wait...

[mickill]

Did you put emphasis on "with a partner", as in something other than an appendage of one's own body and/or an "inflatable friend" so that people like afronaut and Turd wouldn't be like, "approx every 15 minutes"?

[kll]

Did you put emphasis on "with a partner", as in something other than an appendage of one's own body and/or an "inflatable friend" so that people like afronaut and Turd wouldn't be like, "approx every 15 minutes"?

of course. we have all obviously gotten to know each other's habits way too well around here, so yes, i headed them off at the pass...

[avignon]

:(






I think I'm turning Japanese.





:(




sigh

[mickill]

:(






I think I'm turning Japanese.





:(




sigh

It may make it easier for you to learn Fukyomama then.

*kick, sweep, flip*

[avignon]

It may make it easier for you to learn Fukyomama then.

*kick, sweep, flip*
I dunno, I think tai-bo is probably more effective.




Alas, neither will get me laid. :(

[like2_drink]

I think I'm turning Japanese.


noooooo

[enree erzweglle]

Umm, yea right. I'm not going to be the first one to post that its been more than 24 hours.

Wait...
Yeah, I beat you to that. :)

[Echewta]

yea, i'm sorry, i meant weeks.

[paul jones]

about 2 million years ago

[kll]

about 2 million years ago
hahahha... poor thing, i was waiting for your response...

[TurdBerglar]

new years of 04... wow

[avignon]

This thread is depressing the hell outa me.

[kll]

it's either feast or famine with this board and you can't differentiate between the frequent posters because half of em are getting laid daily and the other half or not... interesting study...

[beastiegirrl101]

does oral sex count?

[kll]

does oral sex count?
no

[paul jones]

really Paul its been that long? :(

it feels like it

actually it was NYE 1999/2000 in Melbourne,Australia with a girl called Marika

[avignon]

I honestly can't remember the last time I was touched at all in a sexual or sensual way. It's been a few years.

[Freebasser]

Are you sure it wasn't a guy named Mark, and you were just very, very drunk? :p

[kll]

it feels like it

actually it was NYE 1999/2000 in Melbourne,Australia with a girl called Marika

oh man...

[Freebasser]

:eek:

[Echewta]

holy shit, its been almost 6 years ?
you need to pm me your phone # by the way.

Looks like it wont be going on to seven.

[Freebasser]

Skye has a boyfriend, Skye has a boyfriend :p

[beastiegirrl101]

ok then last week Thursday.

[skinnybutphat]

Yeah, well let's see what happens when you have childrens.


a week

[QweenOfBoggle]

[Echewta]

Maybe because of the timing and the thread you posted asking him for his number?

[TAL]

24 hours and 50 minutes ago.

[redhead]

last sunday

[Echewta]

You do like the british teeth thing...

[Freebasser]

My teeth are lovely and brown.

[tulla]

i'm never having sex again.

[venusvenus123]

which one?

oops... erm about a day or two or something. probably due for another.

[Trimm Trabb]

This is personal. I'm not telling you!
(but it was the day after my birthday)

[Qdrop]

i'm never having sex again.

HAHAHAHHAHHAAHHAHAHAHAHHA....AHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH ..

haha hahhah hahahhahhahaahhahhha...

ahhha...ha

ha.



yeah, right....

[HEIRESS]

last friday

before that it was basically a month

:/

[b-grrrlie]

PJ you beat me! My longest "dryspell" has been four years. Now it's been two and half and it was no good, I wished I'd left the place after the South Park marathon finished...but it had been almost two years before that as well...

I guess I had my share when I was in my twenties... :rolleyes:

[beastieangel01]

1 week and 1 day ago. Mainly because I was on that time and all. Now I'm sick, but I could always cut out kissing and whatever.

[Kid Presentable]

Two days ago...

[Medellia]

This thread is depressing the hell outa me.
Me too. :(

[tracky]

The last time I had actual penis in vagina sex was a few years ago :( And only a few "encounters", shall we call them, since then.

paul where did you go in melbourne for nye? I went over there for halcyon knights. i coulda got laid that night too but acid does funny things to your willy :mad: probably why jim morrison could never get it up (lb)

[QueenAdrock]

Umm, mid-June when Wayne came home...

I've only done it like 8 times this year, cuz Wayne's been in Chicago majority of the time. :(

Only one more semester till he's home for good though. :)

[Beth]

about 15 minutes ago.

