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mp-seventythree
07-14-2005, 10:39 AM
I was just reading, they had interviews with guys who had actually used chat up lines on girls in clubs. Most were the usual cheesy shite, but one actually made me laugh...

"I want you to have my children.......they're outside in the car"

dunno why, but I found that really funny


anyway.....
kll
07-14-2005, 10:40 AM
hhaha! that is great!
Freebasser
07-14-2005, 10:41 AM
I thought chat-up lines only happened in movies?
mp-seventythree
07-14-2005, 10:42 AM
If comments by women I know are anything to go by, they're alive and being used in clubs all around.

But then I live in Essex...
Freebasser
07-14-2005, 10:43 AM
"yor'wite, mate!?"
mp-seventythree
07-14-2005, 10:46 AM
you live in Essex?

Yes, unfortunately
mp-seventythree
07-14-2005, 10:47 AM
"yor'wite, mate!?"

I'm North East Essex, not Sarf Essex.
We're the respectable part of the county, Consatable Country etc. Right on the Suffolk border.
avignon
07-14-2005, 10:49 AM
Worse one I ever got was "I love the swing on your back porch." Imagine that with a horrible southern accent. Ick.
mp-seventythree
07-14-2005, 10:56 AM
I am going to be your hood in 2 weeks and 3 days...are you near Basildon?

I'm about a 50 minute drive from Basildon, that's South Essex.

Why on earth are you going to Basildon?
mp-seventythree
07-14-2005, 11:02 AM
I am tripping around Europe for a month, and one of my excursions includes romping through DepMode's old hood, take pictures.....see what it was like. Alot of old 80's bands grouped in that area...DM, The Clash, Culture Club....more...

Ah, well if after Basildon you happen to be catching the ferry to Holland, you'll only be about a mile from my house.
mp-seventythree
07-14-2005, 11:03 AM
I am tripping around Europe for a month, and one of my excursions includes romping through DepMode's old hood, take pictures.....see what it was like. Alot of old 80's bands grouped in that area...DM, The Clash, Culture Club....more...

Beware, Basildon is a hole. And it's full of Chavs and Geezers....be careful.
mp-seventythree
07-14-2005, 11:08 AM
so where else are you going in Europe?
Freebasser
07-14-2005, 11:13 AM
Go to Moss Side!
TAL
07-14-2005, 11:24 AM
Is Jakobstad one of the minor places?
TAL
07-14-2005, 11:27 AM
It's where I live.
TAL
07-14-2005, 11:30 AM
You're welcome next year then.
TAL
07-14-2005, 11:36 AM
Oh, that's just a rumor? :(