[Rancid_Beasties]

it feels like it

actually it was NYE 1999/2000 in Melbourne,Australia with a girl called Marika
Ahhhh now we know why PJ loves Melbourne so much (y)

[King of Rock II]

i'm just going to do what most people will do: i'm not going to answer this question until i get some again, so i can say: 2 hours! instead of: (...)!

[Calimero jr.]

Last Monday

[Trimm Trabb]

about 15 minutes ago.

So, you have sex and instead of cuddling/smoking/whatever you go on the board immediately?

Someone's a bit addicted. ;)

[cosmo105]

last night

[beastieangel01]

you don't have to cuddle right after all the time you know.

Especially if it's a quickie before the other goes to work, or what have you.

[TurdBerglar]

sex before work use to make me feel rather filthy.

[cosmo105]

no way, man. it's the best way to start your day. no matter what idiots throw at you, you're like :cool:. unless you meant "filthy" in the good sense of the word.

[TurdBerglar]

no i mean filthy as in covered in sweat and vaginal secretions

[cosmo105]

you don't like the physical act of sex much, do you turd? you just like getting off and then getting rid of all evidence, including her. correct?

[beastieangel01]

usually I'm dead tired in the morning and thus am not feeling so sexy. But when it does/has happened, it's a nice start to the day :D (just like cos said) and if you feel flithy in the sense you sweat...shower after. Duh.

Any other filthy is good. You should be happy to get that feeling :p

[TurdBerglar]

you don't like the physical act of sex much, do you turd? you just like getting off and then getting rid of all evidence, including her. correct?


not the girl at all. she definetly needs to be around. i just don't like being icky.

[miss soul fire]

Next century. *yawns* :p

[monkey]

6 weeks ago. then he made his decision, and i made mine. heh

[The Notorious LOL]

sex before work use to make me feel rather filthy.


I had sex on my lunch break once about three years ago. God bless AIM and girls with cars.

[insertnamehere]

in one week and one day, it will have been 2 months.

if i ever get any again, i think i'll finish in like 4 seconds. a little over a month ago i got a backrub and got extreamly turned on just from that. my breathing started to go all funny. he stopped when i started making sex noises :(

i think part of whats wrong with me is that i never had any physical intamacy of any kind till after i was 18, so when i get anything at all my body is like "OMG HE TOUCHED ME!!!"


what can i say, im easy to please

[kll]

I had sex on my lunch break once about three years ago. God bless AIM and girls with cars.

you were cybering via IM in the backseat of some chick's car?

[tulla]

i'm never having sex again.

i totally lied. i had sex last night.

[TurdBerglar]

what was it like?

[miss soul fire]

what was it like?
OMG!!! Tulla had sex with youuu!!!:eek:

Every guy wants to know their performance!:mad:

:p

[TurdBerglar]

you're next, sweet tits

[miss soul fire]

you're next, sweet tits
I don't have tits, mister! I'm a cyborg. Thank Godness. The power of the mind...

[TurdBerglar]

can i stick my probe in your receptacle?

[miss soul fire]

can i stick my probe in your receptacle?
Sorry, it's closed for visitors. :p

[TurdBerglar]

we can play invasion!

[The Notorious LOL]

you were cybering via IM in the backseat of some chick's car?


no I was all "lol sup bebbe secks? rofl ;) come pick me up from work at 12!"

[icy manipulator]

close to a month

[Dr Deaf]

So, you have sex and instead of cuddling/smoking/whatever you go on the board immediately?

Someone's a bit addicted. ;)


it was the 3rd time she got rocked. i had been up for 52 hrs and passed out from the sheer exhaustion of such escapades. we cuddled and canoodled extensively. please forgive us.

on the thread note: 32 mins ago. i've since smoked and spoke with the hammertown muvvafukkkaz. we're fresh from sushi and on our way for some pizza at ginos.

[paul jones]

we can play invasion!

the first band I was in was called Invasion

[sam i am]

Last night.

Rocked it! :eek:

[TurdBerglar]

the first band I was in was called Invasion


were your songs about invadeing closed receptacles?

[paul jones]

were your songs about invadeing closed receptacles?

nah

one song was called 'Mucking About' which was about having a laugh being a teenager and playing knock down ginger which was a game we used to play where a gang of us used to knock on random doors and run away and also garden hopping which was where we used to hop over garden hedges

[TopazJAK]

A couple hours ago.

[cosmo105]

man, i bet the neighbors hate us.

[kll]

I think it's funny that Deaf felt the need to respond to Trimm Trabb's comment..





8 hours ago.

[beastieangel01]

1 week and 1 day ago.

scratch that to last night. Finally. Sheesh.

[tracky]

Still nothing since last post lol :(

[icy manipulator]

may :(

[skra75]

two days ago (or was it three?). bad decision! :confused:

[Lex Diamonds]

Bout a week.

[Videodrome]

last week.

[Kid Presentable]

Day.

[Lyman Zerga]

untouched, sweet and innocent

[Rock]

yesterday.

[Caribou]

It's been about a year now and it's driving me bonkers. This weekend I even tried to surround myself with crazy dancing drunk people, but still no luck. Gimme teh sex0rz! :mad:

[na§tee]

an underwhelming saturday night.

[abcdefz]

...about 12 years ago.

[Yeti]

...about 12 years ago.

A to the Z, I say go for 15 years. I got a silver Tiffany's pitcher for 15 years at my old job. You will probably get a gal to swallow on your 15 year mark.

[abcdefz]

A to the Z, I say go for 15 years. I got a silver Tiffany's pitcher for 15 years at my old job. You will probably get a gal to swallow on your 15 year mark.



I doubt that I'll be married in three years, but you never know.

[Yeti]

I doubt that I'll be married in three years, but you never know.

Did some girl make you decide to be celibate?

Hey, I met my wife and was married about a year and a half later.
It can happen.

[abcdefz]

Hey, I met my wife and was married about a year and a half later.
It can happen.


Anything can happen, pretty much, but I'm getting a little old for domestication.


Did some girl make you decide to be celibate?



-- a decision I made when I became a Christian about, um, 13-14 years ago. I slipped a few times in the early year/s.

[Yeti]

Anything can happen, pretty much, but I'm getting a little old for domestication.





-- a decision I made when I became a Christian about, um, 13-14 years ago. I slipped a few times in the early year/s.

I did not get married until I was 35. Your never too old.

[b-grrrlie]

Sunday morning (a few times), night before that (about dozen times), Saturday morning (quite a few times), Friday night (about two dozen times... )































:D

[Caribou]

Sunday morning (a few times), night before that (about dozen times), Saturday morning (quite a few times), Friday night (about two dozen times... )


OMG, You go girl! :D (y)

[b-grrrlie]

Taking back the time lost! :D

[monkey]

three times yesterday. ouchie. :o

[afronaut]

Umm. Thursday. Hi 5!

[SobaViolence]

3 weeks ago
and i won't even try until the bruise goes away and my jaw heals...

[Caribou]

Taking back the time lost! :D

Woo-hoo, Finally! :D
I'm really so happy for you. You really deserve all this goodness to happen.
But be careful, you don't want to get sore and not being able to walk. ;)

[Deep_Sea_Rain]

Half and hour ago.

[Documad]

Taking back the time lost! :D
You are, indeed! :p

I am so happy that you are happy. (y)

[miss soul fire]

does oral sex count?
hm...

[DandyFop]

hm...

:eek: !

B-grrlie, congrats on the mucho sexings lady.

The other day my boyfriend mentioned something about us having a lot of sex, and I'm all "we do?". I've never really been in a normal longish term "doing it" relationship. It roolz.

Oh and the answer is last night, two times

[paul jones]

a thousand years ago

[beastieangel01]

WAY TO BUMP OLD THREADS.

I don't have sex. I have no sexual organs to do so.

[Freebasser]

WAY TO BUMP OLD THREADS.

I don't have sex. I have no sexual organs to do so.

Liar! We've all seen your egg-sac.

[b-grrrlie]

36 days 22 hours until the next time....

[abcdefz]

3 weeks ago
and i won't even try until the bruise goes away and my jaw heals...


...yeah, but you made her a very happy woman. (y)

[bigblu89]

I think it was sometime last week.
Possibly the week before.
I lose track.

[beastieangel01]

Liar! We've all seen your egg-sac.

just because I have an eggsack doesn't mean I have sex. I could be like some fish and just seep in semen that floats around me or something!

[hardnox71]

You talking about mine or someone else's?:D :p



























I'm kidding! I don't do that shit. But that was funny, right?:D

[ET]

and just seep in semen that floats around me or something!

Like Beyonce? (http://www2.bunte.t-online.de/dyn/c/18/04/88/1804882,tid=i.jpg)

[Jitters]

untouched, sweet and innocent

Me too, we should be friends :D

[HEIRESS]

Like Beyonce? (http://www2.bunte.t-online.de/dyn/c/18/04/88/1804882,tid=i.jpg)

Hmmm (http://www.hotelchatter.com/files/3/champagnesupernova.jpg)

[ET]

Snibbedy snaps!

[QueenAdrock]

Last night roflmao

[trailerprincess]

About a month ago and am starting to feel minxy which is dangerous with a whole bank holiday weekend coming my way

[skra75]

Like Beyonce? (http://www2.bunte.t-online.de/dyn/c/18/04/88/1804882,tid=i.jpg)

nice(y)

[icy manipulator]

i think my knee's too fucked to even have sex :(

[skra75]

hmmm, I think it's been too long at this point. my standards are steadily dropping into the 'man-whore' range.

[icy manipulator]

Was there ever a ruling on "does it count if you paid for it?"
i dont think anyone here would be willing to post that

[icy manipulator]

Oh yeah, I was talking, uh, hypothetically of course.
sure sure :p

[beastieangel01]

Like Beyonce? (http://www2.bunte.t-online.de/dyn/c/18/04/88/1804882,tid=i.jpg)

yeah man I gotta swim in that shit.

[Freebasser]

just because I have an eggsack doesn't mean I have sex. I could be like some fish and just seep in semen that floats around me or something!

I think I need to wash my eyes.

[hardnox71]

2 hours or so ago!
What the fuck are you talking about?

[hardnox71]

Well, new girlfriend...
:confused:

[miss soul fire]

Well, new girlfriend...
Is it true what they say? You know, "new girlfriend, old sex"?:p

[b i o n i c]

who the hell said that?

[miss soul fire]

who the hell said that?
My brain cells. They made it up!:D

[b i o n i c]

could you please ask yer brain cells what old sex means?

[miss soul fire]

could you please ask yer brain cells what old sex means?
Old sex means same genitalia appearance.:(

[b i o n i c]

:eek: your partners genitals look like yours? :eek:

thats kinda hot actually

[miss soul fire]

:eek: your partners genitals look like yours? :eek:

thats kinda hot actually
Hahaha, not really, but if you thought it was that, good for you!:D

[b i o n i c]

oh shut up and marry me

[Nuzzolese]

Why do people congratulate each other for having sex? It seems so silly. It's like, congratulations, good job, we're proud of you! I'm trying to imagine when I would ever hear that in an actual personal conversation and not think it strange.

[miss soul fire]

oh shut up and marry me
Yes, sir! Hahaha. :p

[b i o n i c]

here's the ring .......... o

its not fancy but its a beginning. i promise to always take out the garbage (y)

[miss soul fire]

here's the ring .......... o

its not fancy but its a beginning. i promise to always take out the garbage (y)
Thanks, I don't like fancy rings!

And the garbage proposal was the best I got so far!

[b i o n i c]

garbage, toilet seats down... anything for you my darling

[DandyFop]

Why do people congratulate each other for having sex? It seems so silly. It's like, congratulations, good job, we're proud of you! I'm trying to imagine when I would ever hear that in an actual personal conversation and not think it strange.

That kinda happens in real life.

"Dude I got laid last night".

"Nice. High five".

Yeah...I think it's something to congratulate upon.

[Nuzzolese]

That kinda happens in real life.

"Dude I got laid last night".

"Nice. High five".

Yeah...I think it's something to congratulate upon.

I think I'd cringe if someone did that. I guess I don't usually say "dude I got laid last night" so that sort of explains it.

[Lex Diamonds]

I think I'd cringe if someone did that. I guess I don't usually say "dude I got laid last night" so that sort of explains it.
I thought girls were always all "ooh me and Bradd finally did it last night" "ooh that's great Mike, tell me all the gory details!"

[Nuzzolese]

I thought girls were always all "ooh me and Bradd finally did it last night" "ooh that's great Mike, tell me all the gory details!"

Bradd and Mike? What are you suggesting?

[mickill]

He's suggesting that he likes to picture men having sex.